Mike Brannan 🍒 @hithisiswes Twitter profile

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6 years

Holy shit. If you're not watching Peter Jackson's 'They Shall Not Grow Old', stop what you're doing and catch up immediately. That moment he makes the switch to colour and slows the frame rate is simply spine tingling. A chill went up my body. Incredible. #TheyShallNotGrowOld

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@SiltSunrise @Baddiel @thetimes Explain what we men don't get. Two women consented to having their photo taken at a fun event in the sunshine. Please tell us.

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With all due respect, shut the fuck up Eni Aluko. And I'm not being rude because you're a woman, it's because you're chatting utter, utter bollocks. Your victim card doesn't play here. The three generations of female fans I attend with weekly agree.

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Eni Aluko claims that stadiums are 'NOT safe for women' and questions why girls interested football would go anywhere near the sport after seeing the attacks she and others have suffered

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@HLTCO Sounds like he came through the Palace Academy!

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7 years

@SiltSunrise @Rontd83 It's not clickbait. It simply states that it was hot at the cricket and the pool was the best place to be... see the sports pages for the actual proper report! You're choosing to see misogyny where there is none. Do you actual know the meaning?

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@SoniaPoulton Because the bigger problem is Robinson's lack of diversity of target, not the grooming gangs. Good to know whose side you're on.

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3 years

@MrAndyNgo @PrisonPlanet @TPostMillennial Why do they all look the same?

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6 months

@fesshole I once saw Mila Kunis on the TV. Nine months later she had a baby. I decided not to make contact.

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6 years

"Life's a struggle. With little beautiful surprises, that make you wanna carry on, through all the shit.." David Brent. Genuinely love that quote. It's absolutely on point. Nice one @rickygervais !

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3 years

@IanMorris78 I can smell the soy from here.

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3 years

@PaulEmbery Settling down to watch the Monaco GP and Sky announced that a package was coming up pre race about what effects the George Floyd killing had on F1. Immediately turned it off. I watch sport at the weekend to escape this political rubbish. Not to be preached at further.

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5 years

Well, that's my little claim to fame. Jack Grealish's gobby family just confronted me outside the main stand, called me a disgrace, demanded to know how old I was (🤷🏼‍♂️) and called the Police over after I suggested he might fall over if the guy getting a selfie got too close! 😂

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7 years

@HazyGray @V_and_A @vaguechera Yes, but they're...a museum.

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6 months

@fesshole And in order to keep this secret, you told the internet?

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3 years

@MrKissyfur @PoliticsForAlI @DailyMirror You're comparing multiple daily cigarette breaks with England playing in a major tournament at 5pm on a Tuesday? 🤦🏼‍♂️

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3 years

@Saffiya_Khan1 @MartinDaubney @GBNEWS @thecoastguy When it comes to the long term effects of this brand new vaccine, he's just as qualified as you, me and the chief medical officer.

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7 years

@SiltSunrise @Rontd83 There were naked bodies all over the stadium. It was hot! Is it jealousy? Is that it, jealousy? When I'm perusing the sports section, I don't get all offended at good lookin semi naked and sweaty footballers.

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4 years

Ryan Fraser being unemployed is possibly the funniest thing to happen this year. #afcb

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4 years

@SimonJo37129961 @BlackScarfAFC Going to the supermarket once a week to feed my family who are shielding is wholely different to having a jolly up, sunbathing with a can in the park, you massive bellend.

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@Suffragentleman You're right love. Coldplay are shit.

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6 years

@PhilippeAuclair @PeteDog13 @prodnose It's exactly what you already know it means. Those who don't pay to watch and follow a team around the country, but judge those that do and hold them up against standards set by those watching through the prism of a Macbook and an expense account.

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3 years

@tomhfh Because they're women mate. Keep up.

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2 years

Promotion or not, I don't want to watch this football, ever. It's shit, boring, turgid, static, regimented, cack for 90 minutes. Parker has coached all individuality and flair out of this squad. Fuck him. #afcb

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@MichaelVaughan One of the worst quality games of cricket ever witnessed on TV. The on screen graphics gave me a head ache. Slow scoring rate even with the boundary that far in. And why we're all the commentators pretending kids and families haven't enjoyed evenings out at the cricket before?

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@Joey7Barton And a massive Pride flag behind the goal for some reason.

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6 years

@PhilippeAuclair @PeteDog13 @prodnose There again you prove the point. Real fans turn up. They don't turn their backs. Their club has been stolen away from them, their identity erased and eventually something snaps. I'm sorry, but the football freebie media just don't get it.

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@SethMacFarlane Is this the beginning of Hollywood's attack on the potential next Republican President?

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5 years

Watching #MaskedSinger for the first time. All four of us are totally hooked already! What have we been doing with our Saturday evenings up to this point?!

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7 years

@7Giocondo Not true. The female orgasm and subsequent muscle contractions aid the transportation of sperm towards the egg. #biology

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9 months

As @GeoffNorcott pointed out a long time ago... sometimes Alastair Campbell forgets he's Alastair Campbell

ALASTAIR CAMPBELL

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9 months

Has Johnson been arrested yet or are we waiting till the end of the inquiry?

