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@harlotposting

3 years

“don’t set off fireworks in the pacific northwest right after a heatwave in fire season” is not wokescolding you fucking losers

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So fucked up that sleeping on your back is good for you. Running away in terror any time i see someone with good posture because they sleep like a little freak

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3 years

hottest girl job is bartender hottest boy job is mob boss

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3 years

men love to sit in silence and periodically let out a deep sigh

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3 years

chickpeas? uh yeah i sure hope she does

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3 years

if they had twitter in england i would be like “NFT? mate there’s no such thing as enough tea🤣” and mfs would go crazy for it

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3 years

probably the funniest part of being polish is that my mom had to make up a jingle to teach me how to spell my last name when i was 3

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3 years

missing him💔

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3 years

sufjan’s like “i can’t explain the state that i’m in” bro you just did it’s illinois

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3 years

What’s y’all’s favorite tweet of ALL TIME?

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3 years

i think about this post once a month. what if every time you had sex your labia grew a little bit like pinnochio

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3 years

last year i couldn’t leave my house for a week because the air was filled with dark grey smoke that could kill you if you breathe it for more than a minute. 3 years before that 50,000 acres of the columbia gorge burned because of one firework. go to hell

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3 years

hottest nonbinary job is art thief

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3 years

didn’t think this would get this much attention let me just clarify i think wokescolding is a dumb meaningless term to begin with

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3 years

as a woman your fingernails should look like this

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3 years

@rishipuff this is the first time i’ve understood the appeal of the girlboss mindset

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3 years

Back sleepers being like “yeah it gives me horrifying sleep paralysis but its comfy :)” you are not helping your case!!!!

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3 years

medusa was the first woman to be fergalicious (put them boys on rock rock)

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3 years

polyamorous communist misogynist who still thinks that women are property but not private property

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3 years

at 17 you have to decide whether your vice will be drugs or cheating and the choice you make determines whether you prefer folk punk or midwest emo

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3 years

@GaydolphS if we edge the fireworks they’ll explode twice as hard on new years

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3 years

Cannot fathom being upset about a couple liking me on tinder. Oh nooo two people looked at my profile together and had a conversation about how they both want to have sex with me oh nooooo

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3 years

wish this guy would stop asking me for “sleepy adderall.” that’s an oxy, moron

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3 years

@bluntiot1 “ugly man” is a job within itself and is also one of the hottest jobs a man can have

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3 years

lotta dudes explaining why they do this. Brother no explanation necessary i’m doing it too

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3 years

don’t come across nearly as many magnets as i did as a kid. Whered they go

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@sgtballsisback this guy is playing 3d chess

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3 years

so sad to hear about this! on an unrelated note, i (totally different chick) am looking for 10.1k of my closest friends

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@Char_Addams Gonna go out on a limb here and say that most things cops do are bad and you shouldn’t do them

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@LauraHuntORI im so sorry i had no idea. This changes everything

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3 years

yes you will. you fucking Liar

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@agvolzwriter i have some bad news for you about the catholic church

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3 years

Fyi this is the new bar for how funny you need to be if you’re gonna hit on me in my replies

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i have no idea how to photoshop

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@brandonuhhh nice try officer

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@lilboozyhurt you would be horrified if you saw me sleep i very often do a position where i just twist with my legs/stomach facing downwards and my head/shoulders sideways

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3 years

No more arguing about inseam length this is how every dude should be dressing summer 2021

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3 years

@bergslurp No it exists they just don’t have twitter there or jokes

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3 years

i wonder why a woman has never been comfortable enough to sit in thoughtful contemplation around me. Probably its cause they don’t have thoughts

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3 years

@Sadlord_premium the worst of the heatwave has passed thankfully but a lot of people aren’t getting that it’s left the forest in prime fire-catching mode

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3 years

lol i wanna photoshop my pussy onto the left one and put it on OF

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3 years

@Olis__Arts Yeah the british haven’t discovered electricity yet

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3 years

it’s honestly very funny how threatened some people feel by the ~5% of the population who are non-monogamous. Like no one is forcing you to live in seattle

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3 years

@MommyBigDick it,s a sin to write a song about a man before marriage

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3 years

Got really high and couldn’t stop imagining this graph in my head but i don’t know what it means or what the axes are

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3 years

i feel like the rigidity/rule-enforcing around queer identity that permeates the internet now started because of tumblr & other fandom communities treating the individual letters of LGBT like they’re hogwarts houses

