Holy shit. If you're not watching Peter Jackson's 'They Shall Not Grow Old', stop what you're doing and catch up immediately. That moment he makes the switch to colour and slows the frame rate is simply spine tingling. A chill went up my body. Incredible.
#TheyShallNotGrowOld
@SiltSunrise
@Baddiel
@thetimes
Explain what we men don't get. Two women consented to having their photo taken at a fun event in the sunshine. Please tell us.
With all due respect, shut the fuck up Eni Aluko. And I'm not being rude because you're a woman, it's because you're chatting utter, utter bollocks. Your victim card doesn't play here. The three generations of female fans I attend with weekly agree.
Eni Aluko claims that stadiums are 'NOT safe for women' and questions why girls interested football would go anywhere near the sport after seeing the attacks she and others have suffered
@SiltSunrise
@Rontd83
It's not clickbait. It simply states that it was hot at the cricket and the pool was the best place to be... see the sports pages for the actual proper report! You're choosing to see misogyny where there is none. Do you actual know the meaning?
"Life's a struggle. With little beautiful surprises, that make you wanna carry on, through all the shit.."
David Brent.
Genuinely love that quote. It's absolutely on point. Nice one
@rickygervais
!
@PaulEmbery
Settling down to watch the Monaco GP and Sky announced that a package was coming up pre race about what effects the George Floyd killing had on F1. Immediately turned it off. I watch sport at the weekend to escape this political rubbish. Not to be preached at further.
Well, that's my little claim to fame. Jack Grealish's gobby family just confronted me outside the main stand, called me a disgrace, demanded to know how old I was (π€·πΌββοΈ) and called the Police over after I suggested he might fall over if the guy getting a selfie got too close! π
@SiltSunrise
@Rontd83
There were naked bodies all over the stadium. It was hot! Is it jealousy? Is that it, jealousy? When I'm perusing the sports section, I don't get all offended at good lookin semi naked and sweaty footballers.
@SimonJo37129961
@BlackScarfAFC
Going to the supermarket once a week to feed my family who are shielding is wholely different to having a jolly up, sunbathing with a can in the park, you massive bellend.
@PhilippeAuclair
@PeteDog13
@prodnose
It's exactly what you already know it means. Those who don't pay to watch and follow a team around the country, but judge those that do and hold them up against standards set by those watching through the prism of a Macbook and an expense account.
Promotion or not, I don't want to watch this football, ever. It's shit, boring, turgid, static, regimented, cack for 90 minutes. Parker has coached all individuality and flair out of this squad. Fuck him.
#afcb
@MichaelVaughan
One of the worst quality games of cricket ever witnessed on TV. The on screen graphics gave me a head ache. Slow scoring rate even with the boundary that far in. And why we're all the commentators pretending kids and families haven't enjoyed evenings out at the cricket before?
@PhilippeAuclair
@PeteDog13
@prodnose
There again you prove the point. Real fans turn up. They don't turn their backs. Their club has been stolen away from them, their identity erased and eventually something snaps. I'm sorry, but the football freebie media just don't get it.
Watching
#MaskedSinger
for the first time. All four of us are totally hooked already! What have we been doing with our Saturday evenings up to this point?!
Have seen a few photos of Eddie Howe out and about today. He looks very well and rested. We all knew he needed a break, but I don't think anyone appreciated how terrible, run down and tired he looked at the end of the season. Good for him.
#afcb
Maybe time to face facts. Get relegated, bin off/sell the high earners and let Eddie rebuild from the ground up with hungry and developing players. Like many many fans, I don't care what League we're in as long as we have a club to support and players that want to play.
#afcb
@kasperh
@Born_a_gooner
@fkhanage
We've all been told how intelligent he is and however many languages he speaks, however, to see him effortlessly slide into a flawless German accent is new for a lot of people. The guy is brilliant.
@fesshole
One of the simple joys I have is taking the odd day off to do the school run. I love it. Take them to school, bit of breakfast, round of golf and pick them up. Bliss. You're a dickhead.
@fesshole
I'm working class. Believe it or not, we use Airbnb too. I know, right? Hard to believe. Anyway, we always leave our accommodation spotless. Our last review even mentioned this.
