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@GreenbenchTV Director | TV Writer | Musician | @FunhausTeam Producer & Editor | Pour Choices Kitchen Chef | @ampexclusive Editor | North Carolina Born & Raised

Los Angeles, CA

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Joined January 2016

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John Holland

7 months

I'll still be cooking up recipes each week. Maybe some pour choices turn into poor choices for a bit but I'mma rock this thing til it pays off! Subscribe, share and support! 🧑‍🍳🔪🍽️

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Pour Choices Kitchen

The best part of BBQ'ing is always friends over for a few drinks and some delicious food. And that's what this channel is about. Let's toast, let's eat, let's have some fun. From the low and slow to...

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John Holland

4 years

Don’t let toxic people invade your space, look out for your peers, and don’t speak doom and gloom into existence. We gone be alright 🙂

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John Holland

4 years

Elon Musk named his child a required password difficulty.

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2 years

A lot of shit I'd like to say about the Adam situation, cause personally if he did the shit to me, I'd be dragging him through volcanic mud. But out of respect for the privacy of those affected and at their requests, ya'll got my vagueness that he was a bad person.

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3 years

Just stumbled upon him in Vegas.

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6 years

If you don't believe in God, I can totally respect that and still be your friend but I draw the line at not believing in dinosaurs.

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7 months

Been a fun ride 🤟

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Rooster Teeth is biting the dust after more than two decades. Parent company Warner Bros. Discovery, after unsuccessful attempts to sell the unprofitable fandom, gaming and comedy entertainment division, is shutting down Rooster Teeth’s operations.

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4 years

“Too Early To Call” will be said a thousand times tonight for the election, but more importantly, is also a good title for an R&B song about booty calls.

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3 years

Let me let you guys in on a little behind-the-scenes. Because some of you one day may be running channels like ours. A thread:

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7 months

One of the most fun jobs I’ve ever had. Always scratched my creative itch with very few boundaries. My coworkers are amazing. Fan base was fantastic to entertain and interact with. Don’t know if whatever the next gig is will be this satisfying but 🥂 to everyone’s future.

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Rooster Teeth is shutting down after 21 years.

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4 years

Racism is taught at the dinner table first.

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2 years

Some people expressed that they didn't like the musical episode we did last week. We've heard your complaints and have decided as a channel...to do more. All this month. Your cries will not go unheard!

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6 years

We outchea...

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4 years

Can’t find the original tweet I wanted to reply to cause I refreshed by accident but: I remember meeting with tv writing agents back in 2013. One white one claimed “I love your voice, send me a spec script”. I did and was met with “this script feels too black...”

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John Holland

6 years

Late for my own anniversary but yesterday makes one year at @FunhausTeam

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6 months

Going out in a champagne supernova with a giant bottle and a giant glass. Final Funhaus livestream today. ✌️

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6 years

This is how I like to get notes. @Charalanahzard

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7 months

Y’all did it!

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2 years

Listen y’all, I only got time to beef with one person on this app, and you know he gets the smoke every Friday.

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2 years

So anyone wondering if we knew about him being a predator, no. He kept that part of him hidden until he got reckless and started fucking with people who weren't going to sit and be quiet. No one in FH or IG worked to protect him.

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4 years

Fellas be on alert. The time of year where women are gonna steal your hoodies is here.

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4 years

What good is more money in your pockets when everything around you is burning.

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4 years

Good morning! Mitch McConnell looks like a ziplock bag full of Pepto-Bismol and ice. Happy Friday!

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John Holland

2 years

Thank you to Misti for coming forward on the subreddit and sharing your story. I don't like a world where we can't hold others accountable out of fear of retribution. I wish you peace and happiness in your new endeavors and to anyone else impacted by Adam.

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4 years

Good morning! Mitch McConnell looks like he was Nickelodeon slimed with his own skin. Happy Friday!

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4 years

Bank App Notifications: "Hey we heard you're broke as shit. Better find a way to put some money in here before we charge you for not having money. Hahahaha with ya broke ass! Are you enjoying this app? Rate us now!"

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John Holland

6 years

Walked in the bathroom at work a few weeks ago, encountered @jonsmiff and had a lot of questions that I didn’t ask

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John Holland

2 years

Got to write and direct my first piece for @FunhausTeam a few weeks ago and next Friday, July 1st, you’ll get to see why I have this photo of @_JacobFullerton in my camera roll!

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2 years

@hohnjolland Oh so just a bunch of vague nonsense to try and spread the blame. Hilariously transparent.

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5 years

Jokes aside. As someone who dealt with it twice (Grandma & Mom), Trump is about stage 4 dementia. Don't need to be a firefighter to know there's a fire. Lot of smoke in the way he talks, recalls info, his balance issues and other habits vs. just a few years ago and further back

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2 years

How did we let McDonald’s hashbrowns get to almost $4?

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2 years

And I guarantee you whatever corner of the internet he's currently operating on, all this information to his audience is gonna be dodged, pivoted and spun into "WhY dID sHe wAiT sO LoNg To Say SoMeThin! sHe IS PrOlLy LYIN!"

