this barbie has ibs @heyitspoppymae Twitter profile

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@heyitspoppymae

1 year

BRIIIIING ON THAT PECAN PIE

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@heyitspoppymae

7 months

also remember having to get changed in the CLASSROOM??? with the whole class there also getting changed??? and the teacher just sat at their desk???

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Oi can never have only been my primary school where if you forgot your PE kit they made you do it in your underwear? Dark times 😭 why did no one call this out?!

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happy mlem day

cats being weird little guys 👅

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OMG ITS MLEMSDAY!!!!! 👅👅👅 post your mlems and bleps!

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@heyitspoppymae

8 months

Noor after watching the advert back #TheApprentice

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@heyitspoppymae

7 months

if I had a side profile like this I would literally never look at anyone face to face and would walk everywhere like a crab

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@heyitspoppymae

3 years

ahhhh dammit I missed out on cheap clothes made under poor conditions by people getting paid literally the cost of a tesco meal deal!! guess I was too busy using my 24 hours by working my ass off to get where I am today* *living at home at 25 with depression #PLTbyMollyMae

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@OfficialPLT

3 years

PSA: ONE HOUR LEFT TO ENTER🔔👏 We will be announcing our final winner at 4pm GMT 😱 Send in those tweets babes💘 #PLTbyMollyMae

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@heyitspoppymae

8 months

while we are on the topic of unhinged Scottish attractions, can we please have a moment for Storybook Glen? #willywonkaexperience

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@heyitspoppymae

7 months

nah I would actually love to see if there is any correlation between people who had to endure the trauma that was PE in British primary schools and people who have a bad/non-existent relationship with exercise in their adulthood, I would put good money on this being a thing

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@heyitspoppymae

10 months

controversial but I don't like Penny at all and I really bloody hope she is only a temporary addition to the Square because the actress is just giving Hollyoaks GCSE drama vibes and I don't care about the character or this boring storyline, I'd rather watch paint dry #EastEnders

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@heyitspoppymae

8 months

me if Lord Sugar's assistant phoned at 4am telling me to get up and get ready #TheApprentice

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@heyitspoppymae

7 months

@May_Louise_ jesus christ did you go to the jimmy savile school of education 😭😭😭

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@heyitspoppymae

3 years

this is actually disgusting??? we're in 2022, surely even Denise Welch understands that ANYONE can catch HIV? getting tested not only helps you protect yourself and others but also helps end the stigma LGBT+ people have faced for decades? why would you even question this?

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@shirlpuzz

3 years

May I ask

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10 months

the fact eastenders isn't on on a new year's eve should actually be a criminal offence

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7 months

@RedgraveLancs year 6 though Meg... in front of male teachers with the boys and girls all together 🥲 was icky to me as a child and even more so looking back

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@heyitspoppymae

10 months

when tonight's SNL with Jacob Elordie AND Reneé Rapp drops I'm gonna go absolutely feral

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3 months

@gretagerwigflew Serendipity The Parent Trap Freaky Friday Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen About Time Love, Rosie Legally Blonde Dirty Dancing 13 Going On 30 the first 2 Harry Potters both Scooby Doo live action movies When Harry Met Sally The Devil Wears Prada the original Star Wars trilogy

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@heyitspoppymae

1 year

#ThisMorning sorry but the Speakmans are fucking HARROWING, they have a real nerve giving advice on overcoming phobias when they both look like something from my worst nightmares

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@heyitspoppymae

11 months

@ziarastar this was the worst one why is he so mean to her

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1 year

WHERE'S YOUR BRAIN? IN YOUR MIDDLE TOE?

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@heyitspoppymae

7 months

@brodenisbored its more thinking back on getting dressed with the TEACHER there, we had a male teacher when I was in year 4 and 5 and there were girls in my class going through puberty but not wearing bras yet getting changed in front of a fully grown man 🥲🥲

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1 year

nothing, I'm lazy at the moment x

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WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.

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@heyitspoppymae

11 months

fucksake I just told my mum Denise Welch had died because of this tweet

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@shirlpuzz

11 months

RIP Denzy darling❤️✨

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@heyitspoppymae

8 months

gay people are like "she saved my life" and it's just Cam from Tracy Beaker in that one musical episode

Ryan James Dee 

@RyanJamesDee

8 months

Gay people are like “she saved my life” and it’s the Pigeon Lady from Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

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@heyitspoppymae

8 months

call off the search, I've found her #WhereIsKateMiddleton

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@heyitspoppymae

4 months

⚠️ BREAKING ⚠️ Sheridan Smith set to star in the upcoming ITV1 3-part limited series 'Lost In Tenerife', based on the disappearance of Jay Slater. Smith will be playing the role of Kirsty's labrador sent out on a Ryanair flight with Jay's trusty machete as a scent-guide

