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she/her. podcast producer. milf. video producer. storyteller. jezebel.

Lagos, Nigeria
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Joined January 2017
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This is the second time I'm accidentally deleting my pinned tweet, so ka hmm.. Anyways, I write on Medium
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Being a girl in a society that wants a boy

I was born in 2001. For most of you that didn’t or don’t know my age, you do now. Just do some quick math. I am a member of Generation Z…

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Alhamdulillah sisters, with more effort i believe we can make it 100% ❀️
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70% of women are bad at sex.
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my parents don’t know it’s the throat goat they’re making wash all these plates.
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unilag has dropped resumption calendar but there are people who attend unilag who live in bayelsa and port harcourt. people whose houses are underwater or their parents have lost their jobs or businesses. how do you want them to resume school?
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With your partner beside us whispering "we shouldn't be doing this"
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fuck, my grocery!
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Operatives of the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency, NDLEA, have intercepted two imported consignments of Loud, a strong strain of cannabis, with a combined weight of 5,344.1 kilograms along the Epe-Lekki corridor and at the Alfa beach, Lekki area of Lagos state. Based on
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We never get cool stuff like this in Nigeria I’m so sick 😭
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got the cup omg
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i’m just going to say that the therapist mentally aware recommended to me reported me to my mummy. anything they said that place did? i no dey argue am
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he wants to fix this country so his wife will not leave it. GOD PLEASE HEAR MY CRY. WHO WILL FIX COUNTRY FOR ME 😭
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❀️
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opened a cupboard in my mum’s kitchen andβ€”
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@delusss_ Start using "we locomote"
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Dragging Gen-Z Astrology babes but everyday "11:11 πŸ’«" Hmmm
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i went outside
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Not people that were wearing Ama Kip Kip, G-shock and snapback speaking on Gen Z fashion. Hmmmmm
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"The term prostitute is a name reserved for every woman. You just have to piss off the right man" Image gotten from @/ayodoodle on IG
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If abortion was legal, this woman won't have died. She'd have gone to a hospital and gotten a proper abortion done. She'd have still been alive. Legalise abortion so women stop dying.
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Mother of four dies after abortion in Ebonyi #SaturdayMorning
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πŸ™πŸΎ
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Lagos is so small. How can the man I want to sleep with be sleeping with the woman I want to sleep with?
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i will never forget the day they were sharing flyer in Ekosodin and the guy wanted to give me and I dodged him and started walking fast. next thing he started walking after me so I started running. will you believe this goat was pursuing me with flyer? 😭
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Normalise platonic sex with your friends
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normal people’s parents: you look so beautiful today my mum: make dem no think say we get money kon kidnap you o. hian
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This is what an MIT email looks like πŸ™πŸΎ
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i need tech companies to please change up the colour of their T-Shirts. not every time black or blue. sometimes pink, brown, yellow, green signed, - the people sleeping with your staff
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Don't let any man force you into a threesome with another woman. Don't perform queerness for the benefit of any man. Agreeing to a threesome or kissing girls doesn't make you "freaky" Don't perform "freakiness" for men. Please dears πŸ™πŸΎ
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"roaring 20s" but the only thing roaring is my stomach because food don cost
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Depression steals from you. Mental illness in general. It just takes everything you have. I don't know what it's like to have a stable routine. I might be doing okay, recovering & then boom. My room's a mess, I go three days without having a shower, eat one meal in two days
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For those whose names we never got to know, this is for you πŸ•―οΈ #EndSARS
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hello everyone, today is my last day as the head troublemaker, junior editor and her newsletter writer at @zikokomag I’d spent the last 2 years and 8 months doing cool work around Ships, Her and Inside Life
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you're calling someone that works for you "daddy"??????? i hate this country, walahi
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Dear Daddy @jidesanwoolu , good day sir. Please Daddy,this lekki road is a mess .The countless amount of potholes. It’s a death trap and the number of hours we spend in traffic is harsh on the mind. I am typing this from inside such traffic. Thank you Daddy.
