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Meeting Dan & Phil in 67 Days
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comeback kid | mal 💙
10 months
"fuck you calling me father like it doesn't turn you on just to say it" #danandphilgames #phanart #danandphil #dapgs #spookyweek
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This might be an unpopular opinion but I think Dalien needs a gf. This sims series is a sausage fest and has no hope of ever passing the bechdel test otherwise.
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9 months
Why is this taking me out.
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7 months
Ru: Please welcome, straight from YouTube, the hilarious Dan Howell! Dan: Well not straight, Ru. [Ru Paul Laughter noises] Ru: How’dya like my queens Dan? Dan: They were amazing Ru. Basically, Im gagged.
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comeback kid | mal 💙
7 months
Wait have yall not watched the unaired pilot of uk drag race where dan judged?
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You picked two pics of kji doing experimental makeup and two of ur fav on a tuesday. And he is still fighting for his life
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9 months
This is the life I want for Dalien
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8 months
Dan Howell Gamingmas Smack Cam:
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9 months
Fumbling a mean emo goth chick that plays football? I am feeling so homophobic tonight.
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6 months
Daniel Howell Tried to Investigate Glasgow Wonka Exhibit Fluke—'I Looked For Evidence'
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comeback kid | mal 💙
7 months
The phitchen is upstairs confirmed. Why the fuck is it upstairs. Keep the house tour. Im pissed.
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9 months
Two years later, still wondering who the psycho that changed Phil’s dinner order while he was in the restroom was.
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10 months
Ready for whatever today brings in phannieland.
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2 years
@monetxchange Monet on her next performance
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comeback kid | mal 💙
7 months
It goes. Dan: Hey Im Phil….and this is also Phil.
@lemoninof
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i wonder how dnp introduce each other to people. like “this is my roommate”? partner? silly rabbit? good time boy? all of the above??
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8 months
He’s like Rihanna with those booty shorts.
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8 months
Every new glimpse of this phouse confuses me more than the last.
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7 months
They put up this in the stairwell at work, and Im taking it personally. Now I think of japhan at least twice a day.
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@flwrphil (Circle post) its like dan has a lot of regrets from his past but Phil was never even in that realm thats just 🥲
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comeback kid | mal 💙
9 months
It really is a shame stan twitter wasn’t around back then. He would’ve ran the buffy fandom like the marines.
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7 months
[incoherent mumbling]
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10 months
Spooky Week WIP ⚠️🎃| There’s plenty of space for a nun outfit drawing here Phil.
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6 months
His ass was NOT looking at Dan. He was deciding to get rid of the hat 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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comeback kid | mal 💙
9 months
Ok finally trying to see what all the hype is about
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Dan in the pool doing tricks
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10 months
Phil putting his leg up on the chair at the end of videos is the gay representation I like to see
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10 months
Cant wait to see my girlfriend today (phil)
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9 months
I hope his ass was taking notes while they were doing his hair. He looks GORGEOUS.
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7 months
@fitfvinyI They’re pretty enough that id confuse them for tall dykes if i was drunk enough at the gay bar
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comeback kid | mal 💙
9 months
I don’t hate a lot of things. But I hate this fuckass wig.
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9 months
This is what phil wishes he would look like…
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comeback kid | mal 💙
10 months
Rewatching this gem and crying in ‘mommy issues’ 😭😭😭
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comeback kid | mal 💙
9 months
Girl, if you're not watching Dan & Phil’s Quarantine Stereo, you're only getting half the story.
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1 year
@theeonIy He was allowed to look this tan because the cont was getting shipped straight to America.
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10 months
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9 months
I didnt know deliveroo was the name of the service. I thought it was dan and phil’s quirky way of saying take out
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Dog Owner: He doesn’t bite. The dog as soon as they’re not looking:
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2 years
@monetxchange Being in monation is harder than being in the marines
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Wait have yall not watched the unaired pilot of uk drag race where dan judged?
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9 months
@danisnotagaymer Yum, aged northern meat
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10 months
Dan and Phil have a lot of cake for two white boys. And im not talking about any of the questionable baking goods they’ve made over the years.
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comeback kid | mal 💙
10 months
There is someone out there today discovering Dan & Phil for the first time. Thats crazy.
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comeback kid | mal 💙
1 year
Before anyone complains. Most promo for KJI3 has been through Kai’s own efforts to reach out to his juniors and seniors. SM has done the bare minimum as always
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@thyonIy @jonginsrover Him cementing himself as a leader in the fields he is naturally gifted in (dancing, creative imput, being a singer) BUT also in the things he struggles with (going on variety shows, making connections with fellow entertainers, etc.) we love to see it
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comeback kid | mal 💙
10 months
Oh my god pray for me. Phil looks amazing in the thumbnail
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comeback kid | mal 💙
8 months
Yall had 4 days without dan and phil and you’re resorting to entertainment via a Scammer….cocaine doesn’t even have this chokehold on people.
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comeback kid | mal 💙
9 months
‘Dan and Phil I already knew the address to your apartment lol’ thats not something to be proud of you wierdo.
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comeback kid | mal 💙
8 months
One day soon we are gonna get pictures like this of Dan & Phil.
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comeback kid | mal 💙
10 months
I cant tell if yall have just never met an older white male gay. Babes and honey are compulsory.
