MaSibanda🌻 @hisfaveemuse Twitter profile

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MaSibanda🌻

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3 months

I have a paternal uncle who lives in Europe.Mans cut everyone off years ago,but he stays posting on Facebook. When relatives comment on his posts he responds with a 👍🏾

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For people who are known for having unpleasant odours,y'all do too much

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Its giving Nivea😂

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🤣they always try to start a conversation but mans is unshaken.

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MaSibanda🌻

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2 years

Came across this on Tik Tok and I ----

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3 months

We used to talk on WA then he ghosted me too🤣🤣

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3 months

@focusedphase 😂😂you might be onto something

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@onni95 It must be done sometimes

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3 months

@Airdropglobal5 Nobody needs his money tbh,they haven't seen him in over 20 years,they are concerned

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11 months

A whole social worker 🤍

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4 years

What small business/project can one start with about $300 or less?

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3 months

@Muller_Matambo 😂he doesn't discriminate,we stan a fair king

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2 years

A tall Byo hun 😊

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11 months

😭SA Twitter y'all will get me kicked out of Zim weeeeeeeh.

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11 months

@morutwana Listen I'm Zimbabwean and I'm also tired😭😭😭😭😭

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3 months

@chiko_naz 😂😂I thought I was the shit.

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3 years

😂 Cerevita becomes your fighter when you stay alone brugh. You can have it for breakfast, lunch and supper😂😂

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MaSibanda🌻

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4 years

Media update😊

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4 years

People who use the word 'waaal' vanondibhohwa ini.

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MaSibanda🌻

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4 years

City irinani yadyiwa nhasi chete ko iwe munhu wako anongodyiwa daily🙄

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3 years

@Oloni When I told him that he was emotionally abusive and I wanted to leave...he told me that I deserved it.

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MaSibanda🌻

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2 years

Here's to 23🥂

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MaSibanda🌻

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4 years

Stop making somebody look stupid for loving you.

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MaSibanda🌻

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4 years

If I shoot my shot and you tell me you have a girl, I'll have one of my homeboys Dm her.Let's see if she has the same energy.

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1 year

Sundays are for Tuku music and spring cleaning 😅

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2 years

Good morning 💫

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MaSibanda🌻

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4 years

If she really likes you, she'll take you out. Women have got money.

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MaSibanda🌻

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3 years

So using WhatsApp calls means someone is broke😳😂🤣🤣🤣. Some of you are ridiculous 😂.Wtf😂😭.

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3 months

@Da_Good_one 😂mine hasn't come home in a very long time

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MaSibanda🌻

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3 years

Speaking Ndebele in Harare,in public always ends up with some nigga approaching you on some,"uyakhuluma"(in a very weird accent)😂. 😂 That's how I always make friends in Harare though.

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1 year

Off to play with other kids🙂

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MaSibanda🌻

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4 years

Do not bring up a relatable story about yourself when someone is telling you something about themselves,just listen.

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MaSibanda🌻

@hisfaveemuse

3 years

I blocked 2 cousins and 1 aunt yesterday.They apped my mum to report me🙄.Momma just told me to do what's best for my mental health even if it involves blocking family😂,I love her😩.

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MaSibanda🌻

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1 year

Sunday❤️

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MaSibanda🌻

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4 years

Natural hair thangs😃 Mabhanzi 😍

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MaSibanda🌻

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4 years

I don't wanna be crazy in love.I wanna be calm in love,happy in love,patient in love and understood in love.

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MaSibanda🌻

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7 months

Graduated Got a job Moved places Got into a healthy relationship All in a space of 5 months❤️

MaSibanda🌻

@hisfaveemuse

8 months

Chimwe nechimwe chinenguva yacho🤍

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MaSibanda🌻

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9 months

Someone in Zim has sent this to a baker and they're about to learn a lesson the hard way.

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i’m so corny when i’m in love that id do some shit like this

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MaSibanda🌻

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1 year

Harare groove is crazy,you could be vibing to bopha next thing DJ plays nyoka musango.

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8 months

Let's get this bread and stuff ☹️🫶🏽

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MaSibanda🌻

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3 years

Send him a booty pic 🤍

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MaSibanda🌻

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2 years

"Unonaka iwe,unonaka iwe..." 💀💀

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MaSibanda🌻

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2 years

My friend sells dresses and she'd appreciate your support🥹 +263 78 383 4254 (Natty)

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MaSibanda🌻

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4 years

Don't date a girl who won't respect your wife🤸🏽‍♀️

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MaSibanda🌻

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3 years

You're a shitty person if you take advantage of someone you know has a soft spot for you.

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3 months

"And my man,thank you to my man" Muchireva Wicknell mese muri 10😂?

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MaSibanda🌻

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3 years

Good afternoon to Shona men only😙😙. You guys are the Woolworths of men,don't let anybody tell you otherwise.

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MaSibanda🌻

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2 years

After Nyaradzo,these companies also need their pack lit: Econet Telone Colcom Chicken Inn Zesa NSSA Steward Bank

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3 months

🌚your alcoholic besty checking in

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MaSibanda🌻

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4 years

Bulawayo is so small,you can't cheat in peace.