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lmao i'm sorry but why the long list of her achievements? they shouldn't sexualise her simply because. what does the rest of it have to do with anything? πŸ€·πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ
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Before these weirdos start to sexualize Alozie Please note the following: She graduated from Yale University with a bachelor’s degree in Molecular, Cellular, and Developmental Biology.
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@phillyf_ it's so dry omg 😭
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It's good. They are trying to bring us down with all the fornication on this app, but like a dick we rise!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Celibacy gang wossop?
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me with this Hilda Baci cookathon thing and me with the misogyny from this Hilda Baci cookathon thing
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You can literally say β€œI hate Nigerians” and β€œI love Nigerians” in the span of 24hrs and both your feelings are valid.
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when she went for her service year and masquerade wanted to beat her so she removed the mask and flogged him with koboko
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when women say they don't feel safe with male doctors, the doctors and associates came on here to gaslight us and call us names, but look at what the ones in medical school are saying
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Your future medical practitioners. This is what CMUL is raising and encouraging. Ire oo.
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Dear new followers, I am very much in support of that thing they call "homosexuality". Trans rights? Human rights. Feminist? Is what I am. So, incase you didn't read my bio before you followed me and you're a rude, homophobic, transphobic, misogynist, UNFOLLOW!! Thank you πŸ’–
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In this house, we love and respect trans folks. Happy #TransDayOfVisibility
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men are always so ready to defend an imaginary man. you don’t even know what he did to her to make her hate him so much. GOD FORBID MEN
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Defended βœ…
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PAY CREATIVES! PAY CREATIVES!! PAY CREATIVES!!! PAY CREATIVES!!!! PAY CREATIVES!!!!! PAY CREATIVES!!!!!! PAY CREATIVES!!!!!!! PAY CREATIVES!!!!!!!! PAY CREATIVES!!!!!!!!! Exposure won't put food on the table. Money will.
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Give HIM his own movie. There's so much we need to know.
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Sco pa tu manaa
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Hello Twitter, University of Benin students are protesting because our VC has added 20k as a punishment for late school fees payment. Basically, if you can’t pay your normal school fees, your punishment is that they add 20k to it. They’ve blocked main gate, we move!
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when you’re a woman attracted to other women you realise that the beauty standards that the rest of the world goes by doesn’t particularly work in that space. why? because the world beauty standard is centered around men
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I helped my Uncle mute someone on WhatsApp yesterday and he told me I should try going into Tech. Today I helped him save two numbers with the same contact, and this man looked at me like I was doing magic Old people are funny lmao
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@captainojiribe @OlaTheOG 141 million followers means that there is a possibility over half will come to the show or at least try to. That's what it means. Also, Coachella isn't for people in your "avenue". Thank you.
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a lot of men can’t wrap their heads around the fact that a woman can be both conventionally attractive AND smarter than them. they always feel the need to bring her down in one of these areas so that they can feel better about themselves.
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In 2020, someone masturbated beside me in a suya spot. I still have nightmares about it & see his blue kaftan. Y'all are so quick to worry about his mental health. What about hers? WHAT ABOUT HER MENTAL HEALTH?? Does the mental health of victims not matter to you fuckers???
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I quit the job 🀸🀸🀸🀸🀸
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I got the job πŸ€ΈπŸΎβ€β™€οΈπŸ€ΈπŸΎβ€β™€οΈπŸ€ΈπŸΎβ€β™€οΈπŸ€ΈπŸΎβ€β™€οΈπŸ€ΈπŸΎβ€β™€οΈπŸ€ΈπŸΎβ€β™€οΈ
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Basically my default setting lmao
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thinking of going back to blonde. thoughts?
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My mother barges into my room like she expects to see me engaged in an orgy while waving a gun around and sniffing cocaine off of the back of exotic dancers.
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But if a woman says she's not comfortable with a male doctor, wahala.
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hm
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If this happens there won't be a little mermaid movie because he would have used Ariel for sacrifice
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Please leave fat women alone I'm begging y'all lmao. Just leave fat women alone. Stop telling them to lose weight, to change things about themselves, just stop. Leave fat women alone. I'm begging.
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Me appreciation. I really do be looking like this. Unprovoked. Wow.
