When my painting students ask to see my personal art and realize they paid $375 to take a class with someone who makes slutty portraits of jar jar binks
@PaulHoles
youโve confirmed seeing DeAngeloโs dickpic but are you allowed to tell me if his penis is unusually small like how victims described it?
Say what you will about I Know Who Killed Me (2007), but a stripper with no college degree is better at solving crimes than cops and I think we need more of that representation
Riff raff was buying cat treats at target and I tapped him on the shoulder but he really did not like that and growled at me and I got my period like 5 minutes before all this happened so huge blood stain on my jeans.
Iโm designing a stained glass shepherd scene for a church and the bishop requested I remove the ramโs horns because they โlook satanicโ
ITS HOW GOD MADE THEM
@rachwoof
The US were certainly the aggressors and committed so many war crimes honestly the very concept that it was a โwarโ and not a genocidal propaganda campaign deserves to be mocked. Also fuck the maxiglide infomercial that had me thinking a steamer could achieve a Brazilian blowout.
Me: I should stop buying dumb shit
My brain: buy the toys from fundepot that you always wanted as a child but could never win enough tickets to get
Me: the guilt Iโll feel wasting money will outweigh the nostalgic gratification
Ebay:
Morals and concepts like justice and beauty are eternal and not defined by the perception of one person that sees them. Thus the closest man will ever be to immortality is understanding that I need huge fake mommy milkers a.s.a.p.
@vegan_vexation
How are so many people unaware that slaughter houses torture animals? Do yโall really believe those creatures you eat are kept in vast pastures and peacefully sedated and euthanized before they make it to the grocery store
If something is really important to you even if it seems trivial to others and your โfriendsโ completely disregard your feelings because it slightly inconveniences them THEY SUCK MOVE ON