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This guy is a software engineer, you can tell by his awesome estimation skills.

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Holy. Effin. Shit.

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writing unit tests be like

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I hate Rust, it won't let me prank my coworkers

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Linux is what happens when you let the guy who created git make an operating system

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When I started working professionally, git wasn't a thing. You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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The StackOverflow / OpenAI integration is going well

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Developers are really great at naming things

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Category Theory for Programmers by @BartoszMilewski is now complete, and available for purchase in hardcover! 396 pages, 6"x9", full color print! As always, the PDF is free, and available online! Hardcover: PDF:

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Current status

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"Marilyn Manson is slowly becoming Nicholas Cage" via @crazy_kutas http://t.co/P1wFgvrgWM"

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9 years

Job interview: implement a large hadron collider on a whiteboard Actual job: Jira bug-id #2342 : move login button 3 pixels to the left

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@GeorgeSlefo @Wikipedia same, but pugs

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In case of fire http://t.co/fBLQspo74Z

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Working from home http://t.co/MPquf9QVrR

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Leaving the EU was easier than exiting vim

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4 years

The Agile Hellscape v3

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@yashar No Hebrew speaker would ever write ג'נרלים. This is pure Hamas-manufactured propaganda.

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Pro-tip, of you want to look up the character ⊥, avoid googling "latex bottom"

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huge if true

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Aah, the three religions

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5 years

Who needs generics, if you've got an editor??

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The most important @intellijidea plugin

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Hello, I would like to hear a Haskell joke.

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@MShahrad

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@UNICEF for every child* *certain restrictions apply

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@TheMossadIL Huge if true

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-Should I use yaml? -🇳🇴

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@sama

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Ooh cool, add salt emoji!

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8 years

Accurate

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It's complete! I made @BartoszMilewski 's 'Category Theory for Programmers' into a beautiful PDF (if I say so myself)

GitHub - hmemcpy/milewski-ctfp-pdf: Bartosz Milewski's 'Category Theory for Programmers' unofficial...

Bartosz Milewski's 'Category Theory for Programmers' unofficial PDF and LaTeX source - hmemcpy/milewski-ctfp-pdf

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@hmemcpy

3 years

What if dynamic typing, but also applied to packages

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@hmemcpy

8 years

Obligatory: -Satya: Hey CFO, go buy Xamarin for our devs -CFO: ok *Later* -Satya: how many licenses did we get? -CFO: err, licenses, sir?

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I am thrilled to announce that the Scala edition of "Category Theory for Programmers" by Bartosz Milewski is now available as a paperback! Huge thanks to the many contributors who made this possible! Buy it here: PDF:

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I learned 500% more things about git internals and Rust, watching the wizard @jonhoo reimplement parts of it in this stream. Highly recommended!

Implementing (parts of) git from scratch in Rust

In this stream, we implement core pieces of git from scratch by following the CodeCrafters git "course" @ https://app.codecrafters.io/join?via=jonhoo, just l...

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I don't like where these trains are going

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Syntax error!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Do you have a movie for me? Yes sir, I do! @theryangeorge

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9 years

90s kids playing on the computer

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MSPaint was the best code editor! #RIPMSPaint

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Reminder: Eastern Europeans aren't easily impressed

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@Earth_Updates

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If you know what this is, time to take your meds.

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Scala 3

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A new version of Category Theory for Programmers PDF by @BartoszMilewski is now available! What's new? * Syntax highlighting! * Scala edition (huge thanks to @impurepics !) * Many more fixes (see for details) Download here:

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Writing unit tests for property getters

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Oh cool, my new Lisp by Example book has arrived!

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Ladies and gentlemen, @johnazariah !

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The more I look into Rust, the more it seems to me that maybe, as long as your type system and compiler are strict enough, functional programming matters less.

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Twitter laid me off today. I was the guy responsible for making into a hyperlink, which is exactly what the vast majority of twitter users wanted.

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@TheMossadIL BBC: "Montreal synagogue spontaneously ignites"

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-How long did the build take? -Nany nand -Ninety nine? -NaNy. NaNd.

