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Happy Wednesday Family! Check out the latest episode of @FriendZonePod out now! Listen to "Sound Selector” ft @ShaundRoss now available on all platforms. link: On @LSNpodcasts #TheFriendZone

The Friend Zone

This week on #TheFriendZone, we're joined by Model, Musician, DJ and founder of the Stardust party series - Shaun Ross.

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Watch this one to the end 😭

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"Gimme one margarita ima open my legs" - you

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Happy Monday! Look at Beyoncé and my rich friends. 🤍🤍🤍

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A very cécred week. 🐝🤍

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Y’all tonight marks an end of an era. #InsecureHBO REINVIGORATED my interest in HBO, affirmed my blackness every episode and had a chokehold on all my water cooler convos, having niggas choosing sides, er, hives. Thank you @IssaRae AKA MISS DID THAT.

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I can literally make all of my own dreams come true. I does this. I keep doing this.

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My life really isn’t mine anymore @Beyonce

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WE GON TAKE IT TO THE MOON?! TAKE IT TO THE STARS?!?

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@heyassante

3 years

Y’all have no idea how good it feels to get my packages at my leisure. They are safe, in a room, guarded, waiting for me! AND MY FOOD COMES RIGHT TO MY DOOR WITH NO ARGUMENTS. MY FRONT DOOR. I AM FREE.

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“I get it” -A Nigga that gets everything except it.

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@heyassante

4 years

White people. Y’all need to start doing the REAL work: put your hands on EACH OTHER, because it’s necessary. I see niggas dying over nothing. Is it so y’all can throw tantrums in Trader Joe’s to put folks health and safety at risk? If you really value me, fight for me. For real.

Rachael Rollins

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4 years

Watch her reaction to being asked to wear a mask at Trader Joe’s. This level of outrage is tolerated by our society in that instance. What is the commensurate level of outrage for witnessing your people targeted, murdered & brutalized? Asking for a friend.

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AND SHE STILL RUNNIN THRU THE MALL WITCHO MUTHA FUCKIN DADDY

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5 years

The future of hip hop

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Look y’all, I’m on tv #TheReadOnFuse @fusetv

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4 years

I love surprising my dad on his birthday 🥳

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I have been waiting to come across this again. THE LIL NIGGA IN THE BACK IS ME!!!

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6 years

Still a classic video 😂😂

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5 years

New show, new flow. Follow @ifiwar for updates #IfIWereARapper

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@heyassante

3 years

I am living my best lesbian fantasy at the WNBA game with my gur @crissles !!

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@heyassante

1 year

I’m at the #RenaissanceWolrdTour in Sweden cuz life. Anyway, them on stage riser seats are great fucking seats (from where im standing), nosebleeds are almost full and Club Renaissance is affordable but still quality. I’m not tweeting the show. Bye.

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@heyassante

3 years

I am struggling really hard with existing rn. I don’t want to be gone or anything, but it’s draining. I wouldn’t be mad at Earth for saying “fuck y’all dummies” and resetting.

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To my future self: YOU SO FUCKING FINE AND RICH!!

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@heyassante

6 years

I'm 30 y'all.

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5 years

I hate paying bills, but I love when a bill is paid.

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He won idc idc idc

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@BleacherReport

5 years

Put this dance cam in the hall of fame 💀 (via @PelicansNBA )

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7 years

For those that missed the igloo in Harlem

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5 years

Bye 2019

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4 years

We need this record @theestallion

i just be tweetin

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4 years

Son if meg come out wit a song tlkn bout “mini men...mini mini mini mini men...wish death on meee” i will fukn DIE!! 😂😂

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1 year

Do you have a friend you can just call and talk with and cry real fast? Like a good, quick bounce back tear break?

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6 years

I met Daniel Kaluuya and he told me I'm a natural. Stamped and approved.

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I feel like crying in my own arms.

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1 year

I am fucking amazing.

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4 years

I can’t stop running Stalliyoncé back.

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@heyassante

7 years

I have spent a full year without stable employment. I have also spent the year financially secure. Here's to next year, MORE DISPOSABLE INCOME.

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@heyassante

4 years

I’m low key choosing violence. What artist(s) do you find yourself hitting skip on? No explanations necessary. I always skip the week*d.

