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@i_am_no_pilot

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one time i told someone my main is pikachu and they said 'yeah that fits'

Chicago, IL
Joined June 2022
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meeting new oomf
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several years ago i had a partner who was HIV+ and i participated in a study that helped prove HIV cannot be contracted when it is undetectable, and THAT is one of the proudest facts of my life.
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a friend group of gays invited me to a lakehouse for the weekend as the pass around party snack 🤭
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i am so sorry to every HIV+ person who signed on this past week to so many repulsive and ignorant tweets. decades of queer people have fought for a world where you're cherished, where u get to live a long happy life. & these ignorant f**ks are who they fought against. fuck them
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Read the first 2.5 pages of And The Band Played On. Aloud, if you can.
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@nietstussenn 🫶🏼 to u. you have every right to feel sorrow, but you are NOT alone. a positive diagnosis says nothing about a person's character, you are just as deserving of love and intimacy as any other person, and that will never change.
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an "ok and?" that shook the world, shattered monarchies, and dawned a new era for the modern world
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@thatclarafied @TheHealingWthin seperation of church and state is the biggest lie ever told.
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g'night ♡
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mustache has returned
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we're usin the green filter today
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denim vest with extended shoulders for bump
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@wranglerchi legitimately awed by this story. ♡
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chappell roan performing a show with women body builders the same day right wingers panic over a woman olympian having muscles. the ICON u are, chappell
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im a "fabulous" btw
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Since we’re coming up on her year anniversary
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worst thing about topping on grindr is how many guys are spending their day collecting loads, and do not disclose the info ahead of time
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dude broke up with me over text and ended it with "have a good night!" so i responded with go fuck yourself 😇
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btw i shaved my beard 🪦
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made out with 3 strangers, danced my heart out, made several new friends, got complimented dozens of times on an outfit i sewed from scratch. perfect night 🥰
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Use this tweet as an excuse to post an old pic where you looked hot
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had a low-grade anxiety attack while on a first date last night and the guy was so kind. didn't make fun of my shakey hands, gave me gentle topics to yap about to calm me down 🥹
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we saw u from across the park and we loved ur vibe
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g'night ♡
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bicep is growing 🌱
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spent the evening with my soon to be roommates in logan, im gonna love living here soooo much 🥹
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feeling cute today ✨️
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RIP beard
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happy monday. say goodbye to the beard.
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slutty shirt under a blazer tonight
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me and my dog slept back-to-back all night last night 🥰
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boy excited to go on a 40 minute scooter ride:
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current project: making a denim jacket with big ass shoulders
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@RisesLikeFlames u chose a player who QUIT?
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THE POWER OF THREE WILL SET US FREE
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Nature is Amazing ☘️
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What is going on here? 😂
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happy whatever day it is
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oopsie still awake 🤭
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post a pic where your body tea was insane
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do u wanna do seperate activities on the couch while our legs touch? lemme know
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we found a diplomatic solution
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in a territory dispute with my dog over the center of the bed
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cuddled up with my bestie. g'night ♡
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rain in chicago. g'night ♡
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the thing is that Pedro hasn't won any awards, and it's really overdue. he should have swept every award with his GOT performance.
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look at his breathing IM GONNA KMS
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yay friday
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i wrote code for 13 hours today 🪦
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happy monday. say goodbye to the beard.
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shirt-i-rarely-wear-night
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idk im sweaty
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nighty night
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31 on 07/10 🤙🏻
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the highlight of this look is how well i fit my butt. srry u can't see it 😔
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made out with 3 strangers, danced my heart out, made several new friends, got complimented dozens of times on an outfit i sewed from scratch. perfect night 🥰
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ok happy saturday and shit
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made a lil bracelet thing last night
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cuddling with my sick puppy
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insta oomf said my eyebrows are the only cut thing about me 😭
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managed to snap this pic of my dog using my neck as a pillow 🥺
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morning baldies — im tired af 🥲
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deliriously sleepy today
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🍆
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@MarketingBully_
Ty | The Marketing Bully
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What’s that picture that makes you say “wow, I’m so pretty!!” 👀👀
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hand doodle
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g'night ♡
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@russianmomm yes if you do the dishes after
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open spot to my left if u wanna cuddle
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back on my bullshit (black nails)
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wanna hookup with my new neighborhood cuties, but i slammed my head into the corner of a chair yesterday and i have this ugly ass lump on my forehead 😭
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my therapist once told me that gay people often have a harder time remembering their childhoods because the experience of love is so central to our lives, and so for many young queers the only way to survive is to disassociate for entire decades of their life
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Gays: What’s something homophobic a loved one did when you were a child that has stayed with you as an adult?
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practicing airbrush tattoos ♡
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happy friday ♡
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it's so funny when these slack jawed fools appear in my comments for my gay lil tweets cuz i had another account for 6 years and i never got remotely close to gay twitter. the algo only sends you f***otty tweets if ur clammoring for the f***ots, bb, so why are you here? ♡
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babe, it's friday
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g'night ♡
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hell yeah #survivor46
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comin to u live from this zoom call
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i know i know, poor little top. but having sex with guys who are only focused on my cum makes me want to kms
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accepting apps for the following positions - board game boyfriend - video game boyfriend - restaurant boyfriend - workout boyfriend - bike ride boyfriend - camping boyfriend - club/rave boyfriend - coding boyfriend - theatre boyfriend - coffee boyfriend - shrooms boyfriend
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i'm pro double texting. my inbox is full of spam, my phone overwhelms me, and i'm depressed. folks who follow up instead of blocking are legitimate angels.
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yay it's saturday
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overshare, but i permanently ended things with this guy whose been ghosting me and crawling back endlessly for 3 years and now he's spiraling
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hi from the gym
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What’s that picture that makes you say “Wow my tits are so big”?
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finally setup my ps5 in my new bedroom 🤙🏻
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morning 🥱
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nighty night 🌙
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overdid it with the gin last night, but i also made out with a guy at sidetrack so we are balanced
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moon's shadow all over me
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going on a breakfast date tomorrow morning 😇
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