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2 years

@HoIIandMedia @GloTheofficial "Back in my day" you're 40. Like your fave

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4 months

good luck babe! deserved this tbh

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Billie Eilish’s “LUNCH” is the first sapphic song in history to hit #1 on Spotify Global.

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2 years

@weedIover I'm stealing this tweet in about 2 business days

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1 year

Ryan Gosling on set for "THE FALL GUY"

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1 year

@bigmonkeong Fr.. didn't even come out the same day they just gotta include that woman everywhere

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2 years

@taylordscumdump @folkeiry He forgot the part where he finally woke up

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2 years

@mokey4life @hardfeelingsofL @sk8terboypercy That's not what was said at all but keep acting dense.

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2 years

@mosthiphop @jackharlow kendrick not debuting #1 on bb100 lol

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1 year

@doaenel @Midbeast ACTIVE: cookielol enters Evasion, a defensive stance, for 2 seconds, causing all non-turret basic attacks against him to be dodged. Cookielol also takes 25% reduced damage from all champion area of effect abilities. Counter Strike can be recast after 1 second.

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3 years

@JulioRodrxguez the hidden replies... homophobia lmao

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@hostagetheo

3 years

@connorel1son @JulioRodrxguez ok but when women like gay peoples post and say "damn why all the fine ones gay" noone hides their replies and noone gets pressed to the point they have to say "I'm gay not interested" 1+1=2

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9 months

me and stitch we chill like that 😜

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@hostagetheo

1 year

people who said ryan gosling shouldn't be cast as ken are real quiet now

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2 years

@new_avid Shes so weird

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@hostagetheo

6 months

a bitch just turned 20 and I'm already feeling like a grandpa

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@hostagetheo

1 year

I'm making plans with my brother to leave this abusive shithole, I can't take it anymore

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1 year

@bigmonkeong I will be seated in the cinema then.

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1 year

I need his big thick uncut cretan dick in my mouth or else I'm gonna go crazy...

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1 year

theo is so annoying he likes every tweet he needs a job 🙄

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1 year

I'm so fucking happy rn I had so much fun I even took a selfie holy shit

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1 year

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@hostagetheo

10 months

okayyy!

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@hostagetheo

1 year

exam season... means no tweeting but I'll still like every tweet so no worries

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1 year

Walmart exclusive? Why do americans always get the best things

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1 year

Me adding a new personality on my list after I finish watching a good movie

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2 years

@freakykarly Kim petras and Nicki fan saying this.

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1 year

Ryan Gosling in "The Place Beyond the Pines"

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1 year

😗

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@hostagetheo

9 months

back from my trip, it was wonderful, also debuted a new goatee beard, time to start liking stuff

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@hostagetheo

1 year

There's a special place in hell for people who follow you then unfollow you after you followback

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9 months

woke up and didn't see him oiled up and naked under my christmas tree

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1 year

Im so down bad cause why I find him cute af in here

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1 year

Enjoying the countryside 😁

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1 year

sometimes I be licking and kissing my biceps in front of my bathroom mirror, is that shit weird? 😭

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@hostagetheo

1 year

me n who?

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@hostagetheo

1 year

already grew back we good 😮‍💨

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@hostagetheo

1 year

I just shaved my beard and 💀💀💀

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1 year

I wanna tweet but idk what to tweet

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@hostagetheo

11 months

I hate him so much I can't stop thinking about him I want to be filled uuuuup

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1 year

I nailed that shit btw

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1 year

Exams in a week.. I'm doomed aren't I?

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@hostagetheo

3 years

@lesbeyonsay "tayonce"

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@hostagetheo

3 years

@BenjaminWrldd @HipHopAllDayy most of the artists mentioned don't update their plagues and have sold 10 times as much, not discrediting juice but you could have worded it better

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@hostagetheo

1 year

JUST PRE-ORDERED THIS

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@hostagetheo

10 months

I just found out one of my friends died in a car accident and I don't know how to process this

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1 year

da... daddy?

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1 year

u gotta be one sick mf to eat ass

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@hostagetheo

1 year

thought of my best friend pressing his huge ass foot against my dick and I precame a lil... like damn boy's putting those grippers to good use 🥴

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1 year

swipe your nose like a credit card 💳💥

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1 year

#NewProfilePic

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@hostagetheo

9 months

life update: going on my first trip ever, Athens I'm coming :D

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@hostagetheo

1 year

I just shaved my beard and 💀💀💀

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@hostagetheo

11 months

not liking my timeline today. sorry too much taylor swift and I cba

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@hostagetheo

1 year

I feel empty inside.

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@hostagetheo

1 year

introduced my girl best friend to my male best friend and now I'm a third wheeler 😂😂😂🔫 BYEEE!!!

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@hostagetheo

8 months

Happy new year everyone

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@hostagetheo

3 years

@thejendoctrine I just know the comments are flooded by that fanbase, just mute the convo

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@hostagetheo

1 year

I had a dream today where two of my friends pinned me down and tickled my inner thighs

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@hostagetheo

1 year

I love replying "job" under every tweet even though I'm jobless myself it's so goofy and funny idk...

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@hostagetheo

6 months

my feelings towards my followers be like (pls suck my dick in the comments I need interactions or wtver)

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@hostagetheo

1 year

I'm just ken

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1 year

@QU1CKSILVERSS @bigmonkeong No, I don't think I will

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1 year

GAG CITY.

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1 year

Just finished watching Black Swan and I say this in the calmest way possible, what in the actual goddamn fuck.

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4 months

new tn air max shoes looking good :D

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@hostagetheo

6 months

I think yall a bit too old to argue about musician sales on here... only thing we can all universally agree on though is that nicki tanked

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@hostagetheo

1 year

I want to breastfeed 🤤

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@hostagetheo

1 year

wake up think of his long uncut cock like tweets take a nap repeat

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1 year

I'm weird but I'm real 🥴

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1 year

I be washing thoroughly before I pee... ain't no dirty hands touching my dick

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1 year

I'm just so fucked lately lol

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@hostagetheo

1 year

I still can't believe I made my irl friend exchange feet pics for me to play league of legends with him 💀

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@hostagetheo

1 year

me shoving ryan gosling content down my followers throats

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@hostagetheo

10 months

wake up! it's the first of the month ☺️

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1 year

people just ain't shit...

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@hostagetheo

1 year

who's active rn?

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1 year

me after deleting my tweets

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@hostagetheo

2 years

me liking every tweet

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@hostagetheo

1 year

guess who's back for more

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@hostagetheo

1 year

theo has liked your tweet

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@hostagetheo

1 year

my best friend keeps sending me foot vids cause he knows I'm into that shit... he's such a tease istg 🥴

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@hostagetheo

1 year

I think of the time Harrison Ford accidentally punched Ryan Gosling daily 😭.

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@hostagetheo

1 year

I need his grandpa 6 incher so deep in me my hole still drips cum 6 days after

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@hostagetheo

6 months

is it me or is every single one of yall inactive, I'm back and there's no tweets to like tf?

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@hostagetheo

1 year

My ★★★★★ review of Half Nelson on Letterboxd

Review of ‘Half Nelson’ (2006) ★★★★★

I felt empty after I finished viewing this, maybe technically it's not a perfect movie, nor does it have cinematography to write home about, neither an insanely well structured plot... so what was it…

letterboxd.com

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@hostagetheo

1 year

irl keeps sending me videos of him just talking and everytime I'm on the verge of pulling my dick out 💀

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