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@helloimivan

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hello i’m ivan.

Seattle, WA
Joined March 2014
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@helloimivan
ivan
7 years
When someone steals your tweet and gets all the RTs
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alex medina
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When someone steals your tweet and gets all the RTs
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@helloimivan
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7 years
when you finish with 2 kills and 20 deaths but your team still won
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7 years
everyone in that classroom a bitch. i would have got up and knocked him the fuck out.
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@helloimivan
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6 years
be funny stoopid
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Kathy Griffin
6 years
No Women
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7 years
lmaoo espn disrespectful af
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@helloimivan
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6 years
when everyone is freezing their asses off but you have your tiger blanket 😊
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@helloimivan
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8 years
goat
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@helloimivan
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6 years
lmaooo what???
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6 years
i’m 5’6”. i have no fucking choice.
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6 years
“el chapo was found guilty” mexico:
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7 years
why is every white girl's middle name ''marie'?
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6 years
mac miller did it all without a drake feature.
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@helloimivan
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8 years
listen. godspeed
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@helloimivan
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10 years
odell beckham jr could catch mewtwo with a regular pokeball.
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@helloimivan
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6 years
i thought it was over right here
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@helloimivan
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10 years
before I do anything I ask myself “would Jameis Winston do that?” and if the answer is yes, I don't do that thing.
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1 year
@stoolpresidente "It's a reporter's tactic when you want to get someone to respond you kind of have to indicate there might be something negative and then you get them to engage. " is WILD.
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@helloimivan
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6 years
steph curry klay thompson kevin durant draymond green boogie cousins but lakers couldn’t get chris paul? fuck stern, and silver.
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@helloimivan
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5 years
lebron shot 7/19 to score 18 points on taco tuesday???
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@helloimivan
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7 years
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@helloimivan
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1 year
especially if you know the back story
What’s the best nba player commercial of all time?
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@helloimivan
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8 years
lmaooo @ their social medias after the nba said no more hateful back and forth conversations. trolls
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@helloimivan
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6 years
♥️
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@helloimivan
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8 years
beyonce is overrated. don't @ me.
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@helloimivan
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6 years
saints offense tonight.
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@helloimivan
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8 years
helloimindy
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@helloimivan
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5 years
OH MY GOD
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@helloimivan
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5 years
how can you hate nate diaz
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@helloimivan
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10 years
if she beats you in madden, 2K, or FIFA, she's cheating on you.
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@helloimivan
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6 years
duh. *insert kobe ‘soft’ gif*
@Complex
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Steve Carell says 'The Office' reboot would never work in today's climate because of Michael Scott's "inappropriate behavior"
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@helloimivan
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6 years
jeeeeeeeez
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Ben Coil
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Like a light.
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@helloimivan
ivan
6 years
now do weight
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Introducing the thing you never asked for, but definitely always wanted—Tinder Height Verification. Coming soon. Read more about it here:
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@helloimivan
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7 years
HI GUYS
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@helloimivan
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6 years
it makes me sad that the packers wasted all of aaron rodgers career.
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@helloimivan
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9 years
lmao kanye is charging $20 for the album? no, thanks. i'll just download it illegally like a normal person.
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@helloimivan
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7 years
why are y'all so worried about signing up for tidal for this jay z album? i'll just download it illegally like a regular person.
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@helloimivan
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10 years
let me guess, 2015 is your year, right?
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@helloimivan
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7 years
josh gordon smoked, and drank a 5th and had back to back 200 yard games. shut up.
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@helloimivan
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7 years
ugly but proud.
@SlayerOfVibes
The Praetorian Josh
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If Kirby absorbed you, what power would he get?
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@helloimivan
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7 years
the best player in the world series buys shoes in the kid section. what the fuck.
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@helloimivan
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7 years
man, shut up. this is why y'all lost your shitty blue check mark.
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8 years
zeke hit him with the 2004 madden spin move.
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8 years
best dunk today. by a 16 year old.
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6 years
ingram leveled up
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6 years
@FvckLesx what the fuck is this
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@helloimivan
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5 years
when the qb was pissing you off in blitz 2000
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5 years
they definitely didn’t think this one through.
