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@happyhourgf

1 year

You can always email me. About anything. gutes @gutes .world

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@happyhourgf

3 years

Are you ok

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@happyhourgf

3 years

The perfect relationship involves a sober man and a not sober woman!

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2 years

You have got to be kidding me

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@happyhourgf

3 years

I have no idea who’s my boyfriend and who’s not.

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In 2022 no one will be mean to me. Everyone will be nice to me.

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2 years

I’m so hormonal a guy I know stumbled upon this fortune cookie filled trash bin and. I can’t stop crying

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1 year

Ugly

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Inside Daniel Arsham's apartment in New York 🗽

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1 year

I’m dying to know what project managing software the Barbie marketing team is using

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@happyhourgf

3 years

If you wake up at 745 you can lay in bed on your phone for an hour and still be out of bed before 9

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@happyhourgf

2 months

They don’t want you to know this but the Hailey Bieber Erewhon smoothie has 79 grams of sugar

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@happyhourgf

3 years

Took more adderal then I’m used and now I’m pacing around my house writing drafts of tweets that say things like, “ I need sex that feels like candy” and laughing to myself

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@happyhourgf

1 year

Oh!

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@happyhourgf

2 years

My favorite magazine covers off the top of my head

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@happyhourgf

2 years

I am an alpha female. I have been known to eat at Balthazar. I seek men at the gym. I eat steaks and avoid bad cafes at all costs. I listen to Videogames by Lana Del Rey. I don't drink cheap wine. I go on TheRealReal every night. No, I will not apologize for being born this way.

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@happyhourgf

4 years

My question is... why is Sia so obsessed with Maddie Ziegler in the first place??

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@happyhourgf

2 years

Me and my boys

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@happyhourgf

3 years

I’ve been in Manhattan for an hour and I’ve already done cocaine, gone to Clandestino, got my portrait painted by Caroline, eaten at Kiki’s, cried in Chinatown, and had sex on Forsyth Street!

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@happyhourgf

3 years

For lent I will give up being Terrible. I will be Wonderful.

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@happyhourgf

3 years

“I’m down for whatever” says I, who is NOT down for whatever

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@happyhourgf

2 years

Whoever came up with .HEIC is getting a big bag of COAL for Christmas

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@happyhourgf

5 months

This is the opposite of what I want anything to look like

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5 months

Obsessed with this Turkish coffee brand and the way they advertise it refreshing as fuckkkk

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@happyhourgf

3 years

The moment has come… I’m suing someone for the first time in my life.

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@happyhourgf

3 years

I love being a girl ❤️

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@happyhourgf

2 years

My flight to New York was cancelled so I went to a coffee shop where I met a man who took me to the consignment store and bought me an embroidered leather Dries Van Noten trench coat in exchange for my phone number

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@happyhourgf

1 year

Taking a break from Girl Dinner to talk about Boy Fridge because what the hell is this?!

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@happyhourgf

3 years

I swear, in real life, I’m a beautiful elegant woman. But on the internet…. Oh on the internet I’m something else

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@happyhourgf

3 years

One time I begged someone to love me and they didn’t (you learn a lot from an experience like that)

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@happyhourgf

3 years

What the hell is this

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@ryvnlovve

3 years

Bella Hadid closing Vivienne Westwood Fall 2022 by Andreas Kronthaler

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@happyhourgf

3 years

Sorry that I’m not talking about Ukraine but it’s because I’m at a total loss for words. My family is THERE. My grandma is ALONE. My mother is crying and the place we’ve called home is in chaos! I can’t look at anything. This family is devastated.

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@happyhourgf

9 months

The sexiest thing a man can have is a plan

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@happyhourgf

1 year

I hooked up with Riff Raff once and he kept his rainbow zebra print socks on the whole time

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@gothamhiphop

1 year

What’s your favorite interaction you’ve had with a celebrity?

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@happyhourgf

2 years

Why is the DICTIONARY tweeting in LOWER CASE LETTERS??

