🐏 @h666ris Twitter profile

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@h666ris

2 years

Finally sorted my bookshelf and damn kinda sexy tho

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@h666ris

5 months

If I bite into a samosa and I see a boiled egg I will dedicate my life to eradicating your bloodline

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5 months

Nah think I just started something

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2 years

"Andrew Tate just makes so much sense"

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11 months

All these think-pieces on the legitimacy of the use of violence in relation to Palestine is insane.

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2 months

You'll find a random pakistani commenting on the most obscure youtube video with "where are fans of Muhammad S.A.W ❤️", bro this is a family guy compilation clip

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@h666ris

4 months

Capitalism is too powerful - 14 billion different commodities to read a fucking book? Yeah we're finished

Panic! At The TL

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4 months

Real readers it’s our time!

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1 year

Why the fuck does the burger have to be taller than the burj khalifa. Why do I have to dislocate my jaw to take a bite

ℓιвяα ѕнιт ♎️

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1 year

What instantly ruins a burger for you?

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7 months

First post

Shahzad Younas

@ShahzadYounas_

7 months

HUGE news at @muzz_app We just launched Muzz Social - the biggest social network for Muslims. It's about time Muslims had their own social network. As Muslims we are sick of being shadow banned on other platforms. 1/9

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@h666ris

5 months

If someone sent me this I'd think I was getting deported to Rwanda

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5 months

Eid Mubarak 🙏🏼 May the blessings of Eid bring you peace, happiness, and prosperity, today, tomorrow and always.🌙 #EidMubarak

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1 year

Fuck twitter im going back to screaming my opinions in the street like a fucking maniac

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2 months

Saying its coming home when there is a housing crisis going on in Britain is crazy

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@h666ris

6 months

Waking up to eat roti and daal at 4am is actually mental

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@h666ris

10 months

Tell him to get a Klarna account

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10 months

NEW - Zelensky looking for money on credit: “If you can't give us some financial support, okay please give us credit and we will give you back money.”

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4 months

Sajid Javid speaking punjabi will forever kill me. Guy definitely regrets putting bilingual on his CV

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@WhooIsJam

4 months

what British South Asian moment or chaos lives in your head rent free?

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1 year

Bengalis have every right to hate Pakistan lmfaooo, over 3 million Bengalis died in 1971

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5 months

That post-iftari cup of tea is my source of spiritual awakening

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1 year

Why is my brother messaging me like that wtf

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@h666ris

7 months

Reading a book on Pakistani history, why can't this damn country do anything right Im tired

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@h666ris

10 days

British people have an allergic reaction to leisure and comfort. The replies to this are hilarious

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@SkyNews

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Employers will have to offer flexible working hours - including a four-day week - to all workers under government plans Read more 🔗

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@h666ris

11 months

Pakistan really is Muslim Israel

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11 months

Who's behind Israel-Gaza disinformation and hate online?

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2 years

This is what my nephew does when we give him sugar

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@h666ris

9 months

Sufis were so crazy for creating qawwali, that shit goes hard as fuck

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@h666ris

1 year

The amazon publishing-instagram poet industrial complex that Rupi Kaur started should be prosecuted by the International Court of Justice

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@h666ris

6 months

Idc about what he's saying but that beard is diabolical

☽ 𐌌𐌉𐌊𐌀 ☾

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6 months

diaspora muslim men act as if being obnoxious and annoying are the 7th pillar of Islam

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1 year

Mentally I'm here

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1 year

Drake probably pacing back and forth rn worried as hell about this submarine situation

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1 year

Does she hold the key to unravelling the mystery of the universe or something

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1 year

Rumours that Home Office set to approve another £300k for Madeleine McCann investigation. Approx. £14m spent so far and no closer to the truth. As a researcher & documentary maker of this case, I believe this is a decade-plus long cover up. Should we give more money to it?