#afcb
in the PL might seem 'normal' to many social media morons who delight in decrying Eddie Howe's achievements. So put it this way, can you imagine taking Macclesfield to the PL and keeping them there for five years? Seems impossible, and it is. But Eddie could and did. ππ
@MartinDaubney
Just back from the golf club (not as posh as it implies. It's a very working class golf club!). Not one person I chatted to cares what big Dom did. The only outrage is on twitter and among journos.
Either way, it's become abundantly clear that Eddie Howe ran
@afcbournemouth
from top to bottom. Blake, Mostyn and Hughes went along for the ride, picking up their money and smiling for the cameras. Since Eddie left,
#afcb
has gone to shit. No leadership. No clue.
Just seen the Smith handball. It's a scandalous decision. He can't do anything about it, he actually withdraws his arm away and it strokes him in that grey area on the sleeve. It's a disgraceful decision
@FA_PGMOL
.
#afcb
@toadmeister
It's an easy arrest for the statistics. Much easier than taking down a 6'4 angry black geezer with his fist in the air, backed up by thousands of organised socialist worker placed waving activists.
Every opportunity he gets, McBurnie gets into the face of an
#afcb
player and flat out abuses them. On the floor and upright. Somebody needs to fill the fucker in.
Tavernier's goal against Fulham not included in
@BBCMOTD
Goal of the Month. His goal is comfortably better than two or three of the goals included. As a club, we are still virtually invisible to the media.
#afcb
One last message to the 'I never get to see Bournemouth play' brigade. Cheap tickets for a cup tie on the holidays. No excuse for this not to sell out. Both my kids are coming. My youngest for her first match.
#afcb
Nathan and James reach out to work mate Chris.
#hunted
tech bloke..."I'm going to look at Nathan's work mates and I've identified this bloke Chris"... π€
And bursting into a house uninvited with children inside is shithouse behaviour. Fuck off.
@DPJHodges
@MG6pii
And if he doesn't, he has a 99.99999% chance of surviving if he contracts Covid, which would give him even better protection in future.
Can't believe I'm seeing so many
#afcb
fans saying they don't want Stains to go down! Give your head a wobble kids. Fuck them. Hope they get relegated...and relegated again.
Bournemouth midfielder Junior Traorè has had malaria but is now recovering at home.
TraorΓ¨ fell ill after the international break & was hospitalised for a number of weeks. Heβs since been discharged.
Traorè still struggling with the after effects & will undergo further tests.
Surely
@afcbournemouth
and
@bottomike
have a recording of Nonny's 'Red Army' chant to play before matches? Would he a great way to start matches from this point onwards.
#afcb
@fkhanage
He's an absolute diamond of a kid. Wonderfully funny and so kind. During his Bournemouth days, he befriended my God son when he was in hospital with kidney disease. Phone calls, home visits for his birthday, gloves. Love him.
@DPJHodges
@HJPD
That's horse shit. The most vulnerable have been invited. If certain communities and parts of the country choose not to be vaccinated, that's their want.
The BBC has gone full woke with this Bodyguard drama opening scene. The lead officer is a black woman, the sniper on duty is a woman and the explosives officer is also a woman. Looks like all the stale white men have already been eliminated.
@JuliaHB1
Men with clear visions and beliefs. Agree or disagree, you know where you stand and what you're voting for with JRM and Nigel. In that respect, more trustworthy than a virtue signalling tosser like Keir.
What the fuck is
@Carra23
on about regarding the goalkeepers? In 5 years, we've had 3 actual first choice keepers. Boruc, Begovjc and Ramsdale. Boruc got old, Begovic didn't work out and now Rambo has played all season. Clueless.
@RealDMitchell
Sorry Dave, the silent majority wait for genuine opportunities to vote and make our voice count. We're not into crying and moaning, we prefer to just get on with stuff and wait for the polling card to drop through the door.
George is my best friend's son and also my Godson. George is very poorly in hospital and really needed to hear from a friend. Step forward
@AaronRamsdale98
. This made his day, week, month and year. He was sooooo happy. Bravo everyone involved. β€οΈ
#afcb
I desperately hope
#afcb
continue to give us a blast of Nonny before every home game and there isn't a dumb Premier League rule against it. Please can
@bottomike
or somebody
@afcbournemouth
confirm this? π