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@hellsunicorn

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Libertarian/Paleo-con hybrid, musician, independent music journalist, bookworm, old school Reformed Presbyterian and unapologetic liberty-lover. No DMs.

Philadelphia, PA
Joined September 2009
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Video a fan made of one of our songs using clips from the 1986 Tom Cruise film Legend. Kinda hits close to home given the primary subject of the movie.
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@Elg1do @stillgray Well, the pepper spray worked, so that’s a solution.
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@JoJoFromJerz Yeah, Brandon is just a model human being. 🙄🖕
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@JoeBiden You’ve been fact-checked, Brandon! 😂😂😂
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@SamJownes Yeah, awesome…🙄
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@StephenKing Stick to writing Steve, pushing porn on minors is not a good career choice.
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@lukepbeasley You screenshot your own tweet? Do you jack-off to pictures of yourself too? 😂😂😂
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@POTUS There are no trans kids, only grooming victims. Happy Pride Day!
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@JoJoFromJerz Did you just admit that the media has been trying to shut Trump up? 😂😂😂
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@RyanPatrick1991 Uh, what about putting the cork back on and saving the rest for this new thing called…later? Also, red wine is actually good for you in moderate amounts, so I’m not sure where this body being a trash can thing comes into play. 🤔
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@CNN Good, another common sense law to stop the barbarism of child genital-mutilation.
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@mmpadellan lol Crack Daddy calling other people frauds! 😂😂😂
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@ProjectLincoln That shot was taken 7 hours before the event started. Stop abusing kids.
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@mmpadellan Cool story bro, could you at least try fighting for all that crap without burning down a bunch of cities?
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@FOXNIIGHTGALAXY Why wait? Nobody wants you here anyway.
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@ProjectLincoln It’s the face of a guy who looks half dead despite being on an Adderall overdose. Stop abusing kids.
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@RepSwalwell Nope, just trying to keep the perverts out, i.e. people like you in drag, Fartwell.
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@FLOTUS Every little girl should know to stay as far from your husband as humanly possible.
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@mmpadellan This you bro?
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@POTUS You don’t even pay you’re own taxes Mr. Depends. 😂😂😂
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@JoJoFromJerz Yeah, because you guys are”normal”. 😂🖕
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@krassenstein @imjdsharp Right here, roughly 4 hours ago today.
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@RepJeffries You spelled FBI agitators and ANTIFA wrong.
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@mmpadellan You mad bro?
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@ProjectLincoln Stop abusing kids.
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@harryjsisson Put your junk away Harry, you belong to Pete.
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@JoJoFromJerz If you don’t care, then why can’t you shut up about it for 5 minutes? 😂😂😂
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@charliekirk11 @ArmaLite15OU812 Either McConnell realizes his schemes have backfired and is trying to salvage his remaining senate career, or this is a ploy. Either way, he’s not to be trusted and we should have new leadership after we retake the senate.
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@mmpadellan This is closer to what another 4 years will look like. Pay your child support.
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@healthbyjames Cool, another Hollywood perv who’s opinion I don’t care about.
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@TAftermath2020 Nobody will touch her, because that’s how you get leprosy. 😳🤢🤮
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@JebraFaushay I don’t date anything with a dong, even if it’s now gone. But in all fairness, if an actual woman behaved this crazy, I’d be running away just as fast.
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@MikeSington Got any overheard footage that isn’t 8 hours before the event, sweet cheeks? 😂😂😂
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@ProjectLincoln And this a group of perverts. Stop abusing kids.
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@MikeSington @Liz_Andromeda They look like Feds.
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@SamJownes If you say so, Sam. 🙄
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@taradublinrocks You mad that Elon took away your little blue checkmark? 😂😂😂
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@ThePatriotOasis I don’t think all that blubber will burn.
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@krassenstein Call me old fashioned, but I think a guy who molested his own 12 year old daughter has no room to talk about Trump’s past philandering.
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@ProjectLincoln Stop abusing kids.
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@AdamKinzinger If there is violence anywhere, it will be FBI instigated.