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@Born_a_gooner @fkhanage He's speaking fluent German! What a guy.

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David Brooks to Sheffield United for a cut price/wages off the books, Rothwell season long loan to Blackburn on the summer, nailed on. #afcb

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4 years

@ThatsSoVillage Opening the bowling first innings and tucking into a massive tea with my feet up until the fall of the 7th wicket.

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4 years

Have seen a few photos of Eddie Howe out and about today. He looks very well and rested. We all knew he needed a break, but I don't think anyone appreciated how terrible, run down and tired he looked at the end of the season. Good for him. #afcb

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4 years

Maybe time to face facts. Get relegated, bin off/sell the high earners and let Eddie rebuild from the ground up with hungry and developing players. Like many many fans, I don't care what League we're in as long as we have a club to support and players that want to play. #afcb

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6 years

@kasperh @Born_a_gooner @fkhanage We've all been told how intelligent he is and however many languages he speaks, however, to see him effortlessly slide into a flawless German accent is new for a lot of people. The guy is brilliant.

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7 months

@fesshole Alright Rodney. It was ages ago you pulled Cassandra in that nightclub.

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2 years

@fesshole One of the simple joys I have is taking the odd day off to do the school run. I love it. Take them to school, bit of breakfast, round of golf and pick them up. Bliss. You're a dickhead.

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@fesshole I'm working class. Believe it or not, we use Airbnb too. I know, right? Hard to believe. Anyway, we always leave our accommodation spotless. Our last review even mentioned this.

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@fesshole @_DHOTYA

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@anon_opin The worst opinion ever expressed on the internet.

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@Matty2kRoyal @paddypower And why are teams targeting an overload on that side? 🤪

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@Sandford_Police Damn. I thought this was a comedy account. Shame.

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4 years

#afcb in the PL might seem 'normal' to many social media morons who delight in decrying Eddie Howe's achievements. So put it this way, can you imagine taking Macclesfield to the PL and keeping them there for five years? Seems impossible, and it is. But Eddie could and did. 💔🍒

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@Fitzy191 @GaryLineker Rugby saves the violence, eye gauging, bollock grabbing and head first spear tackles for the pitch.

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@libsoftiktok Why is she waring a mask alone in a car?

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6 years

Baddiel's mental breakdown over his run in with @_DHOTYA , is beautiful. What twitter was made for.

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@anon_opin Karen's taken the divorce well.

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@PeoplesMomentum Wait until you hear about what goes on inside a Mosque!

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@anon_opin Congratulations for getting through the night unstabbed.

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Nasser Hussain absolutely eviscerating the England batting approach to the game. He's spot on too.

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@mikerowan007 @piersmorgan @patel4witham That's hilarious, in that you appear to be a middle aged man, yet have the thought process and intelligence of a sixth former.

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@FootballFunnnys Read the room.

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4 years

My God, Frankie Boyle's New World Order is painfully, painfully shit.

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4 years

@MartinDaubney Just back from the golf club (not as posh as it implies. It's a very working class golf club!). Not one person I chatted to cares what big Dom did. The only outrage is on twitter and among journos.

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@SophyRidgeSky @SkyNews @AnnaJonesSky It's shit like this that pushes more and more viewers to GB News.

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@JMPSimor Lawyer up love.

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@Cromwellian77 @Holbornlolz You seem more angry about OH's tweet than what's actually happening. Weirdo.

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@Danny_EFC97 @BeardedGenius It was because Clattenburg moved to the middle East and forfeited his spot, but I agree with the point.

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@DynevorTim @afneil @GBNEWS 560 followers and a show on C5. They'll give airtime to any insignificant no-mark.

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Either way, it's become abundantly clear that Eddie Howe ran @afcbournemouth from top to bottom. Blake, Mostyn and Hughes went along for the ride, picking up their money and smiling for the cameras. Since Eddie left, #afcb has gone to shit. No leadership. No clue.

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@ryanjohnbutcher @LozzaFox @stonewalluk @Simonablake You're the one that linked being a paedophile to his sexuality. 🤔

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Just seen the Smith handball. It's a scandalous decision. He can't do anything about it, he actually withdraws his arm away and it strokes him in that grey area on the sleeve. It's a disgraceful decision @FA_PGMOL . #afcb

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@DPJHodges I hope so. She's more divisive than magic grandpa! Keep them unelectable.

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@toadmeister It's an easy arrest for the statistics. Much easier than taking down a 6'4 angry black geezer with his fist in the air, backed up by thousands of organised socialist worker placed waving activists.

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@StrictlySpoiler That must have been a dent to Maisie's already sizeable ego.

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Every opportunity he gets, McBurnie gets into the face of an #afcb player and flat out abuses them. On the floor and upright. Somebody needs to fill the fucker in.

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Tavernier's goal against Fulham not included in @BBCMOTD Goal of the Month. His goal is comfortably better than two or three of the goals included. As a club, we are still virtually invisible to the media. #afcb

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@KarenM85 @MartinSLewis She was a female footballer earning next to nothing. It's option 1 with a healthy dose of option 2.

