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4 years

I actually miss the “ are you wearing heels and what you wearing” Texts 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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4 years

OH I’M SORRY BUT IT AINT ON

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4 years

AM FUCKIN CHOKIN TO PUT ON A BANGING OUTFIT, GET MY HEELS ON, WEAR MY NEW LASHES, GET MY NAILS DONE, TAN A BOTTLE OF ECHO FALLS AND GO OUT WITH MY GIRLS🥺😭🥺😭🥺😭🥺😭🥺😭🥺😭🥺😭🥺😭!!!!!!!!

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4 years

Does anyone else’s boyfriend do this thing when they’re playing Xbox or whatever they keep turning round to check up on you 🤣 or come over give you a cuddle or a kiss and go straight back to the game as if that was like a wee reminder that he still acknowledges your existence 😭

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4 years

Right FINE I can’t handle my drink... THERE A FUCKIN SAID IT

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1 year

We actually need to clock how observant Scott is 😭 the girls always try come for him and he’ll quote them WORD FOR WORD and spin the block and hold his own !! That’s my KING man FINISH HER SCOTT !!!! 😭 #loveIsland

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4 years

Girls who don’t support other girls are just bad vibes innit.

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6 years

Hope Laura rattles Megan’s cunt right across the flare and THEN she’ll see

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7 years

Whoever made that fake hsm4 trailer and got everyone proper buzzin .. I fuckin hate your guts :) x

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5 years

Immediately pregnant.

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4 years

Online uni 🙂 Working from home 🙂Everything shut 🙂 No travelling outside your local zone 🙂No social life 🙂 6pm curfew nonsense 🙂Dark skies basically ALL day 🙂 IM. 🙂 GOING 🙂 . TO . 🙂SELF 🙂. DESTRUCT. 🙂I . 🙂CANT. 🙂KEEP. 🙂LIVING. 🙂LIKE. 🙂THIS. 🙂ANYMORE 🙂

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5 years

Why do boys turn into demons the second you & him break up ? LOOOOOLLL 🤣 relax Satan you’re doing the most.

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5 years

black twitter rn because Leanne stepped forward for Mike😭 #LoveIsland

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6 years

2018 has been a real eye opener for me tbh The older I get the more I realise the value of privacy of cultivating your circle and only letting a few certain people in. Not everybody deserves a seat at the table of your life 🤷🏽‍♀️

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4 years

Awwww man how I miss having an absolute domestic with my duo glue & my lashes at the weekend 😔😔😔😔😔

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5 years

To the stupid bitch on the train. I’m so so sorry that my pal didn’t look presentable enough for you and your bf :( I would also like to apologise on your mother’s behalf for birthing a wee immature cow and lastly. MIND UR BUSINESS BITCH

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9 years

A love those lassies you don't really know but yous support each other by faving tweets and liking insta pics etc , love ya gurl 💁🏽💁🏽

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6 years

This is hella soppy but It’s mad how much one person can mean so much to you ☹️ love u.don’t leave me.thank u x

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6 years

I honestly don’t understand WHY people can’t just focus on themselves and stop having an Opinion on what other people are doing ? Like is it really that hard to stay in your laneeeee ???????

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6 years

Honestly don’t understand whats so funny about having a YouTube channel ?only reason I wanted one was to take my love for fashion and other things to another platform and do something I love and of course it had to get the piss took out it. Like I said before STAY IN YOUR LANE.

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5 years

My mum is 59 and got asked for ID in Asda 😭😭😭😭😭😭 and her response was “ do I look 13 to you” FINISHEDDDD

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5 years

Never in a million years would I have thought that me and my dad would connect and begin to have a father daughter relationship but ever since a couple weeks ago we have got on like bread and butter. Fair enough he left me for 18 years but he’s a sound cunt I’ll give him that 🤷🏽‍♀️

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8 years

The fact Disney channel is having a Hannah Montana marathon soon makes me want to cry and on top of that new episodes of that's so raven❤️😭

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6 years

All I wanted to do was send a vid to the GC until my 3 year old nephew decided to repeat what I said :) oh The joys

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5 years

The worst type of feeling is when you’re heartbroken and your chest feels like it’s on fire :( pls make it stop

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6 years

Is it just me or does any other lassie complain or criticise literally anything the second you step foot into your bf’s car ??? “ why’s this seat so far back “ , “ whys your car always freezing “ , “ why do you only have one fucking cup holder “ 😂😂 the list never ends.

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6 years

Soooo my dad can comment on my Fb pic but can’t stay in my life for a whole 18 years pmslllll niggas ain’t shit

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5 years

This is how good boys are at lying to us.