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@heyassante

3 years

Slave. Thriller. Get me off the timeline already.

Everything Georgia

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3 years

Will Smith and Apple have announced that they'll be pulling production for new slave thriller 'Emancipation' because of Georgia's new voting laws. Becomes the first movie to exit because of the new laws.

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All I know is Jay Ellis was not Derwin on The Game. ISSA WE NOT CO-PARENTING WITH CONDOLA #InsecureHBO

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4 years

USPS keeps trying it.

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I love my friends. They deserve every award, flower, wish, check, piece of mind, love, thing.

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3 years

I finally got the good news I’ve been waiting for. I can finally work with peace today.

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Braided and faded ⚡️

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6 years

Pooooool niggas

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3 years

I just be minding my business and then BOOM

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@heyassante

4 years

Good morning @FriendZonePod listeners! No new episode today so we can recharge and bring you something fresh next week. Send all of your love and positive vibes to our own @HeyFranHey And as always: stay black and protect your magic! Art by @afronautix

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P-VALLEY FINALE TONIIIIGHT Family watch party for the season finale of @PValleySTARZ with @Essence at 10PM EST. Join in and follow along using #PValley #ad #Essence

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Why would I call you daddy/papi and you acting like a damn child?

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I should’ve spent my early 20s finding a sugar daddy to secure rent.

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5 years

Fun fact: my pocket “square” was a durag

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4 years

🎈32 💵 cashapp $assante 😊😊😊 #NewProfilePic logging off. Kthxbye 😘

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This is a bad bitch right here.

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@heyassante

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Friends: WYD Always Me:

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@heyassante

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Me: “We love black women!” @IssaRae : “show us” Me:

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It sucks just feeling completely disconnected from things that used to bring so much joy.

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New preview, who dis?

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2 years

This is a PSA

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@heyassante

1 year

My flight is the shady stans!! The flight attendant was like “I know everyone’s going to see Beyoncé” to which everyone cheered. Then he goes “but I am seeing Alicia Keys next!” Several stans yelled “THESE ARE NOT THE SAME!” 😭😭😭

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I quit my job and once my body catches up to how great I feel, its game over.

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3 years

😭😭😭 @crissles

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Honestly, I am having deep emotional responses to a project I never knew I needed. GOD ONLY, GOD ONLY KNOWS WHY THOUGH #COWBOYCARTER

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3 years

I can’t stop looking at pictures of my new place and cheesing.

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AND STILL UPSET ABOUT IT.

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I’m this old..

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I love eating in the hood. I will be at the tiniest hole in the wall, eating cuisine that some of these top chefs couldn’t touch.

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@heyassante

2 years

Happy Thursday!

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@heyassante

3 years

I got to do a sick campaign with my awesome friends, I watched one of my amazing homegirls kill her show and now one of my best friends that spent the night in my tiny room in a Harlem apartment is passed out on my couch in MY fancy apartment. Life is cool sometimes.

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@heyassante

6 years

Kirk “Puffy Daddy” Franklin has a catalogue. Don’t get it twisted.

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@EverythingLoso

6 years

So we gon pretend like this didn’t slap?

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You know what, I’m glad this episode isn’t longer. The scenes with just the two of them now feel so painful. It’s sad and it hurts. I need some recovery time, SHIT. #InsecureHBO

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@heyassante

3 years

I know how I’m supposed to be treated.

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@heyassante

3 years

I just want to acknowledge Mya, Blackstreet, Teddy Riley and them for “Take Me There” right quick. I would sing it every time I watched the show after that song came out for the first movie. Thanks Nick.

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Happy 42nd birthday 🥳 to @Nickelodeon 🧡💫✨

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@heyassante

4 years

🗣LETS TALK ABOUT ANTHONY “SCI-FI ZADDY” MACKIE

Strong Black Lead

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If there’s one thing Anthony Mackie is gonna give you, it’s a memorable sci-fi role. Black Mirror [2019] Outside The Wire [2021] Altered Carbon [2019]

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I’m finna watch The Carters kill it in Paris, because life.

