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@MarkRuffalo Hey man. Can we go 5 minutes without using Muslims as "scary example of bad thing"? Thanks, bud

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@daviddoel @TeamYouTube Must have recorded you telling your kids to clean their room, I guess

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@Croc_Block @snazzeo Unlike massive nerd... Harrison Ford

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@SenFettermanPA The last sentence is at odds with the middle sentence of paragraph 2. Voluntarily surrendering it will not stop right wing attacks on the center or our community

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@NickRiccardi @ebruenig What if he was a member of Aum Shinrikyo and was actually Tokyo rather than New York and it was 1995?

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@Mike_Pence This you?

Indiana passes bill banning anti-Israel boycotts

Senate overwhelmingly approves measure prohibiting state dealings with entities that shun Israel or its settlements

www.timesofisrael.com

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@BonerWizard @LemieuxLGM Tbf, he'd do this at a middle school assembly, too

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@Esqueer_ @benshapiro @MattWalshBlog I mean. If he hadn't made his password so obviously "14shouldbetheageofconsent" maybe he wouldn't have been hacked so easily 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@drmistercody I'll say this for Ben. The AI does have a better shot at selling a script than he does

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@Devon_OnEarth It's the University's own police force. Which is not to be confused with the city's police force, or the city transit agency's police force, or the County Sheriff's Office, or the state police force, or the FBI...

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@nicqart1 @eeberquist @steinkobbe You'd think they'd have stopped after having Clorox sponsor their first album, but no.

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@Karnythia Like, what parent doesn't wish they'd been able to spend more time with their kids? This isn't saying anything

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@guy_freire Yep. The man still holds the title for ultimate dick move in history

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@1nstantgold @SaeedDiCaprio You don't need to own the platform to block people

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@KrangTNelson I'm going to steal so many quarters from behind his ear if I ever meet him in person

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@ChaosInTheCourt @SensFanNL Who says just because the Blackhawks didn't involve police that it was legal?

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@MrTooDamnChris Well, if they were that smart, maybe they'd have some game

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@joshbeleaf Lol, sure

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@lesbiaudrey The whole point of two people streaming something on Netflix is that neither person is watching wherever is on the screen

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@washingtonpost @StephieTheLefty "Sure, Bob. You can head up a national Adopt-A-Highway program No pay, but all the roadkill you can eat"

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@ThomasAwful @SamAdlerBell So much said in so few words

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@weekend3warrior @postoctobrist God. Just imagining her grindr display name would be something like Percy Limpwristington

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@jonathanchait @RottenInDenmark I tried, but couldn't get through the first sentence before I spotted the first lie about Michael because I'm actually familiar with his position.

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@spelunky_ Me rn

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@Esqueer_ Devil's advocate here. It could just be that the ants all crawled into his ears and short-circuited his brain

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2 years

@jamieson @JonahFurman Props to him for taking home a free horse

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2 years

@still_oppressed @AliceAvizandum I think that it is not a radical position that made up Hallmark holidays should be reserved for the weekends when working people have time to observe them if they want

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@wengelll @SaraCivian Breaking! Two long time best friends share intimate but platonic moments with the other guy's wife in public!

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2 years

@TheRealEVS999 @nicqart1 @eeberquist @steinkobbe Encouraging people to eat more fish because "they don't have any feelings". Despicable

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@ggreenwald "I get interviewed by a lot of fascists, actually" is not the dunk you think it is, man

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1 year

@kenklippenstein Bringing a whole new perspective on titling a book "Manufacturing Consent"

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2 years

@elonmusk @iamharaldur Wow can't imagine why you're a multi-divorcee with a daughter who refuses to speak to you

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@ZenMillonario @Cernovich Stunning how its population not only hasn't died out, its actually grown without food

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@LaurenMSuriel @UAW Then perhaps he remembers this

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@ninaturner Respectfully, Senator. Reagan had a hard time recocognizing anything

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@drmistercody No, not that way either

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@Palle_Hoffstein @shaun_vids

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@dieworkwear @judahistweeting I always have a difficult time calculating the monetary value of the in-kind bribes I receive. Plus, do you know how hard it is to get a 1099 out of people for that sort of thing?

