Emily Kluge @hills_have_pies Twitter profile

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

Cinnamon swirl pie crust, anyone?😎

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

2 years

@DaveKluge Can confirm the 500 drafts.

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

You’re offered free Super Bowl tickets for life. All you have to do is sing every single word to a song of your choice. What tune are you selecting? Mine’s ‘Bad Touch’ by Bloodhound Gang.

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

If you’re reading this…. I freaking did it. 32 pies, 32 slices of pie, 8 pie fillings/200 mini dough cutouts/full tray of streusel all for free samples. Today’s the day, baby. I’ve been waiting for this for 3 years. You’ll find me crying of joy all day long.

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

the face of a baker who sold all but one pie today & then got to gift said pie to our neighboring vendor, Evelyn, who was celebrating her 76th birthday🥰

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

Party on, Aaron!

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

I worked in the service industry for 15 years. I loved my hustle but struggled to find pride in my work. I’ve never felt more pride in myself, proud of the people I love who’re selfless helpers, & proud to present part of me to a community I love. Follow your dreams. Always.

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

In last 7+ years I’ve seen you hustle. In jobs you wished fulfilled you & now in a space that you not only belong in but have dedicated your whole self to. I’m so proud of you. May that check mark be your constant reminder that hard work pays off. This is just the beginning.

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

Knew there was something fishy in my inbox on Tuesday🐟 Honored to be invited into #SFB11 & support an amazing cause!! #KLOOGIED

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

2 years

I’m not a writer, a podcaster or an analyst BUT I do love football, good people & a great cause!! Thanks so much to @ScottFish24 & @RyanMc23 for inviting me back. #SFB12 🎉🎉

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

1 month

Let’s go, girls.🤝 It’s draft night baby

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

Just your friendly, neighborhood pie lady here reminding you that it has never, nor will it ever be acceptable to use “r*tard” as a way to insult another person. What an ugly thing to say & what an outdated way to communicate your emotions. That sh!t doesn’t fly. EVER.

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

Remember when I said I knew our neighbor was about to flex a whiskey selection? They renovated the entire basement into a speakeasy & this is the hidden vault. I’m still in shock🤯🤯

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

In other news I made the best burger of my life last night. Local ground wagyu patty, homemade caramelized onions, balsamic fig butter, Vermont white cheddar & pretzel bun.🥵

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

Coolest moment of my life? Yes. The same energy I’ll be bringing to #SFB11 ? Absolutely.

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 months

Thank you to everyone who came out to the #SFB14 Denver Live Draft🥳 Our squad gave away subscriptions, sports memorabilia, pies (obvi), and so much more. All proceeds going to an amazing cause! Special thanks to @ScottFish24 & his son for joining the fun! 🐟🥣🏈

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

If you aren’t having fun in #SFB11 …. You’re doing it wrong. Great people, great cause, grim chance of winning w/ high chance of making relationships & that’s what’s ⬆️.

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

2 years

this view never gets old 🌼

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

just your friendly, neighborhood pie lady here reminding you it costs zero dollars to be a decent human

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

6 months

Let’s GOOOOOO #SFB14 🥳 Thank you for the invite, @ScottFish24 !! Let’s raise some money for @FantasyCaresOrg & have another awesome live draft in Denver🍻

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

peanut butter pie inception for all you cool cats to drool over 😎 (this is less than half of what was made today)

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

Filled the last spot in my ladies league. The excitement is palpable.🔥 Off to decide what I’ll do for this year’s hype videos. LET THE GAMES BEGINNNNNNNNNN

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

You’re looking at the newest Sales Solution Specialist for KeHE Wholesale Food Distributor in the Colorado market🎉 I wanted this job so badly & Christmas came early for Mrs. Kluge. I’ll never stop baking but I’m so ready to take this next step & grow within this company!!!!

