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Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Oregon, USA
Joined November 2007
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@henderob
Bobby Henderson
3 years
If you need an Official letter to be exempt from working in proximity to the unvaxxed .. please use this form: Please everyone respect the religious liberty of Pastafarians and get vaccinated.
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@henderob
Bobby Henderson
2 years
new coin front and back
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@henderob
Bobby Henderson
9 months
happy Holidays everyone
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Bobby Henderson
2 years
To all those whose celebrate, Happy Holidays
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6 years
Can't believe it's that time of year again ...
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@henderob
Bobby Henderson
15 days
let me know if you need a religious exemption from Zoom meetings
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Bobby Henderson
2 years
new Ordination style coming soon
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4 years
Happy new year
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@henderob
Bobby Henderson
6 months
Happy Ramendan
@KerkVsm
Kerk van het Vliegend Spaghettimonster
6 months
Vrolijke Ramendan!
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6 years
Evidence of His Noodly Appendage at work
@skdh
Sabine Hossenfelder
6 years
Nuclear pasta in neutron stars may be the strongest material in the universe via @AddThis
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Bobby Henderson
2 years
Happy New Year
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Bobby Henderson
7 years
Congrats to Pastafarian Christopher Schaeffer for winning re-election to the Pomfrey New York Town Board.
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@henderob
Bobby Henderson
3 years
Australia ruled (once again) that the Church of FSM is not a legitimate religious organization. The tribunal lady was salty about "references to the books of the Bible as the "Old Testicle" and "New Testicle"".
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@henderob
Bobby Henderson
8 years
New Zealand's first legally recognized Pastafarian wedding just happened. Congratulations!
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11 months
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@henderob
Bobby Henderson
4 years
Mikhail Iosilevich, founder of Russia's first Church of FSM has been sent to prison for political charges. We are trying to get the word out. Any help or suggestions is appreciated, thanks. More info here:
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Bobby Henderson
2 years
Wonderful news - the head of Russia's Church of FSM is free. He was in prison for nearly 2 years, accused of supporting democratic opposition to Putin's government, with meetings held at Church of FSM premises.
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@Sam_Baum
Sam Baum
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Micheal Lusefovich, Pastafarian minister jailed in Russia for 1.8 years is now residing in Israel, still supporting his countrymen. Ra'men. + message from him, to @henderob and the Pastafarian community, worldwide. Ramen.
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@henderob
Bobby Henderson
4 years
Pastafarian wine spotted in Australia. Has anyone tried it?
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@henderob
Bobby Henderson
1 year
Mark spotted this Pastafarian trouble-maker on Patrol Live.
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@henderob
Bobby Henderson
2 years
FSM socks for sale in China I'm told
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2 years
"flying spaghetti monster, leonardo da vinci, dark storm clouds in the distance, with a pirate ship in the background" by Jessica / (and MidJourney AI)
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Bobby Henderson
8 months
very interesting ...
@CollinRugg
Collin Rugg
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NEW: Alleged leaked footage shows a "Jellyfish" like object floating over a U.S. military base in Iraq according to investigative journalist @JeremyCorbell . Marine Michael Cincoski, who spoke with News Nation, served as an 'intelligence surveillance recognizance tactical
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9 months
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Bobby Henderson
5 years
What do you guys think of these Pastafarian symbol concepts?
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Bobby Henderson
5 years
"I’m called to invoke the power of the true inebriated creator of the universe, the drunken tolerator of the lesser gods, and maintainer of gravity here on earth. May the Flying Spaghetti Monster let His Noodly Appendages touch each assembly member"
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@henderob
Bobby Henderson
4 years
The FSM Holiday e-Card machine is alive:
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Bobby Henderson
1 month
None of the FSM meme coins are endorsed by the Church. And I would add, beware of low-effort cashgrabs in general.
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@henderob
Bobby Henderson
5 years
Welcome to the Church
@McClainJulie
Julie McClain Downey
5 years
My daughter sat in a pot dressed as spaghetti and meatballs for her first Halloween. When I tell you that that was the proudest moment of my life to date, it is not an exaggeration.
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@henderob
Bobby Henderson
7 years
German court says Pastafarians can't advertise religious services alongside other church signs. We'll fight.
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Bobby Henderson
1 year
FSM people
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@henderob
Bobby Henderson
2 years
AI researcher experiences divine revelation.
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@henderob
Bobby Henderson
5 years
Pastafarians don't need the rule spelled out to show compassion for refugees. We all come from immigrants. Shame on evangelicals.
@SamBuisman
Sam Buisman
5 years
“For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in.” -The Flying Spaghetti Monster, apparently
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@henderob
Bobby Henderson
9 months
Our FSM Holiday e-Card machine is live once again. Send festive greetings to loved ones with all new designs. Free as always: 🎉✨
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3 years
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Bobby Henderson
5 years
Im trying to find the artist behind this beautiful drawing from the Trinidad and Tobago Church of the FSM. Any leads?
