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Parody Account for @iGetCurved l Morgan State Alum | 1911 (on occasions)

Morgan State University, Baltimore
Joined September 2016
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What’s funnier than 24? #25 🥂
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Her eyeballs just sparkled this highlight in 3017...
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How you stutter in a tweet
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Keta-Chan
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Niggas go to Miami living a whole different life for 3 days & forget where th they came from
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Niggas said this just the 2020 deluxe album omfggg
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Baltimore the most ghetto city in America
@wbaltv11
WBAL-TV 11 Baltimore
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MASK UP! The mayor declares "Mask Up" as Baltimore's official COVID-19 anthem:
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My favorite part of Squid Game
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I Am The Marketing Plan
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If he’s not outside like this he’s not sorry.
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Girlfriend: I’m going to Miami with the girls for Spring br... Me:
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No we failed Tink
we failed Rita Ora ngl
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Cuz you had a mask on but you was still sharing the Jay wit niggas you bozo 😂😂
@Wildnoutt
Wildnoutt™️
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Niggas really laughed at me for wearing a mask last night 😭
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Nigga got his ear to the Popeyes street
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Just got word from A Popeyes corporate member at work that, they gona end the sandwiches soon. Cause they can’t keep up production. They sold 2 Million in the US last week. Which is insane
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Fall semester... y’all won...
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I saw the “MoneyBagg Yo not even my mans fr” in Trey Songz eyes
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Y'all not peeping how this clown hitting a 4.2 in the 40 yard dash. These not average clowns.
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This cast of Degrassi is so underrated.
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Really bout to be 2018 and we still don’t got this
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For a second I really thought Obama out here doing any and everything...
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Hindsight < Foresight
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That first American song in the club after an hour straight of Afrobeats be hittin like that first sip of Gatorade after you done your workout
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Team Snapchat really be there through thick and thin...
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I know I ain’t read... “some bitches bleed so much...”
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da scientist
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Turnt up like I’m Cuban Gooding Jr.
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Jus tried to pay my DC tickets and decided ima jus go to jail instead
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Nigga you better dust yourself off and try again cuz you ain't seen nothin yet...
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It hit 70 Degrees once and Hogan really said FUCK IT we outside 😭
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Niggas be doin Dry January when it’s dark at 4 o’clock and ain’t shit to do nah do Dry July and turn that diffuculty up to Hall of Fame
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They done exposed Chick Fil-A bout fo five times already and NOW y’all actin surprised 😂😂
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The amount of “SWEETNESSS” yells I got was crazy
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This my cousin that work at the pentagon mall
@UnlockedVerses
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Y’all know Maryland boutta get locked down right?
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I know I ain’t just read Goldlink say “I can’t say I was surprised to hear that you died” ayooooooooo WHAT 😭😭
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Visual representation of me falling back
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@Ketacakes_ You made that up on thefuckin spot shut up
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Niggas straight up be saying “you the brokest nigga ALIVE! You don’t got nothin to LOSE!” LMAOO
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Highlights from my RKO on one of the alleged Hot girls yesterday... Hot boys up 56-0 at the half of the summer 😎🔥 ... Back to you chuck
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Ahh this is an app... this highlight in 2017 nvm
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Holidays be dry as shit now. So ima just start my own family to make this shit live again.
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PG/DC deserves all the credit in the world but won’t get it 😂😂
@FatKidDeals
Fat Kid Deals
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Get your Glizzy Shirt for $16
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@FlameAlkahest @_shesdarkskiin Nah bruh I’m DYINGGGG 😂😂😂😭😭
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Niggas create new ways to be horny everyday
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Tingus Pingus
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Disney+ and Thrust 😂🥴
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Yall remember back in 2014/15 high schools in the PG did a legndary cypher and WillthaRapper gave us “I go to suitland high and I go to suitland high” ...a time.
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@HexJK @ladycarter____ @Nosoycuero we got a NYPD officers burner account here everybody
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Scrolled too fast and thought this was Daniel Caesar
@raymoneythedon
stormi 🦦
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what my assigned fbi agent sees through my front camera
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@TruSay__ On God she spazzin 😂😂
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152 > 150. And this video don’t even show half the movie 🎥 ...wait y’all was at other homecomings yesterday? LMAO #152Years #wishyouwenthere
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180 and 360 be kicking y’all asses...
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Girls who be having boyfriend after boyfriend just seem weird to me.
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63 degrees on black history month and no day party or cookout ?
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niggas just HAVE to have sex everywhere... like relax.
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I opened this and wasn’t even surprised. Bald Girls hair to ass ratio is always off the charts...
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Blac Chyna got top 10 torch in the land since she got niggas making dumb decisions on the regular.
@TheShadeRoom
TheShadeRoom
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Chilllleeeee Blac Chyna got her rumored boo to tat her name on him so she know it's real 👀👀
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The DMV Pyrmaid scheme trend gotta go down in history with the Muslim trend in 09.