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@heyassante

4 years

Dr. Wendy: I have four degrees Monique: I have Jamal Bryant’s phone number. 510-***-****

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@heyassante

5 years

I love this lil nigga 😭😭😭

☆ ‧‧̩̥·‧•̥̩̥͙‧·‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l

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@lilnasxking cuz i’m, u know

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Happy Birthday to my Aries Brother @LookAtDustin ! I love you so much and hope you are enjoying this month of mayhem!

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@heyassante

6 years

I’ll take two

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@heyassante

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Hey TwitterNet! Im working today, but still wanted to say hey! It's the first of the month, my rent is paid and I'm already working on projects for next year. God is great.

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@heyassante

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Happy New Year! Be good to others and be even better to yourself. Grace is on my mind and patience is on my heart. -A

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@heyassante

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August 1st, I moved. I worked so hard and I am so glad it happened today. I feel SO. MUCH. BETTER. Fuck dem forces though. All I want to do is complain, but devil, bitch you lost.

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@heyassante

6 years

Looking like Jessica Rabbit Killed Bill 😍

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Hey baby 😛

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THIS IS THE CONTENT I STAN FOR

CHIKA 🧚🏾‍♂️

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i’m on a billboard, bitchessss. 😈

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This nigga playing and just like that, you go from “this could be something” to “nevermind.”

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@heyassante

2 years

All of the terrible straight sex scenes I’ve been put through in my gay life and niggas want to create some “super gay advisory”for they grown sensitive ASSES. 😂

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Yea p valley lost me. They need a super gay advisory on movies like they got for everything else. Cuz That’s a lot to see if u not use to it

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GETTING THE FUCK ASAP ALL 2020

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Blessings to everyone that took time out to acknowledge me on my birthday. I wish I was in a better place mentally but I am still very grateful to you all. 💞

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5 years

Y’all, my couch just broke while I was smoking and I’m too high to process. Let me go get in the shower.

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@heyassante

2 years

I just want someone else to pay my rent for the next 5 years. Or someone to buy me a house. Can’t wait to RT this after it comes true 🙃

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@heyassante

3 years

@HeyFranHey @Ritzcrackers @JadeofallJades JADE ALL YALL ARE PERFECT. LOOK AT YOUR CHILD, YOUR TRIBE, YOUR TALENTS 🥺😭🥺

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TEXAS HOLD ‘EM?! 16 CARRIAGES?! I AM SICK

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4 years

Guys.

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4 years

Need Cicely Tyson, Phylicia Rashad, and Viola Davis on the ‘WAP’ remix. OG wet.

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@heyassante

7 years

All my niggas in the whole wide world

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7 years

How black people bouta roll up to the theaters the day Black Panther comes out #BlackPanther 🙌🏾🙌🏾

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4 years

It took me less than 30mins to vote. Amen.

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8 years

USS Chateau Sheree #NiggerNavy

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@heyassante

5 years

Seaburn is the worst catfish ever. Like, how did he make Rebecca seem sweet and all I could think was “this dumb bitch” every time he wrote.

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@heyassante

4 years

I pray Issa remains single through the next season. I’m looking for the continued Tyler Perry style casting of male love interests. Fine niggas galore, plus lil dips with Nathan and Lawrence on the side. @HeyFranHey @crissles 👀 #InsecureHBO #Insecuritea

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When the hottest storms the building @theestallion 😍😍😍

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@heyassante

4 years

Don't care about OC, BUT THIS LEVEL OF ACCEPTANCE GAVE ME FEELS *closes and puts away gay agenda*

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Revisiting this truly beautiful #RHOC scene where Braunwyn Windham-Burke encouraged her son's drag dreams and am in tears because the family not only showers Jacob with unconditional support but hypes him the fuck up. MORE OF THIS!

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@heyassante

3 years

@crissles Personally, I was hoping for Fly Above tbh

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@heyassante

6 years

I just woke up and still feel like I'm dreaming. Beyoncé-- fucked up my black ass life last night/this morning. #Beychella

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@heyassante

5 years

Happy Birthday @KidFury ! Congrats on all that is and the more to come. Can’t wait for the “Hot Tops” segment to include hot tops, I can help with casting. Here’s to more years of laughs, shade and success.

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