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@iAmStevHarvey

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I will never pin a tweet

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Me: fuck capitalism and everything it represents Also me: all hail pop-tart

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4 years

2020 almost got even worse

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8 months

Haven’t seen anything from Jim Carey’s Leap Day William yet 👀

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8 months

How has no one posted the best 30 rock joke yet

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7 months

Kills me every time

no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉

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what’s the funniest scene youve watched in a sitcom?

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@BaileyCarlin Yep. And it’s better than the beach. Don’t have do deal with sand. There are grass areas to play sports. Diving catches into the water. Better if you want to float on a tube cuz you can tie yourself to the wall. you can ride your bike right up to it. Etc,.

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11 months

Left out the punchline!!

out of context 30 Rock

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2 years

Keeping my grandma in this cage until the white sox fire Tony La Russa

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2 years

Just remembered that i was drunk the other night and made this shirt. Not mad

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8 months

One I haven’t seen yet

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1 year

Opening day fit, go sox 😤

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2 years

Just remembered that i was drunk the other night and made this shirt. Not mad

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1 year

Can’t wait to flex on everyone with my white sox cum backpack

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@iAmStevHarvey

3 years

After Brett Favre’s dad died he sent a very small dick pic to someone not his wife, we need more role models like Brett these days 😌

UNCLE HOTEP 🤡🌍

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3 years

Brett Favre didn’t smoke a blunt after his Dad died. He went out and went 22-30 399 yards and 4 TDS

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3 years

Maldonado just ripped one on National TV

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3 years

Nightmare blunt rotation

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Our Pitcher, Who art on 35th Lance Lynn be Thy Name Thy strikes will come Thy will be out on the mound as it is at Comiskey Give us this win, our daily beer & forgive us for 1919 as we forgive those who sucked ass in the past &lead us to victory but deliver us from a loss Amen

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8 years

Me flirting: Hey Girl: hey Me: everything about lilo and stitch is underrated. The movie, soundtrack, and spinoff show are all phenomenal

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@iAmStevHarvey

5 years

Today’s the only day you can retweet this

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8 years

They did. An estimated 2.5 million people marched yesterday, and you lost the popular vote by 2.9 million

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8 years

Watched protests yesterday but was under the impression that we just had an election! Why didn't these people vote? Celebs hurt cause badly.

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6 years

No one’s gonna fess up about owning a monkey in oak forest??

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6 years

Wait for it

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6 years

Today’s the only day you can retweet this

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3 years

La Russa?

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@iAmStevHarvey

5 years

Are your kids secretly talking about the fleadh? Wtf (what the fleadh) Wtaf (what the actual fleadh) Lmfao (laugh my fleadh ass off) Rofl (rolling on fleadh laughing) MILF (Mother id like to fleadh ) BBC (big black cock)

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3 years

Love being drunk and online shopping 🥰

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3 years

Customized this baby. $25 if anyone can guess the customization

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5 years

Like I said before, if you call it cornhole your first crush was your cousin

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4 years

I think I’d have better luck with the ladies if I didn’t have to correct them every time they called my tortoise a turtle

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7 years

. @FreeThrowEmo are fucking rock stars

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5 years

I don’t like this phone neighbor thing

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@iAmStevHarvey

7 years

ahh NPR talking about Kendrick Lamar and ratboys in the same podcast, just like we all predicted

All Songs Considered

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7 years

Hear Kendrick Lamar, plus garage rock from Weed and dream pop duo Gems on this week's show.

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@iAmStevHarvey

5 years

Just helping out a fellow neighbor who’s on house arrest

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7 years

*me checking out with 6 cases of beer* Cashier: damn, what's the special occasion? Me: my brother is turning 13. She didn't really wanna talk after that

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@iAmStevHarvey

6 years

Our Pitcher, Who art on 35th Kopech be Thy Name Thy strikes will come Thy will be out on the mound as it is at Comiskey Give us this win our daily beer &forgive us for 1919 as we forgive those who sucked ass in the past &lead us to victory but deliver us from a loss Amen

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6 years

I think my mom is giving up

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5 years

How does Pete Davidson keep getting these girls

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7 years

In what world is this a women’s extra-large??? V disappointed

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7 years

#NotMyMascot

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7 years

@cityofoakforest new field, new floor, new logo, new mascot! #rebrand #bengalnation

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6 years

Lmao this 25 pound turkey trend is so funny, got my mom so bad 😂

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6 years

Me on Friday vs. me during the fleadh

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6 years

I think my tortoise is sick

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5 years

I’m gonna believe the random Dominican reporter I’ve never heard of, thank u though

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5 years

Our @MLBBruceLevine asked a solid White Sox source if there was any truth to the Marcell Ozuna rumor. "No." Okay then.

