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full of whimsy, half of @chromebodies_ ,

Los Angeles, CA
Joined January 2014
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@hotelgaruda
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No babe that’s my emotional support platonic friend that I’m a little attracted to
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1 year
We need to make DJing more inaccessible
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2 years
mercury is in reggaeton so DM a latina today
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2 years
house music is so accessible lately , would be sick if housing was also accessible
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6 years
slap the bag
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Why Procter & Gamble will start delivering Tide in a shoe box
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1 year
Need I say more ?
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@phuturecull
phuture collective 🎧
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Four labels that inspired you to be who you are today.
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3 months
Whoever bookmarked this I hope you get a lot of hinge matches today
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4 years
don’t ever set an appointment with chet porter
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1 year
@Alisha12287 I don’t care that it’s dubstep it’s just bad djing lol
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4 years
dj potaro djing with no hands biggest mood of 2020
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6 years
just got out of the ER because i had a convulsive seizure in the car on my way home from vacation , glad to say everything is OK and my tests came back with normal results. don’t take your health for granted ! ❤️
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3 years
i’ve been clicking “remind me tomorrow” on my macbook software updates for like 3 years now
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6 years
@ every dj playing coachella u better drop levels this weekend
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2 years
if your spotify wrapped says you’re an “adventurer” that just means you have ADHD
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3 years
my boomer ass just wanna see RL drop Core at the rave ASAP
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2 years
@therealugs this is the most smooth brain shit i’ve ever read in my 10 years working in music
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6 years
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5 years
hotel garuda not even a hotel
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jai wolf isn’t even a wolf
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5 years
hell’s kitchen but for teams of producers who have to make an album together while jack white and diplo yell at them
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4 years
my mom never starts messages with my name unless it’s serious
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2 years
Why are ppl so mad about this lmao if it was any one of them ytgirl tiktok singers y’all would’ve been like “ooooomygod zedd cosign”
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Zedd’s special guest at Ultra was… Ice Spice??? We are as confused as you are😅 @Zedd (🎥: @UMFTV )
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4 years
watching djs who earn the most money say everything except the words “black lives matter” in fear of fucking up their bag 😕😕
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6 years
every time i show someone a new song and they talk while listening to it, i die a little inside
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8 years
coachella weekend 2 grand finale beyoncé gives birth to twins on stage
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5 years
after many sleepless nights and much stress i have received my US visa the boy is coming back to LA 🍾🍾🍾🍾
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6 years
5 years ago i went to my first electronic show to see porter robinson with madeon as direct support and tonight madeon jumped on the dj table while i was djing it was truly a full circle sort of moment
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6 years
life is too short to pretend you don't like hardstyle at least a little
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6 years
louis the child got the best live show going round atm 💯💯
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2 years
made a tech house track about chicken tikka masala, call me naan summit
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2 years
why are you as an adult using an app to check who unfollowed you on instagram
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4 years
imagine risking covid for....big room house
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6 years
who the fuck put vodka in my pedialyte
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5 years
sex is great but have you ever paid off your credit card debt in full ?
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9 years
the moment we drop new music and you realize you left the oven on at home http://t.co/JAopJAHJoI
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8 years
*u think they bought it?* *haha who cares we both rich!*
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6 years
chris is playing this mcdonald’s rave tomorrow and i’m tempted to make an edit of fisher “losing it” with the mcdonald’s “i’m loving it” just for him to play out
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6 years
BRO IM AT MY COUSINS SUPER INDIAN WEDDING AND THE WEDDING DJ DROPPED INDIAN SUMMER , IM GONNA BLACK OUT
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7 years
@JohnMayer cannabis life is treating you splendidly i see
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3 years
CDC said it’s finally safe for openers to drop Fisher - Losing It
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4 years
to all black artists: i want to help. i’ll master your tunes for free all this month. i’ll be streaming this thursday providing feedback and constructive critique for demos submitted by black artists. all donations in my stream will be sent directly to the LA action fund.
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8 years
3 years ago Hotel Garuda was born. thanks for supporting us all this time, the best is yet to come 💕
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7 years
made some tasty bangers with @LouisTheChild today
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5 years
gesaffelstein the only mf who everyone in the music industry will buy tickets for instead of asking for guest list
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1 year
@kidwifadhd Bullying works sometimes !!