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Investing = gambling
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ItsASim
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@summer___august Love my fufu brothers and sisters but getting drowned with an hour+ of afrobeats is the purest form of torture
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@BasedNas Nigga just got sent confidential Popeyes info LMAOO
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Baltimore niggas would take this to the next level with ease.
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I'm calling the police
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@RMauriceParker @JasonChandler_ This story had a beginning middle and end. I was tuned in the whole way
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Nigga look like he got a boxing mouth guard on
@GlockTopickz
GlocK
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“Welcome to the Party” the rereremix #PopSmoke previews new music with him & #Quavo & I feel like I hear #TravisScott maybe. What do y’all think?
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@NinaNationn Hate this nigga dawg
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An African American Horror story.
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This was when he got kicked out his Baby Moms house after askin for money 😭😭
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We been Live from 1867-2017 #150Years #MSUHC2k17
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I can speak similish.
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Crack is still boomin in Baltimore like it’s the 80s I see...
@krystimarri
Krys Targaryen 🐉
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Baltimore has the best dressing men, that’s not up for debate.
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In honor of Mother's Day I made a compilation of my Mom's funniest moments 😂❤️
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I’m boutta bring back bullying Towson students
@Jeraa___
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what is this fuckery ? 🤔
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Gogo is in the black history museum... so that's out the question.
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“But if I leave...the fans still gone love me?” Barely Graduated ✅ Voted Most Mixy ✅ Voted Most likely to be in the Canteen ✅ Don’t have accolades so here damn✅ Graduated with a B.A in Economics so I can chase a bag don’t worry bout what I’m doin ✅💰
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Victor oladipo dropped a career high and bagged Bria Myles. KD a finals MVP and Markelle Fultz went #1 overall. PG niggas stock rising once again 📈
@PhellaDaFam
Phella
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A Yoruba guy who grew up in PG County bagged Bria Myles. Today is a proud, proud day. Victor Oladipo for President
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Thanos vs. that bad man John Wick #PS4share
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Desiigner on stage of the BET hip hop awards at the age of 19 speaking 20% English and I'm in college $20,000 in debt.
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Nigga I know that’s not a Mcdonals napkin dispenser
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It's DM your crush day and I ain't get a single DM. So we just gonna postpone this and try again tomorrow. From the top.
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@_TyraChanel Never been more grateful to hear Lil durk in my life
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The Jonas Brothers walked so the Migos could fly.
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Bro Chuckie Cheese is open until 9PM it’s up and stuck for y’all 🤞🏾
@wockyslushklutz
BBL sponsor
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21 and up? fuck y’all. nut ass old heads
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@summer___august Me after realizing I sound more and more like my colonizers
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If I'm DMing you Tweets or Memes that I think are funny we basically married. I don't know how else to put it.
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@iloveumoni
Monisola
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I feel like I’m the only person who’s never had a pregnancy scare lol
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PG girls on a whole nother level. The rest of the world just now witnessing.
@kTc0rvin0
Katie Corvino
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Rob Kardashian [crying]: Blac Chyna took the baby and left me Blac Chyna: I JUST GOT BANGS!
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I’ve reached my legal limit on letting shit slide. You do sumn wild shit it’s noted...
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Artists really callin on the Avengers to get them past Roddy rich this shit hilarious
@ComplexMusic
Complex Music
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Selena Gomez is calling on the Selenators for help. Her new album 'Rare' is in a tight race with Roddy Ricch's 'Please Excuse Me For Being Antisocial' for the #1 spot:
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You can’t tell me this shit not a disease
@hoodxastro
Astro Queen 11/28 ♐️
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Quavo is an Aries Sun, Scorpio Moon, with his Mars at the 29th degree of Gemini. If you think he has never raised his hand to Saweetie before you smoking dick
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@innagtrey Nahhhh I’m CRYINGG
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Omarion would be the first Nîgga to go 0-20. A Flawless defeat
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Omarion is weighing in on a potential #Verzuz with Chris Brown
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Yo I just learned that whistle isn’t apart of the damn songs but instead n*ggas just be havin that shìt handy 😂😭😭
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This what I need Black Friday to be hittin on again.
@Imposter_Edits
🥀_ Imposter_🥀
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This is so depressing, watch the person snatch that box out of the child's hand.
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*Makes eye contact with his profile picture* Girls:
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I’ve been too relaxed and at ease... let me check blackboard and humble myself.
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You really look back and be like nahhh pre COVID life was FIRE 😭😭
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Good Nupes ™️ ♦️
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Boneless cookies >>>
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Dr.Wilson said the rain ain’t stopping nobody! Now that’s my prez! #154
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Damn it’s crazy to see your peers with the WRONG mindset in a situation like this...
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No Cap and Gown I ain’t go to class... I’d rather die before I come in last 👨🏾‍🎓 #GradSzn #HBCUGrad
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“Happy birt—“ *checks DMs and sees if you said happy birthday to me* *confirms you did NOT* *backspaces and keeps it pushing*
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Bro who at Lifetime said “Damn we need Wendy Williams take on this” LMAOO
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