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6 years

@Jesus_M_Christ "Jesus Christ tweeted for the first time in a while" is worth the follow alone.

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7 years

@MrOzAtheist ...and allowed all manner of genocides and atrocities on the innocent, citing 'mysterious ways'.

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3 years

@shihsl @dog_feelings Also. Punctuation isn't. Grammar. It would make you. An orthography fascist.

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@humfmeister @fesshole I... I'm not sure literacy is a requirement in that line of work.

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7 years

The reply thread is why you should never attempt irony on Twitter.

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7 years

Shame Barry Gibb hasn't got more of his own material. First he covered Take That, then Boyzone, now Steps. #Glastonbury2017

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7 years

This is my mum :D

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Well done to #MaggieHoward for winning the Active4Life Award! Sponsored by @Jewson #LMSA2017

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7 years

@realDonaldTrump ...and sometimes they're protecting those sources from a deranged despot of an increasingly totalitarian regime. Just sayin'.

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4 years

@DeeHants @neil_neilzone @sourceforge

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6 years

@ProfBrianCox I think we're heading towards a totalitarianism of ignorance. In the western world we've achieved nationalism, vilifying free press, degrading personal freedom in the name of national security, and now anti-intellectualism.

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13 years

@MitchBenn @garydelaney I clicked 'remove drive' and I could barely be bothered to Tweet about it.

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4 years

Dooo eeet. It's liberating!

MichaelRapaport

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4 years

I’m trying to organize a UNFOLLOW TRUMP campaign on Twitter. We all follow this pig to keep tabs on him, I wanna do a INTERNATIONAL UNFOLLOW HIM. Who’s down and who wants to help?

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9 years

Happy birthday Bellur Krishnamachar Sundararaja Iyengar, inventor of what, in the UK, we call 'trackie bottoms'.

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2 years

@neil_neilzone @alexbloor And as connectivity has become quicker, we need devices with more physical inertia to handle the impact of those bits.

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4 months

Well, they changed the rules to keep the criminal and fraudulent out of elections, so I must commend them on their astounding success!

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2 years

@alexbloor @neil_neilzone @computersandlaw @FitzTechLawIE The one with the massive spider in the frame is me 😃 I've been meaning to mount it next to my fireplace, with an identical one the other side that has broken glass and no spider.

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@toothybj Also, the skeleton is *wet*.

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4 years

@neil_neilzone And however good the panel bit is, the smart bit will become redundant through software bloat within three years.

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5 years

@youngrat Imma bust out a comma before 'and', too. And maybe even start a sentence with 'and'. Also, there's nothing wrong with ending a sentence on a preposition.

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12 years

@__Rennie Nope, just me :D

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2 years

Thanks @MusicNegrito for spending 1,013 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Chocolate Samurai. #SpotifyWrapped

Fantastic Negrito

Artist · 415.1K monthly listeners.

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8 years

@marilynsfood @Chrisfaherty @BathArtisan @morethanamarket It was Luke the farrier - I'll get details for you tomorrow. He runs a bar with it

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1 year

@mattl @russty_russ @peteprodge (My other regret is failing to chain these Tweets properly.)

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7 years

Yeah, thanks for the record-breaking global earworm, @elonmusk

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2 years

Urgent plea to the British government: Ukraine desperately needs heavy plant equipment to help carry the enormous weight of Zelensky's massive brass nuts.

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15 years

is bored. Even mindless violence is boring today.

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2 years

@computersandlaw I'd try to list highlights but it was all highlight - from the opening talk on AI, the amazing short tech talks, Chris and Andy's live cloud build, cryptocurrency, and even me bellowing about encryption at the end, while @henrypelling provided expert context 😀

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7 years

"We don't want other leaders and other countries laughing at us any more." - @realDonaldTrump . We're laughing *near* you, sweetie.

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5 years

@Dutch_editor I can't help feeling that you've entirely missed the point of that Tweet.

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7 years

@realDonaldTrump Woah - people are actually trying to take credit for it? Really?

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1 year

A-fkn-nother one? Thank God Tennessee outlawed abortion, though - some children might have been hurt. And it's lucky their gun laws are so lax, or some fat old white trash might have had their rights infringed. Fkn sort it out, you backward Yankee fucks.

