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#44 | 1 ACL | @Philly_Surge super fan | Video editing hobbyist | He/Him

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@hiimmax
Max Charles
3 years
This is the slickest spike I've ever seen.
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Max Charles
10 months
I'm just glad they didnt go with American Ultimate Frisbee League. That would've been aufl.
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Max Charles
1 year
D-III ultimate is sick. Watched a zone point where someone forgot to be the deep. Receiver was hitting the griddy in the endzone while the huck was still in the air.
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Max Charles
3 years
If we go into another lockdown, I'm not going to pretend to like disc golf this time around.
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Max Charles
1 year
I'm self-nominating for block of the year.
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Max Charles
2 years
9 beer, 9 hot dogs, 9 innings. I did it. This is my world games.
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Max Charles
3 years
Still want to be part of the Olympics, ultimate?
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Max Charles
3 years
Damn.
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Max Charles
3 years
The woke mob will tell you I dropped a pull at my alumni tournament this weekend, when in reality I was paying homage to the traditional style of D3 ultimate.
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Max Charles
4 years
A representation of how the project began ft. the most Michael text ever.
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Max Charles
3 years
Now that the seedings are out, here's a Nationals promo video that no one asked for:
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Max Charles
4 years
New Video - ELEV4TE ft. @Lana_del_rico Watch:
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Max Charles
4 years
Thanks for the stimulus check, orange.
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Max Charles
3 years
Guy in my row didn't wear a mask for the whole flight claiming he was "actively drinking" his chocolate milk the entire time. I don't think he should be fined, but I do think he should have to actually chug chocolate milk for 2 and a half hours straight.
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Max Charles
4 years
Was trying to explain the twitter drama to my partner and she offered me Indian bread. It was a naan sequitur.
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Max Charles
4 months
Now that likes are private, I want to go on the record to say that I love this.
@sea_chel
Chelsea
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Max Charles
5 months
They added the score before it was even caught 😭
@Ultiworld
Ultiworld
5 months
Cal Poly @CORE_ultimate 's Calvin Brown with the dot in the first round of the College Championships!
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Max Charles
4 months
If ultimate ever truly makes it, our "plumbers and garbagemen" equivalence will be "software engineers and law students"
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UltiPlanet
4 months
Beau kitteridge was playing against plumbers and garbagemen
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Max Charles
4 years
Am I eating one large meal a day at like 3pm because I have no sense of routine during a global pandemic or am I intermittent fasting? The jury's still out.
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Max Charles
3 years
First audl game in the books. Leading the team . . . in turnovers.
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Max Charles
3 years
Mfw I don't have to pay a stupid landlord anymore but I have to pay a stupid bank.
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Max Charles
3 years
OK the prompt was "a catchy name for a sperm bank" and I said "cum and go" AND GOT ZERO VOTES. AM I THE BAD GUY HERE?!
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Max Charles
3 years
Wine drunk and about to play Quiplash with my partner and her sisters and my answers are about to stand out like the sorest thumb. Pray4me
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Max Charles
2 years
I traveled to the metaverse so you don't have to.
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@PrideofNY
PoNY Ultimate
2 years
PoNY 2022
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Max Charles
4 years
AMC and GME are about to reassemble this squad for a sequel.
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Max Charles
1 year
WW police should be less concerned with people drinking on the beach and go after the real criminals - people wearing their club jerseys.
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Max Charles
4 years
When I was a kid, my parents would have me read for 30 minutes a day. If I asked them "am I done yet?" before time was up, they would add 10 minutes. America vs COVID-19 feels like young Max vs 22 chapters of Holes in one sitting.
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Max Charles
2 years
After 13 years of playing Ultimate, I finally got a centering throw block.
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Max Charles
1 year
The story that's not getting enough attention ahead of Pro Champs: Starting VII in each division with height listed as 1' 0" in USAU. Women's: Valeria Cardenas Carolyn Finney Amy Zhou Angela Zhu Gigi Downey Josie Gillett Audrey Lyman
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Max Charles
4 years
App idea: Twitter, but from yesterday.