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@henderob
Bobby Henderson
10 months
Alaska assembly meetings may no longer allow Pastafarian invocations:
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@henderob
Bobby Henderson
6 years
thoughts and prayers
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@henderob
Bobby Henderson
10 months
For Pastafarians wanting to wear religious attire at work, our letter generator can help. It requests permission for: * Wearing pirate regalia / headwear * Growing a beard * Showing tattoos and piercings
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@henderob
Bobby Henderson
7 years
Pleased to see Arizona finally allows Pastafarians to wear colanders in ID photos.
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@henderob
Bobby Henderson
3 years
New feature for Ordinated FSM people, scan the QR code on your card to see a map of nearby Pastafarians.
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@henderob
Bobby Henderson
4 years
Welcome
@thecowmanshow
Michael Ó Chomáin 🥃
4 years
2020 is a strange year, but it's year in which I've found religion or perhaps it's found me? Henceforth I will identifying as a Pastafarian. I would appreciate if everybody could respect this decision. For anyone interested in our tenets or beliefs please reach out.
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Bobby Henderson
7 months
Here's a good article about the Church of FSM from a while back, just came across it again. It talks about the origins and where Pastafarianism is heading.
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Bobby Henderson
6 years
Finally some recognition of our struggle ... the Rutgers Journal of Law and Religion explores employment protections for Pastafarians in the workplace (dressing as a pirate and taking off every Friday as a religious Holiday):
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Bobby Henderson
10 months
"Richard Dawkins reading the Flying Spaghetti Monster Children's Bible Surely he won't become a believer in his old age?! Thanks to Daniela Wakonigg for the great photo!"
@WalkingMills
Joachim Sohn
10 months
Richard Dawkins bei der Lektüre der #Kinderbibel des Fliegenden Spaghettimonsters 🥰 Er wird doch auf seine alten Tage nicht noch gläubig werden?! Danke an Daniela Wakonigg für das tolle Foto! @henderob #FliegendesSpaghettimonster #FlyingSpaghettimonster @RichardDawkins
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Bobby Henderson
7 years
Happy Holidays. You can send e-Cards to your friends/family here:
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Bobby Henderson
6 years
The FSM Holiday greeting e-Card machine is live: -- may you all be Touched by His Noodly Appendage
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Bobby Henderson
9 months
new designs up on the FSM Holiday e-Card machine: .. go send warm wishes to your loved ones (or others who may enjoy being Touched by His Noodly Appendage).
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Bobby Henderson
4 years
Good. The Church of FSM has also closed our megachurches and grounded our jets for the time being. Safety first.
@CNN
CNN
4 years
One of the country's largest megachurches said it is suspending in-person worship for the rest of 2020 due to coronavirus concerns
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Bobby Henderson
2 years
Happy Holidays everyone. Feel free to use our Holiday e-Card Machine to send festive greetings to you friends and family:
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@henderob
Bobby Henderson
5 years
We just got a bunch of vinyl car window decals. Design similar to my profile image.
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@henderob
Bobby Henderson
5 years
Clergy Parking -- one of many perks of joining the Pastafarian ministry.
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@henderob
Bobby Henderson
4 years
This is the one i get the most complaints about:
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@henderob
Bobby Henderson
6 years
Remember: halloween is the one day a year Pastafarians can walk around in traditional dress (pirate regalia) free from judgment and persecution. Happy halloween everyone.
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Bobby Henderson
6 years
Check out Mike from Denmark's Spaghetti Monster back tattoo. Wow
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Bobby Henderson
3 years
FSM influence on Spongebob
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Bobby Henderson
6 years
Please join me in supporting this film project out of Spain. The premise: "A family is about to celebrate a Pastafarian communion but they debate if they should invite the Christian conservative granny or not."
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Bobby Henderson
5 years
Happy to receive this card from the Trinidad and Tobago Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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Bobby Henderson
5 years
Happy Easter
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@henderob
Bobby Henderson
2 years
Some thoughts on hate-mail, after 10 years:
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Bobby Henderson
5 years
Oslo, Norway sighting: Spaghetti Monster spotted in the ice by Rune.
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@henderob
Bobby Henderson
4 years
Our Kiva team just reached $5 Million in funding for projects in developing countries. Thanks and congratulations everyone. We're still the #1 religious congregation lending team (Eat it, Mormons). Please join us:
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Bobby Henderson
2 years
One day you will be able to freely wear a pirate hat in your ID photo, thanks to the work of Gary and others who keep up the fight in the face of religious discrimination. Inspiring.
