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@humansofthesesh

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Sesh gremlin documenters. Run by @imgrandsure @brown_sauceee

Ireland/London
Joined December 2015
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@humansofthesesh
Humans of The Sesh
5 years
big bag of cans without the lads
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@humansofthesesh
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6 years
exit polls show yes winning at 68% cautiously optimistic cautiously cauti ca cans cans cans cans loads of cans
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@humansofthesesh
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7 years
BLUE TICK WE OUT HERE
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@humansofthesesh
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7 years
big bag of not blaming an entire religion for the acts of a few with the lads
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@humansofthesesh
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7 years
how dare they knock down lidl. they sell you cheap for cans for years and this is how you treat them
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@humansofthesesh
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Prince George is OBSESSED with something – and he won’t stop talking about it
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5 years
my followers are growing up
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@humansofthesesh
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5 years
when your non smoker friend has two drinks
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6 years
changing the game
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@humansofthesesh
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6 years
RIP to the poor lad who passed away at Boxed Off festival. Only 19 years old. Please be safe lads
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@humansofthesesh
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7 years
Leaving certs, good luck tomorrow. You be grand. Junior certs, you shouldn't be looking at this account. G'way and play some yugioh
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@humansofthesesh
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5 years
‘lads’ being a gender neutral term is the hill I will die on
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@humansofthesesh
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7 years
RIP Avicii, sorry for all the shite talking
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5 years
the italians giving it socks during the quarantine
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@humansofthesesh
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8 years
can't believe bob marley would have been 420 years old today. RIP
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@humansofthesesh
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6 years
Important to keep an eye on your mental health!! If drinking/smoking/drugs are making you feel like shite then it might be time for a break. No can is worth having your head in a bad place.
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7 years
that was a historic day
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7 years
It's world mental health day. It's important to remember the negative effect drugs and alchohol can have on mental health. So just go easy x
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@humansofthesesh
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6 years
things that DON’T make you ugly - acne - being over/under weight - scars - stretch marks - crooked/yellow teeth - body hair - thinning hair/loss - psoriasis/eczema/rashes - amputations - physical abnormalities things that DO make you ugly - drinking orchard thieves
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@humansofthesesh
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💯💯💯💯💯 mcgregor whiskey lad 👌😤😤 me and the boys 🙌🏻 listening to 🤩 deep house 🤠 wearing 👍 11 degrees 🇮🇪 with the same 🧞‍♂️ fade haircuts 🍻 💯💯💯💯💯
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@humansofthesesh
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5 years
are boojum on the bag
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Boojum Dublin
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The moment you realise that third line wasn’t such a good idea… 😱
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6 years
some drunk English fella (I live in London) said ‘fuck the pope’ to try to piss me off the other night when he heard my accent the pope? you think I give a fuck about the pope? I’d be 100x more insulted if you said ‘fuck Dustin the turkey’
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azaelia banks and she not very nice
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@humansofthesesh
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7 years
I think I'm giving up
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I think I’m Irish
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6 years
a good 15+ years ago nightclubs in Ireland had to serve food aswell in order to keep their license for staying open late. an older coworker described it to me like this before: ‘imagine a load of scaldy lads, mouldy as ya like, covered in curry, dancing to Kylie Minogue’
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8 years
matt having the night of his life
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7 years
it's over
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Humans of The Sesh
6 years
IF YOU'RE PRE DRINKING BEFORE A CLUB ON THE ROAD PUT YOUR CANS/BOTTLES IN THE BIN ALRIGHT FUCK LITTERING
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6 years
young male no voters are the kinda people to have a conor mcgregor banner on their profile photos
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purgatory is just u lookin around for your friends in a smoking area for eternity
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6 years
Make sure you vote before you go to Life Festival next week xx be safe and enjoy yourself xx love mom
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6 years
I'd say Hagrid was some man for a few pints of stout
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6 years
construction site in Cork displaying the most relevant info
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7 years
I dunno how anyone could think feeling up a girl on a night out is an okay thing to do. your mams didn't raise ya right
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7 years
you're about as Irish as a can of Pratzky
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7 years
first dates but instead of having dinner they have 12 cans in a field
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8 years
the two sides of a sesh
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7 years
fidget spinners are a plague. what happened to kids just doing drugs to have fun instead of playing with these? it's a disgrace
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I can't wait to drink a 💝💕💖❤💞💘 💗 pint 💗 💖💟💖💖 💘
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6 years
It’s important to drink pints but it’s more important to ring your mam.