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3 years

its crazy how theres no other drink half as good as water

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3 years

having 5 piercings no tattoos is an easy way to let people know that you’re down for anything except commitment

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3 years

its green swimsuit summer happy green swimsuit summer

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3 years

got a couple trolls claiming to be english in the replies. Goes to show you can’t believe everything you read online

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3 years

Lol the fact that his name is Meat Loaf and not Meatloaf always gets me. infinitely funnier

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3 years

@cisjender I gotta invent the internet for british people dude they would love me

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3 years

if you hate me that was on purpose. I showed you my bad personality to spare you from falling in love with me. You’re welcome

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@harlotposting

3 years

when i smoke camel crushes im a 2014 smudged eyeliner sky ferreira tumblr grid pattern manic pixie dream girl and when i smoke marb 100s im a weary lumberjack with a dead wife and a mysterious scar on his face. This is gender, to me

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3 years

if i ever steal your tweet please know it’s an accident i just smoke a lot of weed and assume every thought that pops into my brain is a stroke of my own genius

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@harlotposting

3 years

Haircut moment

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3 years

not to be a “damn this is doing numbers” guy but if you see this and u followed me pre-unjust p*nishment at 10k please come back lol

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3 years

Guy who pierced my septum said i have a “really good sweet spot” and i’ve been riding that high for a week

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accidentally pavloving myself into falling in love with my juul by hitting it every time i have an emotionally vulnerable thought

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i love breaking bad i wish meth was real

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3 years

back in my closet door with a mirror on it era

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3 years

someone out there was the first person to ever type the words “smol bean” and they just have to live with that forever

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3 years

having an old dad makes you such an embarrassing person. Why am i about to rewatch the entirety of 1965 hit series Get Smart

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3 years

i’m gonna start gatekeeping being polish. if you don’t have at least 2 Z’s in your last name you’re faking it

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3 years

every time i tweet about being polish i get like 20 new followers named mike

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3 years

a conversation i have on here most days goes like guy i don’t follow: [reply to my tweet that’s actually pretty funny] me: Lol gidf: Lol! Im;kinda horney

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3 years

The sexual tension when there are 2 italians in the same episode of chopped...

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3 years

About to get vaxxed so scared of needles gonna pretend the goth bitch from breaking bad is shooting heroin in me

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3 years

@buffbarb 26 year old christian girl who was in a sorority at florida state and forced herself to develop a “love the sinner hate the sin” mentality about queer people to avoid social isolation when she moved to LA to get famous

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3 years

unbelievable breach of both cardinal rules of flirting with people with clout ( #1 keep it between you and your girlies, #2 make sure they know you're attracted to them in spite of their wealth and success and not because of it)

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3 years

“mr president” is a really funny title. What if the british were like heyyy miss queen

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3 years

“it’s rude to unfollow without softblocking” is a coward’s mentality. Just because someone else’s posts are boring doesn’t mean i’m gonna deprive them of my very good posts

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@harlotposting

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3 years

my gender is bisexual and my sexuality is slutty

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3 years

while we’re on here arguing about nothing tumblr is creating whole new ways to post

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3 years

So fucked up that pride has only been over for a day and these corporations are already caulking over the gloryholes in their bathroom stalls 🙄

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3 years

so many old mutuals whose @ and display names i can’t remember. fucked up you can’t search for someone by the faint color scheme of their pfp

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ez grip hips

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3 years

Have to stop listening to doja cat i feel too fuckable

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3 years

tired of kinky people making pride about them. same with gay people and trans people. this is a time to celebrate the Landlord, Gentrifier, Banker, and Tesla communities

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@harlotposting

3 years

[Dudes projecting an unachievable ideal of a perfectly gentle & serene sexual energy onto women] huh i wonder why i feel hollow inside and like my sexual desires can never be fulfilled

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@harlotposting

3 years

also feel like this is kind of where we get the rejection of sexual fluidity + the idea that if your experience of sexuality or gender changes over time it’s because your previous experiences weren’t actually your “true self”

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Just witnessed a guy make the discovery that there’s probably someone out there who’s into piss. Beautiful moment

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3 years

“yes and”-ing gender

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hiii😋

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@GCSnipe Lol always this exact posture

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3 years

So embarrassing how almost nothing makes me feel more alive than making people laugh

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3 years

mike’s hard lemonade dares to ask the question “what if they made sprite that still didn’t get you drunk but did make you feel like your entire body was made of vomit”

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