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Aesthete. Creative Producer & International Film Fixer. Always traveling for culture, fashion, food & Dharmā. Tweets don't cut it but here I am.

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Joined April 2019

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@heyytal

Hetal

2 years

A Bengaluru techie - Puts some cool 'hustle all day' quotes on twitter, buys expensive kicks & Apple watch - goes out to run & calls it revolution, buys 10 books & reviews all of them like a wannabe pro, sits in a cafe & pretends to think hard on an article -

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@heyytal

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3 years

Hid the #Lavanya case under a Burkha.

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This is the worst this man has ever looked

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blud be suffering from all sides 😭

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Call me a traditionalist but I hate the idea of cakes & kisses in a Hindu wedding. Kunwar Daan et al is obviously out of question.

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3 years

News about girls being denied entry into schools because they're in burkhas (not hijabs, mind you) gains more traction on SM than Hindus literally getting killed for standing up to their faith without any conflict. Gotta do better.

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@heyytal

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Imagine all that land at your disposal but wanting to offer Namaz literally everywhere else. This sickness 🤢

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Imagine having all the land at your disposal but wanting to celebrate Ganesh Chaturthi in an Idgah. This sickness

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@heyytal

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Nobody : Hindu Apologists : Oh I'm so sorry! Did my back hurt your knife?

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Crime against women in UP : Yogi must resign Crime against women in WB : Men scare me & Durga Pooja is useless

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So you'll pelt stones on Hindus where they're a majority because you feel oppressed AND you'll pelt stones on Hindus where they're a minority because they exist. Incredible.

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Listening to Kanhaiyya Lal scream "maine kuch nahi kiya, kyun maar rahe ho mujhe" has taken over my mind. Those screams have given me panic attacks. It's barbaric & I don't know what we could do about this. I really don't. It's a downward spiral!

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@heyytal

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Disasters happen when a period film on the Cholas has a lyricist named Mehboob.

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@heyytal

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Prakash Raj to South Indian cinema is like cheese to Gujarat street food. Literally everywhere, most times unnecessary & annoying.

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@heyytal

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Gujarat crowd this, Gujarat crowd that. It's a sport & it's a goddamned World Cup. This is not a friendly match. Teams are legit competing & against a nation that has done nothing but harm to us. What love do we show bhai? Grow a pair or stop indulging.

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@heyytal

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Please go watch Swatantra Veer Savarkar only if you are prepared for the heat because your blood will boil. I wasn't prepared for this. Non violence is a lie & the truth is gory.

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@heyytal

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2 years

You are attacked because you're alive. Stop breathing. - SC

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@heyytal

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. @DrSJaishankar is an example of what happens when you put smart, credible & mindful people in the front as representatives. Narratives change, savage shit happens, you get praises & it becomes a start to a slow yet a powerful paradigm shift. Balance mass & class, always!

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@heyytal

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people sharing "oh UP you won my heart" memes must understand that you don't love UP. A 'cow belt' DIDN'T win your heart. If you knew about the past SP raj, you'd be worried but you only care about your hatred for one man over your love for your own people & THAT'S deplorable

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@heyytal

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6 months

Usually when I'm out and having fun, after 15 mins when the dopamine crashes, I start zoning out & start thinking what if I were just home or comfortably dining at a good restaurant but I also need me to have a social life so you gotta do what you gotta do ie get out & get bored

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kat is me at social gatherings 🤏🏾

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2 years

If "Ramayana - The legend of Prince Rama" is being remastered in 4k, it needs to be aired on TV again & probably even in select theatres. That might break some records! Such a well done Indo-Japanese production & absolutely amazing songs that I'm sure many remember by heart!

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how do you end up absolutely insanely simping & believing & worshipping the likes of dhruv rathee & mohd zubair & then get the audacity to call anyone else a bhakt ffs if there's a bhakt in the room it's you babe

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2 years

Hey toxic lover, are you WAQF board? Cuz you're encroaching my space.

