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@holespotting

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my hole itch

Montrรฉal, Quรฉbec
Joined September 2011
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david
1 year
Did lots of important work today
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2 years
Iโ€™m so mother to him
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david
3 months
Waxahatchee is good because what the fuck is she talking about but also exaaactly
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david
3 months
Flares of the week
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david
10 months
Iโ€™m in a new bathroom era btw
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david
2 months
Domed
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david
11 months
Gay Guy Friday?
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david
1 month
First gay guy to go to the gym
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david
2 years
My son for the next 4 weeks. Belly button and recycling bin on a need-to-know basis.
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david
7 years
I'm so fucking nosy if you're texting in front of me in class u bet i'm reading all about how Katy kinda wants to try coke after midterms
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david
6 months
Florida son
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david
4 months
Feeling very kitty very meowโ€ฆ
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david
1 year
Me and orange soap fighting for our lives here every day
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david
8 months
Americans joke about communist bread lines then do all this for the opportunity to buy a sippy cup
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8 months
waking up before 5am for a cup ??
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david
2 years
Just lost my job at @sante_qc ๐Ÿ˜ž
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david
1 year
Dark days ahead ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•
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david
9 years
me: the Berlin Wall came down in 1989 taylor swift: haha see u in court ๐Ÿ˜Š
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david
2 months
Dr Bronnerโ€™s peppermint soap vs my urethra
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david
2 years
Bit fruity
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david
7 months
meeeow
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david
3 years
:-) Donโ€™t look at my bed
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david
2 years
Pee
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david
2 years
:^)
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david
7 months
Streets are saying itโ€™s his birthday today!!
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david
3 years
How are you a man on a paddle board
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david
1 year
Update
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david
3 years
Ready for Lamaze class
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david
3 years
Me waiting to give the human race wrong directions outside the Tower of Babel
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david
2 years
Cop?
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david
3 years
feeling modest
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david
7 years
Yeah I like BDSM Being kind to others ๐Ÿ™Œ Doing right by God ๐Ÿ™โ˜๏ธ Sadism Masochism
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david
2 years
Omg I found it
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david
2 years
In my laying down era
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david
3 years
Man in my dmโ€™s sending me awful memes every day but Iโ€™m replying ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ because heโ€™s 6โ€™10
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11 months
Hi bug
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david
9 years
being gay was the best choice I ever made
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david
3 years
Dads are homophobic until they need someone to wrap the 11-in-1 Instant Pot Plus Air Fryer Attachment Bundle on Christmas Eve
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david
2 years
I donโ€™t even notice the prices Iโ€™m just stealing
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2 years
Canadians are now stealing overpriced food from grocery stores with zero remorse #Canada
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david
2 years
These fell out of your ass :-/
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david
8 years
Life isn't about the breaths you take. It's about the moments that take your breath away.
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david
3 years
But imagine if I had big knockers
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david
3 years
If you saw this already no you didnโ€™t
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david
7 years
I deadass just watched a girl do a line of cocaine on the 3rd floor of the McGill Earth & Planetary Sciences Building I'm speechless
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david
1 year
Work husband wearing tiny shorts today I want to consummate the marriage
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david
9 years
This wasn't my room but it was iconic
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david
4 months
boy at school concerned after watching me save files to my desktop all the time... babe I donโ€™t care if I live or die
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david
6 months
me and who etc
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david
9 years
I cleaned my room
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david
1 month
Babysitting my brotherโ€™s dog this weekend
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david
3 months
@horse_updates 20 questionsโ€ฆ dexterous protesting ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ
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david
7 months
Home aloneโ€ฆ no braโ€ฆ no pantiesโ€ฆ watching pride and prejudiceโ€ฆ
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david
4 years
No one can convince me itโ€™s wrong to steal the fancy robes from Scandinavian spas I didnโ€™t pay 80$ just to use a hot tub
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2 years
I was such a faggot in high school that every year my english teacher would have me recap the VMAs for the class
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3 years
My cousin with two English degrees from Harvardโ€ฆ shaking and crying
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david
2 years
Me and oomfies seeing Ethel and Caroline in Chicago in May
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4 years
Gm
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david
3 years
Im macrodosing being hot as fuck
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david
2 years
Who else is blanching they chard rn
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david
3 years
Thinking about posting thiddies for attention
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david
9 years
After pottery I like to hang out in the science building and pretend I'm an interesting art student
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david
3 years
Falsifying years of work experience on my curriculum vitae :) This will not cause future problems for me
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david
2 years
Today Iโ€™m Mia-posting!! Everyone say Goodnight Mia and wish her luck in her next life ๐Ÿ’—
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3 years
I want what she has ๐Ÿ˜ช
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david
3 years
Kinda hurt that I wasnโ€™t invited to any super spreader event last week :-(
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david
3 years
Boys who love pooping
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david
2 years
hi new followers โค๏ธ my love language is money
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david
2 years
No twink death here keep scrolling
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david
5 years
When springโ€™s first sip of iced coffee hits your thrussy
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david
9 years
Rachel paid 348$ for this costume!
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david
3 years
Getting dicked around by a landlord for over a month and after references and credit checks he wants to come to MY apartment to โ€œsee how we liveโ€ Iโ€™m about to cause problems
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david
3 years
Pits still under review
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david
1 year
Crazy of me to serve so much cunt to my coworkers
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david
3 years
Shidded on em
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3 years
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david
3 years
Haha yeah we have fun
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david
6 years
Funny how the straight guys who are now wearing nail polish to be edgy are the same ones who called me a faggot for using chapstick in 4th grade
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david
1 year
Quebs love Charlotte Cardin because her lyrics donโ€™t require a high level of English comprehension
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david
11 months
Lost my glasses :( I need a seeing eye top
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david
5 months
need something like letterboxd but for fun little beverages
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david
3 years
Sorry I was w my man
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