So fucked up that sleeping on your back is good for you. Running away in terror any time i see someone with good posture because they sleep like a little freak
last year i couldn’t leave my house for a week because the air was filled with dark grey smoke that could kill you if you breathe it for more than a minute. 3 years before that 50,000 acres of the columbia gorge burned because of one firework. go to hell
Cannot fathom being upset about a couple liking me on tinder. Oh nooo two people looked at my profile together and had a conversation about how they both want to have sex with me oh nooooo
@lilboozyhurt
you would be horrified if you saw me sleep i very often do a position where i just twist with my legs/stomach facing downwards and my head/shoulders sideways
@Sadlord_premium
the worst of the heatwave has passed thankfully but a lot of people aren’t getting that it’s left the forest in prime fire-catching mode
it’s honestly very funny how threatened some people feel by the ~5% of the population who are non-monogamous. Like no one is forcing you to live in seattle
i feel like the rigidity/rule-enforcing around queer identity that permeates the internet now started because of tumblr & other fandom communities treating the individual letters of LGBT like they’re hogwarts houses
when i smoke camel crushes im a 2014 smudged eyeliner sky ferreira tumblr grid pattern manic pixie dream girl and when i smoke marb 100s im a weary lumberjack with a dead wife and a mysterious scar on his face. This is gender, to me
if i ever steal your tweet please know it’s an accident i just smoke a lot of weed and assume every thought that pops into my brain is a stroke of my own genius
a conversation i have on here most days goes like
guy i don’t follow: [reply to my tweet that’s actually pretty funny]
me: Lol
gidf: Lol! Im;kinda horney
@buffbarb
26 year old christian girl who was in a sorority at florida state and forced herself to develop a “love the sinner hate the sin” mentality about queer people to avoid social isolation when she moved to LA to get famous
unbelievable breach of both cardinal rules of flirting with people with clout (
#1
keep it between you and your girlies,
#2
make sure they know you're attracted to them in spite of their wealth and success and not because of it)
“it’s rude to unfollow without softblocking” is a coward’s mentality. Just because someone else’s posts are boring doesn’t mean i’m gonna deprive them of my very good posts
tired of kinky people making pride about them. same with gay people and trans people. this is a time to celebrate the Landlord, Gentrifier, Banker, and Tesla communities
[Dudes projecting an unachievable ideal of a perfectly gentle & serene sexual energy onto women] huh i wonder why i feel hollow inside and like my sexual desires can never be fulfilled
also feel like this is kind of where we get the rejection of sexual fluidity + the idea that if your experience of sexuality or gender changes over time it’s because your previous experiences weren’t actually your “true self”
mike’s hard lemonade dares to ask the question “what if they made sprite that still didn’t get you drunk but did make you feel like your entire body was made of vomit”