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@hootihootihooti
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9 months
i gotta play with this ass again
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@hootihootihooti
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2 years
boo!! 👻🎃🦉 watch this vid to get spooked >:3
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@hootihootihooti
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1 year
posting this 2 the falco discussion discord since they're all ball sniffers anmyway so its required material
@LiquidJeans
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1 year
The next edition of The Bristol's Basement Newsletter will go out tomorrow featuring a guest article from @hootihootihooti Sign up below to read the article as soon as it goes out!
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@hootihootihooti
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1 year
just rode tha modorcycle in a hailstorm got home jerked off and ate 3 hot dogs idk why soyboys identify as norsemen so much im literally the closest thing to a viking in the entire state
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@hootihootihooti
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9 months
i tried light ballbusting yknow as u do when ur abt to turn 25 and i came 5 times but now my balls hurt when i walk 8.9/10
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@hootihootihooti
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2 years
we did it bros... i got a date!!!!!! wOO my first real actual date we are back hootibros
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@hootihootihooti
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2 years
uhhhhmmhmhgmgmmmm boys i may have gotten stuck in a chastity cage right noew
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@hootihootihooti
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2 years
i was supposed to take whorish photos of myself in panties but i just played stalker all day srry bros
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@hootihootihooti
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2 years
hes literally me
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@hootihootihooti
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1 year
ive fumbled so many hot twitter girls/guys and NO LONGER I WILL NOT BE TOO ANXIOUS TO MESSAGE BADDIES 🎃
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@hootihootihooti
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10 months
or ur oppressed?? try being a fat-titted tranny and telling ur fansly subs ur gonna try to slim down ur figure
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@hootihootihooti
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2 years
its my bday :3
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@hootihootihooti
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1 year
i will get back to fucking myself soon but guys does anyone remember the mount and blade: napoleonic wars commander battles??? there will never be anything more fun than plowing some virgin jaegers with uhlan lancers after like 20 minutes of getting ur troops sniped
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@hootihootihooti
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2 years
i think we should make a reality tv show abt femboys being sent to war and they are all happy and joking around abt getting military bfs but its just them getting bombarded with mortar fire. 40 minute episodes of like 20 or so bratty bottoms huddling down getting shellshocked
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@hootihootihooti
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1 year
FOR. THE LAST. TIME. do NOT make fun of my BURNT TOAST!!!! GRRAAAAAAWRRRRRR
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@hootihootihooti
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1 year
sam hyde will never make anything as good as hair cake
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@hootihootihooti
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10 months
the tummy tinglies i've been getting recently have been debilitatingly good. all day i've been imagining this guy i talked to pushing me into the wall and turning me around and grabbinngf my wrsfto[ and garsitfjj ffhfgf
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@hootihootihooti
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2 years
join the funny 4chan femboy server they said
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@hootihootihooti
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6 months
if u wanted to rotate a very small twink 1000 times a second with a dewalt battery operated brushless drill would u do it like this or like this. I just telepathically sent the meme i visualized in my mind to those with the eyes to see it. if u didnt receive it then oh... sorry.
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@hootihootihooti
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2 years
someone needs to take zinc supplements and edge a lot to blow a massive load on my tape and play it to see what it sounds like. an auditory cum tribute
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@hootihootihooti
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2 years
i would rather die of ball cchoking than ask a fireman or whatever to please help my cock out
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@hootihootihooti
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2 years
im bad at eating veggies so i drink like mixed up fiber powder in water and i put sugar in it this time to make it yummy but it smelled exactly like cum???????!11 it was kinda yummy but jarring why did it smell like cum am i just cum crazy cum insane or does fiber+sugar= cum
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@hootihootihooti
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10 months
whom do you serve
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RISE
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@hootihootihooti
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6 months
i love checkin in on my lil autistic shawty out of the blue and she just responds like "o yeah im at touhoufest" and then send me pictures of giant inflatable fumos
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@hootihootihooti
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2 years
hi if any simps wanna buy me a 1984 honda interceptor i would blow u 6 gorillion times this is not a joke this is a sales pitch please buy m
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@hootihootihooti
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2 years
my grandpa gave me 'rich dad poor dad' and i use it to prop up my webcam for filming porn and my crt for playing melee and i think thats the most useful the book has ever been 🎃
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@hootihootihooti
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1 year
hell yreah!!@!!!
@GobboPicasso
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1 year
#Femboy #drawing #devilgirl so a group of friends got drunk and told me to draw a femboy of the name @hootihootihooti , so here it is!!!😅
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@hootihootihooti
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2 years
i got a ticket for riding my modorcycle without a modorcycle license so i have 2 go back to school 4 the first time in 7 years god i am going to die ITS 7 HOURS of SITTING
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@hootihootihooti
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2 years
this is not a joke tweet im literally cant turn the key its stuck guys i literally cant g THE KEY IS BENDING
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@hootihootihooti
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3 months
hey fgc people i am on permanent hiatus in melee to pursue fap hero speedrunning. hope u understand
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