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kris

@hoj0raikaP

4 months

and hes STILL RIGHT

Pogling #RamRanch🍀

@Pogling2

4 months

YOU PLAY LEAGUE DUDE

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kris

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4 months

@iluznnn why do people always say selfcest is incest 😭

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@Ibahajiyuri now what if kohaku and madara were in a unit together called double face

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one of the most yumebait cards of all time, nobody does it like rinne amagi

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@siewmews if i was a 20yo thats shorter than this 12yo, id just end it right there

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3 months

the ship: the hater:

❤️Mimu💛 🍉

@MiMimUta

3 months

The ship: The hater:

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

4 months

rinne amagi is always at the scene of the crime

ʚ LENN !! 🍓ɞ

@hagukokoro

4 months

seeing a random straight dudebro gooner get told that his edgy anime boy pfp is towa slow damage was not on my bingo card…

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

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@John_Eggbert69 incest is illegal and wrong????? man, i would have never known that! thank you twitter user John_Eggbert69 for your wisdom

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

1 month

im convinced americans just see number and automatically assume its usd

lucy pearl 🔪

@tanginaco

1 month

they’re TOO casual about spending basically two semesters worth of tuition fee in a private institution just for one frickin meal… i could never fathom how rich people live like this

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

3 months

i can tell you rn that the main audience for enstars is women and the main audience for bandori/d2dj is men

feever ✧

@Ihateyo73550198

3 months

@G4YLOSERBOY Enstars = gays Pjsk = bisexual D4dj&bandori = lesbians

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

29 days

i dont believe it's on the same level (yet) but i feel like most nonsharing yumes do act like those "doubles dni" delusional people from 2021

kris

@hoj0raikaP

29 days

can i say something that might be a little bit controversial for yumes

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

4 months

enstars fans actually dont know how to pirate for shit. do it in private not on the biggest video sharing website in the world

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

2 months

enstarries would not have survived danganronpa

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

4 months

i swear all pride month is at this point is just a way to act like your marginalised group is atop the hill of the other marginalised groups

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

3 months

the best part about being a hypmic fan but not being on hypmictwt is that i know none of these

JAMIE 🍉

@Goosefearer

3 months

Hypmictwt iceberg.

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

5 months

this is like a persona 5 fan going to japan and finding out scramble crossing is a real place why are you shocked its a real place

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

2 months

persona 4 has gone woke

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@hoj0raikaP

2 months

theres no way a real life person genuinely got mad over this

🍉; roro ★彡

@SHIH0THEWRLD

2 months

hey guys i made a very educational tier list

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kris

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2 months

@siewmews kohaku was afraid to go to an arcade alone i cant be shocked

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4 months

@iluznnn handshake brother

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

6 months

himeru was like "stop calling me merumeru" or whatever rinne called him himerunrun and he was confused then everyone whos name ended with -ru was -runrun and he got fu king sick of it and was like "okay. merumeru is a fine name. end the -runrun bullshit"

✰Aaron

@Aaronsballss

6 months

Can we all share fun little facts about enstars cards?? I'll go first, I like this one. Shinobu is tearing up because Makoto was complimenting him so much. isn't that so cute😭

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

4 months

i love competitive pokemon memes because you need to be another level of schizophrenic to get them

Nicki

@upgamer_Nicki

4 months

Pokémon names that I would consider giving to my children: Aron Roselia Onix, like Onyx Lunala Eevee, short for Evelyn Kirlia Cresselia Rhydon Lickilicky Eternamax Eternatus, nickname "Max" Great Tusk Arceus-Steel (Arceus-Flying)

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

4 months

my personal favourite kanye tweets, although the guide on how not to kill yourself is another top tier one

𝗔𝗽𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼

@apollovwrld

4 months

My favourite Kanye West tweets. 🧵A Thread:

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

2 months

i genuinely refuse to believe that himeru is one year older than kaname. you mean to fucking tell me that himeru graduated collage at the fucking age of 16????? he Ran Away From Home when he was 1???????