@SBNation
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🍵🐸
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9 years
😢
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3 years
ben simmons: *pump fakes* the defense:
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5 years
@Benaskren let me refresh your memory
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9 years
unreal
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@helloimivan
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6 years
question how many faking they streams? (a lot) getting they plays from machines (a lot) i can see behind the smoke and mirrors ni**as ain't really big as they seem (hmm) - j cole - michael scott
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@helloimivan
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10 years
Did Ohio State win? | http://t.co/imeOrmSTwi
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6 years
lmaoooooo it’s dave chappelle. shut your sensitive ass up.
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6 years
smh. *insert kobe ‘soft’ gif*
@NME
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‘The Simpsons’ producer confirms Apu is being written out of show following controversy
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8 years
"at least we went 13-3"
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3 years
wisconsin hasn’t been carried this hard since
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@helloimivan
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6 years
OH MY GOD FURY YOU FUCKING MONSTER HOW DID YOU GET UP FROM THAT.
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6 years
imagine scoring 50+ points and not winning. lol that sucks.
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@helloimivan
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8 years
this guy throws a flag on your girl, wyd?
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@helloimivan
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6 years
butthole eyes. shoutout mac.
@TMZ
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Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson Split, Engagement Called Off
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8 years
for future
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7 years
las vegas shooting really came and went. no details. nothing. that's crazy.
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8 years
i've lost all respect, sorry. this is rigged for money..or ratings not sure which. i won't be silent. just saw it live on univision sry 🇲🇽
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4 years
lmaooooooooo
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6 years
what
@nypost
New York Post
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Bella and Gigi Hadid make books the hot new accessory of 2019
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@T_Knight09 small dog? it’s a fucking pitbull, stoopid.
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7 years
logic’s old tweets low key better than durant’s
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7 years
nope, never seen that man in my life.
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10 years
Roger Goodell denies seeing Ray Rice security tape? According to an ancient elementary school proverb, Roger Goodell's pants are on fire.
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@helloimivan
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3 years
luka and the rest of the dallas mavericks vs. the clippers
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@JNevs27 you know he still has to do the shit, right? lol. he’s good.
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4 years
when brady wins his 7th but we don’t have to see another jackson mahomes tiktok
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@jarule
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Suns are dangerous…
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6 years
why do you have it looking like bane? smh.
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cam newton watching brock purdy today
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when you memorized all your mom’s go to ass beating moves
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6 years
@FvckLesx you’re not trolling? lol man, what the fuck.
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6 years
fuck this. drug test derrick rose.
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4 years
“falcons up late in the 4th and that should put the game away”
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8 years
isaiah thomas is either dropping 50 or dropping 5. respect either way.
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6 years
mac miller is the dopest white rapper ever. he’s above the one you’re thinking of.
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4 years
lmaooooooo
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7 years
lil dicky can go bar for bar with your favorite rapper. is he being taken serious yet?
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6 years
Listen to "YANDHI" by Kanye West on Apple Music.
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7 years
zbo the only one that can check boogie like that.
@DimeUPROXX
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"Where we from, the bullies get bullied. In my hood, the bullies get bullied" Zbo and Cousins 😂😂
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49ers have a better record than the patriots lmaooooo sucks to suck.
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i wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days.. before you've actually left them" - andy bernard
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kevin had the original keys to success
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43/17/13 and the game winner lmaoo
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your quarterback isn't jimmy garoppolo? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO can't relate.
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kyle shanahan named his son after a lil wayne album, and jimmy g is getting topped off by porn stars. we’re going 16-0
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6 years
broner got his ass beat by a 40 year old politician lmao.
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7 years
your mcm thinks cnn is a reliable news source.
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7 years
how are you 40, using 16oz gloves, and still be this fast? yeah floyd isn't losing lol.
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
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this didn't age well
@GregSchoen
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I wish I had kept my 1,700 BTC @ $0.06 instead of selling them at $0.30, now that they're $8.00! #bitcoin
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