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

1 year

I want to thank all my fans who helped me get here. It wouldn’t be possible without your support. Onwards and upwards🚀

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

this market is gettin’ #kloogied 😎

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

We celebrated our first crazy year of marriage yesterday. Through a worldwide pandemic, cancelled plans & uncertainties- I had you. And that’s all I’ll ever need. Cheers to a lifetime of adventures, @DaveKluge 🥳

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

9 months

Everyone, meet Orzo🤍 Dave pulled off the BEST surprise this morning. She’s the sweetest little rescue and Tortellini’s already teaching her the ropes. My heart’s exploding🥹

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

11 months

this chicken parm sent me to the moon last night

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

Snagged Tannehill as my QB2 at 3.04 and I like the way that looks.

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

2 years

We don’t have to have a political debate about this. Please. Just know a woman in your life is somewhere right now taking a moment to catch their breath, or shedding tears, or holding their daughter or questioning how we’re here in 2022. What an absolute disgrace.😔

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

2 years

I don't really know how to boast because I've struggled to be genuinely proud of myself through navigating careers. But I'm going to now! I just got a huge promotion at my company having only been there since January 24th🥹😭🎉 Emily Kluge: Sales Solutions LEAD🔥💪

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

No better way to kick off Lady League Draft Night than a tribute *football style* to the late, great Whitney Houston 👑

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

70 out of the 78 of these were purchased yesterday & I’m just really proud of that

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

The lady checking receipts at Costco bought a blueberry pie from me on Saturday & said it was the best pie she’s ever had. Also mentioned she got into an argument with her husband because he ate the last slice. Such an awesome feeling.

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

2 years

We’ve got a healthy & intact @DaveKluge 🥹🎉 Should finally be taking him home soon! Doctor said the surgery went perfectly & with diligent PT our guy will have his shoulder back to 100%. This dude was living w/ a 180 degree torn labrum. Basically his labrum was in his bicep.

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

4 years

how long did this take? a tree-mendous amount of time👀

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

Getting older is wild. One time in college I fell asleep under a tree after a Wiz Khalifa concert. Now, I sleep in my own bed and wake up with neck pain not able to look left.

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

1 year

Wakey wakey, Denver Live Draft 🥧 🏈 #SFB13 really is the most magical time of the year

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

Round ✌🏽tomorrow, baby.

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

As you all know, @gladysLtyler gave me the opportunity to be on my first pod ever. She also came to Fort Collins to support me at my first market. I’m so grateful for people like her. She shows up, she celebrates others & she has such a great heart! THANK YOU🥺

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

PSA to anyone getting married this year: When the photographer tells you to whisper something sweet into your lady’s ear do what Dave did & say, “I had chili for lunch”, for optimal results.

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

The guts it takes to open up your personal story for all to see is just another reason I’m so proud to be his wife. He’s taught me about the fragility of mental health & how to help others struggling. We aren’t defined by our struggles as long as we learn & grow from them. ILY

Dave Kluge

@DaveKluge

3 years

As I get ready for the @haydenrhurst Mental Health Podathon today, I can’t help but feel like a bit of a fraud. I have this image of being a polished professional that has it together and that couldn’t be further from the truth. I struggle with my own mental health every day.

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

I don’t think I’ll ever be able to properly thank my parents for teaching me the power of a strong work ethic. No matter what industry you’re in, hustle. Always show why you’re worth an opportunity.

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

2 years

our schedules are mutually crazy right now but man… this is the good stuff ❤️‍🔥

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

Was about 2 beers away from putting her in my backpack & building a guest house.

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

11 months

Does Tinder accept Thank You cards?

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

A local realtor took my card yesterday & told me she loves to give her clients pies around the holidays. She wants to support local business & was impressed with my product. She’ll be reaching out soon 🤯 Proud af. Love this community.

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

that is all

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

Before my show @DaveKluge ran around finding me headphones, helped me with proper lighting & did a test with me on streamyard from his office. Over the last 7 years he’s always been there. Never threatened or belittling of my success. Always helping. Forever my best friend.