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I did it. I found something worse than certified scrum master

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Ok who did this 😂 @terrajobst

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"OO patterns are codified workarounds for missing language features, namely higher-order functions, sum types, and higher-kinded polymorphism (that allows for the expression of recursion schemes)." This took me years to realize. I never want to use a language without those again

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As promised: my view on language-oriented programming and sort-of book review of Clean Architecture. I discovered some interesting things, and, as a bonus, finally found a good place to tell my horror story. original post:

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Replace one letter in a technology concept to ruin it. I'll start: Infrastructure as node

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I stopped learning. Here's what happened, and how I fell in love with programming again. Blogged: Becoming Foolish

Becoming Foolish

The book The Pragmatic Programmer: From Journeyman to Master by Andy Hunt and Dave Thomas suggests that as developers, we should “learn at least one new language every year.” (pg. 14) When I recently

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if (condition == true) { return true; else { return false; }

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Offend a programmer with a single tweet

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A haskeller, operating in the context of an IO monad

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Eventually, someone will have to explain monads to Musk. I wonder what metaphor they'll use.

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When the PM fixes a bug

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Get older here!

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The biggest lie in software development: // todo temporary ugly hack, will fix later

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@infinitethird I wish we could have this rap battle... until then, I guess we'll have to settle for

Billy Mays vs Ben Franklin. Epic Rap Battles of History

Billy Mays & Ben Franklin meet in this episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History. Who won? You decide! You can now support ERB on Patreon over at http://www.pat...

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@weirddalle this is the real apartheid right here

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Tired: GoF Wired: 𝑔∘𝑓

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Coming soon!

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Tell her why it's called 'dial'

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@EnglishJason

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My daughter just asked why we say "hang up" the phone and now I feel 90.

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Proud to announce the release candidate of Category Theory for Programmers by @BartoszMilewski PDF! With tons of fixes and improvements to how images look, we're inching closer to the print version to be available soon! Please report any issues you find!

Release Almost there! · hmemcpy/milewski-ctfp-pdf

Very excited to present this version! It contains tons of tweaks and fixes, as well as brand new formatting for images - with backgrounds removed by @Zelenya! In addition, the book was formatted fo...

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Sorry, twitter ate the trailing slash in the url. Or better yet, read the original research!

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Dependency Confusion: How I Hacked Into Apple, Microsoft and Dozens of Other Companies 👇Check the thread after reading for a few bonus facts👇

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Non-Russian watching a Soviet dystopian sci-fi "Kin Dza Dza" "Can't help but think the two "Ku" guys look like John Cleese and Steve Wozniak, and that just makes it weirder." Damn. Now I can't unsee :)

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The creator of the famed "I believe I did, Bob" comic strip ("Fault Tolerance") has been found - it's @jrecursive !

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Free monads? In this economy?

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@EylonALevy @BBC I think I just saw a pig fly

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What if Scala 3 takes so long to release because it's still compiling?

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First (pre)release of the #Scala edition of Category Theory for Programmers is now available! Huge thanks to the multi-talented @impurepics for providing the Scala translation! Please report any issues (formatting, code) you may find!

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@hmemcpy

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@blowdart @futurebehaviour

𝔸𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕝𝕪 𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕜𝕚𝕟 🔜 𝐋𝐈 𝐑𝐞𝐭𝐫𝐨

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Microsoft Defrag for MS-DOS (with sound)

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*ded*

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haskellers want you to believe this is an actual thing that exists

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The Treachery of Metaphors

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First time writing C# in 4 years :P

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Pi day is a fake holiday created by math companies to sell more math

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If I had to start over with FP, coming from C# or Java, I'd hammer ADTs and pattern matching until it bled. Thinking in terms of sum types and separating data from behavior is so much more important to grok than monads. Monads naturally come later.

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The best pair programming partner you could have is a type checker.

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6yo: dad, what's 2 + 0 + 0? Me: it's 2 6yo: nooooo, it's 200! In funny math! Me: we call it javascript

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That's it, I'm never leaving the house again

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Learning Haskell like

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// FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T DO ANYTHING SPECIAL WITH ID BEFORE RETURNING IT!

IntelliJ IDEA, a JetBrains IDE

@intellijidea

4 years

Did you know? Accessor methods for #Java14 's Record classes don't start with the word "get"! IntelliJ IDEA 2020.1 does the right thing when generating "getters" for record classes, in case you want to add any logic to the accessors. #TheDriveToDevelop