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@hailtotheHunny

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a collection of subpar tweets & low quality selfies.

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Joined October 2023
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i promise i wonโ€™t be funny on a new account either
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before you dm me, just know that i look like this
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men that type in proper grammar fuck better
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iโ€™m having a bad day, so hereโ€™s a selfie instead. hi. say it back.
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iโ€™m going to earn my followers back the old fashioned way: posting my boobs
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People realize they can smoke weed without it being their entire personality, right?
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Iโ€™m tired of having perfect, gigantic tits.
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good morning to everyone who knows how to use their blinker
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@hailtotheHunny
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iโ€™m not perfect, but my vagina is
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happy friday
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hi
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thank f*ck the week is half over. hi!
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thinking about playing hooky from work today, you?
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@hailtotheHunny
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first date idea: my hair wrapped around your fist
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@hailtotheHunny
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have a rough day? wanna fuck about it?
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No filter is the best filter. Also, hi. ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿผ
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i only follow attractive people, so, youโ€™re welcome
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hi. say it back. ๐Ÿ˜‹
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my kink is hot girls supporting other hot girls
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sitting on top of a mountain always solves my problems. at least for the time being.
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good morning to all of the mentally unstable and the mentally unstable only
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The feminine urge to keep his stomach full and his balls empty for the rest of his life
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@hailtotheHunny
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@citehchris how much time do you have
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The urge to disappear from the Internet completely in 2024
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@hailtotheHunny
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my only two moods are horny and depressed
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@hailtotheHunny
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good morning to anyone whoโ€™s not an asshole
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Hi.
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i need a man that travels for work so i can send him nudes but also be left alone
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@hailtotheHunny
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I deserve to be happy on an island, eating fruit with my titties out and getting f #cked under waterfalls
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in the mood for a tequila shot, or 5
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i kinda miss being a slut on the internet
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I used to get made fun of for having big lips and now there are people who pay for them. Anyway, good morning. ๐Ÿ’
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when i said i wanted princess treatment i just meant my legs over your shoulders
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@hailtotheHunny
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9 months
before you dm me, just know iโ€™m shaped like a lego block but with giant tits
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i may have forgotten how to tweet but i havenโ€™t forgotten how to selfie
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@hailtotheHunny
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is it inappropriate to dm someone and ask them to have your children or should i wait until at least the afternoon
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iโ€™m sorry for the things i said to you when i was horny
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@hailtotheHunny
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7 months
Any man over the age of 30 asking me to add him on Snapchat is a red flag
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@hailtotheHunny
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i need an emotional support dick to ride
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@hailtotheHunny
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i may not have high standards but i once ghosted a guy who took me to a very nice steakhouse because he ordered a steak well done & put A1 on it
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@hailtotheHunny
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Youโ€™re not as special as you think you are
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a chick-fil-a worker recently made fun of the fact that i have a slight lisp because of my braces and i said โ€œimagine hating your life so much that youโ€™re a dick to a stranger bettering theirsโ€ and i have never felt more powerful in my life
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just bought a burrito with rice & beans & it was $21 if youโ€™re wondering why my generation isnโ€™t having as many babies
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Dating hot men is exhausting. I need a 6 that makes me belly laugh.
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@hailtotheHunny
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Please donโ€™t DM me to tell me you agree with my tweet. DM me to tell me Iโ€™m your crush. Thank you.
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I just pulled up to the gym and the couple in the car next to me are making out. Itโ€™s 4:39 AM.
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midlife crisis so i got bangs. hey.
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I donโ€™t know who needs to hear this, but, your year wonโ€™t change unless you do.
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moving into a new house and canโ€™t wait to take slutty pictures in every room
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@hailtotheHunny
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thereโ€™s no way this many of you actually like butt stuff
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if iโ€™ve ever made you horny, you owe me a valentineโ€™s present
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4 months
Just popping in to say hi
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@hailtotheHunny
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hi, say it back
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@hailtotheHunny
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11 months
i want to wake up to the sound of crashing waves & the smell of salt
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11 months
itโ€™s a good day to paint
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8 months
Live, laugh, gargle his cum
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@hailtotheHunny
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10 months
i baked you a cake, except itโ€™s just my titties covered in icing and sprinkles
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10 months
iโ€™m convinced the women are hornier than the men on this app
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Horngry
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does anyone want to break up with me so i can get revenge hotter?
