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@heyiamparker

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only thing i stan is the nissan cube

austin, texas

Joined December 2019

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@heyiamparker

parker

2 years

hamber- hamber- hamber- hamburger cheeseburger cheeseburger cheeseburger big mac big mac big mac big mac whopper whopper whopper whopper ham- hamburger cheeseburger big mac whopper hamburger cheeseburger big mac whopper hamburger cheeseburger big mac whopper (yup) big mac whopper

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@heyiamparker

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this is the prettiest iPhone.

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3 years

My moms company was supposed to send her an iPhone 11 for work, they sent a 12

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3 years

i regret getting a mini iPhone…

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2 years

let's go

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3 years

LMFAO WAS SAMSUNG MAKING FUN OF APPLE HERE

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3 years

iPhone 12 mini (left) VS iPhone 3GS (right)

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3 years

Twitter for Android LMFAO

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3 years

M1 AirPods Pro

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2 years

I was talking to my brothers friend on his phone, I pulled out my phone, he makes fun of me saying "bro has a Samsung". told him it was a pixel. he texted this 💀💀💀💀💀

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3 years

iOS has no bugs

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2 years

New phone. Camera quality is great

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4 months

i think it’s a little weird that the new pride faces show 00 instead of 12 (midnight) even in 12hr time

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3 years

ITS BEEN ONE MINUTE

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3 years

1. idk if I should get the S22 or Pixel 6 now 2. THE S22 WHITE HOLY SHIT

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3 years

USB-C >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> any other port.

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3 years

Face ID > Touch ID

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3 years

finally redid my home screen

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3 years

ITS AT 12%

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3 years

i miss tweeting the apple logo and seeing all the android and windows users confused.

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2 years

@McDonalds first like let's go

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3 years

MY FRIEND THINKS GITHUB IS A HACKING WEBSITE AND HE TOLD ME TO GET OFF SO I DON’T GET HACKED LFMAOOAOAOOAOAOAO

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2 years

one of the pretiest iPhones ever made.

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2 years

bro can't even spell pixel right 💀💀💀💀💀💀

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3 years

how does my brother type on this-

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3 years

what

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2 years

how do people live with 60Hz phone screens???

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4 months

@paytondev can you make the orientation match the degrees exactly so the text is just locked in position

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3 years

@OnlyTrueCoolest i’m switching to an S22 sometime soon

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2 years

@Eccentech @VerdeSelvans this is the richest image I have ever seen

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2 years

@EliasJohns0n @dbrand just did at mcdonalds

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3 years

AirPods tree

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3 years

anyone want to be in an iMessage GC?

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3 years

Btw this is fake

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3 years

Isn’t it weird how iPhone screens randomly get dimmer? Mine went from visible to barely visible, still on full brightness.

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2 years

goofy ahh brand name

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3 years

macOS 12.0.1 - broke AirPods. macOS 12.1 - Broke the music app.

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3 years

Imagine wanting to do bad things, when you can just shop safer with Apple Pay

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3 years

this MacBook brings back so much memories, I love it

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3 years

According to my mom, Windows is called “The Microsoft Thing”

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3 years

People are making fun of me in school for my phone lmao

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@heyiamparker

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2 years

I've been using this Pixel 6 for 10 months now - upgraded from an iPhone 12 mini. Glad to say I'm switching back. thought it would be great using Android but I hate being broke. I bought a white iPhone 12 and it has arrived. Bye Android - hello iOS.

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2 years

@fuckedupfoods so 412 is the limit

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3 years

my brother thinks mark Zuckerberg is the CEO of twitter

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2 years

@sondesix pebble... as in the watch company that Fitbit acquired which then got bought by Google. No way Google's ok with this.

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3 years

MY 9 YEAR OLD BROTHER WAS EATING A CANDY CANE AND SAID “ITS SO GOOD I FEEL LIKE I LOST MY VIRGINITY” HES HAVING A TALK WITH MOM NOW

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3 years

Omg I’m rich 3 AirPods Pro

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3 years

@YasinYtbd @IansTechYT Ew wtf

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3 years

Ik I'm gonna lose 500 followers but I'm buying an NFT

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@heyiamparker

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2 years

Starlight is apple’s worst color. I don’t get why someone would want their phone/tablet/MacBook to look like piss

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3 years

I love how I’m considered a toxic iPhone user because I made a joke… one that isn’t even rude.

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3 years

macOS Monterey fucked up all my iMessage shit. what the fuck

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3 years

some random girl in school just took a photo of me in the hall wtf

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3 years

Don’t forget to tap the apple logo before Friday

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3 years

It’s my birthday :)

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3 years

@brannon_barakat @onlytruejosh It’s been on iOS for 4 years…

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4 years

Charging my iPhone with MagSafe and a cable.

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3 years

Microsoft made a window 11 ad with the same bird as the 2020 iPad Pro’s ad

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3 years

if you disable JavaScript google goes to an old UI, huh

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3 years

Not getting the S22… gonna get a Pixel 6.

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3 years

so my ELA teacher said that if we put stickers on our school laptops they wouldn’t be stolen as easy… so I put the only stickers I have on it

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@heyiamparker

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3 years

This person had one page of 15 apps, used this app, and had one page of 27 apps… what.

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2 years

what

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3 years

@Spoldier @FlipperMite4000 @LukeCorreiaVA Took me 51 questions but I got it as well lmao

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3 years

LMAO

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2 years

Prettiest phone ever

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3 years

i hate people who use the Twitter dim theme

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4 years

@Eevee_124 @MaxWinebach And the phones in both videos in that TikTok don’t even support 5G lmao

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3 years

Happy 14th birthday, iPhone 2G

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3 years

I tested positive for COVID.

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3 years

y’all this was supposed to stay in tech twitter and have like 5 people see it

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3 years

the ipod is going to fail. it didn't revolutionize anything. what a crappy product that will not live for even a year. apple shouldn't have even held that event it's so bad.

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2 years

first time I've been excited to read a book in 3 years...

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2 years

"santa isn't real" explain this then

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5 months

i <3 finewoven

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1 year

@abhishek7h when i used an iPhone i would use it all the time. very convenient and its pretty satisfying.

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3 years

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3 years

My dads iPhone is here lol

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@ianzelbo

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3 years

iphone astrophtography so good can see all detail scamsung phone can’t

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3 years

do British websites use biscuits?

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2 years

@OnlyTrueCoolest ik. I don't want to text him tho lmfao. I hate him.

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4 months

fuck windows update

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3 years

next macOS will run on a Mac.

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3 years

mirror selfie on 2g

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@odybeatfanN95 yes

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2 years

it is now my birthday

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2 years

y’all don’t understand what i’d do for this color

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3 years

why do we call it the 12" MacBook but not the 1'

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Doing an unfollow spree, reply to be unfollowed

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4 years

@timithycook @jon_prosser To download the whole app and iTunes Store

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4 years

I HATE AirPods Max, THEY ARE SO DARN UGLY

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2 years

@dalevon_digital It’s pretty much impossible to compare Android Phones to iPhones. Video was kinda dumb imo

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3 years

people only say congrats bc they do not know how to spell conjgradulatdions

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4 years

Hold up PC = Personal Computer So the Mac is a PC... Intel you may wanna rethink your marketing

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3 years

@mcalel_ My brother’s probably has, it’s been used as a fridge magnet for 2 months.

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3 years

I recreated the iPhone 12 wallpaper out of ring molds because I’m bored

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3 years

Ordered it yesterday, came today.

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3 years

Mask ID is horrible with glasses

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