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@heyitspoppymae

2 months

@realseanslater "is this normal behaviour or am I mentally ill?" she's soooo close to getting it

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2 years

@ellle_em

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@heyitspoppymae

3 years

inb4 fiat 500 twitter jump to defend Miss Molly Mae: yes I am insanely jealous that a 22 year old with rich parents has been privileged enough to utilise opportunities given to her so she can brazenly spring the pseudo-inspirational "I worked hard to get where I am" drivel on us

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@heyitspoppymae

7 months

@bob_noss not exactly the same, but this made no sense to me as a child and makes even less sense to me now as an adult - as a result I didn't watch it until I was 13 after getting bought the copy on the right for my 10th birthday present purely because I thought it looked terrible

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@heyitspoppymae

5 months

@LValdo84 @cfmcxela except there are literally AFAB women who can look like this, but by your standard, anyone who doesn't look conventionally feminine or have stereotypically female features is obviously a man???

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@heyitspoppymae

1 year

you've obviously never been a rockstar then!!

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@heyitspoppymae

3 years

@GlenMitchell1 my bumps found out he had stage 4 cancer in Sep 2020. due to lockdown & following Johnson's rules, we weren't able to see him during what we would soon find out were his final happy, healthy days before the diagnosis. this was the last message I sent him. SO much wasted time...

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@heyitspoppymae

5 months

oh she's deffo cheating with someone called Ben and tried to save it by making out she was saying Ben 10, there is noooo way that is what she meant

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@francisxwolf

5 months

LMAOOOOO

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@heyitspoppymae

3 years

no one: me in the shower throughout December:

Shirley Carter’s Pussy

@shirlpuzz

3 years

Everyone needs to see Cheryl Fergison AKA Ar Hev belt Last Christmas. The acting, the passion, the vocals- I’m speechless. Absolutely beautiful 🎄💕

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6 months

would be interesting to see what the creative and production teams behind Baby Reindeer are gonna do as damage control because I can see this whole thing with Fiona Harvey/Martha getting really nasty, surely they must have seen this coming?

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@heyitspoppymae

1 year

THATS WHY EVERYONE EVEN PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE ME HAVE COME UP TO ME AND TOLD ME I CAN SING?! YOU CANT SING MATE X

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@heyitspoppymae

2 years

she was happy 30 minutes ago

Shirley Carter’s Pussy

@shirlpuzz

2 years

I’m having one of those days where I’m actually in a good mood and don’t want to kill everyone

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@heyitspoppymae

7 months

something happened in 2012 where everything aligned to create a specific type of mentally ill teenage girl

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@gagasyuyi

7 months

who ruled the tumblr era

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@heyitspoppymae

1 year

4. Bring back the musical medleys for Children In Need

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@heyitspoppymae

1 month

every boyfriend I've ever had I got to a point where I felt physically repulsed by everything they did, I think I'm broken

OLONI BABY 🍒

@Oloni

1 month

Ladies how did you realise you hated your boyfriend?

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5 months

I know I shouldn't entertain those fake sugar daddy scam guys on Instagram but it's sooooo fun to troll them

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4 months

the EA app is the biggest piece of shit I have ever come across in my life

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1 year

I need a sugar daddy to pay for my taylor swift tickets at this point

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8 months

it's his birthday today btw if anyone even cares

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@heyitspoppymae

8 months

Noor in the back of the taxi home still talking about her team's advert #TheApprentice

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@heyitspoppymae

3 years

Molly Mae didn't think about the mental health of the people who are working their asses off for minimum wage, barely able to feed their families and not knowing how they'll be able to afford rent this month, and how her "we all have the same 24 hours" drivel will affect them tho

Cate

@Catherinelc94

3 years

Shut up about Molly-Mae now, she said something that you don’t agree with, no need for the witch hunt. Cos this sort of shit happened to Caroline Flack too and look what happened? She may be rich/famous but she still has emotions and still feels the same pain as everyone else.

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@heyitspoppymae

2 years

my favourite thing about having days off work is hate-watching #ThisMorning and #LooseWomen and then reading the hashtags to see everyone else who also hate-watches ITV daytime telly

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@heyitspoppymae

1 month

assault accusations ruin mens lives :( this is so sad :(

Pop Base

@PopBase

1 month

Johnny Depp to receive the Lifetime Achievement award at the Rome Film Festival.