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@mmpadellan Yo crack daddy! This you?
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@mmpadellan The talking points are being dispersed especially fast today. 😂😂😂
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@acnewsitics Not really, Harris looks kinda manly though, like Michael Obama.
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@harryjsisson Does Bootyjuice know that you’re cheating on him? 😂😂😂
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@Mollyploofkins Good. Democracy is mob rule, I prefer living in a republic.
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@JoJoFromJerz Keep on yapping Jo, you’re hubby ain’t coming back. 😂😂😂
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@Punchy_Playz I’m 6’3, so it’s rare I meet a woman who is taller than me. But provided that she has 2 x-chromosomes and the corresponding parts, height is basically a non-factor for me.
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@acnewsitics Yep, Alex just got his DNC check for this week. 😂😂😂
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@ProjectLincoln No he didn’t. Stop abusing kids.
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@jonpopmemes @RonAlex20964774 This one is still my personal favorite.
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@mmpadellan When he gets over 100 years in prison for a misdemeanor past the statute of limitations, let me know. Pay your child support.
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@ProjectLincoln When it comes to The Lincoln Project, it’s less a matter of that our kids are watching, and more that we have to watch our kids.
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@wilderpatriot They used to, it was called being a stay at home mom.
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@AngelaBelcamino Sounds like he’s actually allowing both sides into the feed now, because I’m still seeing your inane crap.
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@krassenstein Yesterday you asked me to name an example of you being a bigot as if you weren’t constantly smearing white American families with your rhetoric, and here you are doing it again. 🙄
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@RepSwalwell I’m sorry, you were saying something?
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@rylanbeckins @iowa_2a The margins won’t be close enough for them to steal this one from Oz, they don’t have enough people to bus in from Camden to get Fetterman over the 6-8 point spread he will lose by on Election Day. Mastriano is another story, he’ll need an unprecedented turnout in western PA.
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@JoJoFromJerz You just got pwned 9 to zip. 😂🖕
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@mmpadellan Here comes Dark Brandon. Quick! Hide you’re 11 year old daughters!
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@mmpadellan Why should anyone care what a judge in a 3rd world country like California thinks again? Pay your child support.
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@ProjectLincoln Stop abusing kids.
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@acnewsitics Yeah, you’re a racist that hates people of color. See the demographics of the state you’re dumping on.
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@mmpadellan Keep dreaming crack daddy, and pay your child support.
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@mmpadellan Oh I’m sorry crack daddy, what was that again?
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@JoJoFromJerz Nobody wants a Pat on the back from you Jo, mostly because it might involve a Hep B misadventure. We’re noting that unlike you, we don’t riot in response to political setbacks. That’s you guys. 🙂🖕
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@kangaroos991 I’ll raise my hand for condemning him for crimes against humanity. How’s that?
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@Edwin07011 You know what offends me? A bunch of bigots who think they are indigenous because their ancestors crossed a land bridge rather than sailed here by boat. Everybody born here is indigenous get over yourself! (P.S. One of my great-grandfathers was full blooded Lakota).
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@JoJoFromJerz You think people actually care what you think of them? 😂😂😂
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@atensnut Glad to see him holding the line, if he keeps this up he’ll be a better speaker than Ryan and Boehner combined.
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@JoJoFromJerz Oh yes, Jo just got her latest DNC check.
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@mmpadellan Kinda like how quiet you’ve been about this.
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@akafacehots Breathless.
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@JoJoFromJerz Too many words, he’ll start stammering and drifting off into gibberish if he tries that.
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@NewYorkStateAG @Walgreens Stop persecuting firefighters you fascist.
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@DefiantLs Graduated from the Julia Louis-Dreyfus school of dance.
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@ProjectLincoln Stop abusing kids.
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@JoJoFromJerz De Niro hasn’t been cool in over 20 years Jo, didn’t you get the memo? 😂😂😂
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@krassenstein You mean this Dark Brandon?
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@UltraDane I caught maybe 3 or 4 words of what these kids were saying. I know there’s reason why they call it jive, but come on! You know these kids are never going to get a real job. 😖
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