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2 years

I learned who he really was that Monday when it was announced he was fired. Almost all of us did. A counselor had to come in just cause that shit was so heavy. Up to that point I only had one bad incident with him and I told him he was being overly dramatic about something.

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BREAKING: Mitch McConnell, the longest-serving Senate leader in history, will step down from that position in November.

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2 years

They shoulda never let us in that truck.

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John Holland

4 years

Don’t think he needs a warning, but @brucegreene don’t get Covid. I can personally tell you that chipotle tastes like trash for at least two weeks. You don’t want that evil on you.

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2 years

But you see this all the time: Somebody comes forward and exposes a wrongdoing. There's this weird portion of audiences that just can't believe it, won't believe it, and attack and harass and threaten those who come forward. And it's not just limited to online shit.

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5 years

Top 5 Places You Don't Have To Say "Bless You" If I Sneeze: 1. Bathroom stall 2. My funeral 3. Anywhere involving hiding from a monster 4. Sex (It's a place) 5. Hell (It's useless)

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2 years

Which brings me to something I've wanted to say for a while now when people go "it couldn't have been that bad if they won't say what he did". Again, privacy at the request of those affected. I know you were merely working with that facts you had.

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7 months

I’m sure I’ll make the ole “I’m available for work” post down the road but for now I got the Pour Choices Kitchen channel. If you wanna donate to the Patreon or YT membership, it’s greatly appreciated but honestly a view and a share go a long way for me. 🫡

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2 years

You refused to yet form an opinion without all the information. That is a healthy way to go about things. All we could do is just say consistently in unison "you gotta trust us on this one", which sucked for a very long time.

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2 years

Imagine these people figuring out where you live, where you shop, where your kids are, etc. They know you, but you don't know them. That shit is very real and scary and designed to silence. No matter how thick-skinned and seasoned you are in the public eye, you're still a human.

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3 years

Damn right I’ll do it cause I really enjoy the bonding time with my team.

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5 years

Getting in a woman’s shower

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4 years

I left a pair of workout shoes at the office last March when I thought we’d be back in two weeks. I’m really curious how many spiders are living in them currently.

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5 years

Year 35 today. Running for president. My platform is everything is free. Economy might crash but we had fun on the way there right?

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2 years

How you or I would have handled it is not how everyone else will. I can't speak on how things could be handled in a legal matter cause I honestly don't know. Choke Slam, LLC Attorney at Law is who I consult with on these type of matters.

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2 years

There is also shitty people in powerful positions that will go great lengths to protect their fellow predators and exact revenge against those who speak up. For $ or power. It's in every industry: see politics and entertainment. Smear campaigns, denied job positions, firings, etc

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4 years

At this rate, there is gonna be a history class just called “2020”

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2 years

I'm not making any accusations that the latter was happening, but just a general making ya'll hip to game: for some it's not worth the risk. It's so bad that people would prefer to handle things privately, or leave all together, than be subjected to years of all that

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4 years

The resort I’m staying at; when you turn on the TV, the first channel is porn and it feels like unlocking my phone.

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2 years

We sure do be holding on to a document that pretended women and minorities didn't exist. Might as well swear an oath to a Dr. Suess book.

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2 years

I made my thread in reference to a Funhaus subreddit post from a woman that Adam harassed and stalked. A Reddit post that I mention at the end of the thread. A Reddit post you could go read instead of sitting here like a dense loaf of bread. Everyone here gets it but you.

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2 years

Hashbrown don’t even equate to a small fry. It’s like 8 individual fries side by side. How you gonna ask for almost $4 for that?

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6 months

Leavin' Ain't a Crime - A Farewell Love Letter from Funhaus via @YouTube

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Leavin' Ain't a Crime - A Farewell Love Letter from Funhaus

Thanks for joining us all these years! We love you.Go here to continue to support the Crew: https://linktr.ee/funhausteamFollow Us On Social:https://twitter....

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2 years

Really love the “free the nipple” movement because I love the confidence women have in loving themselves and being comfortable without a care of judgement, especially from men. Rewritten this tweet a hundred times cause I don’t wanna come off creepy. Don’t know if I succeeded.

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4 years

Good morning! Mitch McConnell looks like the stump of a civil war amputation. Happy Friday everyone!

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2 years

Gettin’ ugly in these end-of-the-fiscal-year streets.

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4 years

Listen I'm no political expert. I just shit on Mitch McConnell every Friday.

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3 years

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4 years

Good morning. Mitch McConnell looks like a 5 year old drew a face on the back of the constitution. Happy Friday everyone!

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6 years

Tomorrow marks a year from my first interview with Funhaus. I showed up in joggers and a shirt with an image of sushi that said "That's How I Roll" and its been good ever since.

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4 years

The amount of randoms DM’ing me on IG saying men shouldn’t moisturize when I asked for advice on preventing peeling is hilarious. Y’all really think skin care is gonna make you wanna suck dick.