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@heyitspoppymae

7 months

@FeFerius don't even remind me of barefoot PE 😭😭 especially after lunch when the floor was covered in bits of food 🤮🤮🤮

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@heyitspoppymae

6 months

BREAKING: Sheridan Smith set to play the hanging air conditioning unit in an upcoming ITV1 drama 'Technical Issues' landing on your telly this Autumn! #CoopLive

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@heyitspoppymae

25 days

ok well abortion is really only horrible for the woman having the procedure, the fetus is barely sentient and will absolutely have no idea what is happening to it. what's more horrible is women being unable to have safe and regulated LEGAL access to life-saving healthcare 🤍

Jody

@Shirt_GotaSec

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@Homeoffree61 While horrible, it’s not as horrible as abortion.

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@heyitspoppymae

10 months

happy birthday to me

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5 months

nothing could have prepared me for the voice leaving Donald Duck's mouth, literally nothing

Av 🦃

@MarioEmmet

5 months

He’s a good father.

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@heyitspoppymae

7 months

sorry but Joanna Page is an irrelevant hag, nobody even liked her character in the show she was in - despite her being one of the main characters!! needs to get over herself and go back to doing voiceovers on adverts for furniture shops

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@heyitspoppymae

5 months

men need to be stopped, like how are you calling your wife MID? what the fuck is a "beautiful mid"?

“Bad” Billy Pratt

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Every man simply wants a beautiful mid to call his own

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@heyitspoppymae

2 years

⚠️BREAKING⚠️ Kim Kardashian reported to have bought the bowtie worn by Mike Reid as Frank Butcher in the iconic 2004 episode of #EastEnders for $350,000.

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@heyitspoppymae

2 months

maybe you should go back inside and wash your hair first

Sophie Corcoran

@sophielouisecc

2 months

Back out campaigning ♥️

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@heyitspoppymae

1 year

tell me why I googled to see if this was true

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@shirlpuzz

1 year

LORRAINE KELLY IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

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5 months

I thought this was making an absent father joke omg I am so damaged

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@GeniusGTX

6 months

2. McDonald's Happy Father's Day

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@heyitspoppymae

8 months

accidentally caught the last 10 minutes of Hollyoaks tonight after not watching for a year and WHY was Romeo riding a horse to evade the police in the middle of a country estate with Taylor Swift playing in the background???????? stop this no nonsense

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@heyitspoppymae

10 months

"can you please explain why you were 6 hours late for your shift yesterday?" ah yes, sorry boss, I read an article in The Guardian which listed ways to improve my life and the first item was to not set an alarm and to just wake up when my body naturally felt like it :)

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@hannahlouisef

10 months

this list is for a different kind of person

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@heyitspoppymae

8 months

funny how the only time I see videos like this being shared and called "embarrassing" are when the women don't meet typical male gaze-centric beauty standards... please tell me what makes THIS more embarrassing than videos of the same nature but with thin, white blonde women?

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@sitbackrelapsee

8 months

This is so embarrassing stop it 😭😭.

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5 months

sorry, do people really think taylor swift - a billionaire, a grown woman with free will and cognitive thinking, and with top media management - is going to see a few little signs and banners at her concerts and be like "oh shitttt sooo true besties I must make a statement now!"?

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@hvmangucci

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people who are front row at the eras tour are the ones who could actually make a difference bc taylor IS going to see them especially during the set of red, 1989 and fearless she’s actually looking at people yall need to make these kind of cardboards #SwiftiesForPalestine

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@heyitspoppymae

10 months

anyone who would fall for this obvious scam deserves to be scammed I'm not even sorry

McAfee

@McAfee

10 months

McAfee Advisory! No, That’s Not Taylor Swift Promoting Le Creuset Cookware. If you see this video in your social media feed, we can confirm that it is a #deepfake scam generated through #AI . McAfee's Project Mockingbird technology announced at #CES2024 , is designed to empower

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@heyitspoppymae

1 year

@buffys the one where twitter became convinced that Wayfair were trafficking children to the elite through overpriced storage units and furnishing items on their website listed under feminine names

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@heyitspoppymae

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is it very unfeminist of me to say this is horrific on a multitude of levels? like what do you mean you got "ran through" by 101 men between 9am and 11pm??? where is the self-respect?? the self-love?!! and don't even get me started on the men queuing up outside, just disgusting

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@FearedBuck

11 days

Woman films the aftermath of sleeping with 100 men in 14 hours 😐

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7 months

did anyone else think these 2 gave off lesbian energy?