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So, Hindu a man needs to be a 11/10 or else the Hindu woman will be pleased by & run away with a 1/10 non Hindu? Doesn't sit well. It's our responsibility to make better choices irrespective of external forces luring you away or not. And for what?!

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@heyytal

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Rohan Joshi might be pissed because he didn't get enough condolences for being dead inside.

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People shiver seeing a Ram Mandir chanda collector, get offended with the Hanuman Chalisa, disassociate with vibhooti & swastika - but are fairly okay with sword & bomb hoarders & arsonists under a burqa. Beyond me, this unfortunate deliberate funny shit.

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@heyytal

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10 months

One thing I love about India is that you can go to school & you will not be dead

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One thing I love about America is that you can lose something in a private / public place and you will likely find it again. That never happens in India. Here, it's happened at a restaurant, bar, club, library and even once in a park!

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Majority is the new Minority.

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AAP has free electricity but no free speech because that cannot be stolen from other taxpayers.

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Yeah cuz you'll be screwed if that happens

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Please do not wake up the judiciary

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Also, pre wedding photo shoots are a cringe fest & a waste of money*

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@heyytal

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3 years

There's a sequel to Udta Punjab and it's called Girta Punjab. #PMSecurityBreach

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2 years

If @NupurSharmaBJP is not protected today, it sets a horrendous precedent of how unsafe, troubled, unsupported & helpless Hindus are going to be in their own country, for literally everything.

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@Schandillia I feel sorry for your mother to have birthed you

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Elon Musk gives me very Gujarati vibes. If you can't control it, buy it! 😬

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Ketaki Chitale, who merely expressed her views in a democracy is now jailed for 30 days & counting. Afreen Fatima, a riot perpetrator is enjoying support from worldwide propaganda players. Ecosystem ftw!

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Well, looks like the Hanuman Chalisa has indeed successfully started to rattle the demons :)

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Hindus need to unlearn the docile idea of Dharma. It is not tolerance or goodness no matter what. Dharma is a fair duty to knowing the truth & serving towards it. Good for good, brutal for bad.

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I swear I have lesser problems with viral paid stooges like Dhruv Ratty, Zoobair, Rona Ayyub than I have with their legit followers & believers. It takes a different level of brain hijack to see them as sources of information.

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2 years

Someone really named their kid Duhshasan.

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People with dhol & tiny saffron flags vs people with stones, bombs & swords. Ofcourse it's an equal 'clash', duh.

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The Hijab (Burkha) menace was created to distract people from the real issues, REAL DEATHS. Now Harsha has lost his life amidst that. Another issue will be created to trap attention. This pattern repeats until there is proactivity than pro-reactivity! They all deserve justice.

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@heyytal

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10 months

No babe you can't rant about capitalism with a pumpkin spiced latte from Starbucks in your hands wearing a Zara top you bought on sale.

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2 years

Yeah. How dare we fight for ourselves, want to thrive & stay alive. Shameful behaviour.

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Does telling vegetarians or non meat eaters "paneer samajh ke kha ja" also count as harrassment & religious mockery? If yes, we've been tolerant af.

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Never let politics ruin your friendship. Sure. I'm okay for it to be ruined if the person is a fact denier & a rabid appeaser. There's a difference between varied opinions & a fogged brain.

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Happy International Yoga (which is 100% Sanatan, Hindu, Bharat & appropriated) day

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Bombay is fun if you have money. Bangalore is fun if you have the right set of people. Delhi is fun if you have contacts. Hyderabad is fun if you have multiple streams of work. Pune is fun if you're in college. Kolkata ofcourse, isn't fun at all.

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In India, Cricket is a religion. In Pakistan, Cricket is nothing but religion.

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You need therapy. For which, Gujaratis will be the first ones to come forward for a donation, so you can spare the us. Anything for India :)

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My takeaway from 2 days in Gujarat. It’s a lost cause. We need to save India. India is not Gujarat.