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Max Charles
4 years
Told myself I wouldn't pick up spelunking during quarantine, but I caved :/
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Max Charles
2 years
TSA agent asked me where my parents were so I should be allowed to apply to U24.
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Max Charles
1 year
Please don't let a committee decide the Mid-Atlantic bids to nationals.
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Max Charles
3 years
Missed opportunity today, Mr Wardle
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Max Charles
2 years
My official lei out take: Temporary tattoo technology has gone too far. Fighting for my life trying to get this great horned owl off my chest.
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Max Charles
4 years
It’s happening! @wiwigoo and I are creating a highlight reel dedicated to excellence in Ultimate by players of color. Let's feature those that have been least represented. Know of any great plays that you think we should include? Share with us here!
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Max Charles
3 months
Welcome to the college inside flick zone
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@YvOnneFleek
bad boy supreme
3 months
My college team thought that I was too intense about frisbee but my club team made this heat map of 70 data points about where we drop the disc the most
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Max Charles
3 years
It's kind of relaxing to know that the new thing Ultimate will be mistaken for is a guy who looks like every stereotype about Ultimate, throwing a better throw than any one of us ever has. And not dogs.
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Max Charles
2 years
Want to sponsor a @Philly_Surge player, but unsure who? Here is a VERY scientific decision tree of some of the options to help you decide who you want to rep!
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Max Charles
4 years
A little kid asked what my tattoo was for. "I play for a frisbee team" "oh." "We won the championship" "...." "... the same year as the Eagles" "WOAH AWESOME!" And that's Philly.
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@hiimmax
Max Charles
1 year
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@PremierUltimate
Premier Ultimate League
1 year
The final PUL Power Ranking vote is in. After a tightly-contested race for the wildcard spot between @ny_gridlock & @Philly_Surge , NYGL narrowly beat Surge for third. 👉 📸 Jen Voce-Nelson
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Max Charles
2 years
People betting on AUDL Draft Kings gonna make more money than any active player is ever gonna see lmao.
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Max Charles
5 years
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Max Charles
5 months
Moms are the best
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Max Charles
1 year
AMP is dead
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Max Charles
2 years
Probably one of the most overlooked and underappreciated aspect of team USA's success is how adaptable and quick to execute on adjustments they were between their L to Germany to the rest of the tournament. Night and day teams. Well done.
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Max Charles
1 year
Good thing we did the new draw thing to avoid regional matchups :)
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Max Charles
3 years
First club tournament in 2 years so naturally lost my water bottle. As is tradition.
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Max Charles
4 years
Frisbee twitter: "We have to make sure we come out of this in a ~new~ normal." Also frisbee twitter: "Let's have the same discourse about Mixed from 3 years ago."
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Max Charles
4 years
It's been 240 days since the first (and only) coronavirus stimulus checks began distribution in the US. For those who received the $1,200 maximum, this now shakes out to exactly $5 per day. So stimulated!
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Max Charles
2 years
Holy hell
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@being_ulti
Being Ulti
2 years
S/o @justburnez ‼️ Justin is prolly the best ultimate player I’ve ever played with. He should 100% win the Callahan next year (see highlight below⚠️), dude averages like 2 payout D’s PER GAME He’s a great friend too & has bunnies 🐰🐰
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Max Charles
2 years
High level mixed is dope
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Max Charles
3 months
Got to see @MoSalah score a goal in-person. What a beautiful night!
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Max Charles
3 years
Trey, the deep deep, back-pedaling furiously while yelling "BACKHAND!" as the disc gets jammed down the forehand sideline is peak summer league finals.
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Max Charles
4 years
Remembered this morning that I was a crossing guard in 4th-6th grade and would report illegal turning cars during school hours to the police. And that makes me a narc. Not taking questions at this time.
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Max Charles
4 years
There are no hangovers in Ba Sing Se
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Max Charles
3 years
I have officially completed my first day of a club regionals as an O line player in 8 seasons of playing. I even got a nice lil sky. I'm proud of myself.
