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19 days

Asked this girl out and she told me to let her think about it, she came back later with a yes, but i turned her down, As the Great Johan Cruyff would say, If you have second thoughts on playing for us, then you're not needed. Thank you Cryuff for inspiring me.

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27 days

A girl can casually just say something and you already know you’re not going to date or marry her.

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26 days

The illusion of “options” really got y’all out here fumbling genuine people.

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22 days

Going to work and witnessing married women flirt with men on a daily basis is terrifying

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22 days

A submissive woman actually controls a man. This will go over 90% of people head.

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23 days

'How was your day?' Is a question that can lead to a nice conversation but because you are still illiterate, utasema 'poa'

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27 days

Lakini chatting with a girl mwenye hana content is so boring. Anakujibu 'waah' na 'mmhh' akingoja umkatie akatae aone amewin

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20 days

dating a psychologist is probably hectic imagine just chilling then she tells you that the reason you forget to close the door is because your parents used to forget you at school

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19 days

@masai_rodgers10 We sign only players who want to play for us.

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24 days

Nataka niingie deep inside my ushago. Nitafute a solid 7, bring her to Nairobi then turn her into a baddie: wig, nails nini nini. Nairobi girls wananionyesha vumbi tu😂

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23 days

Mwanaume ukirudi dating scene after 5 years of a relationship inabidi you just marry your female close friend. The market will shock you mamen😂

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24 days

If you're broke and unemployed, don't go into any relationship. Basic things like dates, hangouts, and gifts require money

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9 days

Ukiwachana na dem always malizia na, "I will always love you to activate the buy back clause."

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25 days

I learnt today that the reason your gov job applications are rejected is because you submit with qualifications.

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13 days

Is it normal for a relationship to run very smoothly like no drama no kukasirikiana no kunyamaziana no nothing. Just happiness na kuelewana for months?

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1 month

Calling her Magma coz she's my lava >>>>>>

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27 days

I have made peace with the fact that buying a milk is better than owning a cow.

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26 days

Huwa nachukia introverts juu wengi wao ni masturbation addicts😂

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25 days

Be a side dude for once, you'll be amazed by how sleek these chics are.

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15 days

By the time anaamua kukuonyesha mapenzi unakuanga umeboeka ajab

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9 days

Be honest, have you ever eaten food cooked by your Dad?

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18 days

Over time, I realized that people who are less religious tend to show more empathy, love, care, and tolerance

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28 days

Kumbe mna host chiwawa juu ya tongue game😂

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27 days

From "replied to your story" to "being part of your story".

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1 month

Kuna time tukifanya kazi pale kwa choo za kanjo tulikuwa tukiona mtu amekazwa tunaongeza bei😂😂😂

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19 days

@choni_munuya Should I beg youu so that I can spent on you ffs 😂

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22 days

when i meet a new girl.. i get fascinated by how beautiful she is first, the next thing i’m trying to see is if she’s smart … if she’s not smart… that’s my spec right there.

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28 days

i went from being afraid to check my grades to being afraid to check my bank account😂

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14 days

do you guys say "my mom" or "our mom" when talking to your siblings?

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12 days

Leaving a woman because she doesn't sleep with you regularly is a justified reason to break up.

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28 days

Niko na kadem kamoja nimeeka mahali tunapendana vibaya sana alafu niko na hawa wa dunia wa kucheza nao pesa nimetengea umalaya😂

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6 months

Mtu akikuambia "woza" unamjibu aje?

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19 days

@Upendypabloo We only sign players who wanna play for us.

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29 days

If she claps before dancing, she gonna bring the worst moves ever😂

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19 days

When we tell a chic to bring her friends tunamaanisha ukuje na wale mabeshte wako loose kama bolt ya tingatinga not bringing chics in 3 year relationships

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27 days

@wa_njiru_j I get it ma'am 😃

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30 days

Buying data even when you are broke made me understand why addicts have money for drugs

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25 days

Mwanaume kufanya skin care routine, does that make you gay?

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17 days

what’s y’all favorite non sexual act of intimacy

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16 days

as a gent if you have to ask her for her pictures just know you aren't that guy

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19 days

Single moms be like "he a mommas boy" sis what other choice does he have?

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25 days

Please if your girl goes out on a date with another guy is that considered cheating??

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8 days

Bachelor anaeza employ maid kweli bila watu kumjudge?

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28 days

What's the silliest reason you didn't date someone?

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22 days

@idyudofia10 Unemployed finding ways to justify their situations 😂🎯

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29 days

last time she told me her hoe stories i ain't eat for a week

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11 days

Kuna age mwanaume ukifika unafaa kujua hakuna dem perfect, ata the most beautiful woman in the world ako tu na flaws zake

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13 days

Be her peace, she already picked the wrong baby daddy.

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29 days

Home is where your mom is.

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12 days

Ukiwa na pesa, talking stage ni romours.. Wanakuanga wameingia in a relationship with you, wanakungoja uulize tu😂

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20 days

you tell a chick you’re big on physical touch and she’ll think it’s sexual. in reality i can just hold your feet mindlessly for long minutes

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29 days

I look at her and i look at my wallet and i laugh😂

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24 days

What's the silliest reason you didn't date someone😂?