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3 years

So when people start stomping their feet and frowning when certain faces appear in videos. I dunno....maybe understand there’s more to it than you initially think? Always wanna entertain, and you deserve to be entertained, but...

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3 years

I’ve seen a lot of people say we help them through so much in their life and it’s a kind of therapy. This is also therapy for us. Can we do it together?

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3 years

@JamesWillems 200 likes and I'll give @JamesWillems a new haircut

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5 years

Happy Hour

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1 year

I would be disappointed if I found out a girl I was dating had an OnlyFans... Disappointed that she hasn't asked to borrow my film lights yet. Baby I got hella soft lights for the face and we can contour those butt cheeks with a couple of fresnels and really increase your subs.

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6 years

If you're going to force me to watch 2 ads in a row for a 5 second sound effect clip on Youtube, one of them better have a nipple in it

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4 years

Good morning! Mitch McConnell looks like the clog on the tip of a lotion bottle pump. Happy Friday everyone!

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6 years

Everyone Else: Gas is almost $4! Me Getting In My Electric Car:

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2 years

Got him drunk for Pour Choices Kitchen. We made Birria ⁦ @MandoDoesStuff ⁩

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2 years

Got a confession. Thought they was the same dude growing up. Was like “oh shit the black ranger got hella good improv and singing skills!”

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2 years

18 days in to sober October. Feeling good. Sleeping good. Workouts and focus more intense. Been able to go out to bars a little with my water and Heineken 0. But I be ready to go by midnight. Smell of alcohol definitely slaps my nose the wrong way.

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6 years

How imma look boarding planes if these baggage fees keep going up.

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5 years

Escape rooms are cool but a better first date would be to solve a cold case together.

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4 years

Woke up to a negative covid test and a bottle of champagne in the fridge. Gonna be a good weekend.

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2 years

Lot of titties on the timeline today.

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3 years

And I’m sure I’m preaching to the choir here, but pass it forward or keep it in mind when you’re running things one day. I’m terrible at games, and I don’t ask to be in videos because the director in me knows we have way more talented people to do it, but when they ask?

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3 years

We all work hard, everyday, to bring content to Al Gore’s internet. It can exhausting but always rewarding.

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4 years

My favorite thumbnail I made.

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4 years

Good morning Mitch McConnell looks like a produce bag full of raw chicken. Happy Friday everyone!

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3 years

After hustling hard to deliver content all week, it’s always amazing to be asked, especially as an editor, to be in a video so that for at least an hour, we can decompress and enjoy ourselves amongst our peers. A break from the routine. Blow some steam.

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4 years

I know when someone is trying to sell me crack...

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4 years

Good afternoon! Mitch McConnell looks like ocean foam. Happy New Year!

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3 years

Shoutout to the Funhaus fans who bought me drinks last night. I never get recognized in LA so it was dope meeting y’all.

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5 years

Thanos dies at the hands of The Avengers 10 seconds later... But shoutout to the 19 year old you hired from Fiverr to do this. I see you securin' that bag plair! Might leave this one off the LinkedIn though.

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House Democrats can push their sham impeachment all they want. President Trump's re-election is 𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗶𝘁𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲.

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4 years

8 Year Old Me: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: I don’t know. CAN YOU? Me: THIS IS NOT A FUCKING PC GRAMMAR GAME WITH FRIENDLY CHARACTERS & LESSONS. I WILL PISS EVERYWHERE!

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7 months

Good morning ☀️ Mitch McConnell looks like used makeup remover wipes. Happy Friday everyone! 🥂

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1 year

Stopping the microwave 13 seconds before the recommended time on the packaging.

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7 months

Baja Style fish Tacos

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1 year

Everybody searching Mitch McConnell right now and I know mixed in them Breaking News tweets is me shitting on him every Friday since 2018.

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6 years

Next Friday will be the first birthday my dad doesn’t call me and I’m trying to be strong.

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3 years

One of the best things about this job is actually enjoying the company of your peers and the work we do. Building those relationships to have fun with each other, to joke around. You don’t see that at a lot of jobs. I’ve worked in a lot of unhappy places.

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4 years

Good morning. Mitch McConnell looks like a frozen cheese pizza. Happy Friday everyone!

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5 years

Don't understand why people are giving the beautiful women genuinely into gaming a hard time. Like isn't that the dream girl you'd want? No one wants Cyberpunk and sex? Who chases the hot girls away from the bar because they don't think they're real drinkers like the men?

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4 years

Ain’t it kinda weird that we’re cool with letting people spit on our genitals but get mad if they spit on our clothes?

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4 years

Good morning Mitch McConnell looks like he was dredged in chicken batter. Merry Christmas!

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4 years

I’ve been contracted to write all the Jurassic Park franchise movies going forward. Here’s the plots for the next four: There’s a raptor. There’s a t-Rex. Somebody gets ate. They get in trouble, a dinosaur saves them at the last minute. 🙃

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