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Bobby Henderson
6 years
Pleased to see that the Church of FSM is on top of Kiva's Religious Congregation lending teams, once again. Suck it, Mormons. Please join us:
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Bobby Henderson
6 years
Migrant family separation is wrong. Props to the religious groups calling out this vile policy. Shame on the evangelicals who continue to support this regime. Jesus would not approve.
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@henderob
Bobby Henderson
4 years
amazing artwork
@alenorosic
Alen aka the Rabbi
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4 years
I'm hearing that one of the larger FSM facebook groups was shut down, we're looking into it. No idea what was the problem, no communication from FB.
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Bobby Henderson
3 years
From the mailbag: "Do you offer a letter than exempts us from having to associate with virtue signaling pompous twats who love to go on about their vaccinations all the time? " No
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Bobby Henderson
4 years
This is bad news. On the other hand, lets make a school and get the money.
@FFRF
FFRF
4 years
BREAKING: In a massive blow to state/church separation, #SCOTUS rules that states funding private secular education must also fund private religious schools.
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Bobby Henderson
8 years
The Templin Pastafarians are fighting to keep their signs up (alongside the Catholic signs):
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Bobby Henderson
2 years
new Church of the FSM shirt design available, it is a work in progress:
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@henderob
Bobby Henderson
4 years
Looking good. Happy Ramendan to our Persian friends.
@FSMpersian
هیولای اسپاگتی پرنده
4 years
آماده شدن پاستافارین های نیوجرسی برای ماه مبارک رامندان (پاستازن) ماه زولبیا، ماه بامیه، ماه ماکارونی و کمک به فقرا #Ramendan
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Bobby Henderson
3 years
hydroxychloroquine shills are pretty quiet these days
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Bobby Henderson
2 years
I hear that the NYC Clerk's office is rejecting Pastafarian Wedding Officiant applications. Anyone know who we can contact to fight this?
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Bobby Henderson
9 years
Good news -- New Zealand approves Pastafarians to perform marriages.
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Bobby Henderson
13 years
Check out this animated propaganda video - Spaghetti, Wenches & Metaphysics: http://t.co/mW6IvXrX
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Bobby Henderson
4 years
N95 masks are accepted Pastafarian religious garb. Please let us know of medical professionals terminated for refusing to work without proper PPE. Safety first.
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Bobby Henderson
6 years
I made a letter to help get ID photos taken while wearing Traditional Pastafarian Headgear (colanders) citing case law precedent and vague legal threats and so on.
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Bobby Henderson
6 years
Flying Spaghetti Monster sighting in Beetle Bailey
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3 years
Makes me wonder if she has actually read the Old Testament? Isn't there stuff about testicles in there? Maybe I am remembering wrong. Something about a donkey. Help me out Christian twitter.
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Bobby Henderson
5 years
You can send FSM Holiday e-cards here:
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8 months
Congrats to everyone on Kiva Team FSM - we've reached $7 Million in loans, and still the #1 Religious Congregation team (sorry, Mormons). Kiva is a micro-lending charity that provides interest free loans to the third world. Join us:
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Bobby Henderson
5 years
We Pastafarians are still waiting for our invite.
@CBNNews
CBN News
5 years
Worship music rang throughout the White House Friday as several Christian artists lifted the name of Jesus.
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@henderob
Bobby Henderson
2 years
The fight continues -- Vancouver says no Pirate Hats in ID photos.
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Bobby Henderson
4 years
this is a bold look
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Bobby Henderson
3 years
Will he refuse treatment by the "medical industrial complex" if he gets sick with Covid? I do not believe these people have true convictions.
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Bobby Henderson
9 years
FSM spotted in this Hurricane Joaquin forecast. Is it a sign? http://t.co/LPAfDIRKus
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Bobby Henderson
2 years
Here is a nice article about the growth of the Church of FSM in Australia:
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Bobby Henderson
5 years
Let me share a recent Hate-Mail. The messages from unhinged loons don't bother me. More worried about the ones that seem carefully written so as to not be overtly threatening.
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@henderob
Bobby Henderson
5 years
The Trump era feels less Left vs. Right or Liberal vs. Conservative ... and more Informed-by-Facts vs. Willfully-Ignorant. Trump cleaved the country along the Faith-Reason line but it was in the context of politics not religion.
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@henderob
Bobby Henderson
2 years
Any Pastafaraians looking to relocate to Alberta
@jkenney
Jason Kenney 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇮🇱
2 years
Alberta launches a new immigration stream for religious workers:
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@henderob
Bobby Henderson
4 years
scary
@RightWingWatch
Right Wing Watch
4 years
Televangelist Kenneth Copeland laughs at the media for declaring that Joe Biden has won the election and will become president.
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