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@DonCorleAnn Who had his father's mahogany brown hair, and that dimple on his left cheek. The dimple, a signature of every Danotelli man. One of the reasons they were able to get any woman they wanted. The hair, the smile and the money. Title: I have a son for the Italian Playboy
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@jumoke545 You have to be joking
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Dear African women, boast Whether or not someone tells you that achievement is "too small", you did it. So, boast. Please I'm begging you. You're doing the damn thing, and you deserve the praise for it
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For @zikokomag I want to write an article on Nigerian women that don't want children. If this is you, please dm me πŸ™πŸΎ
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I know unilag students signed one undertaking stopping them from protesting so if women in college of medicine want us to enter road for them, my purse is open and I'm there πŸ™πŸΎ
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Your future medical practitioners. This is what CMUL is raising and encouraging. Ire oo.
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If you know any Chief Imam that attended Kings College and graduated in 2007, then the person attempted to r word someone πŸ‘πŸΎ
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Most of my attraction to Nigerian male artists is because they look like lesbians.
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Unilag should not "dissociate" themselves. He's your Associate Professor. Prosecute him..
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Atinuke and a fan πŸ’ž
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came to unilag to see Atinuke’s beauty in person. stupendous confectionery πŸ‘πŸΎ
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Father, I cover this man with the blood of Jesus. He shall not die, but live to face the full consequences of his actions.
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"here for the violence" twitter is the most irritating section of twitter. Everything to them is gist. Silly little goats.
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A lot of Nigerian parents are doing such a terrible job raising their kids, that their kids are working 10Γ— ad hard just to be able to not need them anymore. YOUR CHILD HAS AN EMERGENCY FUND SO THEY CAN RUN AWAY FROM YOU. But lol, you're such a good parent. Innit?
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Religion fucked with a lot of queer people. It made them feel they were dirty, wrong, demonic. I want y'all to STOP telling queer people to "respect" religions that never gave a shit about them. Next time, tell your religion to fix the fuck up.
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ask mother
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How do you serve cunt in a way that is literary?
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found an old corset!
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Legalise abortion, and make it free and accessible.
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Calling University students broke is not doing what y'all think it's doing. Because yes, we're broke. We're in Uni FFS 😭😭😭
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THREE MONTHS SELF HARM FREE LET US MOTHERFUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Dad: Same sex marriage is wrong. The Bible is agaisnt it. Me: The Bible is also against your wife being a pastor, but here we are. Dad: Not the same thing Me: I thought the topic was "things the Bible is against". Please, miss me with that selective rubbish.
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Milan πŸ’•βœ¨οΈ
@hecallsmemilan
4 years
Happy Valentine's day especially to the LGBTQIA+ community in Nigeria. Queer love is valid love and if anyone thinks otherwise, tell them to pull up at Iyana Ipaja under bridge so we can throw hands β™₯️
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Milan πŸ’•βœ¨οΈ
@hecallsmemilan
3 years
So, today makes it one year since I started working at Zikoko. They haven't fired me yet, so I must be doing something right. Cheers to me, who started as an intern and is now a Junior Editor πŸ₯³
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Milan πŸ’•βœ¨οΈ
@hecallsmemilan
2 years
still thinking of the shege my eyes saw before i could base my final year project on queer theory. my department is so sexist and homophobic. babes that did feminist theory cried. my lecturer refused to sign until he got my mum’s number to advise me to stop being β€œqueer”
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Milan πŸ’•βœ¨οΈ
@hecallsmemilan
5 years
How come Mary Magdalene never had an account of the resurrection of Jesus Christ? She was the first person to see that he was risen. Why didn't she write her own? Instead we have three different versions by three different men that weren't even there πŸ˜”
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Milan πŸ’•βœ¨οΈ
@hecallsmemilan
4 years
My partner bought me a night light for Valentine's day because I'm scared of the dark. The light also rotates so it's literally perfect. I love Eli so much. He's always looking for ways to tell me he's always listening πŸ’š
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Milan πŸ’•βœ¨οΈ
@hecallsmemilan
2 years
Chapter 21!