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Max Charles
5 years
*At a Marvel museum exhibit* Cousin (6 yo): "Why's your hair pink?" "I'm part of a team!" "Like the Avengers?" "Yeah, and I throw a disc, kind of like Captain America." "You aren't strong enough to be Captain America. But maybe Ant Man." Truth hurts.
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Max Charles
4 years
I lost 1 pound of hair and my taste in music got about 5 degrees happier. (jk I still love emo ballads)
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Max Charles
3 years
Busy playing sectionals this weekend? You can still rewatch the Con10ent Philly game. If you do nothing else, give a listen to the players' perspectives in the last 10 minutes.
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Max Charles
4 years
Check out my latest video nominating Michael Ing for the Callahan* award! *Non-frisbee followers, it's like the Heisman** **Non-sports followers, it's the "really good person and player in college" award
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En Sabah Nur Ultimate
4 years
Ever since Michael stepped onto the field in a Pitt jersey 5 years ago, we have been awaiting this moment. The time has finally come and we could not be more excited | Michael Ing for Callahan 2020
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Max Charles
3 years
The first stop of the @disc_diversity Con10ent tour was absolutely incredible - competitive, energizing, and uplifting! All attributes I could also use to describe with the visionary at the helm, @_shhhknee . So excited for the athletes and the rest of the tour!
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Max Charles
5 years
My wife is amazing!
@USAUltimate
USA Ultimate
5 years
Congrats to @PhillyAMP for punching their ticket to the 2019 #USAUNats Championship game. Malti McKinnon came up with this layout D on double game point to help lead AMP to Sunday's 6pm ET final v. @mischief_nation on ESPN3 and the ESPN mobile app. 🎥 @NKolakovic @vcultimate
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Max Charles
4 years
The fly confirms, Pence is in fact a piece of shit.
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Max Charles
3 years
Yeah this is it. The whole point of the @being_ulti account is to share different voices and experiences from our game. If you find you disagree (which is fine), engage with curiosity, not an agenda. If you just want to see stuff you like on the account, sign up for a week.
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Being Ulti
3 years
However it is not my responsibility, especially on Twitter, to ONLY use words youre comfortable with to make my points, some responsibility lies on the reader to seek out the intended meaning… that’s dialogue. I’m here to have open minded conversations 2/3
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Max Charles
3 years
Stuck in the back middle seat post-tournament. My hamstrings are tightening into a single ham.
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Max Charles
4 years
Preemptive reminder: when ultimate returns and you want to show off how much your disc golf training translate to pulling, you have to play defense afterwards!
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Max Charles
3 years
My gmail (appropriately) filters messages about goalty to spam
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Max Charles
3 years
Positive for covid. Physically fine: no fever, mild cough, mad hydrated. Mentally awful: parents flying in from England for the holidays. Haven't seen them in person in over 2 years, and that time will keep counting now.
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Max Charles
2 years
Ate 7 hotdogs between the 2 of us and she's a vegetarian. #dollardognight
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Max Charles
3 years
Why can't they just leave it at "Men's Golf"
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Max Charles
6 months
🚨 EXCL: The Grossberg camp has announced their decision on where Sam Grossberg will play college ball. The 5-Star recruit signed a 4-year deal with a player option for a 5th and a pandemic clause for like 10 years. Here we go, confirmed 🔵⚪ 🎥: @TNye99
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Max Charles
1 year
EXCLUSIVE: Carleton CUT submit an opening bid for S. Grossberg. The player's camp reports negotiations are expected to continue as there are plenty of clubs interested in the young talent.
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Max Charles
2 years
Always the first awake at tournaments, therefore I am the egg man. I am the egg man, therefore I am the walrus.
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Max Charles
4 years
Running tempos with my chunky phone because I don't have a wristwatch be like
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Max Charles
2 years
Oh no
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Max Charles
3 years
Spice up the Callahan race like OBJ's dad. Post your adversary's lowlights.
