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Guy A. Storey

@guy_a_storey

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1 year
@aalexandriabish @elegantheaux thanks for reminding us that real people arent porn tumbnails. im not sure why people think its appropriate, i kind of presume they just dont have a clear demarcation at the edges of the safe space of their sexual depravity. and not enough done in those spaces either to sanitise
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@guy_a_storey
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2 years
@paleoludic i feel sorry for the generation that had to grow up with cathode ray tubes and low level programming languages. a good example is C which gives direct memory address allocation, a dangerous feature not present in high level languages. the difference is huge. i am that generation!
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1 year
@silvergelpen you got to understand the physics of pink paint!!!!
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Guy A. Storey
1 year
@lushcatlyn no, your a troll. not that its not refreshing or a niche. same as how im not
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3 months
@darkfempsych @issaaa___02 naturally competitive!? how the fuck does that work!? there was this one tribe where they all killed each other off and one ultimate dooshbag prevailed, and there was this other village where they were like, eating together and stuff and they got all prosperous `n` shit... like??
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@guy_a_storey
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2 years
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9 months
@brookeab no! we did shake it off the other day and im not going to let you dictate our creative process
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@guy_a_storey
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4 months
@lipafiles girls tired of getting told off for finding weird ways to try and get away with touching their lips in a hurtful way.
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@guy_a_storey
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9 months
@YourAngelRei is it to do with him?
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3 months
@toalltan @Cpecial_K @girlziplocked can we just be clear about what politics actually is first? its a form of violence used to suppress the working class. end of.
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1 year
@bIiccy not everyone sinks their teeth in
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@guy_a_storey
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3 months
@windtuttle @brownsug4aa not sure how i feel about this application of casual racism in response to pedo-baiting for clout... defo not a healthy convo imo
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@guy_a_storey
Guy A. Storey
2 years
@Viperous thats like saying, a coffee addiction is crazy cause how u addicted to other people making coffee!? like, give me the coffee! i dont want to have to make it! unless i get like, free beans or something...
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1 month
@jessiexraee meanwhile at hers she's like*
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1 year
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1 year
@YourAngelRei best idea ever!
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Guy A. Storey
4 months
@pokietodo its for when your pussy gets creamy
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@guy_a_storey
Guy A. Storey
1 year
@cherrycrushTV i want to cum
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@guy_a_storey
Guy A. Storey
1 year
@nuditax my brother lost his dog in vietnam where he lives. he left it at a kenal while away on a holiday during which he proposed to his fiance. they had to return early on hearing from the kenal that the dog was missing! he eventually found it though at a military baracks across the way
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10 months
@natali3levin i think id quite like to see you getting fucked for a while, so i think so
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@guy_a_storey
Guy A. Storey
7 months
@milk_g0re what the fuck, you stupid ass ho! lol, jk, thats my black person voice. anyway, thats because AI doesnt lie to us. duh
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@guy_a_storey
Guy A. Storey
1 year
@jenfoxxuwu no, she was real
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1 year
@nuditax i love my lil bro, he is like the version of me that learned from all my mistakes.
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7 months
@SashaGrey people round here were saying "eyes" for a while which was actually quite supportive...
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1 month
@cherrycrushTV idk but comparing them gets me hard
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Guy A. Storey
3 months
@danishacarterr this person is a strait up chauvinist. he is trying to say that women "respect" domination, inc. lies. im not convinced this isnt why he has such a low opinion of women. the typical player type, trying to attract basically abusive girls that he thinks are worth the trouble. :-(
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1 year
@sabrina_nellie_ as long as your not affecting peoples sense of attainability
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@guy_a_storey
Guy A. Storey
1 year
@Jenfoxxxy lol, there is a song that goes with this. "everythings wonderfull in slackworld, everything marvelous there" .... slacky didnt open the letter from his x wife which was a court summons in which she was taking his house! and it had my dad and all of us living in it! open you mail!
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Guy A. Storey
1 year
@nuditax what like, love getting dirty changing her oil! idk, probably shouldnt have put so much AI technology in as an effort to degrease the engine by making it fully electronic. probably over engineer the shit out of it! she ends up just like "i got you your orange sheeerrbbbeeeerrrt"
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Guy A. Storey
1 year
@jessakiddding you know what. im pissed off so your getting blocked simply for starting with "weird when dudes"
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Guy A. Storey
1 year
@jayinnelin lol, review this food!
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Guy A. Storey
1 year
@SashaGrey i cant believe they even put a screen between me and dinner
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Guy A. Storey
3 months
@influenya @Tedoffthegrid *people* *can be* evil.
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Guy A. Storey
1 year
@sabrina_nellie_ OMG this is why you people have sanity you have space!!! ride that thing fast and aimlessly and think of me when the acceleration has worn off but your covering so much ground.
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Guy A. Storey
1 year
@barelyyalex @doinkpatrol they were used as informants and minders of the men involved in the bomb project. arguably in this capacity they were totally pivotal.
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@guy_a_storey
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10 months
@cyberjuju i was having fun with her mate but she had a thing going on with me where she was being really uppety and she whisked her friend away because i was shy of her!
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Guy A. Storey
1 year
@barelyyalex @doinkpatrol they were used strategically during the bomb project. they were considered a recreational requirement for the men, and would be present at parties especially designed as such, under instruction to pamper the men.
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9 months
@miranowhere im sure the stealth technologists would have a field day!
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Guy A. Storey
1 year
@friction eradicate all bootlegs!
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Guy A. Storey
1 year
@natali3levin im so used to seeing perfect tits i never realised girls must get really self conscious... that must suck!
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1 month
@jessiexraee so stoaked on this!
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Guy A. Storey
1 year
@nuditax NO theres fucking anoying skets on the street thinking its an alright use of womans bodies to prevent people from being able to do their grocieries so that they starve and become infirm.