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1 year

I want to read Malala Yousafzai's UCAS personal statement

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@h666ris

6 months

Drake will collab with anyone, surprised he's not doing ghazals with coke studio

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2 years

Adulthood is just slowly watching yourself being diagnosed with medical conditions

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@h666ris

6 months

There already isn't you fucking rat bastards. £368 a month on universal credit with job centres operating semi-victorian workhouses is not a viable life choice for anybody never mind young people. Labour are shameful and I hope they get punished in the election for this rhetoric

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6 months

🚨 NEW: There will be no option of a “life on benefits” for young people under a Labour government [ @BBCNews ]

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1 year

If I knew life would be like this I would have strangled myself with the umbilical cord in the womb

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2 years

Folk post this and all they tweet is "real water drinkers know that water doesnt taste the same"

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@h666ris

6 months

Was your great grandad fighting hijabis?

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6 months

Absolutely f***ing breaks my heart. I think of my own great-grandfather at the Battle of Dunkirk in 1940. Our war heroes have been BETRAYED!

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@h666ris

11 months

Violence is the very first political institution and when you're denied the right to exist both physically and ontologically, annihilated both as a concept and as a people - violence can only be the answer

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1 year

Im in my cognitive decline era, I cant remember shit

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@h666ris

3 months

Free Pakistan from Pakistanis🙏🏽

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are u guys stupid. genuinely

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2 years

Fav picture ever

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@h666ris

9 months

Ive seen the best minds of my generation destroyed by Fleabag

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6 months

Qawwali is honestly the 8th wonder of the world, who knew that people singing in unison and clapping would go so hard

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10 months

New IDF uniform is crazy

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7 months

I need to learn everything about South Asian history before I die btw

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Muslim immigrants in UK: "This is our country now! There's nothing you can do about it!" — Coming soon to the United States.

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5 months

These should be used to throw at Joe Biden's eyeballs like ninja stars. They should not be legally ingested

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@h666ris

8 months

Knowing where Suella Braverman stands on most key issues is quite a good litmus test for your general morality

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"We need to stand with Israel continually throughout this bitter and cruel and evil conflict." Former home secretary Suella Braverman attended a pro-Israel rally in central London. Read more:

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2 years

Families are going without heating and food while Big Ben gets an £80 million vajazzle

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Big Ben’s £80,000,000 new look after five years hidden in scaffolding #BigBen

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2 years

No wonder Ikea has a cafe now, these swedish folk will not feed you at all

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1 year

Makes no sense, why do women have legs then. Maybe they should chop their legs off so they can suppress the desire towards going to many different places

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Couldnt afford driving lessons so I became my OWN car

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1 year

I need to learn about everything that has ever happened ever

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@h666ris

10 months

Why are young conservatives always wearing suits for no reason. Like youre 17 with a windsor knot, chill out man

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The female mind, the beta mind, and the liberal mind are all the same. None of them can comprehend the levels of alpha male in this one photo.

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School results do not matter in the long term. I did terribly in my exam results and now Im also doing terribly in life. It all works out in the end

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1 year

I met Rupi Kaur in person on the bus, she spat on me and called me a dirty paki and told me to go back to my own country

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What’s your favorite interaction you’ve had with a celebrity?

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1 year

Kinda ironic that the Pakistan that Jinnah envisioned was actually Bangladesh: uniform language, high degree of ethnic homogeneity and a tradition of cultural religiosity which fit well with secularism

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Non-south asians cannot fathom the concept of spaghetti keema

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6 months

Forget Sunni, forget Shia, I'm Italian American

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3 years

Partition of India & Pakistan 1947 (colourised):

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1 year

Somehow paki isnt a bad/racist word but its the main word that gets used when people want to be racist towards south asians... interesting...

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1 year

Life in Britain 2023 got me feeling like this 24/7

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1 year

Four Lions is a cinematic masterpiece

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@h666ris

2 years

The trap people keep falling into is using the market as a tool to measure worthiness. The idea that someone, regardless of their occupation status, deserves to live a dignified life is beyond the mental capacity of British people

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So Pret baristas will now be earning up to £14.10 an hour. New NHS doctors - after their 5-year medical degree, whopping £80,000 of student debt, & life & death responsibilities - get paid £14.13 an hour. And the government wonders why they're striking?