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@MerriamWebster

2 years

@jackcorrbit jack corbett is such a beautiful name for a planet money tiktok Boy

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@happyhourgf

3 years

Be fearful of women who do not engage with other women!!!

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@happyhourgf

3 years

I don’t think smart girls should date male painters but I’d never say that publicly

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@happyhourgf

3 years

?!?!??,??

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@happyhourgf

3 years

I would like to see him date a man.

Page Six

@PageSix

3 years

Pete Davidson’s dating history: His long list of girlfriends and exes

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@happyhourgf

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@happyhourgf

3 years

Hey everyone I’m on the plane surrounded by 7 Italian men who all know each other that are wearing 50k watches and handing each other things back and forth

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@happyhourgf

2 years

You have GOT to be kidding me

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@happyhourgf

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@happyhourgf

3 years

Can someone Yasssify the Mona Lisa? I’m at the bank

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@happyhourgf

2 years

They don’t do them like this anymore!

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@happyhourgf

3 years

I MANIFESTED THE WRONG THING!!!!!

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@happyhourgf

2 years

I, too, have Visiting Dresses, and I tend to pair them with crotchless tights.

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2 years

Visiting dress, 1822. The MET.

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@happyhourgf

1 year

I’m at a restaurant in Palo Alto and I just saw two boys look at me, look away, pull up the NYT article, and look back.

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@happyhourgf

3 years

Someone got mad at me recently for introducing myself because apparently we had met “three times already”. Which made me realize that my general advice for life is: Stop being bitter and be interesting instead.

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@happyhourgf

1 year

My friends went to Le Dive in suits yesterday to celebrate selling a show and the hostess said to them “We know you just came from work but this is a relaxed vibe”

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@happyhourgf

3 years

I love it when people suggest going to Lucien and I have to say, “We can’t. I’m banned.”

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@happyhourgf

2 years

JFK Jr.‘s George Magazine

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@happyhourgf

3 years

In: fingering

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@happyhourgf

2 years

Wearing the Bode clown costume to the wing… now THATS something I would have liked to do

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@happyhourgf

3 years

I hope crypto currency crashes and I never have to hear about it again

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@happyhourgf

4 years

Truth is I consumed absolutely no real nutrients today

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@happyhourgf

1 year

You heard the man 🫡

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@happyhourgf

3 years

Why isn’t there a Real Housewives of Silicon Valley? Is it because their husbands make them sign NDAs?

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@happyhourgf

2 years

Journalists just don’t understand us. Anyways, The Drunken Canal is over ❤️ One final issue coming soon!

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@happyhourgf

1 year

This is the tweet.

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@happyhourgf

3 years

I get vaccinated every single day! It’s the only way to get through this thing. That, and staying home.

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@happyhourgf

3 years

I don’t understand how no one on the lower east side has a job

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@happyhourgf

2 years

GROUP CHAT IN AND OUT LIST Contributions by: Anna Delvey, Tristan Depew, Curtis Pawley, Julian Ribero, Mikey MDC, Adam Faze, Claire Banse, Martiza Yoes, Harmony Tividad, Alec (Quiet Luke), Zach Sokol, Shyan Zakeri, Danny Cole, Nolita Dirtbag, Tyler Bainbridge, cont...

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@happyhourgf

2 years

What?

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@GQMagazine

2 years

. @TaikaWaititi shows off the platonic ideal of a mustache

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@happyhourgf

3 years

What if I, like Grimes, have a secret baby?

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@happyhourgf

4 years

Even though I am a little scared of microwaves I do see why they are useful

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@happyhourgf

3 years

One time I sat next to Dennis Rodman on a plane as he was en route to North Korea (we thought this was a joke until the next day) and he took off his shirt to show me his “Michelle” tattoos and then sat on my moms armrest as she tried to explain a Russian crossword puzzle to him.