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

mans for sale

Dave Kluge

@DaveKluge

3 years

I don’t care if it’s the day after Halloween, December 1st, or Christmas Day… I can’t stand Christmas music.

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

Pupdate: Our Osky is up, moving, tail wagging & a confirmed very good boy. The doctors will be monitoring him all day/night ensuring he gets back to us happy & healthy. Our fur babies mean everything to us. Thank you a million times over for reminding us how kind the world is.

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

1 year

A trail runner stopped to tell us he took a photo he’d love to send to us. Thank you, Max! Will hold onto this one forever🤍

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

Watching grown men discuss their mental health so candidly brings me immense joy & hope. I wish this was a lesson taught to generations before us. It’s okay to not be okay. Using your platform for advocacy & breaking down a stigma is powerful & appreciated.

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

Today my parents gave me my grandmother’s golf bag & clubs. My grandparents lived on the course. I probably played the best front 9 I ever have & couldn’t stop smiling. She was with me today… they both were. It was a perfect day. I’ll never forget it.⛳️

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

If you ever tell me to prove it…. Imma prove it. This is for all the ABC, Twinkle Twinkle, Tequila, Happy Birthday, Star-Spangled Banner turds. I also told @The_Coop I’d do it if he did. 🔥

Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

You’re offered free Super Bowl tickets for life. All you have to do is sing every single word to a song of your choice. What tune are you selecting? Mine’s ‘Bad Touch’ by Bloodhound Gang.

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

found dough cutouts for every NFL team 😎 hope y’all are ready to see your teams on some pies

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

Everyone have a safe, happy & pie-filled holiday weekend!🇺🇸 Love- The Kluge’s

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

53 seconds of chaos commish life, amirite?

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

10 months

I got Puka’d Thursday night. I need to swing for the fences. Who do I start? AAAAND GO

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

I view analysts as different, successful burger companies. One person is Five Guys, another’s Culver’s & one is Shake Shack. Each puts out something different. Each has supporters. But all have haters. When you’ve got something good, the haters don’t determine your success.

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

My focus in college was in Mass Media. Here are a few tips I learned on screen & in radio that I’ve taken with me everywhere.

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

2 years

the eagle has landed, I repeat THE EAGLE HAS LANDED

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

2 years

first time cutting down our own tree and she’s a beaut, Clark 🌲

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

everything is as it should be🏕

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

Every aspect of this weekend was perfect. But getting to see my husband stand next to our best friends was the 🍒 on top.

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

This Justin: We Fields very happy rn. Also, 🐻⬇️.

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

Just letting you know you suck farts and find your own material, idiots.

LeadingNFL

@LeadingNFL

3 years

Chicago Bears updating their depth chart. (via @DaveKluge_FF )

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

Getting upset at Fields for pouting on the sideline after getting destroyed yesterday is beyond me. Let’s not pretend to know the pressure of being a professional athlete, especially a rookie w/ a less than ideal coach. Even the greatest have their moments. As do we.

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

2 years

It’s been a month since I tossed my e-cig in the trash. Quitting nicotine entirely has been a long, difficult process for me but insanely worth it. My body is really proud of my brain these days!😊

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

He won’t add any attention to it but that’s what proud wives are for. Congrats on 5k, @DaveKluge ! Watching you grow & create is a true joy. I’ll always be here to cheer you on👏🏽

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

I know I’m new in this space but thank you for being such an inviting community. Stoked to keep educating, growing, producing dope pies & learning from you all. Is it weird to say you’re a friend group I always wanted? Saying it anyways.

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

Heavy hearts in our family today as my sister’s loyal pup crossed the rainbow bridge last night.🌈🐾 She passed in their home, surrounded by her people. In our eyes, animals are family & our crew won’t be the same without you, Brandy girl. We love you. Always.

