Honestly, if it were “raining men” Hallelujah wouldn’t be the word that came to mind | Part Antagonist, Part Protagonist | Usually Making Fun of my Husband
If 2024 has taught me anything so far it’s that as a woman, you simply cannot die and leave the kingdom to a bunch of men. Let this be a lesson to us all.
Do you mean to tell me that Taylor Swift was simultaneously on a world tour, in a new relationship, at every Chiefs game, re-recorded Reputation AND found time to write an entirely new album meanwhile I can’t even unload the dishwasher & start the laundry all in the same day?
Melania was awfully quiet when her husband was verbally attacking Greta Thunberg, a child with Aspergers, because she dared to speak out about the climate crisis.
But saying that Barron can’t be given a royal title is just too much.
One thing I love about this app is that we can collectively lose our minds over a single topic for three days straight and then just stop talking about it like it never happened.
As soon as I read the part in Spare where Prince Harry mocks Prince Williams “unfortunate bald spot” I knew I was reading the memoir of a person who has been radically misinformed about the condition of back of his own head.
Anderson Cooper, my third favorite news personality, behind Dan Rather and Steve Kornacki, is hosting Jeopardy tonight and I’m not sad.
I am, however, concerned that being 40 means that I have a ranking of news personalities.
People are hard on The Bachelor producers for casting 22 year old college students, but show me a 34 year old woman who wants to stay up until 5:00 AM to find out if she’s getting a rose?
#TheBachelor
All of the women out here pretending they don’t understand the allure of Pete Davidson didn’t go for the grungy skater boys in high school and it shows.
My favorite thing about Facebook is all of the anti-vaxxer cheerleaders that I went to high school with refusing vaccines because they are not “fully FDA approved” while simultaneously trying to sell me pyramid scheme supplements that have never even been FDA evaluated. Cool.
The only way I will properly forgive Harry & Meghan is if they film a reality show where Meghan teaches Harry how to do “commoner” activities such as loading a dishwasher and filing out a W-4.
#MeghanMarkle
#HarryandMeghan
Let’s just say that if I had followed the same path as all of the girls I was jealous of in high school, I would be selling essential oils on Facebook and carrying a water bottle full of wine around Home Goods on the weekends.
I really miss going to Target for two hours just to touch every item in the store and then leave with $123 dollars worth of home decor items & a new planner.
Look ladies, whether you love her or hate her are we really just going to stand by and let Kanye threaten Kim with revenge porn? Didn’t we kind of collectively agree that we are no longer accepting that behavior?
I have Covid for the second time so I’ve decided that this round instead of working through it, I’m going to lay in bed for five days straight watching bad reality tv and eating all the Cinnabon’s that I can comfortably consume.