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art | nature | culture design specialist @lyonandturnbull art history phd @univofstandrews

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Joined May 2009
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2 years
I’m sure Twitter won’t die buuut why not follow each other on Instagram too…?
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4 years
BEEN ACCEPTED BY ST ANDREWS FOR A PHD OMG 🥰🥺😭😭🥺🥰
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4 months
I kind of love this photo of me walking home last night 🚶‍♂️
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3 years
I find it so strange that people on here worry about going to the cinema alone. I have done it hundreds of times lol it's literally no big deal at all?!
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2 years
Bought myself a wee bachelor pad 🏡
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4 years
Gosh I love this woman so much 💓
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4 years
Been thinking about love lately. It’s totally on brand, but being a disabled woman makes me think of love a bit differently. There’s no sugar coating it...I’m different. Things won’t be easy. In the end, though, love is worth fighting for. Disability and all... #MyBestSelfie 💓💓
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2 years
tip to get UK-based gay followers today: tweet that you’re a top with AC
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3 years
people: I really want more gay friends hmu!!! me: hey 😃 people:
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2 years
who wants in… 🟢🟢🟢
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3 years
today I took a selfie and accepted my PhD offer 🥳
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3 years
squad goals 🐶
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2 years
work party last night 🥳
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4 years
The Birthday Boy! 🥳
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4 years
Mum: why are you in a bad mood today? Me, aged 14: I have a crush on X in my class and he said he doesn’t like me back Mum: hmm... well Matthew if you’re going to be dating boys you need to raise your standards, you can do way better than him! #NationalComingOutDay
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2 years
OMG!!! I have just found out that I won a travel bursary of £1,000 for a research trip to Paris for my PhD! 😃😃
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3 years
the quickest way to get followers on twitter is to post one tweet saying you’re a top
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5 years
My friend just informed me he is going on a date with my ex this weekend l o l
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7 years
Masters Matthew! 🎓
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3 years
home alone tonight so drinking beer and taking pics
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happy birthday me :)
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2 years
hi to bristolians
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6 years
Gay culture is seeing someone who ghosted you complain about being ghosted
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6 years
Got two new tops
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3 years
Birthday boy 🥳
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3 years
Nice contrast in Hyde Park today
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5 years
Sir, you have late fees totalling £3 on these books
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3 years
Lots of people are going to Manchester Pride this weekend meanwhile I am going to the Whitstable oyster festival lol
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8 months
I am the captain now 🫡
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5 years
Just handed in my notice after accepting a new job offer last week! 😀
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5 years
First day of the new job ! 😃
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2 years
got promoted to junior specialist today 🥳🥳
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3 years
Me when I’m with a friend and with food: 😃😃
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7 years
My grandparents aged 17. They met aged 10, were married at 18, and yesterday my grandfather left us aged 81. Rest in peace Granddad
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7 years
Just got my grades back from my Masters and I passed with Merit!! Yay!!!
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3 years
happy Hogmanay !
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3 years
Can’t wait for June 21st to go to predrinks and then go home early when people go clubbing because I hate nightclubs 🥳
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3 years
In work today we are doing press photography for our spring sales and they asked me to be the model 😅
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2 years
posting thirst traps to show people I have the heating on in my flat
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6 years
Aaand relax 😌
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3 years
Another day in Matthew’s bakery
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3 years
At work today I was asked if I could help identify the maker of a table nobody had any luck with. I was able to find the maker name, the table name, and the year it was made and everyone was very pleased with me :-)
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3 years
Another day in the office 🥸
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2 years
On the bonnie, bonnie banks of Loch Lomond 💙
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4 years
Just had the sweetest call from @macmillancancer checking in and seeing how I was feeling as I was meant to be doing a hike for them this weekend but it was sadly cancelled. Can’t wait to do it later in the year! 🥰
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1 year
:-)
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2 years
My first morning cup of coffee in bed in my own place :-)
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4 years
I just finished a (very, very, very, very) first draft of a PhD research proposal 😳
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6 months
Training begins for the Hackney Half - got my tshirt from Brain Tumour Research who I’m raising money for !
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5 years
Happy #PrideMonth ! Each day this month I am going to post an LGBT+ artist and my favourite piece by them, just in case anyone would like to discover some new artists! 😊
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2 years
retail therapy exhibits A and B, your honour
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5 years
In my natural habitat back in an art gallery 🎨
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4 years
When people insinuate that certain behaviour is the characteristic of a top/bottom 🤮🤮🤮
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4 years
I’m a worker bee again 😃
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2 years
Love my new shorts n shoes 😃
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1 year
Passed my PhD annual progress review and they said my research is very exciting and my writing is of a high quality! 😳🥰
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7 years
Currently: in bed in my underwear, drinking gin, listening to Tchaikovsky, surrounded by candles, a soft breeze entering via the window
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3 years
Everyone today: pints, haircuts, gym Me today: cup of tea, biscuits, blanket
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2 months
hi
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1 year
Working on a bank holiday isn’t so bad sometimes 🍷
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4 years
Like this and I’ll compare you to a work of art
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4 years
Yesterday’s picnic ☺️
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4 years
If I like three of your pictures in a row I am flirting with you and ready for you to slide into my DMs #smooth
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3 years
post your most liked pic of 2021 🔥 brunch buddies
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post your most liked of 2021✨ ‘It’ didn’t come home but the validation did
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8 months
Crème brûlée baby
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2 years
bank holidays + coastal walks = happy Matthew 🤠
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5 months
v sweaty but longest and fastest I’ve run in years so 💪💪
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3 years
my bday cake :-)
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3 years
New shoes day!
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9 months
30 :-)
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Les 30 ans et plus, montrez-nous comment vous BRILLEZ ✨
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6 years
I GOT A NEW JOB 🆘😱
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4 years
Gosh thank you so much, this is so lovely. I owe a huge amount to my friends for helping me. I googled the St Andrews email address to make sure I wasn’t being pranked but we’re good 😅😳
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6 years
I drank this in 0.05 seconds 🍻
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3 years
Second vaccine? Smashed it mate
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3 years
I posted a picture of myself in a new jumper on Insta stories this morning and felt really cute and my ex just gave me his two cents... lol
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1 year
bonsoir MTV et bienvenue dans mon appartement ✨
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4 years
Lunchtime walk in the snow 😃
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6 years
Work is a lot better today! Here I am enjoying it and blending in to the pieces around me. 😌
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4 years
So festive!
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2 years
🥳🤪🤩
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a brisk walk to prepare for another day of eating 🐷
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these are ok :-)
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it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.
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a mountaineering boy on a big hike 😃
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2 years
getting blown away but worth the 6:30am start
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my post-haircut looks like most people’s pre-haircut lol
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2 years
merry Christmas everyone!! 🥰
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2 years
Thinking about lunch time 🧐
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3 years
I took a not-Twitter-friendly pic and think I look good in it but have nobody to show it to 🤨
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6 years
Got some new stuff 🐰
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4 years
A silly straw for a serious boy 🤪
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6 years
Wedding time!
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Today is a baking day!
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