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@hmrc

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@hmrc
hmrc
5 years
Fell asleep at my keyboard after the 2008 budget. Just woken up by current idiots in gov @-ing me. it's 2019 and Twitter is still going! Anything else happen?
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@hmrc
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17 years
seems to be going pretty well so far. thank god for laphroaig and ibuprofen.
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@hmrc
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17 years
btw I think the best twitter coverage is @mickfealty - good ole slugger
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@hmrc
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17 years
mmmm... maybe should tirewrite tax law in lolcat http://tinyurl.com/24t47p anyonez wants contract - shall we says 4m quids?
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@hmrc
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17 years
oh man, pissed again - it's all milliband's fault goin' offline now. oh man!
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@hmrc
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17 years
dude, I am totally off my face - ed is trying to fix me up with a drag queen. never drinking southern comfort again
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@hmrc
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17 years
if you iz fiddlin' from liechtenstein, be afraid - we iz onto you http://tinyurl.com/3x4j85
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@hmrc
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17 years
phew - today's the day... (absolutely shitting myself) give.me.more.whiskey.
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@hmrc
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17 years
bored with "HMRC Ambition" now - writing spec for next re-branding exercise
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@hmrc
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17 years
I had a crate of Moldovan Cabernet Sauvignon lass night - twas bitchin'
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@hmrc
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17 years
ok, my bowels are completely empty and I've thrown up 3 times already. time for a quick bacon sandwich I think - anyone coming to Da House?
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@hmrc
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17 years
next time i twitter from the Red Lion, come over the road and get me out...
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@hmrc
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17 years
in ur exchequer tinkin bout buyin a noo BMW or perhaps another jag
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@hmrc
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17 years
collecting money
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@hmrc
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17 years
ouch my head
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@hmrc
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17 years
strugglin' - ne1 got neurofen? (& anusol pls)
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@hmrc
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17 years
in ur Red Lion only having one - honest (yeah I no thats wot i sed last time but for real cos i gots work todo l8r)
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@hmrc
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17 years
spending money
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@hmrc
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17 years
b4 I nips over the Red Lion for a sneaky one - a word to the wise, start importin' from Moldova http://tinyurl.com/2gu7e2
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