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5 years

Wallah I shouldn’t have laughed this much 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭

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2 years

NAHHH 😭 this episode tonight had me moving like I was a man watching football LOOOLLLTHECARNAGE #LoveIsland Anyways @1ndiyah said NUH FIGHT NO GYAL OVER NO MAN ME NO EDDDIATTT <33333

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3 years

West Lothian just keeps getting better and better 🤣 as if a girl who has been so nice to me previously in my Instagram DM’s has went and accidentally sent me my own picture bitching about me when it was clearly meant to be for one of her mates LOOOLLLLL

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7 years

Beyond excited for season 2 of Riverdale !! 🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽

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5 years

When did creativity become an issue ? Her @ is fashion killer ??? Does it not make any sense. Her whole outfit bangs from head to toe !! the woman who said this was obviously wearing jeans and a ‘nice top’ smh 🥴

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5 years

Went out for the first time in ages (without letting my anxiety take over) n at the end of the night a lady came up to me & asked “what the fuck are you wearing?” & I am now so upset about it & it ruined my night. IF YOU DONT HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY, DONT SAY ANYTHING AT ALL :(

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6 years

Mad how small my friendship circle has became over the past few months 🤷🏽‍♀️

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8 years

Absolutely love when I see boys calling their GF ' The Mrs '

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6 years

Just realised This is literally my last year as a teenager. B Y E

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6 years

Prom 2k18 💚

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4 years

ITS THE SPEECH AND THE EMOTION AND THE 10/10 ACTING AND LANA DEL RAY PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND FOR ME.

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5 years

NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW MY MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED TURNED UPSIDE DOWN AND I’D LIKE TO A MINUTE JUST SIT RIGHT THERE I’LL TELL YOU HOW I BECOME THE PRINCE OF A TOWN CALLED BEL AIR.

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5 years

important question: which intro do you *NEVER* skip??

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8 years

" Better to be the one who smiled than the one who didn't smile back "

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8 years

Absolutely screaming at the fact some women in Nando's thought my mum was Sandra from goggle box 😭😂

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8 years

Mate If Beyoncè can perform at the grammys while carrying 2 children inside her. I have no excuses for not doing anything

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7 years

My weight has become beyond a joke 😭I seriously need to stop pissing about when it comes to food and actually have some self control

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6 years

@leonkchiwara @neveeferguson @elouiise_ Ahhahahahahaha Fat slag ?? Gd one pal She could probably drop you faster than what Celtic did big fella 🤷🏽‍♀️

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5 years

Went to buy holly fake tan and the bloody looks I was getting were redic 🤣it’s not for me folks relax.

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5 years

Sometimes certain people coming back into your life can be a really good thing ☁️

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5 years

I really want to go to Newcastle for the weekend with a gr8 group of girls so I’ll be taking applications now 🌝Shoot ya shot ladies.

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7 years

I actually envy cunts who can take stunning selfies bc I can’t take one to save my bloody life :/// cri cri

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6 years

This is actually the purest thing I’ve ever read. Friends are truly made by heart and this just goes to show that it’s not the colour of your skin that defines you it’s the way that people treat you that matters 💛

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4 years

I used to HATEEEEEEE when you were a couple numbers away from fully entering your pin and one of your stupid pals would hit the silver button and you need to start from the beginning 🙃

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6 years

Grow up ! Oh aye so lassies being nice to one another is such a big issue right enough...couldn’t give a rats arse if you knew or didn’t know the lassie if she looks banging then she will be getting told she looks banging. Take a back seat pal

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5 years

Want a boyfriend but I hate boys ?? Do you see my problem ¿

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9 months

@yexghyu2 This is a WILD statement when Nigel’s there 🤣

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5 years

On a serious note though I always forget how blessed I am just to be able to live to see another year of life. I feel like 2019 has been so random idk what was going on half the time but in 2020 I’m ready to make every day of my life count for real 🕊

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4 years

I SAID WHAT I SAID.

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4 years

So my nephew got a new Swimming stuff.... 😭😭😭 the last picture is sending me SKSKSKS

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5 years

I don’t know what’s so hard about people minding their own business ??? I’m living my life care free why are you so concerned about what I’m doing or who I’m with 🤣 LAUGHABLE

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4 years

I didn’t realise I had to cut off sooooo many people this year buttttt it feels great 😗✌🏽

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7 years

Ngl Hotel room service by Pitbull gets me goingg 💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾

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4 years

The thought of my boyfriend having other girlfriends before me actually makes me wanna V O M I T ! It literally drives me ✨INSANE✨

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4 years

I just feel pure ugly these days ken that

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5 years

My brother has a massive stash of decent scran under his bed and I got a bit peckish so I asked him for something and this nigga really charged me 50p for a crunchie 💀

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5 years

Being a fast runner in primary school was the BIGGEST flex 😭

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6 years

How do you get nice skinny legs ?? Asking for a pal

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5 years

My work pals are different class 🤣 each day is a laugh even when we want to rip customers faces off. Wouldn’t change them for the worldddd xxxx

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1 year

@Babygir31658177 For Realllll 🤣😭😭😭 he’s a well spoken educated man he’s always ready with an answer & I love it !!

