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πŸ§–πŸ½ esthetician featured in @rollingstone + @skincare tiktok + insta: @howtohydrate πŸ“²

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Joined July 2015
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hello I researched everything under the sun about skin cycling and spent an entire week designing this infographic! please read it and share her with your favorite skincare bestie πŸ₯ΉπŸ«ΆπŸΌ
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fried tf outta my landlord
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it’s starting to get dark around 7 mmmm i can smell the seasonal depression creeping in
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Tinashe’s impact is actually insane. She’s truly the blueprint and it’s undeniable 🫒
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β€œmy fit gives off tough guy vibes” while fully giving gay boy is crazy
i thought everyone was exaggerating but these guys really do exist
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everybody on monday morning kikiing about the parties y’all went to tonight
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DON’T PLAY WITH MEEEEE
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WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY ??? I AM LITERALLY WHEEZING
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hi
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@tashigolean yup i CC’d his wife and the realty company’s customer service email on all of my emails 😊
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girl at chipotle said β€œI didn’t charge u for the queso” & I was like omg thank u… y’all why did she say β€œhappy pride πŸ˜Šβ€ LMFAOAOAOAO
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this is your reminder to not get back on dating apps… it’s not worth it
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Constance Wu. That is all
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both of these
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Quote this tweet with a picture that had your dms blowing up πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ˜š
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Black women please drop or DM your venmo/cash app/paypal. I’d love to buy your lunch today πŸ’Ÿ
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Last night I asked my mom for the HBO Max password so I could catch up on @insecurehbo . Today I ran into @IssaRae . Nobody talk to me 😭
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my bf liked some twink’s selfie so now I have to get a train ran on me
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me trying to balance work life, creating content, doing laundry, eating healthy, regularly going to the gym, seeing friends, maintaining a consistent skincare routine
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πŸ‰βœ¨πŸ‰βœ¨πŸ‰
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fuck it hard launch 😀
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my landlord told me he had the apartment cleaned before my move in today but i think he might’ve lied
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I’m sorry but I had to laugh. please don’t trust the random aesthetic tiktok girlies for skincare advice πŸ’€
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LMAOO i can’t stand her
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meanwhile on facebook
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which rice is superior: basmati or jasmine? there is a correct answer btw
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progress
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5 years
oh my god
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@othershawnallen @seangarrette there’s a big difference between a little girl getting excited about a cup she sees on tiktok vs. an adult literally laminating and gluing its label back on..
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I passed my final exams and graduated esthetics school! Your boy’s officially a Licensed Esthetician πŸ™πŸΌ
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Nike must be out their rabbit ass minds charging $80 for these shorts! i’ll take 2
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YALLLLLLLLLLLLLL IAJSJSJEHDJSNSMDDH
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Life is so hard right now. I really just want to take a day to cry and sleep and process my feelings but I can’t
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@quenblackwell BAD. NEXT QUESTION
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hi i’m currently in school to be an esthetician, feel free to follow me on insta @howtohydrate for skincare content & other fun stuff :)
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(THREAD) White cast free SPFs β˜€οΈ 1 of the most important factors of an SPF is whether or not I enjoy using it every day, & a lot of that has to do w/ the application! I also know that some of my friends who are POC simply cant use anything with white cast.
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@eyeoftheesthi like he’s lucky i even paid rent period
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ppl in the quotes saying this argument is tired but I will continue to celebrate Tinashe whenever I can, especially after years of y’all being nasty to her unprovoked
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the manager of the hotel I’m staying at btw
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I was going to say something negative but I stopped myself bc I don’t want to put that kind of energy into the universe anymore
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tb
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β€œdupes” aren’t real, my friend @LabMuffin does a great job explaining why here ⬇️
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alright y’all KMF: adam dimarco, theo james, & will sharpe πŸ‘€
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waking up from a nightmare + realizing everything is okay >
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name a badder bitch @Tinashe
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my butt looks cute here
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@latkedelrey need it real bad
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bruh that new @Tinashe has me all β€œ :( β€œ
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β€œyou’re really celebrating a man going to jail?”
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#LGBTbabes present πŸ™‹πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ
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birthday behavior πŸ₯‚πŸŒ΄πŸŒŠ
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lost on you πŸ‰βœ¨
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face mask & chill πŸ€™πŸΌ
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last thoughts: nobody said Tinashe was the first person to ever do this pose. all of these photos are stunning, but to insinuate that they weren’t inspired by Tinashe when they all came after her’s is laughable. she didn’t β€œinvent” this style, but she definitely repopularized it.
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date night 2night wish me luck❣️
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fully committed to being the naked window neighbor btw
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me + my bestie
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INTERNATIONAL GIVEAWAY! I’ve teamed up with @PaulasChoice to give away two $200 gift cards (one for you + one for the friend you tag!) to πŸ’Ÿ To enter, follow me + retweet this πŸƒπŸ»πŸ’¨
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think about this before you criticize someone with ADHD πŸ™πŸΌ
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@nyc_ldn26 i live right on the beach lol so i’m sure it’s more expensive bc of that
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:)
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YOU WERE AMAZING @Tinashe πŸ’˜
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me double tapping y’all’s cute costume pics anyways
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basmati really has the other rice variations shaking and trembling…
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@666Seannn not to defend landlords at ALL but i actually had a really sweet landlord when i was living in queens! she was on top of every maintenance issue we experienced and alwaysss gave me leeway when i needed more time to pay rent. a diamond in the rough tbh πŸ’Ÿ
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can y’all come get sean
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i think this is the funniest video i’ve ever seen in my life
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here’s a quick 101 about the first 2 nights of your skin cycling routine. lil deep dive on exfoliants, retinoids, and my favorites that I think are great for skin cycling, organized by price 😌
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yall’s skin when you go outside without applying SPF
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you’re such a dream to me πŸ’­
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my therapist told me a lot of people prioritize passion over safety in their relationships, and she said we should try to prioritize safety first because when we feel secure in our relationships the passion will come naturally. i thought that was beautiful :)
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if you’re a MAN considering becoming an instacart shopper, please think this decision through. you are being paid to SHOP. is this something you’re good at? can you be diligent when making these decisions?
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afterpay is cute in theory until you’re paying $800 a month on frivolous purchases on top of rent
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my boss: β€œalright who commented on ariana grandes selfie?” ......
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approaching a new level of β€œover it”
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no. but i fwu for trying πŸ’Ÿ
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your fav campus boyz
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@sohosultry I agree but in a catty way
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ok hear me out.. sped up needs would eattt 🫣
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finally comfortable enough w my body to wear this to the beach, let’s celebrate that!
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This is true to most humectant ingredients in skincare, not just Hyaluronic Acid. As long as you’re following humectants with an occlusive moisturizer, you don’t have to worry about water loss! I feel like β€œhyaluronic acid ruining your skin” is kind of misleading lol
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This morning’s simple routine! Cleanse: The Ordinary Squalane Cleanser Serum: @PaulasChoice 10% Niacinamide Booster Serum: @stratiaskin C + C Vitamin C Serum Moisturizer: @kravebeautyinc GBR serum (doubles as moisturizer) SPF: @PaulasChoice Essential Glow SPF 30
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IF U KNEW BETTER U WOULD DO BETTER
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Going ✈️ A Star is Born
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I’m going to start a thread of skincare products that I love for the summer ✨
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lil mama keeping me emotionally supported πŸ™ˆ
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