👩‍💻audrey 👩‍💻 @haircomber Twitter profile

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4 months

I’ve got pages and pages of notes about nascent zoomer/gen alpha american dialects I’ve observed in the wild and on tiktok. Unsure what to do with them

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7 months

this is where rayne fisher quann lives

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10 months

the yet-unsolved murder of controversial Italian filmmaker Pier Paolo Pasolini

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4 months

Poem was obviously bad and cringe but I do think there’s room for “We Lived Happily During the War”-esque lamentations in art and I’m sort of disheartened by how many literary folk seem actively hostile to them

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3 months

every time I try to set up a hinge profile I burst into tears

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26 days

@cervixpiercer PTs vibe is self-conscious whereas contra’s vibe is “dismayed at the way lesser life-forms treat her.” Both are fine ways to be but the latter makes more people think you’re cool

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6 months

got on vyvanse in high school and started talking like Camille Paglia

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7 months

doing Object-Oriented Ontology (putting little googly eyes on everything)

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10 months

going to really terrible parties will make you a better writer. that’s how I justify it, at least

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👩‍💻audrey 👩‍💻

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4 months

once in 9th grade I called astrology “narcissistic” and “fascist” and seriously hurt a girl’s feelings (I wasn’t aware she practiced). I regret it to this day, and am also struck by how few people on the cultural criticism side of twitter seem to have had this experience

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10 months

My first-ever twitter account had "views are my own and do not represent my employer" in bio. I was thirteen years old.

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5 months

“my body does not belong anywhere in this world”

dead rights activist

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7 months

I am moving to NYC to resume my undergraduate education in about six weeks. I will make no friends there because I am not cool or an Art Republican. But I've made peace with it

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2 months

Kendrick is fastidiously annoying but I relate to him on many fronts, one of them being my inability to “beef” with anyone without getting wildly & unfashionably mean

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2 months

meet the grahams

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7 months

happy new year audrey nation !!

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4 months

happy birthday pasolini ❤️

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1 month

I was 20 and this person for nearly 8 months of my life in Chicago

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1 month

Obsessed with the three guys in my neighborhood who are all independently exactly this

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4 months

want to approach people in cafés and ask them to say certain words aloud for me but I doubt this would go over well

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3 months

this makes me sound like I've recently suffered a breakup. I haven't. Having to perform desirability/assess thousands of strangers' performances is just heartbreaking for me and I can't find any enjoyment in it. NTM the app's interface is, like, eugenic. esthetician's office vibe

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6 months

the weirdest women I’ve ever met do not think of themselves as weird, or god forbid “quirky.” They don’t live any part of their lives in the third person. All this to say, if you call yourself a “weird-ass pretty girl” you’ve already lost, but I suspect that’s sort of by design

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4 months

the one sort of nice thing about being raised by prodigiously anxious people is that no one is boring to me. From a young age I was taught to see danger in everyone. I see the danger in all of you and have grown to find it beautiful

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7 months

IN: -female double-agents -black & yellow raspberries -linen -early-modern English -Fairport Convention (and other associated acts) -the belief that, like communism, “real polyamory has never been tried” OUT: -everything that makes me feel sad :(

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4 months

@visualbasic97 The phrase “the incident” is about as desperate a solicitation as I’ve ever heard

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3 months

genuinely don’t think I did the boy/non-binary thing “for attention” as a teenager, nor do I think I was trying to assuage any sort of bourgeois ennui. I get v frustrated when people jump to this conclusion about others who later grew out of it. cruel and unimaginative

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5 months

people keep accusing me of reifying the “high/low art distinction.” I would never do such a thing. I am but a simple-minded devotee of the “good/bad art distinction”

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4 months

I think Peter Thiel wants a refund on some of you girls' posts

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4 months

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3 months

gravity’s rainbow is my favorite “protestant-diaspora novel” ever written

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2 months

nonmonogamous trans women + raucously cishet gen-x dudes who are sort of mean about art have shown me greater kindness than all other demographics combined

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5 months

some DALL-E-ass graffiti in this café bathroom

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@haircomber

4 months

when someone writes a poem like that they’re not insisting you “feel bad” for them. Seems cynical and the bad kind of narcissistic to assume so.