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

nothing like the mornings you wake up knowing you get to love on your person after being out of town for work ❤️‍🔥

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

4 years

homemade banana cream pie w/ my own vanilla wafer cookie crust recipe is what’s up 🔥

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

4 years

I know I should “follow other bakers” on Twitter. But I also think I’ve fully accepted the FF community as my target audience now.

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

I always envied women & men traveling for work. I’d watch them in the airport confidently strutting to their gate thinking how nice it would be in their shoes- to really know where I was going. Years & many jobs later, I’m finally that woman in the airport.✈️

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

Disgusted

NBC News

@NBCNews

3 years

Wisconsin jury finds Kyle Rittenhouse not guilt on all counts in the fatal shooting of two men at a 2020 protest in Kenosha.

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

And on today’s episode of things related to shopping carts: I will never fully trust a human that doesn’t put their cart away after use. There are corrals designed specifically for your convenience. It’s truly so simple. Thank you. Goodbye.

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

Dave once told me to jump so he could get a cool picture. This was said picture.

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

2 years

“f” is for friends who do stuff together @DaveKluge @jlarkytweets

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

just the new girl in front of assorted cheeses for the February newsletter🧀

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

Sold every traditional pie and all but one gluten free w/ a few slices to gift to my vendor friends. What a great friggin’ Saturday🥺

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

Dinner at the brother-in-law’s tonight so you KNOW I’m rollin’ up with the peach caramel crumbies👅

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

fall pie season is so close I can taste it🍂

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

I GUARANTEE that if every workplace was as quick to respond to, break down & discourage misogyny as the FF community was today women would feel far more seen, heard, believed & supported. We don’t need protectors/saviors/heroes. We need advocates with perspective & a platform.

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

I’ll take “A Horse With No Name” for $1,000, Aaron.

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

When in doubt, watch Grandma’s Boy.

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

Getting prepared for my first farmers’ market is no joke. My parents & Dave have been there every single step of the way. Getchu a support system that refuses to watch you fail. Feeling grateful af today.🖤

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

Being married RedZone not to an analyst 🤝 working Chaos

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

back at it w/ my guy ❤️‍🔥

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

hello & good afternoon, squad.

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

I haven't had insurance for some time. Working in the service industry/small bakery made that process extremely expensive & hard to maintain with hours. I got to set myself & my husband up with amazing health, dental & vision insurance through my new company. Feels SO good.

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

1 year

the rumors are true #sfb13

Dave Kluge

@DaveKluge

1 year

Come join me along with @jlarkytweets @NatePolvogt @JordanFiegleman @FQueenroxanne @StompytheBear and more for a fun day of drinks and drafting on July 9th! Rumor has it that @hills_have_pies is bringing pie. 😏

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

1 year

a perfect last day on the island with my footballguy❤️‍🔥

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

homemade buttermilk buffalo honey tendies❤️‍🔥 thank you, Instagram reels

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

As warm weather has come upon us, this is a friendly reminder that body shaming is not your job. Your job is to be a good human & realize people can feel beautiful in whatever they want. I avoided wearing shorts for 14 years due to bullies calling me thunder thighs. Words hurt.

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

not engaging with negative, rude behavior on a social media platform might be the best training for self-control I’ve ever had

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

happy home league draft day to me & happy thursday to you

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

3 years

You can bob & weave around it any way you want but Chris Carson will be an RB1 this season.

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Emily Kluge

@hills_have_pies

2 years

This will definitely go down as one of the more traumatic moments we’ll experience. I’ll just keep being thankful he wasn’t alone, he opened his eyes & there wasn’t any serious damage to that beautiful head.❤️ For real though, be careful on wet tile.

Dave Kluge

@DaveKluge

2 years

On Friday, I finished up my work in the late afternoon. I spent about an hour outside enjoying the sunny weather with my wife and dogs. Then I came inside to wash up for the evening. The next thing I know, my wife is screaming “WAKE UP!” directly into my face.

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