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8 months
Good morning to people who actually give a shit about other people.
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11 months
your honor, let the record show that i absolutely do not give a fuck
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a guy that ghosted me a year ago just asked me if i wanted to go out for dinner this weekend men are so fucking weird sometimes
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11 months
i could facefuck a basket of chips and salsa right now
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Iโ€™ve been listening to silence for the last hour and just realized. Anyway, good morning. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
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I'm only hot because I'm a psychopath
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@hailtotheHunny
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10 months
the feminine urge to tweet poetry but also thinking about being choked 24/7
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i need emotional support chili cheese fries
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do i actually like him or am i just horny -a memoir
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Iโ€™m so horny that I almost thirst replied
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@hailtotheHunny
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8 months
People that donโ€™t attempt to spend time with their kids are not my people.
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i donโ€™t think itโ€™s normal to crave a hot dog at 9 in the morning, but, here we are
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the girl that just screamed โ€œwhat the fuckโ€ out her window very loudly at a red lightโ€ฆ i get it.
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If you donโ€™t have your actual name shown here, I have made up a name for you in my head.
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@hailtotheHunny
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being 30 is cool because i have absolutely no idea what the fuck iโ€™m doing but at least iโ€™m 30
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i have so much to do today so i think iโ€™ll do nothing instead
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I would absolutely slut myself out for French Toast and coffee in bed right now
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@hailtotheHunny
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when i say i want to be the big spoon what i really mean is i want to wrap every limb i have around you like a lemur
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@hailtotheHunny
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10 months
pretend this is a very relatable and funny tweet
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7 months
My beauty will fade, but my dumb is forever ๐Ÿฅฐ
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@hailtotheHunny
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8 months
My hobbies include sobbing over fictional characters that I get attached to in books. You?
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@hailtotheHunny
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8 months
I need coffee, a tattoo, and a vacation
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11 months
i want to crawl into your lap, read a book, and listen to the rain
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somewhere out there is a man still using a cardboard box as an end table and iโ€™m ready to save him
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I love having seven followers because I can say anything I want and people are just like *scroll*
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i think a new dress with pockets would help.
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I love a good fruit salad. And by fruit salad I mean lots of grapes. Made into wine. I love wine.
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11 months
first date idea: you take me for a cheeseburger and then never talk to me again
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11 months
70ยฐ weather means a nice little hike to watch the sun set on a mountain (may have almost died at least twice getting up here).
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10 months
how much baileys is too much baileys in your coffee? asking for a friend
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10 months
higher sexual activity in middle-aged men is linked to better cognitive function donโ€™t make him lose his brain cells, ladies
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9 months
good morning to anyone whoโ€™s an asshole
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in another life, i owned an art gallery (and wore my glasses every day like iโ€™m supposed to)
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@citehchris What if I get 6 pins, would you stay?
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11 months
can we not let mariah carey defrost this year?
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@hailtotheHunny
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10 months
i havenโ€™t had a delusional crush on anyone in an entire year so i think itโ€™s time
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11 months
can someone please ask me how i like my eggs in the morning so i can say fertilized
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8 months
I just want someone to worship the ground I walk on, but also to call me his little slut Is that too much to ask for
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11 months
5โ€™0 on a tall day
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@Crazy_ButCute2
๐Ÿ’ฏโ„‚๐•ฃ๐•’๐•ซ๐•ช๐”ธ๐”ฝ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘๐”น๐•ฆ๐•ฅโ„‚๐•ฆ๐•ฅ๐•–๐Ÿ’ฏ
11 months
5'6. Not short. Not tall. Just me.
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@hailtotheHunny
๐‡๐ฎ๐ง๐ง๐ฒ ๐Ÿฏ
9 months
do people actually like politics, or do they just like arguing to be right?
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