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@haircomber

5 months

if weak and infirm men don’t activate your inner WW1 nurse I really don’t want to hear about your “divine feminine” anymore

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5 months

female friend rn: “I stopped seeing him cause he got sick too much. and I got the ick. he always had bronchitis or something. low energy”

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6 months

I never understood why “author =\= narrator/speaker” applies to poets but not rappers

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@haircomber

8 months

birthday in 30 minutes please say happy birthday Audrey

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👩‍💻audrey 👩‍💻

@haircomber

3 months

ik it’s rough out there for small presses but the “mass follow, wait for followbacks, mass unfollow” gambit is incredibly craven and embarrassing lol pls get a grip

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10 months

something positive because I’ve been a little miserable lately: used bookstore haul :) bloom on blake is gonna be so so so fire I can’t wait. also got the Aristotle set for like $30 which is insane

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24 days

talking shit about “c*s bi women” with those machetes on your fingers lol never in a million years

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5 months

the amount of blood we spill to avoid confronting the fact that writing instruction basically cannot be standardized will never not be funny to me

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5 months

I feel a tremendous amount of warmth toward most people and I wish I were better at expressing it

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5 months

last night someone pointed out how withering I could be and it made me feel sort of clammy

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8 months

I am not allowed to write “personal essays” until I’ve read every single book ever written and undergone at least one unmediated experience

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7 months

sometimes you see 2666 on a person’s shelf and think. man. that book deserves much better company

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@haircomber

7 months

I'm incredibly self-conscious about most things, but am well aware most people feel this way and don't care even a little. I once dropped the word "felicitous" at the grocery store

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7 months

I hate when people say weird words in regular conversations. Like why are you saying “plethora” in this casual situation?

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@haircomber

8 months

OP is a woman, and possibly just venting frustration, but seeing male mutuals in the replies agreeing with this absolutely shattered my heart lol lmfao

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15 days

Been reading google reviews of hotels in random Texas towns...stunningly inscrutable. One 1/5 claims he was having a wonderful stay until the "Indus" broke in and stole all his money. who are the Indus???

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7 months

@SexbeanPernicus The “and killed no one / in the process” is really interesting to me (reads like the speaker is “protesting too much” because no one would have any reason to believe kissing one’s partner would kill someone) but I’m not sure what to make of it beyond that

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3 months

“kids who struggle socially and perhaps feel unfulfilled in life are more likely to want to affect radical change than their normie peers. Therefore, all radicalism is reptilian and pathological” is such a tenure-brained conclusion to draw from studies which seem not to exist

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👩‍💻audrey 👩‍💻

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6 months

got dressed and did my makeup for the special occasion (it snowed; there is snow on the ground) and then the minute I stepped outside it started raining :(((

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1 month

the goslings at Brooklyn Bridge Park are teenagers, now

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11 months

My girlfriend thinks everything in the world is made of fire. I think everything in the world is made of trees. Upon discovering this she pulled up a Rings of Saturn passage on her phone that is essentially a synthesis of these 2 perspectives and now I must read Rings of Saturn

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yesterday evening I met a p famous writer whose work I love. really I met two but this story is only about one of them. anyway, her novel is about a reclusive woman who projects social cues onto inanimate objects, and she seems to do this in real life, too. Affirming, inspiring.

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8 months

a lot of men don’t realize women can be insecure about anything other than the way they look

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7 months

in desperate need of “solitary activities I can do when I don’t feel like reading or watching a movie and it’s too late and/or cold to go on a walk”

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2 months

I’ve gotten in the habit of requesting to follow back those unsettlingly anonymous alt accounts with like 362837 follows and 12 followers.

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👩‍💻audrey 👩‍💻

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4 months

On an Amtrak. Some sort of biologist is excel-ing next to me. Look over his shoulder at one of the columns and it’s “E COLI” all the way down

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4 months

my politics are "bring back beauty" only beauty is people getting face-piercings and acting mentally ill in public without fear of being filmed

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1 month

art by people who lack spiritual androgyny: a little boring. To me.

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20 days

I just get called Audrey

emily dolltemis

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22 days

non transfems who hang around in heavily transfem communities r kinda heroes. every day is a roulette wheel on whether we're calling you a chaser, an egg, or a transmisogynist and you're still with us

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3 months

I don’t actually know where in the world I’d be happy

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1 month

found out how much cigarettes cost and I swear to god if you people ever begrudge my $7/four days per week “oat milk latte habit” ever again

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4 months

I think it's distasteful to assign character-traits to people based on their bodies (cruel to exceptions, even if there's some truth to it) but I honestly think this is why I find short men as attractive as I do. insecurity can have a sexy texture, depending on how one wears it

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As a girl who has talked to men with heights ranging from 5'4 - 6'2: The men who were 6' and above had the best energy... idc what anyone says. Most of the short men I've encountered were super insecure.