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@estellecostanza @JuliaHB1 @GeoffNorcott It's always the most Woke that are the most nasty and intolerant.

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One last message to the 'I never get to see Bournemouth play' brigade. Cheap tickets for a cup tie on the holidays. No excuse for this not to sell out. Both my kids are coming. My youngest for her first match. #afcb

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We still have tickets left for Wednesday's home game against Forest Green. They're on GENERAL SALE, anybody can purchase 👇

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@libsoftiktok I can smell the b.o and old hair dye from across the Atlantic.

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Nathan and James reach out to work mate Chris. #hunted tech bloke..."I'm going to look at Nathan's work mates and I've identified this bloke Chris"... 🤔 And bursting into a house uninvited with children inside is shithouse behaviour. Fuck off.

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@DPJHodges @MG6pii And if he doesn't, he has a 99.99999% chance of surviving if he contracts Covid, which would give him even better protection in future.

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Can't believe I'm seeing so many #afcb fans saying they don't want Stains to go down! Give your head a wobble kids. Fuck them. Hope they get relegated...and relegated again.

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All the "Why isn't he picking Traorè?" merchants right now

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Bournemouth midfielder Junior Traorè has had malaria but is now recovering at home. Traorè fell ill after the international break & was hospitalised for a number of weeks. He’s since been discharged. Traorè still struggling with the after effects & will undergo further tests.

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Surely @afcbournemouth and @bottomike have a recording of Nonny's 'Red Army' chant to play before matches? Would he a great way to start matches from this point onwards. #afcb

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@dannygeorge1234 @JuliaHB1 Danny's never touched a woman (legally).

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Solanke dispossess City player. City player trips Solanke. Both end up on the floor. Ref gives free kick to City. Rinse and repeat. #afcb

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@CroydonSean @SteveChalke But what about...? But what about...? Your mattress must stink.

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@fkhanage He's an absolute diamond of a kid. Wonderfully funny and so kind. During his Bournemouth days, he befriended my God son when he was in hospital with kidney disease. Phone calls, home visits for his birthday, gloves. Love him.

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@LozzaFox Even less if you don't point a gun at a copper and do as they ask.

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I want Newcastle and Callum to do well when he plays. But I want Newcastle to get relegated and Fraser to break his leg when he plays. Fair? #afcb

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Fuck me. I swear GON is getting more praise for one season at #afcb than Eddie Howe got in his entire career here. #MNF

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@DPJHodges @HJPD That's horse shit. The most vulnerable have been invited. If certain communities and parts of the country choose not to be vaccinated, that's their want.

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@PaulEmbery Don't forget the kid that dropped a Koran and his Mum had to make a groveling apology to keep him safe/alive.

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@DaggerYorkshire @fesshole You're not left alone on conservatory builds are you Deano?

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6 years

The BBC has gone full woke with this Bodyguard drama opening scene. The lead officer is a black woman, the sniper on duty is a woman and the explosives officer is also a woman. Looks like all the stale white men have already been eliminated.

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@JuliaHB1 Men with clear visions and beliefs. Agree or disagree, you know where you stand and what you're voting for with JRM and Nigel. In that respect, more trustworthy than a virtue signalling tosser like Keir.

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What the fuck is @Carra23 on about regarding the goalkeepers? In 5 years, we've had 3 actual first choice keepers. Boruc, Begovjc and Ramsdale. Boruc got old, Begovic didn't work out and now Rambo has played all season. Clueless.

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If AFCB ever employed Mark Hughes, I'd return my Season Ticket.

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4 months

Having a sort out. Remember when a human would physically tear-off a match voucher from your ST booklet! #afcb

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@RealDMitchell Sorry Dave, the silent majority wait for genuine opportunities to vote and make our voice count. We're not into crying and moaning, we prefer to just get on with stuff and wait for the polling card to drop through the door.

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George is my best friend's son and also my Godson. George is very poorly in hospital and really needed to hear from a friend. Step forward @AaronRamsdale98 . This made his day, week, month and year. He was sooooo happy. Bravo everyone involved. ❤️ #afcb

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We're not crying, you are ❤️️ Young George is ill in hospital at the moment 😞 So @AaronRamsdale98 wanted to make his day 👏

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I desperately hope #afcb continue to give us a blast of Nonny before every home game and there isn't a dumb Premier League rule against it. Please can @bottomike or somebody @afcbournemouth confirm this? 👍

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@BurnsideNotTosh I've got one daughter with Covid and one daughter with a heavy cold. Guess which one is actually poorly? 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Lewis Cook is better than every other CDM that will go to the Euros who isn't called Rice or Bellingham. #afcb

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@MarcPugh7 @afcbournemouth It's ok Marc, you can say 'we'.

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@ThatsSoVillage You've missed the bit where you drive 30 miles across the county only for umpires to make a late call and postpone the match.

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@Tall_Paul1982 @JuliaHB1 He has a blue heart next to his name, so you know Paul cares more than us.

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