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2 years

@stellawellla figaro says happee birthdae

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@heyitspoppymae

2 months

why do people expect everyone to be able to drive? not everyone can pick up a language, not everyone can play an instrument, not everyone can sing in pitch, not everyone can swim, not everyone can ride a bike, why is learning to drive any different? need to stop pressuring myself

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@heyitspoppymae

11 months

staff xmas party shenanigans🎄✨️

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@heyitspoppymae

4 months

consensual non-consent is fucking weird, if you've experienced sexual assault and working through your trauma then that is valid but there are healthier ways to do it than retraumatising yourself, and if your partner wants to do CNC then he is one step away from being a rapist.

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@heyitspoppymae

1 year

its only taboo to talk about mental health in your "position" if you surround yourself with bigots who generally think mental health should be kept hidden, its sad you feel this way but you have to look inward & realise that the toxic, vile shite you spout is why people send hate

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@sophielouisecc

1 year

I know it's seen as taboo for people In my position to talk about mental health - but I am always honest Recently I was hopsitalised due to my mental health Comments like this are why, saying they I'm the reason for my twins health issues, or that I should avoid my mother who

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finally washed my hair and changed my bed after 2 weeks

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@buffys

7 months

give an example of someone singing as if their rent is due

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@heyitspoppymae

26 days

there needs to be a study done on how anti-cat this world is

GabiDon

@Strika666

27 days

Oop I’ve never noticed this 😭

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4 months

can we have a moment to praise the girls

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@heyitspoppymae

10 months

sat on the sofa drinking the rest of the kylie prosecco I opened the other night straight from the bottle thinking I was giving Saltburn energy but mum just said "look at the state of you, you look like a wino! you look like Linda"

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10 months

second mock driving test today, wish me luck

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@heyitspoppymae

10 months

this is feminism btw

bran

@BR_4_NN

10 months

LINDA CARTER EVERYONE, PROTECTING HER BESTFRIEND👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 #Eastenders

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tettra

@tettraOS

3 years

Drop your last saved meme:

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@heyitspoppymae

4 months

ummm... 81 is actually pretty fucking old to be running a fucking country, Samantha!!

🪷💛🐝Samantha💛🐝🪷

@ChiTownSam723

4 months

I never realized just how much this country hates the elderly until the last week. It’s really shameful. And I don’t know what to tell you, but 81 is not that old.

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3 months

I put the bi in bitch 🩷💜💙

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3 months

why does Nish remind me of Tom Nook #EastEnders

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@heyitspoppymae

1 year

eating disorder twitter is actually evil, I feel it's actually more evil than pro-ana forums and thinspo tumblr ever were, because you actually had to know about those communities to see the content, whereas edtwt just shows up no matter the algorithm... truly criminal

Sakura/Soph

@Usahana_Soap

1 year

ughhh i could be so skinnyyy but i still have loads of fat left in my limbs it makes me so sad T-T

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4 months

I didn't hear Ciaran say 120 and thought Nicole was going off at him for shagging 20 women before the age of 21 and was like aww that's not that bad girly but then I realised he said ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY and I'm sorry to slut-shame but that is disgusting #LoveIsland

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@heyitspoppymae

1 year

if Rishi decides to step down as prime minister because of the covid partygate scandals and we see yet another Tory MP voted in against our will I'm gonna pass away, respectfully

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7 months

@theosal @DoctorPissPants if I remember reading correctly I'm pretty sure SJP had a clause in her contract that she would never have to do a nude shot even when the other girls did

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@heyitspoppymae

3 months

an orgasm on 100mg sertraline

ImageGod

@TheImageGod

3 months

A RIDDLE : WHAT IS ALWAYS APPROACHING BUT NEVER ARRIVES???

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help why has Maggie Smith passed away literally the day after I said I think she will pass this year I am shaking

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4 months

when you order sabrina carpenter off temu

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11 months

just sneezed and farted and almost shat myself x love my life x

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@heyitspoppymae

7 months

what scares me is that these are real people who can vote and influence people in their lives, like society is cooked at this point

Ed Zitron

@edzitron

7 months

I think we really are underselling how cooked Facebook is. This is a 17,000 member group called "Facebook complaints center" made up of people that post like they recently got a concussion

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@heyitspoppymae

7 months

@tangyerines @RedgraveLancs a community primary in Cornwall in the early 2000s 💀💀

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@heyitspoppymae

5 months

I wonder if shampoo and conditioner have ever explored each others' bodies

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@benedictsred

5 months

I wonder if shampoo and conditioner are friends irl or if it’s purely professional

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this barbie has ibs

@heyitspoppymae

11 months

name an actor/actress who may not always be the main character but always makes the movie better Christine Baranksi!! honorable mentions to playing the villain in Trolls

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@lalalandism

11 months

name an actor/actress who may not always be the main character but always makes the movie better

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