@danhoweIIs
charlotte
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i'm actively choosing to pretend i didn't hear this so i don't Lose My Mind
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Dan and Phil are home-owning gay boys with Internet clout that somehow have stayed uncanceled. They’re like the American dream but for Millennials.
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This part was giving evil gays
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comeback kid | mal 💙
9 months
Someone on yt comments said that Phil was a spooky week passenger princess and I can’t stop thinking about it.
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comeback kid | mal 💙
10 months
Stoppp everythinggg. Look at Phil’s new glasses 🥹🥺
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10 months
Spooky week WIP. First time drawing Dan and Phil fan art in digital.
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1 year
PLS RT [USA 🇺🇸 GO] KAI - The 3rd Mini Album [Rover] 🤍 $8-10 each, 1st payment 🤍 Sorted and Unsorted 🤍 Closes: 3/12@ 11:59pm MST 🤍 Form: DM Any Questions 🐻
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Dan and Phil after clocking in for their first Twitch:
@historyinmemes
Historic Vids
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Snoop Dogg left his live for 8 hours and forgot he was streaming
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@darbyheartsdnp Im not a floorplan detective! Im just like ??? Anytime I see something odd. Like why is there a piano right next to the kitchen
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Phil was gaslighting the shit out of Dan. “WE need to do better” “IM not speaking to you again if we dont get to that campfire”. Bby girl…
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@cardbordcing Building Besties
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10 months
I just think its funny when phannies speak on dan and phil’s home decor taste when they’re probably sat in front of a wall of autism nick nacks as we speak.
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8 months
Dan roasting Phil vs Phil Roasting Dan
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comeback kid | mal 💙
7 months
I think its funny yall think he was horny. When he was clearly trying to overcompensate for shaving it too far left and making Phil look bald for a second.
@snokoplasmz
snoko 🦇
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i will never get over his reaction to the slit bro was having a MOMENT
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8 months
These two videos are psychological twins
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6 months
I’m not offended ≠ It wasn’t offensive.
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10 months
Ok, now that the rose colored glasses are down. Why tf are dan and phil grown asses drinking straight up milk.
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@Clapshua This 👆👆👆which we have all been saying for a while: not ALL idols can or should go solo
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comeback kid | mal 💙
8 months
Gagged
@beyoncegarden
𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
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name a time a celebrity gagged their interviewer😭
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PJ & Sophie cheesing over Phil, theyre so me
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hes so 😭😭😭🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🥰🥰🥰
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@invisibledh He was so ready to fight lmaoooo
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Im literally kicking my feet and giggling. Why is he so 🫦🫦
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10 months
Sister just walked and asked ‘whatcha’ working on’. How do I explain 🥵🥵
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10 months
This picture has strong 2016 energy
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10 months
TWO MINUTES IN AND THEYRE BEING DISGUSTING
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8 months
@faginof Phil really gagged her
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7 months
She’s on this week’s episode. Thinking of Phil.
@Buffy_Ringer
 𝓝𝓲𝓷𝓪'𝓼 𝓖𝓮𝓮𝓴𝔂 𝓒𝓸𝓻𝓷𝓮𝓻 
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Sarah Michelle Gellar is joining Ru Paul’s Drag Race in season 16!
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@zkdlindaily I love when Jongin shows us how he’s a loser.
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8 months
Anytime Dan clowns Phil for hist student loans im like
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9 months
I draw dnp fanart during my lunch breaks at my government job. Life is weird.
@fuckassphannie
Rose is meeting dan and phil
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It’s so crazy that people on stan twt have jobs and a life and a salary. Like someone could tweet “good morning, dan and phil are my pookie bears” right before walking into an ICU to take care of sick patients and no one would know
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10 months
Happy #phanniefriday I cant wait to see what show stopping fashion moment Phil creates today.
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Ok y’all definitely just a 7/10. I thought it would be gassy? Like cider but overall not bad
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10 months
I feel like they’re gonna play a board game. Like maybe a Ouija board???
@dnpcentral
dan and phil updates
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DAPG YouTube Community Post (no video tonight!):
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Every gay emo person has an unexplainable relationship with this album, I swear
@DNPhourly
DAN AND PHIL HOURLY!!
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8 months
To be clear…in his mind…he’s serving jock in this shirt
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Phil is getting dragged for this one. This was hands down his worst hair.
@childofphivorce
ang ⋆。°✩ is meeting dnp!!
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terrified of their reaction to this
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One day im gonna make a phannie gc that’s 18+, capped at 15 people and every weekend someone will be eliminated after a ‘who should go home this week and why’ messy discussion.
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@faginof Phannies had it too good for two weeks and now we think we got rights.
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10 months
I can’t believe how fast us dnp fans became spoiled. They posted late one day and everyone was having a mental breakdown.
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IN the office?? Tits out in the OFFICE???
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the scene of the crime
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@danisnotanun He’s gay AND a gleek. He knew that choreo down
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@sumthingofaSLUT Ok to be fair, he said that it wasn’t actually fish. He changed it so Dan and the audience wouldn’t know who the person he was talking about was. 👀 but fair. What if its a food you dont like ???
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Phil and his army of lesbian fans.
@livsctrl
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the sexual tension omg…
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@amaz1ngpeej Phil is a wierdo magnet frfr
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The Phouse Mortgage, as it turns out, is my real best friend.
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My gift for the Phandom Gift Exchange ( @PhanExchange ) for @hiwatari 💖 Dan and Phil as holiday princes 🫅 💙💙
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