Allen @guyforget Twitter profile

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3 years

@Keefmorris imagine being a grown ass man who started some shit and then cried about the consequences

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all these boner pills out here but nobodys made fuckin 6 hour lsd yet?

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@justindchapman now let's do the antivaxxers

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@MookMorris2 what you gonna blow another 3-1 series to the mvp again or what?

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@yxngJib @WorldWideWob get well soon

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@KyleClark @GovofCO this is the same weld county w/ the JBS meat packing plant that was the source of a major outbreak with at least 4 employee deaths earlier this year? the one where a health dept. official quit because of moral conflicts w/ their reopening plan? got it.

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@byDavidGardner but failed to defend himself from a virus, he's disqualified

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@msinger joker got......... jokes

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@travis_view "Joe Biden must complete 8 years as president before the storm begins so that we can catch every single thing theyve ever done. Please vote Biden 2024."

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@YourAnonCentral the fuckin jokes are writing themselves

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6 years

@LeVeonBell

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@watersavvy microdosing shouldnt produce any noticeable trip. i want a full dose lsd experience that lasts 6 hours.

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3 years

@AndyRichter upgrade the firmware before she starts driving

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4 years

@nuggets get the man some damn help

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1 year

how many people actually like when phish plays strawberry letter 23?

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7 months

@LonnieLazar @watersavvy yes lonnie, acid lasts up to 12 hours or more, thats how we got to this tweet, glad youre putting this together

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1 year

@KyleClark from now on we can say "yeah youre the theater handjob lady"

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2 years

@LegionHoops @msinger these reactions make it his best joke yet by a million

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9 months

@TheChiefWildcat @ryanfoxy24 you kind of have to clear out the whole row because if you just go to your seats and then someone comes in from the other side and does the same youre stuck w/ a mound of snow in the middle. this is a man of vast experience and wisdom being kind to his row mates.

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@TriggaThirty @BolWrld @ShamsCharania @TheAthletic @Stadium The G League?

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@ChristnNitemare closer to children than the protective order allows

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@NikkiMcR arent trump supporters actually killing people they oppose in the street right now?

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8 years

@YourAnonCentral $10 to the ACLU for every Nazi punched in the face. $20 for kicks to the nuts.

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2 years

@dieworkwear hey barstool guys you should post all your pictures of yourselves in dark suits and tan shoes

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@RudyGiuliani @dieworkwear

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3 years

@miaheatbeat @nuggets

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4 years

@travis_view 1 step forward 2 steps back, he still says they "know" something happened even though all of the people he mentioned have failed to present any evidence to him, the courts, or anyone else. he may accept that nothing is going to happen, but will he actually accept the truth?

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@WorldWideWob Maxey / Thybulle process reboot

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@jokerwrld @LFCJorge_ @GoIdenState

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2 years

@HarrisonWind but i thought he told us they knew our plays

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4 years

How do you choose what jersey to wear to your first game back since Mar 9, 2020? @nuggets #milehighbasketball

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1 year

@SwipaCam i'm callin 4 portland - ended dame & cj utah - don & rudy clippers & doc rivers suns & monty

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4 years

@_SJPeace_ "we meant to shoot him but accidentally grabbed his truck instead"

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3 years

@liamstack @SquirrelyGrrl i do like that one being in the chapel and all but this guy's stance just does it for me personally

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6 months

getting ready for animal night at the sphere

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7 months

@Jonnyblu47 i cant tell if youre talking about boner pills or acid man

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2 years

@Tommy_B_Buckets @SwipaCam nah bud thats what you do when you hurt your brain

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3 years

@KyleClark thats pretty intense but its easier to carry than a casket

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5 years

@eatabrick @redrocks21 @KyleClark fuckin columbo over here sleuthing out publicly posted contact information while publicly contacting that person via public communications platform

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10 months

@AlKapDC Etsy is actually named after Betsy, the first child sold on the platform all the way back in 1946.

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3 years

@LiteralHabitual @finnation @LiLIsayac @Keefmorris not true anyway jokic takes more uncalled fouls than anyone

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3 years

@finnation @SamirRTX @Keefmorris bullshit, dont make shit up

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@NBABlackburn when we heard it was mark jackson that left jok off his ballot i thought for sure he had been mistaken for mark jones but eventually we saw the ballots and jones didnt have a vote this year.

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2 years

@msinger its an elimination game, michael, desperation is not a secret in these situations

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5 years

@NPR Meanwhile, everyone around him under the same bulbs not looking orange at all

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4 years

@tarentino22 @D_wat_allday @GreningJoshua @BleacherReport Let's talk about poverty being the primary cause of crime and how systemic racism creates poverty.