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6 years
Barista should not get as much credit as the coffee
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2 years
the booking fee inequity in this “edm recession” is wild bro , most people are struggling to break even playing 10-20 shows a month while some are making 2 years rent in one evening
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5 years
can’t believe trap music was invented on this day 8 years ago
@RUNTHETRAP
RUN THE TRAP
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🚨 INCOMING 🚨 @RLGRIME 's "Halloween 8" has finally arrived 👻🎃 Listen: #runthetrap
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5 years
o my god that casual @odesza soundtrack to the game of thrones intro
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4 years
this is the most chet porter thing i have ever seen chet porter do
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7 years
@Ghastly @JaiWolfx bro you literally don't know what you're talking about
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2 years
beyoncé really won that electronic award without doing a banging run of free download soundcloud remixes and live streamed DJ sets. really makes you think…
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5 years
this is the first time in years that i don’t feel FOMO for coachella imma stay in my bag and keep building my sound till these festivals book me 🤷🏾‍♂️
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4 years
tired of staring at my computer, vaping, ordering postmates, staring at my computer more, vaping, ordering more food, vaping , sleeping , waking up the next day, doing the same shit. it’s hard to have fun making music when there is little to be happy about in the world.
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7 years
hotel garuda dj set: a story in 4 pictures
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7 years
brownies and lemonade is at the point that they don't even need lineups to sell out shows it's pretty cool
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5 years
kacey musgraves “i didn’t say fuckin ‘yee’ “ is my full, total energy for the rest of 2019
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4 years
fisher losing it hits different when you haven’t left the house for anything other than groceries in 2 months
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5 years
life is a cigarette and twitter is the ashtray
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7 years
PRIVILEGED WHITE DJS PLEASE STOP ACTING LIKE REVERSE RACISM EXISTS IT DOESN'T.
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8 years
Fantastic Beats and When to Drop Them
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2 years
fred again is four tet for MILFs in training
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7 years
do not put ur hands on a girl who doesn't want ur hands on her just in case u forgot
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7 years
the twitter account for a tv show character based off a white dj is more woke than most real life white DJs that's where we're at
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6 years
love you man, thank you for this. excited for the next chapter for you as well !
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6 years
i wanna tell gesaffelstein to absolutely go off and live his best life but.... pls....can i get another Hellifornia? another Viol? another Variations?
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7 years
DID SHM JUST PLAY STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN INTO DONT YOU WORRY CHILD
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5 years
if this gets 200 likes i will get a nose piercing.
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8 years
when you realize @vine gets shut down tomorrow
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tame impala
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tame impala
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8 years
producer tip: stop asking about DAWs and plugins and arbitrary bullshit when ur at a show. no one wants to have that convo at the club.
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2 years
we’ve all been friends for nearly a decade yet this is the first time the 6 of us have sat for dinner together
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6 years
name another duo that broke up and stayed best friends and regularly got fried chicken together...i’ll wait
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international house of be your girl (kaytranada remix)
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me: 😔 me, in texas: 🤠
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3 years
🔥🔥🔥🔥 no longer visa-dependent for work or travel in the US 🔥 🔥🔥🔥 can i get a W in the chat
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7 years
3 years later we still not a real hotel smh
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4 years
who’s got a $1200 house to sell me
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4 years
the best financial advice i got: don’t take financial advice from DJs
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7 years
your MCM and WCW are both in denial over spotify telling them Tropical House was their most listened-to genre of 2017
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6 years
sometimes when i go to a party the last thing i wanna talk about is music and the industry. last night i literally pretended not to know what a cdj was, just to get out of a convo sorry
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6 years
it's true love, don't waste it
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manila killa my brother for life, i can't wait to play y'all the new stuff we worked on
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good morning to anti-racists only
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4 years
@BLABBERMOUTHNET grab a brush and put a little makeup
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8 years
crazy how "new year's eve" spelled backwards is "play Levels"
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7 years
May 12 - Identity LA with @mikeshinoda and @JAYBUMAOM !
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6 years
overwhelmed by the love you're all sending our way. both of us are so grateful and sad and happy and anxious and excited, its a lot to handle
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indian summer is the asian raver mating call tbh
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dude at the rave pushes in front of me and says “this is a dance party not a standing party”
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four tet sold out the palladium and has no visuals or lighting setup. truly the hardest flex. take notes
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8 years
marshmello after burning man
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7 years
when ur uber driver says "i'm here" but when u go outside they are nowhere to be seen
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4 years
because of COVID, what’s something you didn’t think you’d miss but ended up missing anyway? mine is that feeling of walking into a party and trying to figure out if i actually know anyone there lmao
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making EDM is so difficult , they don't call it Extremely Difficult Music for nothing
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Grow up and listen to the extended mix
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7 years
hey guys hope everyone had a good sunday black lives matter
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6 years
threads like these remind me how little people outside the industry know about how it works
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Music Producers should not get the same credit as the artist.
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currently being torn a new one by youtube chat for our set being too quiet all ill say is I'm sorry but I did my best trying to record with the equipment I had (line out from mixer into my computer) any way you guys can push the volume up on your end ? @ProximityM
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@shawnwasabi dude calm down ur making the rest of us look lazy
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