Nashville school shooting: Six killed by 28-year-old ex-student in Tennessee

Nashville police say the shooter was a 28-year-old former student at the private Christian school.

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9 years

@AliRVowles @AquEye_Bath @bbcrb Alternatively, you could run a regular tourist bus up to Alexandra Park?

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8 years

@nostalnerd Just read your Commodore Format piece (nostalgia from receiving Sam Dyer's book) - thanks for the Monday morning pick-me-up!

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2 years

And any news outlet that bases their prediction ON WHAT THE FKN BOOKIES ARE SAYING should be immediately shut down.

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6 years

@nuddypants It's for when you spend a bunch on a coffee only to find out it's mostly foam. 'Wet' means you want a decent amount of milk in there.

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15 years

is still alive.

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6 years

That man is a fucking loony.

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12 years

Crowdsource time: I'm torn between recommending SproutSocial or HootSuite to a marketing team. Any opinions on the weight of SS' strengths?

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1 year

@russty_russ @mattl @peteprodge I'm touched, though, that people still remember AA and CF fondly, even if it is only you three 😀

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5 years

@richardf @mattl @russty_russ That's pretty much on the money - the circulations of both AA and CF had dropped to the point of no return, and couldn't support a team.

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14 years

@serafinowicz Perfume turned out to be utterly excellent. Also, The Devil's Rejects.

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2 years

@anon_opin Stop buying toasters and put the bread under the damned grill. You can watch it, put cheese on it, and grill pretty much any size of bread thing. Also, you don't have to fish crumpets out with a knife.

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@russty_russ @mattl @peteprodge I think I was gone by that point? In fairness, Karen worked wonders with very little resource.

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1 year

@mattl @russty_russ @peteprodge Okay - I promise you that wasn't a two day bender, but I got distracted. It's too late to start explaining now, but before I do tomorrow, I want to know - what are you three doing in your lives? Profession, and passion aside from old magazines and 8-bits. G-g-g-go!

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6 years

@mituyu_test Huh

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7 years

@realDonaldTrump You could not use the actions of a moronic few to justify policy based on hate, suspicion, or fear. Don't let these people set the agenda.

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1 year

@alexbloor Or, in this case, in the form of a haunted Victorian pencil. I especially love how he spends a full three minutes cataloguing the UK's extraordinary contribution towards global human rights - a contribution him and his ilk are busy destroying.

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2 years

@neil_neilzone @jess_miers Impromptu live interview? My personal, unaffiliated Zoom account, of course 😀

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11 years

Quick blast from the past :D http://t.co/91wzi7p8HX #NowPlaying

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13 years

is really impressed with @btbusiness and @btcare for a swift follow-up to an online query, and sensible, knowledgeable tech support :D

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7 years

@realDonaldTrump You're right; it's important to keep your promises.

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13 years

Adobe Reader: either stop asking questions and just update, or I'm sticking with v9. Christ. #fb

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1 year

@mattl @russty_russ @peteprodge I went from CPC to Apple Mac (Powerbook Duo 230 - I remember it well), but when we started a business we needed to buy 8 machines, so we switched to PC for obvious cost reasons!

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5 years

#theedgefilm #premiere Have the lessons learned on emotional health travelled to other sports?

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7 years

@Twimi3D @UpstreamArcade Had a great time - nice one!

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@russty_russ @mattl @peteprodge I've got the Cromalin proof of the Roger Frames goodbye poster framed here :D I subscribed to AA from issue 10, and joined it on issue 96, IIRC. I ran a business with Bob Wade and Trent Webb (and Neil Jackson, but he wasn't an AA guy) in the early 2000s, too!

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7 years

@Consulting_Room Uh - they all look like aliens.

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14 years

Also, the game. #fb

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1 year

@russty_russ @mattl @peteprodge Very crazy - it was definitely time. What was left happening on those machines was better to be covered by zines and indies.

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2 years

@FitzTechLawIE @neil_neilzone @computersandlaw That describes my entire life, apart from the 'elegantly' bit!

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5 years

@GasheadAu (Seriously, though, I feel for you. It might be worth finding a counsellor and unloading. I do.)

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11 years

Working with Orson Welles gently muttering away in the background :D ♫ The Best Of The Third Man – Orson Welles http://t.co/VWkeaPmhrM

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4 years

@neil_neilzone Dooo eeet.