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21 days

Ever Said "I'm Done" And Went Right Back ??

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20 days

Ngamia ikikufa tunaeza sema imeangamia? 😂

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10 days

I have realized nowadays men don't have Adams Apple. What is happening?

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26 days

@Arike87205521 I agree too 🙂

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15 days

I love a person who can apologize and actually change their behavior. that awareness, accountability, and emotional intelligence is a very attractive trait to have

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23 days

Please date inside your intellectual bracket so as to avoid too many explanations.

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18 days

What's a common downfall of a man?

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5 months

What's the silliest reason you didn't date someone😂?

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5 months

Siku hizi, nini inakuwanga your biggest worry?

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21 days

@tarikjpierce You guys are normalising whoring fr

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16 days

until you date a kind and generous person, you'll never understand how much people love to provide for someone they love

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1 month

At the age of 30 what do you own? Me :Tecno😂😂 You?

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16 days

I am curious about what guys think of ladies making moves on them, did you Value that lady that went after you, and the ladies who made a move how did it go? would you recommend???

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I pray I marry into a family filled with love. It's so important to me to have loving in-laws, I want to marry into a family where I feel like they're my second parents and siblings.

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14 days

Black people don't have relationship problems, they have personal problems that affects their relationships

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13 days

Why females think all a ngga want is s3x? Smh I be wanting to borrow money too 😂

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19 days

@Zzygoat2 Of you girl cheating out?😂

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16 days

We meet on the streets, then we exchange numbers, but you won't receive my calls, nor return them. Ladies be crazzzy sometimes. How am I supposed to plan for a date or something?

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17 days

There are actually women out there with good intentions and willing to sacrifice for their relationship As a man, If you keep meeting the opposite all the time, then it's time to check yourself.

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14 days

most pretty chics husema ati wanaume wanaogopa kuwakatia.. Nilikuja kurealise they are single juu hawaMake effort in anything, She thinks she's too pretty to say sorry.. Too pretty to do chores.. Too pretty to put in the effort in a relationship juu she thinks ako na options..

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1 month

Kama manzi yako huenda gym na wewe huendangi tuwambie ama tuwache😂😂

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9 months

@amerix We'll get there someday>

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13 days

If you aren't happy single, you won't be happy in a relationship.

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The only way for a relationship to work ni kama Manzi yako hapendi social media na Hayuko that much starved for attention even in real life

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1 year

@c_msa__

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24 days

how does a girl go from wanting to marry you for 2 years and almost doing it to saying she lost feelings cuz you made her mad? Like what kinda bs is that?

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4 months

Tunafollow ma Gen-Z 🇰🇪 wote 🔥 Weka handle>>

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2 years

Retweeet If you see it, that's why we're friends 😂🔥📌

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1 month

Tangu nianze hii relationship nimenotice goodmorning mimi nimetext mara tano out of those 10days. Today is the 10th day. So siwezi risk ikuwe 6/10. Ata yeye anafaa kuchapa hesabu bana. So i will just wait she texts first atakama ni saa saba. I am focusing on myself.

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13 days

@DKnappier So it's about keeping boundaries and finding someone willing to ride with youuuu

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17 days

Just because I address something doesn't mean I'm trying to argue. I like to talk things out and I love clarity. We're adults, so communicate.

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1 month

Ati celebrities hawasikiangi joto juu wako na fans?😂

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10 days

How did you know you were getting old?

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11 months

Namna gani uku 😂

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3 months

Dem mnavibe vizuri kwa comments ukienda Dm anakulenga adii unajichukia 😂😂😂

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1 month

Uzuri wa kuishi ground floor, pegs huwesi nunua😂

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21 days

it has a stage you’d get to as a man & once you hear “I’m in campus studying….” You’d just hiss and ghost her after the conversation.

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1 month

Nyi mnajiskia mkona rizz kama kitambo ama mmekua nonchalant hadi haujali, hauko ata interested. Numbers za watu cute ukonazo lakini rizz iko in pits. Mmefika hapa? Na sa ukifika hapa, what next?

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7 months

Men, what is the first thing you look at before approaching a lady ?

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1 month

Relationships must be 50/50 it's the man to make money and the woman to spend it.

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9 days

By the age of 30 what is that one thing that everyone should have??

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2 years

@omwambaKE @___hezron__

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2 years

@iamjuddah @__hezron_

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9 days

You cannot know anyone completely. Just pray that whatever they're hiding wouldn't break you when you find out. The life out there is real, strange and different.

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21 days

If ur girlfriend is pretty why would u not want to show everyone how pretty she is ?

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15 days

How are you supposed to answer "Babe, ulinipendea nini?" Juu hii swali hakuna vile utawai lenga, Every girl who is madly in love will one way or another corner you with such

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Ama kitovu ni masikio ya Tumbi ndio maana mtu huwa anasikia njaa😂

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