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5 years

6 foot 4 like I play for the lakers 🥵 TAKE MY WIG AND ALL MY MONEY !!!!!!!

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5 years

Next Wednesday 7.30PM. Safe

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5 years

Absolutely disgusted that @ATIKEdinburgh have bouncers who are discriminative as fuck. The fact that me and my pals couldn’t enjoy a simple night out without them turning us away all due to the fact of the way we looked !?!!!? Fucking Outrageous.

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4 years

Came home after work to find out that I’ve Been given an unconditional offer 😁after taking a gap year after school to deal with issues & going through some bs I honestly didn’t think I would of been able to do it !! Unbelievably chuffed with myself !!

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5 years

it’s an actual mission trying to keep yourself together when you feel miserable to then go into work and deal with hundreds of people 🥺pls just let me be

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8 years

How can people actually like sweets over crisps .. f r e a k s

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7 years

How is she so calm :/ I would've took that hammer and done him in

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7 years

He’s “sorry” for what he did are you having a fucking laugh. HE KILLED INNOCENT PEOPLE! That shitty apology can’t bring all those people back. Parents have LOST their CHILDREN because of this ‘ broken child ‘ actually get so far to fuck he’s fucking 19...”child” my arse gtf

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Nikolas Cruz is a ‘broken child’ who’s sorry about Parkland shooting, attorneys say

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Wish I suited red lipstick but instead I just look beyond stupid with it on 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

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6 years

Simply don’t have the time for people who think they can pick you up and drop you when they feel like it. Bye Felicia

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1 year

“Man’s not a test tube” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I need someone to make a big montage of every one liner Ty had said because I’m rollinggggg #LoveIsland

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1 year

@alrightel @SarahFYoung91 😭😭😭😭 Leah found her voice box in her suitcase and started using it on the wrong man

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6 years

“ Justin Bieber and hailey Baldwin are engaged “ 9 year old me :

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1 year

“I’m telling you it’s over” 😭 Ty’s gonna put holes in the Villa walls #LoveIsland

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3 years

Why are men not extinct yet ? And how do we speed up the process ??? Asking for a friend.

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5 years

I’m I the only one who thinks Sherrif looks like stormzy’s younger brother 😭😭😂 #LoveisIand

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4 years

Honestly if I had two brothers like Stefan and Damon beefing over me I wouldn’t know how to fuckin act.

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8 years

Awk see when you've shaved your legs and they're so smooth and silky. Best feeling EVER 💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾

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5 years

There is nothing worse than feeling absolute heartbreak for your friends when they are going through the worst. Just wanna hug dem and tell them it’s all gonna be okay as time goes by :((((

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6 years

Not to be dramatic or anything but I honestly feel like I’m loosing my mind the more and more I stay indoors 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

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6 years

See sometimes I actually forget how lucky I am to be black because honestly fuck tanning or paying for a spray tan, Idk how lassies find the effort but big up to you all btwww😂😭

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5 years

People who don’t like cauliflower cheese need to grow up. PERIOT

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5 years

Can’t wait to pass my test so I can start picking up the gyallll demmm 🚗

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6 years

@erinsmith___ Look pal before you start ripping people to shreds about making YouTube vids let’s talk about how your concealer is shining bright like a diamond in your Twitter PP

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8 years

How. Is. this. Possible 😭

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5 years

Girls like Lucie are dangerous uno !! crying all the time and always in her feelings for you to feel bad for her then next thing she’s trying to take your man 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 #LoveIsland

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5 years

Joey Essex called me his G !! Nobody fuckin chat to me for the rest of the week 😭😭😭😭 I need to let this marinate

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5 years

Cauliflower cheese is the Gucci.

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4 years

When Nicola sturgeon comes to my house with cctv footage of me going to my mans house 💀

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7 years

Me and my mum always send eachother a pic of one another before we go out and hype eachother up lmao THE most extra mother and daughter 😂

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7 years

Me : “ I’m not gonna fall for him again “ Also me :

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6 years

I still don’t understand how people have the audacity to be racist to make others feel the lowest of the low :/ a joke here and there I simply don’t care about but taking it too far is like a punch in the face, people just don’t understand how much it can actually effect someone.

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Vitamin D