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

3 months

based on my literally me characters would you be my friend

Shun ☀️

@addictwithawine

3 months

Based on my "literally me" characters would you be my friend ? Me when im

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

2 months

am i insane for thinking there should be more outrage about hokke being the 5 star? no hate to him or anything, but he's already gotten a gacha 5 star this rotation + his gacha 5 stars equal the amt of total 5 stars sora, shinobu, and kanata have 😭

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

4 months

19 BABEEE

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

3 months

i would like to state that it is very easy to not be weird to minors

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

1 month

this is how enstars fans sound when they talk about this game

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

3 months

genuinely if your real world partner is worried about nazuna nito, that should be a sign

jacky .ᐟ.ᐟ

@eichisexer

3 months

would yall still yume when you date someone irl

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

3 months

nothing could ever make me hate him

oxanka🍉

@oxankerr21

3 months

this is killing me he dgaf

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

2 months

genuinely one of the smartest to ever do it im afraid

milk ⋆ ★

@milkkcaals

2 months

nikocado avocado single-handedly fooled the entire internet by making thousands if not millions ON PRE RECORDED CONTENT?? while he was working on his health and weight loss journey ?? this is insane this man might just be a fucking mastermind

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

3 months

me when im being told i follow a racist pedophile: oh boy, oh dare people cancel my racist pedophile oomf!!

ᡣ𐭩 vier / jas ➡️ butterfly app

@LIVNGMILLENNIUM

3 months

me when i have a dm :333 but it turns out to be a cancel thread/"you follow"

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

4 months

insane how rinne can have violent bedroom scenes with niki but draws the line at kissing before marriage

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

2 months

we've found the nintendo ninjas of the weeb world

Twilight 🌇

@TwilightNK

2 months

Noticed I got a ping from the Chainsaw Man discord server and... LOL

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

2 months

my favourite rarepair, im their no1 fan and they make me so incredibly ill

Asax

@Asax_Kiryu

2 months

Hellwo, I created a new enstars template! Feel free to use it 🦊💜 ⚠️ Respect each other's OTP please, thank you. Some tips to edit this template are in the comment section. (I would be happy if you guys follow me uwu)

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

4 months

10 random mutuals prions dr pepper arab fortnite british pfp rinnazu yumejoshi yumejoshi 1 bara alcoholic wine drinking f*g

Joseph

@DraculeYsf

4 months

10 random mutuals 1. Pro ER player 2. Communist Maldini 3. Biggest fan of me 4. Fastest reader 5. Op T1 6. Terrorist 7. Atletico Fan 8. Hitler 9. French Painter 10. Aura 11. TV show merchant 12. Kakashi

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

5 months

might be a reach to make but i feel like Some people on twt dont care for women n feminism n shit and only use that cause as a shitty gotcha against people

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

3 months

noah laughton

vopsea ★

@luvistarzii

3 months

can somebody respond with the whitest names possible 💀 i wanna laugh

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

2 months

@niki_kyun im shocked it made people angry, thought it was obvious its just for fun and not too serious 😭

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

3 months

@siewmews ID NEVER ATTACK MY WIFE unless im calling him ugly. or saying he has a flat ass

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

4 months

69 virgins!

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

5 months

dont try and be relatable YOURE A WHITE GUY

kyudori

@kyupidstupid

5 months

I am glad you all love my misinformation. In 1986 i hit a family while driving under the influence.

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

3 months

everytime enstarries talk about free daily scouts its one step away from the gamblers fallacy

🍉; roro ★彡

@SHIH0THEWRLD

3 months

this scout has given me nothing actually

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

4 months

gooning. every enstars character is shorter than me LMFAO

stars ☆ REI BIRTHDAY BASH

@operettastar

4 months

Interactive tweet!!! Lets do it everyone!! Stolen from oomfie hahah

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

2 months

eventing is going well 👍

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

4 months

call me a misogynist the way i hc her with borderline personality disorder

Festive Izumi sena 🎄

@izumisenapd

4 months

I never laughed so hard in my entire life

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

2 months

ngl this entire event has just been enstars fans not being familiar with rinne amagi's game

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

2 months

i dont care much to see that the in universe fans are shipping himeru and kohaku, thats fine. i can get past that. but when a small subset of those fans are writing 18+ doujin and himeru n rinne are just . letting things slide by (especially with rinne buying a doujin-

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

3 months

my son :3

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

2 months

@siewmews @doncdoncDonkey crazyb is his cocomelon

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

2 months

when i first got into enstars i made a "where was everyone on january 6th" tier list

shubingus | THE WAR IS BACK.

