tom will be like “well hello greg, my little grasshopper. isn’t it time for your daily sponge bath?” and then greg is like “oh, hey, tom... i uh, i don’t exactly um, know what the hell you’re um, talking about, per se?���
Middle school “boyfriend” who had his friend spam me with violent antisemitic messages and threats as revenge after i dumped him just died of an epileptic seizure
ok i’m watching after life (ricky gervais’ show) on netflix and idk why i find this man so fucking attractive? especially his character ugh i’m a goyishe man’s whore
frank punching the doorframe hit me hard like he’s used to this. this is the culmination of years of the kids hearing about their dad through proxies who get paid to tell them white lies. it’s the grown-up rewrite of “your daddy is very busy, but he’ll try his best to be there.”
every celebrity who girls are like “why do i find him attractive he’s literally ugly/weird looking” like pete davidson andy samberg jesse eisenberg nathan fielder josh safdie etc aren’t even ugly they literally just have jewish features but yall aint ready for that convo 😐😐
i was so infatuated with this man in 7th grade that i made stickers of his high school yearbook photo on zazzle and they got taken down for copyright infringement
If kendall roy has million number of fans i am one of them . if kendall has ten fans i am one of them. if kendall have only one fan and that is me . if kendall has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth . if world against the kendall, i am against the world. i lo
i can’t get the “you’ve turned black bile into silver dollars” exchange off my mind. logan saying “oh, you just noticed?” and kendall pausing and then saying “maybe i did.” just WOWWW
@nicotineliker
Excuse me ma’am, not to be disrespectful or rude but could you please take post down. That is my sister who was killed by a metra train. And it this post is very disrespectful. Idk who you are or if you even know her but I need you to take this down please.
Fuck no I didn’t go to Le Kenfest. If I wanted to watch the Roy siblings get drunk and brawl I would just close my eyes and recall the last 20 years of my life
Greg is literally the most spineless human being i have ever laid my eyes on he has no opinions or thoughts of his own and ran crying to his grandpa for handouts the second the systemic corruption of the in-group he willingly infiltrated reared its ugly head. Lanky cretin bastard
Kendall will always be a bitch boy waiting for his fathers validation at the end of the day and he will never ever win and he can never be good or confident or mentally stable enough to ever be happy in his life he will run back to logan or die miserably as he should
When my ig username was nathansfielder in middle school with a nathan pfp and Kumail Nanjiani requested to follow me, presumably because he thought it was Nathan Fielder’s private account
mfs still being like “omg whyy do i find him attractive this is so weird” about jewish men who are literally conventionally attractive by every standard in 2020...