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Milan πŸ’•βœ¨οΈ
@hecallsmemilan
15 days
I love lesbians. I hope all the lesbians in Nigeria are having a great day today
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Milan πŸ’•βœ¨οΈ
@hecallsmemilan
4 years
PROSTITUTES CAN BE RAPED TOO PROSTITUTES CAN BE RAPED TOO PROSTITUTES CAN BE RAPED TOO They are human beings with rights over their own bodies as well, not sex toys.
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Milan πŸ’•βœ¨οΈ
@hecallsmemilan
5 years
Knelt down in front of the altar and started having flashbacks to the last time I was on my knees. I hate it here πŸ’€
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Milan πŸ’•βœ¨οΈ
@hecallsmemilan
4 years
Crying hot girl tears 😭😭😭😭😭
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Milan πŸ’•βœ¨οΈ
@hecallsmemilan
5 years
@zikokomag should hire me because I write amazing articles and I'd fit right in with them
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Milan πŸ’•βœ¨οΈ
@hecallsmemilan
1 year
i just came out to my mum lmao 🀣🀣🀣
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Milan πŸ’•βœ¨οΈ
@hecallsmemilan
1 year
I love women so much 😩(homosexually please not feministically)
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Milan πŸ’•βœ¨οΈ
@hecallsmemilan
1 year
This Barbie is a birthday girl πŸ’•βœ¨
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Milan πŸ’•βœ¨οΈ
@hecallsmemilan
3 years
it’s been a year and six months since I made the conscious decision to stop s*lf h*rming. one year and six months of being clean. cheers to me πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³
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Milan πŸ’•βœ¨οΈ
@hecallsmemilan
2 years
@Mochievous ma’am , the man and his gf wanted to sleep with you 😭
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Milan πŸ’•βœ¨οΈ
@hecallsmemilan
2 years
i don’t think my hair remembers what it’s like to be black
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Milan πŸ’•βœ¨οΈ
@hecallsmemilan
5 years
Tell me, what kind of life are you enjoying if plantain is not involved?
@LadyDonli
Lady Donli
@LadyDonli
5 years
I really do not like plantain πŸ˜”
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Milan πŸ’•βœ¨οΈ
@hecallsmemilan
4 years
Nigeria hasn't done anything for me lmao When I was 14 I had scoliosis. We went to the doctor in Igbobi and the doctor told me I had to manage it. We paid 70k for a brace that was made with a hammer, nails and plastic. It hurt so much I cried. I was 14, it was 2016
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Milan πŸ’•βœ¨οΈ
@hecallsmemilan
2 years
mini skirt bae
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Milan πŸ’•βœ¨οΈ
@hecallsmemilan
6 years
@JajaPhD The people that they are calling for the prayer, don't they know the time? Haven't they been called the same time everyday for years? Same thing with churches. Why are the speakers so loud when you're preaching to just the people inside the church?
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Milan πŸ’•βœ¨οΈ
@hecallsmemilan
1 year
people are poor. NIGERIANS ARE POOR. don't be acting dull twitter for forex exchange are saying the money is less than xyz dollars. DUNCES THE LOT OF YOU
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Milan πŸ’•βœ¨οΈ
@hecallsmemilan
4 years
Queer Nigerians need to be able to exist freely #RepealSSMPA
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Milan πŸ’•βœ¨οΈ
@hecallsmemilan
3 years
"fucking hell. Itohan this dress is sinful"
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Milan πŸ’•βœ¨οΈ
@hecallsmemilan
10 months
obeying the clarion call
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@wickedsous
Harl0t in TechπŸ’—
@wickedsous
10 months
TL cleanse pls bless this tweet with ungodly cleavages pls πŸ˜”πŸ™πŸΎ
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Milan πŸ’•βœ¨οΈ
@hecallsmemilan
5 years
8am class is the most ghetto shit ever created. That and school itself. Ghetto shit.
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Milan πŸ’•βœ¨οΈ
@hecallsmemilan
5 years
You people o!!!!!!!! My best friend has come again 😭😭😭. How can one person's child be this fine? Should it not be against the law? She's giving us '70s drug leader vibes and I'm here for it 😍😍😍. Lade said "Eat". So, eat!
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Milan πŸ’•βœ¨οΈ
@hecallsmemilan
2 years
i love women who love women (homosexually not feminismly)
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