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"Modi ji has changed mindsets, brought in reforms & meta revolutions, envisioned an independent Bharat, strengthened the idea of us, built excellent diplomacy & has taken the nation to heights!" "Right. But has he stood zoned out before a mic in the rains? No? Well."

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If the Places of Worship Act, 1991 has done anything, it is only blatant appeasement & opposing the very statement that law & justice is above any religion & devotion.

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If you're intimidated by the lion's ferociousness, don't come to the jungle. Lion's gotta be what it is. Cope in petty misery.

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Lakshya Sen : unseeded, first one ever from India to get to men's semis for badminton, steering through world rankings, 1st olympics, clean fantastic games - sure there's no way you can deny that he choked in the matches but why is he being targeted so much & nobody else?!

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How #TheKashmiriFiles is faring today sets solid precedent of the future of content & storytelling. We want to hear the sides of stories that were always muted. Glories of Indic entities, tales the current & younger generations need to know of - to put monies & heart where due -

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Zelenskyy might go to Cannes, Academy Awards, BAFTA, et al, but he won't win the war till he delivers a speech at the Vimal Elaichi Pan Masala presents Filmfare Awards.

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I may look okay but deep down I want to be at the Ayodhya Deepotsav.

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He's not a better actor than me and I'm not even an actor

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come on Amir Khan is not a better actor than Tom Hanks

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And verified Twitter accounts :)

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Tribhuwan 🇮🇳

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Not all terrorists carry guns. Some carry pens

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I'm sorry but AP Dhillon is such a chhapri

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2 years

Yeah, they pelted stones & ran around with swords & lathis instead. But clearly, dancing is a lot more dangerous ofcourse.

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So yesterday on Eid, how many instances of Muslims dancing on "Teeka waala bhi Allahu Akbar bolega" in front of temples? None. Because that's not how normal people celebrate festivals.

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I'm all for Pride. But if you hide behind your orientation ONLY to abuse the religion that actually in all possibilities accepts you & shit your pants when it comes to Abrahamic & Islamic jibes, you don't get my respect. You get shit & disrespect in return. Fleckin scums.

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@NetflixIndia Yeah, this is exactly how our high school shenanigans were, Netflix. Can't wait to watch it 🙄

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@GULSHANYADAV7 It's okay to do whatever after the ceremonies are done in a traditional way. Enjoy, dance, make merry. We don't wanna be a killjoy, ofcourse. But no messing with the ceremonies. They mean something!

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1 year

Happy Ram Navami 🏹✨

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Modi's aura is magnetic & his connect with people is truly what sets him apart. What a strong yet humble leader!

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Introducing @shetty_rishab to our SA crew. And by SA crew, I mean (next picture alert!)

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Someone wears a teeka & goes to the temple & next we know, they're RW's darlings. It should really take more than this.

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Nobody is comparing anyone to that low-life blood sucking leech Zubair. Chill.

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DO NOT COMPARE NUPUR SHARMA WITH MOHAMMAD ZUBAIR.

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Some things are better left alone. Unless you can bring in authenticity, magnanimity, pace, grandeur, nuanced storytelling & and make it the best thing you've worked on in your life - stay away.

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taran adarsh

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BIGGG NEWS… VIVEK AGNIHOTRI TO MAKE MAHABHARATA IN 3 PARTS FOR *BIG SCREEN*… #VivekAgnihotri will be adapting the best selling novel #Parva - written by #PadmaBhushan Dr SL Bhyrappa - for the big screen… Based on #Mahabharata , the film - titled #Parva : An Epic Tale Of Dharma -

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dating apps are a great way to meet potential partners. issue is you probably don't wanna meet the kinda people that use dating apps

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networking events are a great way to meet people. issue is you probably dont wanna meet the kinda people that go to networking events

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They're shameful about heads without hijab, they're not shameful about bodies without heads. Crazy.

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By any means, it's not about giving up. It's expressing remorse & sorrow. Which we should. It won't make us weak. Acknowledge, seethe & fight.

