THE FAILING NEW YORKED TIMES PUBLISHES SAM BANKMAN-FRIED PUFF PIECE PAINTING CATASTRPHIC FRAUD AS JUST A SITUATION THAT GOT AWAY FROM POOR HUMBLE SAM ### $NYT
RETAIL APOCALYPSE INTENSIFIES ###
*AMAZON WANTS TO SHED AT LEAST 10 MILLION SQUARE FEET OF SPACE
*AMAZON AIMS TO SUBLET, END WAREHOUSE LEASES AMID COOLING SALES
$AMZN
CATHIE WOOD TWEETS THAT SHE BELIEVES WE ARE AT THE CUSP OF RESUMING THE 'ROARING TWENTIES' HOWEVER IF THE FED DOES NOT PIVOT IT WILL BE MOAR LIKE 1929 ###
$ARKK TO ZERO.
BIDEN DID NOT ORDER US MILITARY TO SHOOT DOWN CHINESE SPY BALLOON IN ORDER TO AVOID POTENTIAL CIVILIAN CASUALTIES ON THE GROUND: US DEFENSE OFFICIALS ###
***BEIJING JOE AT IT AGAIN***
BIDEN CELEBRATES ‘ONCE IN GENERATION INVESTMENT’ WHILE BATTLING SPEECH IMPEDIMENT AND/OR STROKE: OVER A BILLION TWO HUNDRED TRILLION TWO HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS ###
FLASH: TWITTER EMAIL TO EMPLOYEES CIRCULATING-
"BY 9AM PST ON FRIDAY NOVEMBER 4TH, EVERYONE WILL RECEIVE AN INDIVIDUAL EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT LINE: YOUR ROLE AT TWITTER."
CONTENTS OF THE EMAIL WILL INFORM READER IF THEY'VE BEEN FIRED OR NOT ### $TWTR
GOOGLE ACCIDENTALLY DELETES COMPANY'S ENTIRE GOOGLE CLOUD + THEIR GOOGLE BACKUPS DUE TO 'ONE OF A KIND' MISCONFIGURATION, 600K+ USERS AFFECTED: GUARDIAN ### $GOOGL
looks like the new MAX_DEPLATFORM feature is live
BARRY STERNLICHT: THE ECONOMY WILL HAVE A HARD LANDING. [POWELL] IS USING A STEAMROLLER TO GET THE PRICE OF MILK DOWN 2 CENTS. YOU DON'T HAVE TO SEE THE CAR HIT THE WALL TO KNOW IT'S GOING 8000 MPH & IT WILL HIT THE WALL ###
FUCKING FACEBOOK WAS HACKING ENCRYPTED NETWORK TRAFFIC BETWEEEN USERS & SNAPCHAT IN ORDER TO BETTER COMPETE WITH THE PLATFORM: COURT DOCUMENTS ### $META $SNAP
if you did this yourself you'd be in prison & never touch a computer again (until
@CIA
@NSAGov
needed you)
SAM BANKMAN-FRIED'S 'UNDERDRESSED GENIUS' LOOK: AXIOS ###
MAINSTREAM MEDIA OUTLETS CANNOT GET ENOUGH SBF DICK DOWN THEIR THROATS AS $10-20B REMAINS UNACCOUNTED FOR ###
NYC IS BACK: UNVEILS SHELTER FOR 'SINGLE ADULT MEN' ILLEGAL MIGRANTS WITH COUCHES, TEEVEES, XBOXES, 24/7 FOOD & DRINK ###
AND IN CASE YOU WERE CONCERNED: "THE MEALS ARE ALL CULTURALLY APPROPRIATE — IT IS SOUTH AMERICAN FARE."
#SUCCESS
LUKASHENKO OTM: THE SPEAKERS WHO SPOKE FIRST TALK ABOUT PEACE, TALK ABOUT A CLEAN PLANET --- THEY SAY THEY 'CARE FOR THE GRANDCHILDREN' AND YET THEY HAVE STARTED AND ARE WAGING THE SCARIEST WARS ON THE PLANET ###