@hifumisery

2 months

can we Go back to making funny enstars tier lists instead of Picking which characters would do drugs

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

4 months

under 17: doesnt deserve to be on this platform 18-21: yeah normal 22+: still normal idk wtf you want me to say

CameronQX

@issaiamagi

4 months

whats the consensus on enstarstwt ages... like... 13-14: baby 15-16: normal 17: old 18+: cmon grandoomf lets get you back to the retirement home

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

2 months

god works fast, but i work faster

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@pouistired

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i hope they give himeru the ugliest fucking casual possible as punishment for being named that

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

4 months

didnt realise until now but 100 virgins!

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@hoj0raikaP

5 months

its insane how anti-sex most people under the age of even 16 are

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

2 months

i cant even jokingly say "cant wait for nazunas feet card", id have people out for my damn throat

Rody / Olimar • no.1 roadhog fan :3

@_roadratz

2 months

“omg my fav got a new card i cant wait to see what it looks like!!!“ The card:

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

5 months

@hushedprayer he got clean shot 😭

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@hoj0raikaP

6 months

i did it goodnight

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

3 months

if none of them are pedophiles, racists, or just generally terrible friends, then yeah

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

3 months

genuine question but do people not realise that saying "dont harass any mentioned in this video" does literally nothing?

SPOOKY rosa🧹🎃🍉

@Hika_ruNara

3 months

-e is that HE DID NOT CENSOR THE PEOPLE'S NAMES, NOR TELL HIS -250K SUBSCRIBER AUDIENCE- TO NOT GO HARASS THE PEOPLE DISPLAYED. some of my mutual were also included in the video, and they've gotten gore, death threats, and harassment from dms or strawpage/anonymous inboxes.

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

2 months

imagine being himeru and doing normal straight guy things in college only to end up doing homoerotic dance with rinne amagi

S♡N

@HELLOGlRLS

2 months

straightest member of crazy:b

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

4 months

worst birthday present ever

Ensemble Stars!! Music_EN

@enstarsmusic_EN

4 months

🌊PV Release: Spotlight Time • Blue Horizon Niki is asked to show a different side of himself on Spotlight Time. He heads to the beach for the show during this hot summer, but there is a problem... Spotlight Time • Blue Horizon ~Sea in Your Eyes~ will start on July 20!

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kris

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looked at my private accounts muted words

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

3 months

noah laughton

aimee 𝜗𝜚

@hanasatocafe

3 months

what’s the whitest name you can think of

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

3 months

i got so drunk last night i wasnt even reading the prompts i was just saying what spoke to me

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

5 months

they should call me 007 cus ive got 0 will to live, 0 fucks left to give, and 7 fat bitches in my dms

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

2 months

regardless of its r18 or not) is really making me uncomfortable. im hoping the rest of the story is Alright but this is such a horrible start 😭

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

5 months

theyre a persona 5 fan theyre used to hell on earth for prolonged periods of time

Comrade Sisko 🖖🏾✊🏿

@Pinko69420

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kris

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@neuvifurinde i knew the irish struggled with reading until st patrick came around but god theyre still that bad?

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@hoj0raikaP

3 months

@wlwsylveon i cant tell if theyre just doing this so the eng version stays somewhat relevant or if theyre just that fucking incompetant

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kris

@hoj0raikaP

2 months

guys its my headmates birthday today, can we get a happy birthday mallory?

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im like if rinne accepted jesus into his heart

dolores ☻︎

@ousamagumi

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i had to..

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maths paper 1 was sooooo good holy shit

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@hoj0raikaP

5 months

HES A RED BLOODED AMERICAN 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

vinc 🎄

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autism is so bad wdym righf after flirting with my wife i go "crazyb announcement tomorrow"

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@siewmews leo tsukinaga rapping gonna be the funniest shit ever

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@hoj0raikaP

2 months

are there people who still think shunazu is proship in the year 2024

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i really like that they say the "need to provide new users with opportunities to play on a regular basis" as if anyone over the age of i want to say 14 doesnt know what that means