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Max Charles
4 years
Patrick's response to this was something along the lines of, "good job, why'd you use 1 hand?"
@unchuckable
Charles Cleary
4 years
. @hiimmax later that point
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Max Charles
3 months
From the games I've watched, YCC foul calls and resolutions are so much quicker, considerate, and (dare I say) mature than the majority of club calls.
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Max Charles
5 years
This weekend, I got to play with and against these amazing players and had my family cheering on the sidelines. It was the most fun I've ever had competing. @ColorofUltimate is special.
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Max Charles
2 years
I went to a frisbee tryout while my partner got to ice skate with Gritty. I've never been closer to retirement.
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Max Charles
4 years
Some people track their fitness in calories, pounds, or times. I measure in how compreshy my compression shorts feel.
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Max Charles
2 years
Sarah Meckstroth Me 🤝 switching jersey numbers from 44 to 16 when joining a team called Phoenix
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Max Charles
4 years
I thought the pandemic had completely flattened my emotional expression, but then I got a message from my Mom saying she's getting her first vaccination shot tomorrow ☺️
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Max Charles
2 years
My so-called teammates dodging the banana stomping accusations.
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Max Charles
2 years
Someone cleated my banana. This is like if Cinderella was a horror story.
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Max Charles
5 months
Halftime of a shopping spree and posting a solid stat line as Supportive Boyfriend. - 100% bags carried - 2 enthusiastic responses to unplanned store detours - 5 "you look good in everything, but this is so you" variants - 1 coffee retrieved during fitting room session
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Max Charles
2 years
Won a free slice of pizza from a local pizzeria for beating Henry, Will, and Campy in a 20 yard dash. Also won regionals with them, but the prior is more important.
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Max Charles
2 years
Follow along with my training journey! Day 1: Downloaded Strava. Didn't go on a run. Beer for breakfast.
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Max Charles
2 years
Anyone got a running program to turn my frisbee legs into half marathon legs in 28 days?
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Max Charles
4 years
These articles/lists are fun, but also shine a light on how accessibility to the highest levels of competition in our sport (and subsequent recognition) is mostly reserved for those with secondary education.
@lexigarrity10
Lexi Garrity
4 years
Putting my money on @SeattleMIXtape team No College: we got Drew, Jen, Smitty, Lexi, Henry, Cam, Brad, and Cole. You know we love trying hard.
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Max Charles
3 years
Wine drunk and about to play Quiplash with my partner and her sisters and my answers are about to stand out like the sorest thumb. Pray4me
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Max Charles
2 years
Hope the rest of the PUL have surge protectors. This team is going to be electric. @Philly_Surge
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Max Charles
1 year
You could just say we won.
@Ultiworldlive
Ultiworld Live
1 year
McKenna hucks to Morse. No bobbles! AMP wins on universe to advance AMP 12-11 Drag’n Thrust
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Max Charles
3 years
I strained my shoulder while yawning this morning so it's time to either 1) finally start an off-season program OR 2) call it a wrap until masters
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Max Charles
2 years
This rules.
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Max Charles
4 years
If you want to know whose play made your jaw drop, turn on the captions!
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Max Charles
2 years
How many times can I say "Let's get to the bottom of this" before getting kicked out of bottomless mimosa brunch?
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Max Charles
4 years
"And where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
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Max Charles
4 years
The successes/failures of the AUDL or PUL is not always a vindication/validation of the other. Yes they're related, but reducing the conversations to comparisons of 2 imperfect leagues is missing a lot.
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Max Charles
3 years
Linda did this to me at practice once. Not even mad.
@Ultiworld
Ultiworld
3 years
Linda Morse with the huge layout and score at Richmond Cup ✈️ #sctop10 Full game ->
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Max Charles
3 years
1) I don't think a beer garden at an art museum should legally be allowed to have redbull vodka on the menu in the mid-afternoon. 2) shoutouts to the guy in front of me that ordered 2. Godspeed.
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