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@spelunky_ Penalty on the home team for delay of game

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@CharlesPulliam @bigblackjacobin Personally, I'd judge any Children of Dune adaptation solely on whether they find a shirtless twink at least as hot as James McAvoy was in the tv version

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@RedHotTakesYYC @PeteBlackburn To not have someone try to put him in a wheelchair for life. Seems pretty reasonable, tbh

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@RobbyDuzIt @jalex_819 To be even fairer, that was the result of ownership intentionally not investing in the team hoping a relocation threat would force Oakland to build a new stadium for them

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@Devon_OnEarth Thank you, Devon. I see endless possibilities for this

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@AriDrennen "This is convoluted!" I scream at a movie about a doll which acknowledges it's a movie about a doll

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@damienredicamn1 @KevinMKruse I took out the loan as an act of performance art. Not paying them is an expressive act

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2 years

@charliespiering Does no one her comms team know how to prep her for interviews?

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@disabilityharpy @MarkRuffalo Both are true statements, just not exemplary of the religion writ large. But one is being used here to fear monger and not the other, more apt example, is not. Also, he used Sharia Law in the statement. So...

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@NHLFlyers Thank God you guys don't also have Tan as a team color or this could have gone even worse

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@jerryiannelli @jbouie Is there a Thomas concurrence that simply says "What's wrong with bribes?"

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@FlyersNation @heatherbimages "My sources inside the Pentagon say they're removing him next month. Patriots are in charge"

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@nuclearneo577 @MarkRuffalo I like how you take my criticism of using Muslims specifically as scary thing to mean religiosity generally. Mark himself has pointed out unnecessary and dangerous Islamophobia in the past. And your reaction is the reason why

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@RottenInDenmark "Peter" "Michael" "What the fuck, dude?"

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@Sportsnet @juliananikac *ahem*

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The plural of Sebastian Aho is actually Sebastians Aho

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@MrTooDamnChris Nice of them to advertise they haven't gotten to the windows yet

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@jbouie But they'd never ride the subway because they might see a guy yelling

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@jpolly22 If your Jewishness is inherently anti-Palestinian, you're doing it wrong. Like, really really wrong

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@metzgov Well, that's a relief. Because San Francisco has never been used as a dog whistle for a demonized minority, as we all know

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@upine @chrislhayes How do you have a PhD and can't fathom the idea that people want the current party in power to simply change its policy? The people trying to get "T" elected are the ones dead set on alienating enough voters in Michigan to throw him that state's electoral votes. Fucking idiot

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@Very__Regular They are "America's Team" but not for the reasons they think

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@MarkLazerus This isn't on the CBA at all. The league could absolutely suspend. They choose not to and blame the contract

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Attention. We are officially two weeks away from a "Mandolesse and Søgaard suck and are exactly why we shouldn't have traded away Gus 🚌" take. Prepare responses accordingly. That is all

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@AngryBlackLady The UK Press is already on their fainting couches over Biden not going. Is there, like, a fainting rug they have to fall off of the couch onto for this?

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@merovingians @jbouie Yeah, you laugh. But what happens to the bully economy and everyone it employs when smaller kids don't have to carry around lunch money?

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@AngryBlackLady Or a cleaner Fyre Festival

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@MrTooDamnChris @mtaibbi @elonmusk Looks like Matt sold out to the wrong billionaire. Concerning

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@mattlieb But were they going to a music festival? Checkmate!

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@RavBogard "The vast majority" hasn't been the case for almost 20 years and you damn well know it. We are far closer to the near even split which constituted opinion in the diaspora pre-1967 than we are to the historical anomaly which developed in the aftermath of the June War

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@brianros1 We were given warnings of our "relocation" in Europe, too. Or have you forgotten, Brian?

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