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Tarnished Mia

@hojpg2

2 years

i am a coffee-drinking paper-weight

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6 years

men rlly be like this huh

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4 years

what if men were the top 0.5% listeners of their wives and gfs instead of playboi carti

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5 years

u put a cigarette in ur mouth and ask me for a light. i pull this motherfucker out. i still manage to light ur cigarette with the power of love and friendship

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7 months

this is literally going to make me cry

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Japanese embroidery artist, Narumi Takada. Step on fresh snow (2021) Footprints painstakingly executed in straight stitch, satin stitch, and backstitch; snow created with punch needle and cut loops.

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4 years

this

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3 months

owning trinkets vs. when it comes time to dust them

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4 years

hi high by loona

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5 years

next year's met gala theme should be catboys

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6 years

can't wait till it gets colder so i can really start dressin 😈

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5 months

your pussy is in ur bio... my heart is on my sleeve. to each their own. i hope every body has a nice day

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3 years

gatekeeping is fine honestly like not all people should get to enjoy all things. some of y'all ANNOYING af stay out of my hobbies man

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8 months

it's sooooooo cute i love it so much

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3 years

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5 years

what if we didnt kiss and instead we just thought abt each other from a safe distance

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7 months

i am very passionate about line drying my clothes. i thought it was a common practice until my roommate thought it was funny and said she threw everything in the dryer. my god. please line dry ur clothes if u are able...

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2 years

instead of having to "pay money" when it's time for the cashier to calculate ur total they should scan ur aura and if u are pure of heart and beloved by many ur groceries should be free.

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1 month

i've been a pious girl ... is somebody gonna match my meek?

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3 months

i am a lover. peel back that surface layer and you will find another coating of love. underneath that? i might be a hater. then it goes lover, lover, lover again, et cetera. at my core... well. that's a secret

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2 months

i understand him

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8 months

this headline is so... KDNFNAMXNSMSND

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7 years

sephora is sephiroth's little sister

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6 years

happy 4/20 to the king of taking fat hits 💖

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5 years

i know this is supposed to be funny but it just makes me feel sick lmfao

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5 years

How well do these dads know their kids? #FathersDay #PopQuiz

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2 years

i'm a24

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5 years

im fucking crying i literally cant breathe this is MY WORST NIGHTMARE THEY ARE SO UGLYYYYYY

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5 years

i love shawn wasabi

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5 years

Making an indie comic:

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4 years

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. -Confucius

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3 months

IDGAF (i deeply give a fuck)

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7 months

two christmasses ago i baked ninety cookies to give to all my coworkers just so i could conceal my true motive of wanting to give cookies to my work crush. anyways, fake yearners will always complain that reality gets in the way of their delusional escapades

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1 year

this made me so unbelievably sad... trying not to cry at work....

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3 years

why was getting my heart ultrasound done such an intimate experience. i laid on my side with my back against the tech (a young asian dude) and his arm resting on my hip. when he handed me a towel to wipe off the imaging jelly it felt like he was giving me a cum rag 😐

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2 years

climbing up mount everest and letting out the biggest "hiiiiiiiiiii" known to mankind

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6 years

sis no one is "leaving asians behind" ... u could have finished this tweet nine words in instead of making some bogus comparisons to two marginalized communities who face issues that we will never understand. stop while ur behind

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4 years

animal crossing has me saying shit like "i cant wait until tomorrow"

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4 years

MALES who are ugly with nothing going for them will be like omg i'm worthless, nobody will ever love me! yeahhhhhhhhhhh ur kind of right about that dude lmfao

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5 years

you mean mike was hard when he made this lemonade?

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7 years

this is the funniest thing ive seen all day im sick of y'all

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1 year

my 96yo dementia patient wrote me a love letter... he's so cute but this is so. KWNFKAKMDMS 😭

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5 years

is this brad leone from bon appetit test kitchen

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Every white dude around my age looks like this

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2 years

this is my world cup

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6 years

oh u motherfuckers are disgusting...

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Boba Pizza Is The Newest Food Craze That Will Leave You Disgusted But Curious

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6 years

i have been lying in bed laughing at this dog for the past five minutes

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1 year

"powered by AI" lol k... i'm powered by love and fruit and vegetables but i guess that doesn't matter. whatever

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1 year

found out about two inuit artists yesterday who have made very beautiful, whimsical pieces... the first is ningiukulu teevee (i love her owls a lot)

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5 years

midsommar this, midsommar that... why don't u pass SOMMAR that MID

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5 years

when u look back at ur sexts after ur not horny anymore

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Jeff Bezos: What the hell did I mean by “alive girl,” and who was my ex wife?