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7 years

I hate when people say being a vegan is expensive, a case of bud light is literally $14

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@ringsidenews_ This article and headline is so fucking irresponsible. You are clearly making her look bad for clicks and rage engagement, and it’s working. She made an innocent joke and now you have people dragging her because of it. Be better.

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My Oak Forest Fleadh 5k race winner prediction

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#iSupportMyRunner #ChicagoMarathon

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5 years

POV of me mouthing “good morning” to a coworker and not saying it cuz I’m blasting “if u seek Amy” by Britney Spears and I cant hear myself talk

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5 years

Me not being able to talk to my grandkids about when vaping was legal cuz they all died in a school shooting

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7 years

Love when the snow melts and the flowers begin to bloom

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1 year

69 likes and I buy it

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6 years

Had a mental breakdown on Sunday and unfollowed everyone, like this if you want me to follow you back. Luv, ktoni

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7 DAYS!!!

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3 years

Went to therapy for the first time ever today. Can I get a hell yea 😤

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7 years

Hey @FreeThrowEmo , can u pls respond, my dad and I are your biggest fans

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2 years

Me heading home to oak forest vs. me 24 hours in oak forest

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6 years

Still can’t believe that horse fucked him

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7 years

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse." -Pres. Reagan #VPinMT

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5 years

Right when I heard this I knew it was going to be everywhere. Twitter bios, tinder bios, probably a forever 21 shirt, tattooed on my ass. Everywhere

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"You want a whore, buy one. You want a Queen, earn her." #GameofThrones

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7 years

Today my dad was looking for a sign to skip work, and as he was waiting for his train a bud light truck drove by so he went home Hbd dad

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6 years

Wait for it

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4 years

Is this oak forest

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4 years

I don’t know how TikTok works but this has 200 likes and I’m told that’s good

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6 years

Once I learn how to spell it’s over for you hose

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6 years

What did I do wrong

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3 years

Lmaooooooo

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3 years

You just gotta keep livin’ man, L-I-V-I-N

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When I link my own tweet in the group chat

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This girl on tinder has the biggest boner I've ever seen http://t.co/2PIbJtEG4i

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@badgalbetsy Son of a glab

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3 years

Who wants one Cc: @aliwhitesox

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6 years

1. Pizza guy bangs lonely housewife 2. Plummer bangs lonely housewife 3. Pool boy bangs lonely housewife 4. Stepson bangs lonely housewife 5. Golden retriever is good at basketball

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2 years

Every lesbian couple looks like this

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6 years

Women’s body wash: Watermelon Sunflower Sunrise :) Men’s: Al Capone’s Syphilis Cigar Juice

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5 years

Apparently this dude who just moved across the street by himself is on house arrest cuz he’s on trial for murder. While all of the white suburban parents are freaking out, here I am painting an actual target on my back and sunbathing on my front lawn

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@iAmStevHarvey

6 years

Why don't I just go eat some hay? I can make things out of clay, or lay by the bay, I just may! What do you say?

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BUILD A WALL & CRIME WILL FALL!

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Just bought a bitcoin. Life is good 🙌🏼

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7 years

I once asked a girl for gum in class and she gave me a pencil eraser, then told me to "chew on that."

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5 years

This goes to show you anyone can get their dream girl if you make millions of dollars and become one of the best and most famous baseball players of all time

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In 1998, @AROD said @JLo was his dream date ... Let him inspire you to dream BIG.

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7 years

It's safe to say I'm going to use this one the most

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6 years

Congrats on the expansion @fromthe108 🎉🎉🎉

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4 years

Happy 3 year anniversary to the bravest guy I know, who runs because he cares

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@iAmStevHarvey

10 months

I start a new job in 10 days where I’m the manager of the chicago branch at this nationwide firm, it’s fully remote for the time being, a nice ass pay raise, and I get to build it out from basically the ground up. I’m so pumped

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@iAmStevHarvey

4 years

Why are republicans so sad about that girl dying from that gun shot? The survival rate of the protest was 99.99%

Scott Greer 6’2” IQ 187

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4 years

Ashley Babbit, say her name

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@iAmStevHarvey

5 years

“The 2005 White Sox should be considered the most dominant playoff team of all time. Them and the 1999 Yankees both went 11-1, HOWEVER the White Sox had a better run differential. It’s a major crime how often they are forgotten by the mainstream sports media”

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@iAmStevHarvey

5 years

Finally got an email back from one of the 17 jobs I’ve applied for :)) and they said no :))

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