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7 years

@opinion8ed_dyke Want me to send a geek on a mission to do something silly in front of the live feed?

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2 years

"How will the Tories survive this?" Easy - they'll hold and lose a general election, then point to Labour and blame them for the mess the nation is in. Labour should force a follow-on, and make the Tories bat through the shit-show they've created.

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8 years

@marilynsfood @Chrisfaherty @BathArtisan I'll send you the contacts via private message?

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4 years

@realDonaldTrump

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9 years

@nunneycarvings How much for an adult-sized one of these? http://t.co/3Vww7QhMJ6

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4 years

@realDonaldTrump @60Minutes

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4 years

@youngrat Did you watch Sons of Anarchy? The entire Irish season they did was hilarious. They basically shot California with day-as-night, to make Ireland look like it got Pluto levels of sunlight. With a Gaelic twiddly version of the theme tune.

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@juliansims To be fair, it's not like he put a cat in a bin or anything...

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2 years

@alexbloor @neil_neilzone @computersandlaw @FitzTechLawIE It's a Switch, and to my joy they just released both Portal games on it!

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13 years

And over to Josh, who's standing on front of the projection, and doesn't realise he has the words 'mobile web' on his forehead :D #fb

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5 years

@maddiesouthorn That was, like, three years ago.

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1 year

@peteprodge @mattl @russty_russ That sounds almost ominous.

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2 years

This isn't even about left or right - this is about finding some grown-ups to sort this fkn omnishambles out.

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4 years

@realDonaldTrump

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6 years

@onovotny @RSSBandit Um, great app, but did a Brit come up with the name, out of interest?

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7 years

@MyChemicalGrin Spooky - I'm listening to Vessel, and you follow me!

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5 years

Is it just me? Every time I hear this guy's name...

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2 years

@FitzTechLawIE @neil_neilzone @computersandlaw Under my desk is a hell of wires.

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@mattl @russty_russ @peteprodge So: long story short, "yup". And there's no judgement on Future Publishing here; when a magazine readership falls, it's a choice between upping the cover-price, or accepting when it falls short of supporting itself. Anyhoo, I'd left my full-time position at Future...

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@alexbloor Every now and again, I early-adopt - one of the only times I've regretted it is with BT's IP telephony, and that's mainly due to the ruddy awful hardware. I can't see many people putting up with it, frankly - I'll be pleased if this can be achieved.

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@mattl @russty_russ @richardf Agreed. Hell; I'd been a reader since issue 10.

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6 years

@policepropeller I think it's fundamentally changed who you are, too!

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8 years

@realDonaldTrump Didn't really answer any of the questions, though, did you? I mean; you spoke, but you didn't actually give any answers.

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@mattl @russty_russ @peteprodge ...and the publisher of AA and CF approached me with a princely sum to edit one of them. When I say "one of them," it was left to me to choose. I know, right? Now; AA was my first ever proper job, and so I've always felt love for it, but a decision had to be made...

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7 years

@MyChemicalGrin I should hope so, considering your Twitter channel!

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5 years

@TheEdgeFilm2019 #theedgefilm insightful emotional honesty

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2 years

@neil_neilzone @computersandlaw @FitzTechLawIE @FitzTechLawIE Definitely wins on style. Vertical monitors are like kitchen islands - you know you've arrived 😃

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6 years

@nuddypants It's kind of the opposite of prissy - it's saying "don't fanny about with foam."

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12 years

"Smart casual" = "Whatever you wear, it's going to be wrong. Also, f?ck you." #fb

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12 years

Having said that, Pope Benedict XVI did a hell of a job; like any good catholic, he pulled out before finishing.

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11 years

It's a Skynyrd sort of day :D ♫ Gold – Lynyrd Skynyrd http://t.co/j4xdMG5loR #NowPlaying

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5 years

I'm wondering whether it's time to temporarily suspend the corollaries to Godwin's Law: some of this stuff is actually starting to happen at this end of the globe, and we might need to be able to use the comparison a little more freely in the coming months/years.

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7 years

#AirYourGrievancesIn5Words The tories are destroying Britain

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10 years

@airbosstyre And it's going very well so far!

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15 years

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@Jimjar @insectchris I thought it was great! And yeah - bit of a shock to see myself in there :D

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