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5 years

what is sandshrew wearing.

pikachu stole my credit card and called me a bitch

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5 years

Pretty good my dude

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2 years

this is one of my favorite photos that i took when i was in korea...💛

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2 years

i love him so much.

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2 months

some of u need a new special interest. such as being pious and living with conviction

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5 years

i have been thinking abt this for days (right is icon aloft: fruit of paradise by amano / 1991)

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2 years

how does a court jester practice mindfulness

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3 years

idk what era i'm living in bc i cracked the case open and literally felt so depressed like where is the fun manual insert. i guess i haven't bought a physical GAME in a long time... 🥲

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3 years

i thought carl jung was korean

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3 years

obsessed with this orchid that looks like a jrpg boss??!!

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3 years

they sent this up for a patient i cant breathe

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1 year

lmfaoooo u guys... after working as a nurse for around five years i'm going back to school in may to pursue my third bachelors degree. it's gonna be for english/creative writing. LMFAO!!! it's my gift to myself in my thirtieth year of life

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5 years

his weed? i smoke that. his weed? i smoke that. his weed? i smoke that. his weed? i smoke that. his weed? i smoke that. his weed? i smoke that. his weed? i smoke that. his weed? i smoke that. his weed? i smoke that. his weed? i smoke that. his weed? i smoke that. his weed? i sm

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1 year

my coworker is pregnant and i want to get her a cute baby gift so bad... shopping around for things like this...

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1 year

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1 year

when non-asian people think an ugly asian man is really hot it's an extension of "all asians look the same" racism to me

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4 years

a relationship should be this and nothing else

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4 years

the reason some of u are so unhappy is because of how horny u are. it's 9:30 AM and there's a delicious pancake breakfast in front of you, ur sipping on a mug of freshly brewed coffey while a bluebird chirps at ur windowsill and all u can think of is pussy

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4 years

good morning❤

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1 year

i think about this so often

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5 years

you mean to say a chicken fingered these

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5 years

POV: i grab ur throat and throttle u to death

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7 months

anyways i always wash our scrubs together and handle hanging them to dry and she commented how nice and fresh they feel after air drying! also this is my favorite detergent. it's an unscented powder and lasts forever!!!!! and it comes in a metal tin...

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11 months

not his attention seeking ass

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Studio Ghibli VP Junichi Nishioka says ‘THE BOY AND THE HERON’ will no longer be Hayao Miyazaki’s final movie. The director has already come back to the office with new ideas for another movie. (Source: @glasneronfilm )

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3 years

i got the job... i'll be working at a clinic that offers abortions, birth control n reproductive care n counselling to anyone who needs it :-)!

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4 months

no idea why the shape of water is trending but... so true

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5 years

"what i saw in the bathroom the day atter drinking 3 bottles of soju"😭

짤주워오는계정

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5 years

소주 3병 마시고 다음날 화장실에서 본 모습

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4 years

if ur reading this... think about what ur going to name ur animal crossing island right now so u don't have a stress breakdown over it next month when it's time for u to lock it in.

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9 months

my prof said something about it becoming harder and harder to feel impressed by things as u grow older and all i could think is how that's a skill issue. for example i was very impressed by the blueness of the sky and the crispness of the fall air today

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4 months

"creepy cat scratching post" on fb marketplace. 🤨

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6 months

"i'm moving in silence" bitch...u are the upstairs neighbour

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3 years

oh my god oomf bought white currants and they look like JEWELS

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5 years

forbidden boba

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6 years

wait most of us rlly spent our formative years on tumblr... LMFFFAAAOOOOOO

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5 years

if ur notes look like this ur vibes be way off... mfers be like ~malaria~

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5 years

djsknfjsjsjnfjs this white patient just passed me and i thought he said "yeehaw" and i was like excuse me? and he was like are u chinese . how did he fuck up nihao that bad LMFAO

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5 months

@transfutch how do u explain this then?

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7 years

in the beginning god created the heavens and the earth. now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the spirit of god was hovering over the waters. and god said

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can i be real with you guys. i tweet for myself. upon waking i scroll my own page like it's the morning paper to remind myself who i was and what i did the day before. it's an essential reorientation step that i must do to prevent myself from getting lost in the sands of time

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3 years

i was talking to this girl at the clinic today and trying to comfort her and i said "well u can have ur hot girl summer now" i was so mortified that i let that slip thank god she laughed 😭

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4 years

bro she'll text u back....she 's just terraforming in animal crossing new horizons

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