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MaSibanda🌻

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4 years

Hie I'm off to school 😂 Bye🙂

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MaSibanda🌻

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2 years

Good morning🙂

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MaSibanda🌻

@hisfaveemuse

11 months

@sambino_ye 😔mabageze,smelling like vanilla and all things nice isn't a crime

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2 years

Dump 💫

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11 months

@thabanimnyama 😭😭😭I just woke up and was wondering why my mentions are a mess sana

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MaSibanda🌻

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4 years

When you see this tweet,tag a female twimbo and appreciate them it's women's day🙃

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MaSibanda🌻

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4 years

If someone tells you they're depressed please don't tell them to pray 😐

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MaSibanda🌻

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1 year

We earn $200,half is in RTGS. Now try to imagine saving up for a visa,plane tickets,accommodation with that amount of money.

My name is Rumbie🪬

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1 year

Ok fine, those who haven’t left Zimbabwe; what’s making you stay?

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MaSibanda🌻

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@Chira_bae Lol no please

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MaSibanda🌻

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4 years

I'm honestly tired of this Ndebele-Shona conversation on Twitter 🥺. It's triggering.

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9 months

There you go🫶🏽

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6 months

"Who tf cribs in pfungwe dawg. And why are there a million niggas there" 😂😭

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3 years

Photo dump🤲🏾

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MaSibanda🌻

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3 years

The scary thing is we sharing men nevanhu vanobatabata. Apa varume vacho havade kunamata. I hope that thread has become an eye opener.

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MaSibanda🌻

@hisfaveemuse

4 years

My 9 year old young sis is watching cartoons then the 4 year year old one comes and switches off the TV and goes,"magetsi aenda buda panze"😂😂

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MaSibanda🌻

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4 years

Update🤣🤣

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4 years

Ndirikuda kurombesa sister veBitcoin varimuDm mangu🤣

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4 years

STOP TELLING YOUR FRIENDS SENSITIVE STUFF ABOUT YOUR PARTNER, YOU'RE CREATING ROOM FOR DISRESPECT.

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MaSibanda🌻

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2 years

#WCW or whatever👍🏾

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3 years

🙂

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MaSibanda🌻

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4 years

Problem ndeyekuti paushamwari hwenyu hamuudzane chokwadi.

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MaSibanda🌻

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4 years

Whether you have sex with him on the first date or after a thousand dates,if he wants to hit and ghost he'll just do it😂.

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MaSibanda🌻

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4 years

I wanna be that girlfriend who will be leaving him hundred dollar notes so he can go out with the boys.

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MaSibanda🌻

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10 months

👍🏾

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MaSibanda🌻

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2 years

🙋🏾‍♀️

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MaSibanda🌻

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5 months

Happy Sartuday 💕

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MaSibanda🌻

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4 years

The moment somebody types: nokuda..gnu...tnx..wswera,cy cy,cngrts... I just lose interest😑🤞🏾

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MaSibanda🌻

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1 year

Gains🙂

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1 year

🙂👍🏾

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1 year

🫠

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MaSibanda🌻

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4 years

Some people are generally nice to everybody.Usafambe uchiti vanokuda just because they treated you with respect.

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MaSibanda🌻

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6 months

The flag The face❤️

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MaSibanda🌻

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1 year

These definitely 🙂

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MaSibanda🌻

@hisfaveemuse

11 months

October 🎓 🤍

shotsww

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It’s been a pretty good month. October photo dump 🤲🏾

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MaSibanda🌻

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11 months

@AaliyahKatlego 😔my country people stress me out

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MaSibanda🌻

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2 years

To think I once cried in the club when asibe happy played cause mjolo was nyising me😂

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MaSibanda🌻

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2 years

😂excuse the dressing but my skin 🥺

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🤍

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10 months

Me refusing to leave the club at 4am cause the DJ started playing iPlan

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4 years

I'll never blow up a man's phone.I'll call 52 times and that's it🤷🏽‍♀️

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MaSibanda🌻

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4 years

That Maud video didn't shock me.I once walked in on one of my classmates being banged in a classroom at school,apa tanga tirimaform 3.

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MaSibanda🌻

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4 years

Not knowing where your next meal is gonna come from is a different type of pain but they won't understand it cause they got nice life problems.

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MaSibanda🌻

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4 years

You think people only need to heal from bad relationships?Truth is people are healing from hateful parents,academic problems,sibling feuds,betrayal from friends etc.Not everything is about romantic relationships.

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MaSibanda🌻

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3 years

Off to play with other kids 🥰

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MaSibanda🌻

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9 months

My country people would laugh at me. Mabootisi😭

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MaSibanda🌻

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11 months

😂I think I can talk about this now. He denied her,came to my house and we had an argument around 10pm,I even cried. He said people hated him and they wanted to break us up. I then came across roora pictures on social media and I dmed her.He dmed me mad af...

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How much did it hurt?

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MaSibanda🌻

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10 months

November 🤍

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MaSibanda🌻

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4 years

Dissing someone's source of livelihood and making him lose customers in the process is bottom tier shit. We all know that it's expensive to stock up such original sneakers if you're a Zim retailer and it's no secret. Stick to OGs if you can afford them and let those who....

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MaSibanda🌻

@hisfaveemuse

4 years

Don't compare achievements.We are running individual races. Life is not a competition.

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