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5 years
please don’t vote for fine gael or fianna fáil my friends. please
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Imagine being this much of a knob
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don't ask me for a skin and filter if you haven't registered to vote
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these beer mats trying to raise mental health awareness are great
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7 years
are you sure that's what doing a line means
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u can repeal 12.5g pouches of amber leaf but not the 8th? fuk the government
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waking up at a festival like
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hurricane coming tomorrow to punish us for getting rid of 12.5g amber leaf boxes
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7 years
we're an Irish page by the way. breaks my soul a little every time someone says we're UK based
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@humansofthesesh
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6 years
Anybody who thinks masked thugs rocking up to a gaff flanked by the also masked guards to protect the property of a rich fucker who left the gaff empty for three years is a good thing is officially banned from the sesh and will be forced to attend craic re education classes
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6 years
if you're a young lad planning on voting no/not vote out of spite for how in your face the yes campaign is please have a long think about your decision and who you will be directly effecting with it. read some stories from women and try to be compassionate
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6 years
register to vote and eat your vegetables
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people who don't respect trans rights are the same people who put on avicii at a session
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7 years
A bag of cans with the lads is inclusive to all genders. Men, women and everything inbetween.
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big huge cup of tea with the mother
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couples costume idea
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7 years
your mam worries about you when you're out sessioning/at festivals/on a bender - give her a text to let her know you're getting on grand
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7 years
there's still time to register to vote for the referendum. don't be the person that says 'ah but it'll pass anyway'. that person is a dope.
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movie pitch: a young priest gets sent to college to get on the cans with the students in an attempt to convert them to the faith. everything changes when he takes a yoke and falls in love with a girl. what will he do? stay with the church? go with the girl? find out April 15th
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balenciaga x O’Neill’s
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6 years
vote YES
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8 years
being fucked is no excuse for sexual assault. don't be feelin people up in clubs, I don't care if you had 8 cans of orchard thieves u dope
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a classic
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"friend of mine over in Ghana teaching them the Irish ways"
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7 years
crazy how there's 100000 songs about love but there's none about wanting to play yugioh and have a few cans with your pals
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don't be takin yokes/pills more than once a month, ideally 3. they're great craic but having serotonin is even more craic
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6 years
Just posted this on our Facebook. Happy to chat with anyone in the DMs about it.
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6 years
I dunno why but this makes me wanna move back to Ireland, the lads like
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6 years
just saw an american technology YouTube fella describe himself as a ‘gear addict’ in his bio you wouldn’t put that in your bio if you were over here
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it's okay to have different political opinions and that sort of thing but being 'against' trans people is just being a massive cunt
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6 years
When I was a little emo hanging out on Paul Street (emo central in Cork) these lads would come carrying banners chanting 'boycott Israeli products' we used to just think they were mad fuckers. Over the last few years I've realised they were a good bunch. Boycott Israeli products
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first we repeal the 8th and then we're all quitting smoking alright, that's my next agenda
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pretty fucking rude of the sun to make me ignore my responsibilities and drink cans every day
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7 years
make sure to mentally prepare yourself for st. patrick's day. it's a marathon, not a sprint. nothing worse than being the lad getting sick on the side of the street at 6pm
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the day has come. good luck out there.
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7 years
friendly reminder that if you choose to take MDMA you should wait 3 months (1 month minimum) between doses. serotonin is good, don't fuck it
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'few naggins be grand' was the 'big bag of cans with the lads' of 2012
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