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1 year

No way is she Punjabi, clearly Bengali

YUNG PAKORA

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my grandmother in punjab in the 1950s 😍

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1 year

Call me Malcolm, the way Im in the Middle of the worst period of my life

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6 months

Love today's iftar 🙏🏽

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2 years

The Hate venn diagram of South Asia

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1 year

Her personal statement

Many Men (Wish Death)

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Rishi Sunak to the Chancellor Exchequer

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Can the passage of time fuck off for a few months, how is it nearly September . Ill be dead at this rate

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1 year

Someone at work asked me where I'm "originally" from

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6 months

I cant believe Osama Bin Laden was hiding in Pakistan, guy was watching Zindagi Gulzar Hai on Hum TV

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2 years

Multiverse this, multiverse that. What about reciting multiple verses from the Quran?

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1 year

These dogs look like those Lonsdale shoes

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dont even get me started on these guys

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1 year

Who do you think said "paki" first

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Margaret Thatcher (1925-2013) passed away on this day ten years ago. The Iron Lady was a remarkable women. A patriot, a warrior for freedom and liberty, a truly great leader of courage and conviction.

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If you think God would look upon you with favour for this then you are seriously misguided. The same people will complain about islamophobia

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We completely barred Shia’s from praying in the MSA room at my uni lol. Those Shia’s were forced to congregate outside in the cold and pray on their little rocks, rain sleet or shine, all year long.

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11 months

He really said Free Palestine for Mormons and Isis only

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10 months

Guy looks like an IDF recruit

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Harry Styles debuts buzz cut in new photo.

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This really is Hajj for them

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This looks like the unsafest room in the world for ethnic minorities and women

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COMING NEXT WEEK.. My world exclusive interview with the Tate brothers in Romania. Only on ⁦ @PiersUncensored ⁩ 🔥

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What's the point in being this clean when you probably dont even wash your ass

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7 months

You think Pakistani politics is bad until you read more literature on it and realise it is worse than you could have ever imagined. A horrifying and endless stream of abuse and dysfunction. Nothing gets better, it started off bad and only got worse

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Trying to quit coke (the drink) is impossible, so addictive wtf

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1 year

Every brown tory ever

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1 year

I still dont know why he dresses like he's just been shopping at Primark in 2012. Only thing that's missing is that Jesus bracelet that Topman used to sell

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@keepit100boxin2 This ya mans

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@h666ris

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Why would I ever want to hear what this stitched-together-sack of foreskin has to say about anything to do with the Middle East or politics in general

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Bush on the Israel-Hamas war: “Negotiating with killers is not the option for the elected government of Israel. … My view is one side is guilty. And it’s not Israel.” WATCH our exclusive video:

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😭 why does he speak Punjabi like he's being held hostage

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3 years

First date ideas: mansplaining feminism

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1 year

The Indian nationalists in the replies are fucking insane 😭

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Scotland is so screwed. 🙈

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Autism is when you eat the frozen section from Iceland

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babe what’s wrong you’ve barely touched your autism sampler platter

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Colonialism really destroyed South Asia's linguistic hybridity + diversity and with it myriad forms of knowledge and tradition. Braj Bhasha, Sanskrit, Arabic, Persian... gone

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11 months

Liberalism is morally devoid, it seeks moral superiority after liberation struggles and revolutions are victorious. It tries to jump on the right side of history after it was continuously on the wrong side. Law and pacifism are the only legitimate political tools in its eyes

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1 year

Another South Asian British leader? I think its time to finally have our revenge and colonise Britain

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Humza Yousaf is elected leader of the SNP, and is set to succeed Nicola Sturgeon as Scotland's first minister

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No one is more annoying than a small business owner who hates university and formal education

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When mango season approaches Im gonna live my life properly

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2 years

To this day I still dont understand the dark in "tall, dark and handsome" when used for white people. Mfer the only dark thing about you is colonial guilt

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1 year

Im getting cooked in the QTs, they're calling me a bengali fish eater: I'm not even bengali

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2 years

Andrew Tate's accent scares me so much, why the fuck does he speak like that

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Guy looks like a Northumbrian peasant who lost his wife to a Viking invader

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