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@happyhourgf

3 years

I have sooooooo many questions

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@happyhourgf

1 year

Sitting here thinking about the time someone recommend “abortion” in their Perfectly Imperfect list

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@happyhourgf

3 years

Evil Opulent Tips be like Austere Secrets

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@happyhourgf

4 years

People love to project onto The Drunken Canal, and that’s totally fine. But like, keep in mind this was a joke started by two girls who don’t know the slightest thing about publishing, and it’s still run by two girls who didn’t expect or even desire this kind of reception.

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@happyhourgf

1 year

I don’t think reservations are very sexy

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@happyhourgf

3 years

I’d like to see a Vanderpump rules style Woody Allen movie about the inner workings of Balthazar

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@happyhourgf

1 year

@GayCrossfit I woke up laughing about this

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@happyhourgf

1 year

Last night a girl asked to take a pic with me because her brother matched with me on hinge

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@happyhourgf

6 months

Normalize getting two burgers and no fries

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@happyhourgf

1 year

Can’t talk babe, I’m byline posting. For the last, idk, 7 months, @meganoelizabth and I have been stealthily working on a new editorial platform. Byline is live today! Thanks for reading, and keep me posted on typos. 🌹

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@happyhourgf

3 years

I yassified my boyfriend and he broke up with me.

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@happyhourgf

3 years

Men are obsessed with going to Thai diner on dates

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@happyhourgf

3 years

I loved being a Gallery Girl. I loved that 50% of my job entailed being beautiful, even though no one mentioned it. And more importantly, more vainly, I loved how good I was it, 5 days a week.

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@happyhourgf

3 years

Finally ended up at THE Tribeca loft, (you know, the one w no furniture, sometimes dubbed the “Coke” loft)... not really sure why anyone would go there! 6/10 😭

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@happyhourgf

3 years

Really important photo by the cobra snake

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@happyhourgf

2 years

GOOD MORNING NEW YORK! Rise and Shine!! Welcome to H☀️T OR N💧T, your new favorite weather show!! Join me every Monday at 8 AM on the @madrealities TikTok! More cities to come :) Photographer: Maddy Rotman

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@happyhourgf

3 years

Dancing Queen just came on in my Uber and my driver said, “Oh it’s your song!” How does he know …

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@happyhourgf

2 years

What if I just started dating one of my reply guys

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@happyhourgf

3 years

#NewProfilePic

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@happyhourgf

1 year

Who is her art advisor?

Cardi B

@iamcardib

1 year

Should I buy this painting ? It’s been on my mind for days now ?

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@happyhourgf

3 months

Okay don’t yell at me but… if it’s illegal to buy a gun while actively using drugs, why wouldn’t they just drug test everyone trying to buy a gun instead of expecting someone on CRACK to self report?? They’re on CRACK!

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@happyhourgf

1 year

Just moved into my mf mansion 💯

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@happyhourgf

2 years

On my way to ghost and be ghosted

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@happyhourgf

3 years

Just watched a man order a pink lemonade

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@happyhourgf

2 years

This is SUCH a boy text

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@happyhourgf

3 years

I can’t stop laughing about how pretty I look! I have dinner plans but does anyone want to take me on a date after?

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@happyhourgf

2 years

Just saw someone tweet that they have, “a personal vendetta against Thomas Edison” You mean the man who invented electricity ??? Haunts you at night????

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@happyhourgf

3 years

Going to the Odeon for the first time tonight. Food seems really random. Purple sticky rice bowl??

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@happyhourgf

2 years

I feel like Sam Smith smells bad

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@happyhourgf

9 months

Excuse me?

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

9 months

Demi Lovato and Jordan 'Jutes' Lutes are engaged.

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@happyhourgf

4 years

What is going on? What do any of these words mean? I hope it’s nice bc mean people suck!

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@SartoriallyInc

4 years

i am going to relaunch four pins as a print only clout corridor virgin version of the drunken canal

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@happyhourgf

2 years

I have a confession. I only got paid 1K for a date and not 2K. But I negotiated a Balthazar dinner. And I think maybe I’m going to fall in love with this guy.

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@happyhourgf

3 years

I’ve been trying to bring back fingering for so long. It’s finally working.

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@happyhourgf

3 years

Evil Times Square be like Dimes Square

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