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7 months

@AndrewDBailey @fmaddenNBA "statistically"

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7 months

Did you know... Nuggets star Nikola Jokic is the first player in NBA history to accomplish the following over a 5-season span: 🔹8,000+ points 🔹4,000+ rebounds 🔹3,000+ assists What a feat for The Joker 🃏

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@groggyelevated Sure I'm willing to compromise on this

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@FreeJimNow dont "youre welcome" me, earnie

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2 years

day 2 in the national park of the colorado rocky mountains. class 3 hike up to sky pond including a decent climb up a waterfall in spring runoff. 8.7 miles, 1800' elevation gain.

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3 years

how many clocks yall really got to set these days? just the microwave and the oven, right?

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1 year

@jemelehill what about the second half? the fourth quarter? what about the first quarter when tony tried to foul our whole team out? at what point should denver feel good about winning games?

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4 years

@KyleClark do they have a party bus or are there riots in....... lone tree?

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@pfishyfisherton exactly how i saw it

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4 years

@ckinsey001 @disposablelip @JoshNold_ @TedBuchanan7 @steaknshake1 @ShamsCharania christian, you should use this opportunity to become a rebounder

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4 years

@TheDailyEdge @RawStory What does she have to say about the 140,000 already dead, or is she just worried about herself?

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10 months

Got em! Hate the new progressive lens. How the fuck do people wear these?

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6 years

@NBA hello from denver

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1 year

@sleepwithmynine @WorldWideWob lol

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@ChristnNitemare "if you want to spend eternity in heaven, make sure you subscribe now" lmao

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7 months

@StevenReinert2 the magic fanfic about them making the finals and gary harris doing "gary harris stuff" was my favorite reply. also mentioned pickle roll. 10/10

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2 years

@nuggetstan11 @msinger hey mike we're all gonna need this number if elon runs us off of twitter, thanks in advance

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4 years

@KyleClark we've gone to war to protect democracy in other nations but here was are acting like this is normal in ours

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2 years

@JuddLegum yet better than spending $44B to humiliate yourself

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@LonnieLazar @watersavvy yes, i want to get absolutely faced an hour before a concert, act like a spaced out moron in public, then go home and drift peacefully to sleep 6 hours later without so much as an edible to assist

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@ThirdEyeCreator

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4 years

@HarrisonWind @lockerroomapp Connelly knows the value of relationships in his business and does an excellent job cultivating them.

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1 year

@wheatonbrando brandon "killed em with 1000 paper cuts" anderson

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5 years

@KyleClark did we ever even do "mass testing?"

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3 years

@HarrisonWind how can one man be in and out of this protocol every other week?

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2 years

@HarrisonWind i'm sure he'll find his way to minnesota soon

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3 years

@msinger Exactly, LeBron is a shark and youre just putting blood in the water telling him youre afraid of him.

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1 year

@KyleClark casper is probably pretty surprised that you had more examples than races he's lost

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2 years

@msinger they can make up at the parade in 8 weeks

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5 years

@KyleClark so basically qanon was going to kidnap this child to return it to a child abuser? so perfect.

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@alinos31 @h00rayforstuff @VACatLady @alexisgoldstein @Delavegalaw @ewarren @BernieSanders probably for the actual reasons stated in the tweet you just replied to?

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4 years

@dcwoodruff go on back to adams county now guarantee the same people were out watching the thunderbirds yesterday and the irony is totally lost on them

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2 years

@buzztronics

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I work in IT in the Cannabis industry. Recently I have started working w someone named Candice. I have learned that that typing "ndic" is quite uncommon and that I have developed muscle memory from typing "indica" so much that I ALWAYS type her name "Candica." 100% of the time.

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@Sageof6turtles @kardiakemba @IwalkVikCelts @statmuse @nuggets per is a bad stat for what it intends to measure. but all things equal in the ratings and as a manner of comparison we can still acknowledge that the difference here between Jokic and the field is incredible.

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hunter's coke plug is definitely better than don jr's. you know you're getting really good coke when it makes you want to smoke crack. you're not getting good coke when it makes you cry about your dad. thanks for listening to my ted talk.

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@joeydbirq @statmuse @GeoffGoodside @nuggets do you even watch basketball?

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6 months

Home improvement/ electrification tweet, hot water heater edition

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3 years

@ErrataRob can you provide the pcraps to prove this?

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1 year

@StevenReinert2 ok so at the parade i thought it was half cringe and just like ok vic dont jinx us and do something thats just gonna hurt me later but then they all got butthurt about it and then i liked it more and tonight i shouted it as loud as i could lmao fuck it

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@katywinge @COSportsNut absolutely epic

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4 years

@KyleClark oh, great, leader of antifa, while i've got you - my check didnt get delivered for last week's protests, do you think you could have Obama mention it to Soros for me?

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Nice enough spot to have my dinner and a dab.