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how is it so easy for all the illegal immigrants to settle down in Europe & other places & I have to give my entire wealth & fill up 78 documents & do a dance performance for a simple tourist visa where I'm literally paying their tourism economy?! har cheez mein struggle bhai

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How have the wokes not renamed mother's day to "birthing people's day" yet?

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aww no babe I get it you have only 2 eyes & they're on Rafah so you can clearly not see what's going down in Bangladesh & no point of any humanity lessons also here because it's not trending on the gram I feel you pls carry on with your day cutie

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Hello toxic lover, are you BJP? Because you can't communicate.

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2 years

Maybe playing the Azaan does.

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Will playing Hanuman Chalisa louder than the azan from the mosque fetch us cheaper fuel, LPG, oil ?

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Kejriwal doesn't give a shit about what he says because he knows that the largest chunk of his voters are probably not on twitter & can't see beyond his fake ads & freebies. Visibility, unfortunately, works more than feasibility. There needs to be control oriented outrage.

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Instead of questioning the state government & the absolute failure of the police in handling the RG Kar case & seeking justice for the doctor, they wanna question the festival of Durga Pooja - what an absolute bunch of insensitive deflective clowns.

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@sagarikaghose @BJP4India @RahulGandhi Bhagwaan aapko sadbuddhi de.

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Veganism is cool but vegetarianism is brahminical patriarchy for the fruitiyas of Twitter. Love it.

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I never gave it a religious twist but some people just need to be told what the Pakistani teams do when they win. Get your feet on the ground and stop calling every justification you see on twitter as Islamophobia. If my chants bother you so much, YOU'RE the one who's phobic.

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what have pakistani players “harmed” the crowd with exactly? they’re sportspeople. religious chants over a sports game is more about hate and islamophobia than supporting your team. you should grow a few pairs of braincells

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Jim Jam is better than Oreo.

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If any of your friends whine about you celebrating the victory in UP, just tell them, "Party JCB hai, acchi hai". Kbye.

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Today has been very special at Ayodhya Sri Ram Janmabhoomi :')

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@ANI @n_i_g_a_m They saved a murder

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I hope it does not involve a chemical engineer, bombs & the police

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Stay tuned for a big news from @IITKanpur !!

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- written by a 20 year old Instagram influencer, gets his employees & interns in tech meets & galas & tells everyone they're his PAs, tells everyone how his idea will change the face of this earth, has a shoddy lifestyle but will go travel once to Thailand & tell everyone -

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must never underestimate the power of freebies & sloppy promises

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The old laundry uncle right outside our house stopped his work for a bit to celebrate & now he's blissfully smiling at everyone passing by 😭 The Pharma uncle next to it broke the news. This is what it is. Pure joy. Pure pride.

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Congratulations on surviving the pandemic. Now we move to impending wars. The final round entails a zombie apocalypse and peak wokeism. Good luck in advance.

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- how important it is to have a work life balance, thinks working 18 hours a day & sleeping 5 hours is the key to success, ODs on Gary Vee, thinks he's the next fcukerberg so everyone else is a peasant, has an online personality with a blue tick but has none offline & even -

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"wasn't too happy with people not getting enough apparent jobs so I support them voting for the notorious Gunda Raj instead because they won't need jobs if they're dead huehuehuehue"

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PS : don't @ me, I'm just an observer of people 🤗 We love techies. We just cringe over the wannabe ones hehe

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"There are only two ways of dealing with the evil people or thorns. Crush them under your boot or stay far away from them." - Chanakya

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Let fashion be on some people. Some people are not meant to be like this. There are many other ways to adorn people for a Fashion cover just go with whatever suits the subject and not do any random shit in the name of fashun 🤢

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UP is blessed again! 🌞

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My daadi used to spoil me with my favourite candies, mithai & bakery. She was my Sugar Daadi.

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I'm a Patel without motels & grocery shops in the US, yes we exist

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I am a Rajput without a Rajmahal, yes we exist.

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We now have enough testaments of why comedians should be far away from Politics.

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