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highness

2 years

Today l saw a guy wearing t shirt yemusangano looking for transport arambirwa nemota 3. Umwe azoburitsa musoro nepa window akamuti, “Mirira motorcade”😂

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2 years

Are we going to ignore the fact that Mai Chisamba has looked the same since we were toddlers?

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Dear person reading this: We don’t know each other but i wish you the best in life 🙏.

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3 years

When people from Chitungwiza visit Mutare and find good roads😂

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I hate hotel duvets. They are so thick I can't close my suitcase.😭😭

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Ngatinamatei vanhu vaMwari, usati waenda kubasa, before going to bed, randomly during the day. Fast, udza Mwari zvese. Zvese. There are people silently at war with us and most times we don’t even know it. Imagine being attacked by the full force of the devil usina line of defense

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Zvamamanje hakuna chi guy chinodarika kunamata🤞🏾.

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Dear God, some of us have only you. Don’t let us down.

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1 year

Vakabatsirana kunyora vari 5 iwe wonzi nyora uri 1 😂

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I’m not ashamed that I need God and Jesus everyday.

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Nothing hurts more than seeing yourself getting older without any progress in your life. If you’re reading this, may the Almighty God see you through🤲🏾❤️🥺.

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2 years

Prophet vaye vaiti “Zimbabwe ichanaka”, tinavo muno mu class ye Nurse Aid😂🙌🏾.

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Deleting your savage paragraph to text back “okay” is a different kind of self control.

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I called my boyfriend with my friend’s phone and he answered “hey my love”....he just knew it was me. I love him.

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Dear first borns; may your pockets never run dry 🙏🙌🏾.

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When the bus is half empty and someone sits next to you🥺.

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I became humble the day i realised that i can be REPLACED and things can still go well without me. Be humble, you can be replaced and things can still go well without you.

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I’m not saying I’m attractive but everytime i take my clothes off in the bathroom, i turn the shower on 😌.

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Who else noticed that now men are no longer persuasive? Once they ask you out and you say no. It’s case closed🤦🏻‍♀️.

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When you see us posting about God or speaking about him we’re not trying to be holier than thou. It’s because we’ve seen him blessing us, protecting us even in our darkest times of sin. Without judgement, he takes us out of situations that we put ourselves in. His love is real.

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1 year

Hakuna washen isingaome, whatever you are going through right now will come to pass.

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Twitter makes me feel so close to people I don't even know. If you're reading this, you're special. I appreciate you.

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OK and TM supermarket security guards feels like they are giving us their autograph on our receipts😂🙌🏾.

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Normalize dating someone within your IQ in order to stop explaining a joke.

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2 years

MaZimbabweans anoomera malikes nema retweets ndabvuma zvangu🙌🏾. Inzara here?

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2 years

Him: Uripi mudiwa wangu? Her: Ndiri pa family meeting Him :Haaa ndakusuwa shaaa Her:Chimbomira kudero Tonde varikutonditsiura nezvako pano 😂

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Welcome to Zimbambwe, where "Usanditaurire" means "Tell me more ",wobva warohwa kambama wonzi "Unondiudzei"😂

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Saka munenge muchiti tarisirei kana kombi yedu ya overtaker yenyu 🤷🏻‍♀️.

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Breakups are heartbreaking but have you cried while praying? That’s another level of pain🥺.

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I really don’t care how hard life gets, i will never lose my faith in God.

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Degree ita rine musoro after getting career guidance. Mamwe aya ndee kungo shandisa kuita nharo paFacebook uchigara kumba kwa tsano😂.

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Having both parents still alive and together is an underrated blessing.

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Nyangwe tikadanana zvakaita sei, never put me on your profile pic or status. Ndoda munhu akadzikama😂.

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Uchida kuzviita Mr Romantic uchifona 4 times a days wonzwa akuti, “uchakaro ndifinha iwe”😂

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Don’t replace him! Teach him how to be that man you want. You can never find a perfect man, you can build your perfect man.

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Kupfeka mask ku Mbare kutotsvagawo kubirwa hako😂

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Pauchati babe be honest chii chirkukunetsa obva akuudza kuti “i miss my ex 🥺”unobva wanzwisisa kuti sei national anthem isina video.

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2 years

My landlord just sent me pics of people sleeping on streets.What kind of parable is this?🤔

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2 years

Hatirambi ,ehe kwatonhora asi mamwe mabhachi amuri kutipfekera aya muchatirumisa neinda muKombi😂

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2 years

Your relationship can be measured in Newtons because you always be forcing things 😂.

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Hanzi babe handimbofa ndakakurasa, iye munhu aimborasa mombe 10 dzine mabhero shuwa😂.

