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man city ! self appointed defender of haaland

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@haal9rse
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@haal9rse
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defending haaland on twitter isn't enough
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@haal9rse
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akanji trying to act cold but the smile creeps through 😭 i love him
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pep said if you are below 5'9 get your ass on the pitch
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haaland and his sisters πŸ₯ΊπŸ©΅
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haaland mad he didn't get 5 goals while gomez hopes he gets 5 minutes today
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@haal9rse
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4 months
boring league criteria
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4 months
Boring league. Premier League can hype it up all they like but they've basically created the French League
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gundogan when he sees walker
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🩡🩡
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this is everybody's kit
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2 months
no side steps, no jumping, no tip toeing, no pausing just run and kick ball MY GOAT
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foden's shin pads πŸ₯ΊπŸ˜­
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6 months
LMDAMSKKSKSKS
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4 months
i forget he has a mother sometimes it feels like he just spawned onto this earth and alfie adopted him or something
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4 months
erling and his mom πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯Ή
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LMFAO
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1 month
they're communicating in ederson 😭😭
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aves
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@haal9rse
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haaland really loves being a part of this club 😭
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4 months
😭😭😭
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3 months
streets won't forget the ACTUAL best debut season of all time
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4 months
erling and his mom πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯Ή
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10 months
city have the best male and female strikers in the league
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8 months
baby erling in a city shirt 😭
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19 days
im crying why did he just slap him like that 😭😭😭
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8 months
imagine this being your opp
@theegrants
may jailer
@theegrants
8 months
i can’t put into words how much i hate him he’s so ginger and ugly it makes me sick
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4 months
i swear they post this picture every 3 months
@ChampionsLeague
UEFA Champions League
@ChampionsLeague
4 months
RΓΊben Dias πŸ’™ #UCL
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everyone looks so good in this kit omg
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3 months
ik a man who would've won us that fa cup πŸ’”πŸ’”
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3 months
this is football heritage
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4 months
haaland gave his medal to his gf 😭
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1 month
he just absorbed that tackle and the other dude got bounced 😭😭
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10 days
how are you trying to drag foden while using a picture of him holding the pfa poty trophy 😭😭
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πŸ€·πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ
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he doesn’t start at either clubs by the way
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he looks like someone tried to draw ronaldo from memory
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2 months
πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯Ή
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4 months
what everyone wifed up is ruben the only chronic bachelor
@_Mancity4life
Debby
@_Mancity4life
4 months
Doku and Rico's girlfriends
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he kinda looks like mudryk if he took a shower
@SpursOfficial
Tottenham Hotspur
@SpursOfficial
7 months
πŸ’«
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πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ«‚
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4 months
pep really loves him 😭πŸ₯Ί
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4 months
yes im sure there's absolutely no emotional weight for haaland and city
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@YedIin
Jake.
@YedIin
4 months
City and Haaland are a perfect match. Their success feels so artificial that no matter how much they achieve you can’t help but feel unimpressed. A sports dynasty with no emotional weight behind it.
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these two are fr so happy to be city players man i love them
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kdb and kovacic wives have their own fandom i swear lmao but i can see why they're both so gorgeous 😭😭
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they left a gap for bobb during his hiatus πŸ«‚πŸ«‚
@City_Xtra
City Xtra
@City_Xtra
21 days
2024/25: It's almost time... βœ¨βŒ›οΈ @ManCity
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kevin de bruyne and erling haaland (2015)
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he's sad he's so much lower than haaland πŸ’”πŸ˜­
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she's barbie and he's just also barbie
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his eyebrows are almost back to normal omg 😭😭
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6 months
livarpool fans in the quotes trying to play the victim now 😭😭 your boy came at city unprovoked, haaland was asked to comment on the spot and said the trophies he won mean a lot to him and pool have never won a treble SHOCKER
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πŸ•ŠπŸ•Š
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8 months
me to kyle walker
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@haal9rse
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2 months
if ederson is gonna teach him english all he will know is "πŸ‘πŸΌ"
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6 months
why he dressed like he's about to go solve a crime
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3 months
who won the treble in his first season?????? 😭😭😭😭
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savinho already commenting on everyone's posts he's one of us fr 🩡🩡
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group projects be like
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😭😭😭
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@gruzinhaa9land
gruzin haaland
@gruzinhaa9land
19 days
all of them at LW is killing me 😭😭😭😭
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7 months
he's so special
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4 months
uncle tryna keep up with trends
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4 months
look at my waiters dawgggg im never getting served
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3 months
this font would be cool for a limited edition type of release but competing in the champions league with this toddlers handwriting at the back is crazy 😭😭
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@haal9rse
9 months
rico lewis vs marcelo
@ErlingHaaland
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@ErlingHaaland
6 years
17 vs 40
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8 months
he got his aura back 😭😭😭😭
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4 months
pep really loves him 😭πŸ₯Ί
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5 months
hopefully this is what cityzens need to finally move on...
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"why you crying?" 😭😭😭😭😭
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4 months
awww
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"i score the most goals πŸ€“"
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6 months
seeing the trophies i helped win in person was crazy πŸ˜­πŸ™πŸ½
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3 months
girl
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im crying yesterday was the greatest day of his life 😭😭
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8 months
he's a flop but has 4 assists (the same as rashford this season) even tho he's hardly played 😭😭
@UtdOptimist
jΞ±ck.
@UtdOptimist
8 months
Β£60 million flop but it isn't talked about because he doesn't play for Manchester United.
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18 days
you can't tell me this guy is a bad player lmao, sure he doesn't really have a place in our team but his abilities are there, excellent ball carrier and runner, especially in transition and one of the fastest players itl as well... i still believe πŸ˜­πŸ™πŸ½
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πŸ•ŠπŸ•Š
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5 months
do you think he read hojlund as haaland or something bc... 😭😭
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4 months
😭😭😭😭😭😭
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this ponytail fighting for its life
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4 months
he's so jobless
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just clocked bobb, doku, gvardiol and savinho are also gonna know what it's like to play with gundo now
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4 months
haaland said he doesn't care about the golden boot (or personal achievements) he just wants to win games 😭😭
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6 months
these are gonna be his iconic club legend photos in 30 years πŸ’”
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11 months
oh we ate them up in this aura battle
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6 months
when and why did they take this
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5 months
this grealish and doku masterclass my club employs real wingers
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1 month
πŸ©΅πŸ©΅πŸ«‚
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@kdbism
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:(
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10 months
eyebrow reveal
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2 months
he was so happy to be cover star 😭
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3 months
🩡🀍
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@mediocentr0
Ahead of the Curve
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4 months
Kovacic was a four time Champions League winner with two different clubs and a World Cup finalist before this, by the way. De Bruyne the least likeable footballer in the world man.
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4 months
i want what they have
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3 months
he became an actor bc he's jobless rn 😭😭😭
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😭😭😭😭😭
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the two biggest superstars of our team πŸ˜­πŸ™πŸ½
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6 months
haaland and bobb in the new norway kit
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@haal9rse
3 months
@SDeelug how can you mistakenly think a team won the treble when you're a fucking pundit 😭😭😭 bro must be confusing him with haalarse 😹
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bro look who my captain 🀣🀣
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2 months
LMAO
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6 months
miss these two gays
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3 months
when we were a superteam 😭
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love it when his skin tone is darker than his hair 😭😭
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😭😭😭😭😭
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8 months
HE'S HERE AND HE'S BEAUTIFUL
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3 months
match ball haaland i have missed you
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6 months
@ayoitsyona he's 5'7 πŸ’”
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