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6 months

obsessed with how phallic those "man on the street shoves a microphone in a girl's face and asks her if she'd date a short guy if he was also rich" tiktoks are.

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17 days

going to start making up words and using them in conversation. As soon as people start understanding me anyway I will know I have won

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5 months

not a committed hater of his or anything, but Mr. Lin absolutely writes like a guy who thinks the national debt is a gravely serious problem

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5 months

Pier Paolo Pasolini was a sloppy editor & deeply silly man with the critical acumen of a balloon dart. also my favorite filmmaker forever & ever amen

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5 months

I get misty-eyed whenever I notice how hard people are trying

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8 months

went and saw the oedipa painting

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28 days

I wish “may we all be so lucky” were more ubiquitous a phrase than all the others. I’d like to be able to text someone “MWABSL” and have them know what I mean

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2 months

I always try to learn "hospital words" whenever I travel to a foreign-language-speaking country, but Albanian hospital words are kicking my ass. This might well be the end of haircomber

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2 months

Im not insufferable I’m nice

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1 month

nobody actually hates adverbs, they just hate the -ly sound

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2 months

if you say you were born in the wrong generation people will throw coconuts at your head, so instead I tell them I've had a "lifelong sense of belatedness"

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2 months

I tend to have a pretty easy time committing to memory the first word I have to look up while reading a novel

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@haircomber

4 months

I will always be a genderweird autism-warrior at heart. sorry to whomever this offends

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8 months

when people online get super prescriptive about when in one's life it is acceptable/cool to exalt canonical albums/films/works of literature i can instantly tell they don't care very deeply about art.

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@haircomber

6 months

in order to make good art you have to like 20% believe in gangstalking

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@haircomber

7 months

the campus novel im writing (that takes place off campus and could also be termed a revisionist western) will be beloved by about 27 of my dearest internet-friends

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@haircomber

4 months

we were married in a past life

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@haircomber

2 months

@BlakkBile Can’t bring myself to softblock that girl. Excited to see what she gets up to

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@haircomber

3 months

met current partner + every previous one on this site lol. just is what it is

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@destroydj_

4 months

would you SERIOUSLY date any of your mutuals?

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3 months

funny how exclamation points (woman-coded punctuation) are visually kinda phallic

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5 months

I am such an idiot lol. have always assumed “Lingua Franca” referred to French, because everyone spoke French for a while, and upon googling the term I have come to discover it very much didn’t.

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8 months

once I figure out why extremely regular zillenials have like a quasi-sacral relationship to the Shrek movies I’ll be a much better writer of characters than I am now

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7 months

treating the family to some good wholesome tunes 🎶🎶

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@haircomber

4 months

“you can’t make a horror film with ‘Protestant aesthetics’ because the only way for a film to be spooky is for a beautiful young woman to start speaking Latin midway through!” okay! Which ninja turtle would you like with your happy meal?

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@haircomber

9 months

you’ll notice Pynchon is nowhere to be found in this article because as everyone knows his truest fans are beautiful lesbians

Rolling Stone

@RollingStone

9 months

"If you’ve ever had a pea coat-wearing liberal arts student talk at you about the genius that is David Foster Wallace then you’d call Infinite Jest bro-lit too." These TikTokers are coming after the Bros on BookTok. More:

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8 months

spent a ton of money on thriftbooks

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@haircomber

8 months

kindle erotica is getting more and more something

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6 months

you actually can’t

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@powcampsurvivor

6 months

you can just tell this group says the most vile things about eachother in like 4 different group chats

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OP isn’t talking about poverty, though, or any sort of ‘suffering’ which can be accounted for demographically. Talent + deeply felt congenital rottenness is what moved my idols to create much of the art I’ve found moving in turn.

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3 months

O my cancelled crush…my disgraced darling...my Forty-Seven-Year-Old enfant terrible...is your refrigerator running?

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29 days

“I think Derrida is fun to read 😊” — The Fun-Loving Reader

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@haircomber

4 months

I've done such a good job making my account inhospitable to Meme People (of all genders & aesthetic/political persuasions) that I can post selfies without a care in the world

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Edvard Munch used me as a reference when painting his Madonna compositions

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