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Not all men are out there to destroy and hurt you, some are sent to heal you, rebuild, uplift and restore you.

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The reason why your mother's side of the family loves you so much is because they are 100% sure that you are their blood.

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Have you ever been in the car with someone who drives like we got extra lives🥺 🤢 ?

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Who else can stay indoor for days as long as there’s TV, food, music, phone and electricity?

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Unongoona nematambiro acho mubhawa kuti uyu haana email address😂.

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Normalize dating someone within your IQ in order to stop explaining a joke.

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When you want to please Allah but also you want to please Abdullah

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Texting back feels like an assignment when you are not in love.

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No boyfriend of mine will ever listen to a female artist,i will sing for him !

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Without money, it’s hard to find money.

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Someone’s pillar of strength still uses Telecel in 2022 😭💔.

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Childhood was better than adulthood, atleast we had wounds on our knees not inside our hearts.

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Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak😂.

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Real surnames have 4-8 letters, anything more than that atove ma lyrics 😂🙌🏾.

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Today marks exactly 5 years since mai Munashe refused to give me a plate of rice at a wedding,saying I had already eaten🥺.

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Let’s normalize praying, kunze kune mhepo uku

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Ehe Man U yakadyiwa asi iwe haundidyi.

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Vese vageza nhasi Ahoyi !

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What’s the most expensive item you own?

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Nhai guys long distance relationship inotangira pama kilometers mangani ?

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What's your best line to end an argument?😂

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Ask a man what a good woman is and watch him describe a slave 🙌🏾🥺.

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Imagine attending your mom’s 21st birthday party. Some kids are lucky 😏.

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Me watching a visitor using my stove without wearing shoes.

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Only in Zimbabwe ,where education is the key to go to other countries😞.

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Mothers Are Still In Their Marriage, But Their Daughters Are Already Divorced, Why?

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Don’t forget to pray, some of your friends are witches.

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Never ever under estimate the power of prayer 🙏.

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I tried to call Lil Wayne but phone ya Carter ka 3 .

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I hate people who stay in random parts of the country. Wtf you doing in Mahusekwa?

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Mbama is not the problem,the problem is vanhu vanozoti "hiiiii"😂

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We are stressed about dating and marrying financially stable partners forgetting to check mental, emotional and spiritual stability 🥺.

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Some people are so rare, not even talking about looks. They’re just pure and good hearted.

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Doctors be like : Go and buy this

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When i was working at the zoo, my boss fired me just because I left the lion's gate open. I mean who would steal a lion 🤷🏻‍♀️?

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Sometimes we create problems for ourselves by dating people we should just greet and pass 👋.

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What’s one English word that you hear people often mispronounce?

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You’re currently living at least one of the prayers you used to pray. Pray without ceasing 💪🏾.

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Ndirikuno kuKwekwe ,ndaperekedza hanzvadzi yangu kunoroora,zvino tambomiswa hanzi musikana wacho haana kurara pamba🤦🏻‍♀️.

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Dear first borns, thank you for carrying us even on the days you didn’t want to 🙏.

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My neighbour just finished writing a book called “How to make money” , now she needs money to publish it. I told her to read the book😂.

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Jobhunting without connections is so draining😭

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Stingy men association year end party cancelled because no one contributed anything😂🙌🏾

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MuZimbabwe unotanga uchine madreams and hopes wopedzisira wane hasha😂.

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Wonyorera mwana wako homework waona eeh, auya netsamba yakanzi “Batsirai vana homework, musavasiye vachiita vega”😂

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Dear men.. After fingering stop pretending like your nose its itching 'we know these things' 😏😁

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I just took a DNA test and it turns out that “I’m a child of God❤️”

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Read books and literature extensively so that you can contribute meaningfully in conversations. You can’t be saying pakaipa all the time!

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Nothing is sweeter than ignoring a handsome guy who thinks he’s every woman’s 👩 choice .

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16 suspects were arrested after a teacher’s lunch was found missing.

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To everyone fighting silent battles and carrying a heavy heart, all will be well soon🙏.

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What’s a scam that has been so normalized that we don’t realized it’s a scam anymore?

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30 years uchibhadhara funeral policy wobva wadyiwa neshumba hako😂

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This book humbled many slay queens and dripsters😂🙌🏾.

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Relationship yemazuva ano iri kupera usati watombobata number yake nemusoro😢.

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Nhai pane angazive kuti jojina ainyatsoita madiro akaita sei here?😂

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Normalize supporting your friends just like you support a celebrity that doesn’t know you exist !

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“Wow how do you do that?”anenge ari mwana wasekuru wako weku Borrowdale arikukubvunza watsenga bhonzo😂.

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When we date, leave your pride with your ex here we apologize and accept our mistakes then fix them.

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