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Guy A. Storey
1 year
@Snowden i think direct control via devices allowing for a greater degree of synchronizer actuation rather than the blunt force version currently in order via market signals predictive control for maximised return. wiggling markets or bleeping phones, it makes economic warfare obsolete...
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Guy A. Storey
8 months
@cyberjuju yeah it was cos of the pressure change i think one of the doors blew off the plane and her entire tits totally exploded which isnt as nice as it sounds even if her sadistic friends were fucking in the blood because they were turned on by her tits exploding... its terrible really!
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Guy A. Storey
2 years
@cherrycrushTV how your safe, thanks to me, and also thanks to not being me. at least, thats what it looks like from here. sorry, long time fan, first time caller. you are *literally* the best on twitter
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Guy A. Storey
1 year
@MihdndMania @Kung_Fu_Cthulhu i saw him do a double dolphin flip the other day
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Guy A. Storey
8 months
@DportStudios @God_sgift_ @chaedria this is the assiduous socioeconomic critique i came here for...
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1 year
@goddesskaylaxo why dont you spend time reading Rosa Luxembourg!?
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6 months
@morganlefoy a pink cat thats hungry for brisket!
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Guy A. Storey
2 years
@cee_au @mediamorphis @jordanbpeterson its indicative of prejudice rife within the mental healthcare industry, that deems people subhuman as a matter of course. their profession depends on their ability to be condescending, and administer punitive corrective therapy.thats literally their job. it sometimes kills people
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3 months
@BriTheeDream @TreyTrey37 @sunnydaejones how the fuck are you laughing? this person clearly has seriously developed issues. is that honestly a source of entertainment for you? like, its no wonder they are timid with cunts being like that.
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1 year
@Imgraceglen kind of heartbreaking, this is the first time iv identified this as like, a thing thats .... fucks sake
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@guy_a_storey
Guy A. Storey
3 months
@sugoimeghann you look great (from the roof)
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Guy A. Storey
1 year
@cyberjuju lol got an image of you playing guitar hero
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Guy A. Storey
1 year
@elegantheaux @aalexandriabish you got to remember 1. something about a fucked up tradition 2. twitter has trolls 3. maybe even russian bots please dont be disheartened or let the quality of comments on twitter make you lose your faith in humanity. its really difficult for a number of communities on here also
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1 year
@shukunkiti nah, he has lazers and shit apparently we really need to get to mars or something and its totally fine that he spends all the money or rocket fuel.
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@cyberjuju "someone to taunt"
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1 year
@ZidaneKhaledMo1 his argument is that because equality doesnt exist in real world, that it is as fake as god. its something to strive for. oppressive religious authority is one of the main inhibitory factors to womans quality of life globally. he says thats for the sake of safety!? sexist zealot.
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3 months
@Nurvehaven @NessyAustin @GLB_88 by this point they are just hissing at each other.... to be fair, one of the other comments gave a good example of like, a really innapropriate sexual advance that was just completely gross so im sold on the idea, but honestly, i had no fucking clue what they were talking about..
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3 months
@Herson_Diaz10 @thrwobn there were a couple of student lads wanking each other off on the tram the other day and there was like a couple of girls in their 30's like laughing and they were going like "er, she keeps looking, pull harder.." and stuff and the girls were like taking pics like they were kids!
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1 year
@Marianna__Bear thats how i feel when i see tweets starting "men that"...
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1 year
@scarykneegirl i just looked in the mirror and was like. what the actual fuck, thats too much like actually surprised
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1 year
@shukunkiti im sorry, i gave all the worlds money to elon... he wont even let me have any!
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Guy A. Storey
11 months
@sabrina_nellie_ signs of diabetes, stimulant abuse, exhastion or emotional fatigue. coke or tea. or coke and tea. or coke with tea in it. go on father, go on!
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@natali3levin if the door isnt open, it means chivalry is dead! swooning is mandatory! and guys dead? im like, wtf! and then like, erm...
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1 year
@thevivonline im not sure that i was talking about deniability per-se
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Guy A. Storey
1 year
@thevivonline all i said was about the toxic emotional stuff, and its my job as someone held accountable for the output to ensure it is not of that nature! i know you dont do that stuff, its just some girl i met that had to be mean. but like, the concept of mean girls isnt out of bounds now!!!
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Guy A. Storey
1 year
@sincerelyjuju first you take the bees... no! first you mix in the bees.... i forget how it goes
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3 months
@toalltan @Cpecial_K @girlziplocked no. categorically no. politics absorbs our attention. this is a precious resource we cannot afford to have squandered. it pits us against each other, and does nothing but disempower what could otherwise be unified people.
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@cyberjuju they killed me😢
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Guy A. Storey
2 years
@paleoludic i work on language and compiler design. its fun, but i see all the reasons legacy systems in banks for example, enshrine bad languages into the labourforce. i was involved in focus grouping that led to language developments leading up to the Haskell-2010, and some of GHC 9+
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@sugoimeghann i love you pink hair!
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11 months
@cyberjuju cleaner plz!
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Guy A. Storey
1 year
@LuvEvelynClaire what, why you are not being paid!? hmm, retired already. oh what and now your angry you got a house. ... no i get the issue.... idk, in game points?
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Guy A. Storey
1 year
@lynienicole @iinayaahh like, "just so you know, i see what your going for here, and id just like you to know its not working" devastated... oh, no, this cutting remark is totally acceptable, i can issue soul destroying criticism without a thought.
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@cyberjuju today i am have good day
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11 months
@luxlocosplay @shutter_owl i dont think theres anything more gross than girls trying to impotise men by implying their natural attraction to girls of porn age is paedophilic
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@cyberjuju U been away ages!
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1 year
@J8dee_ im just gona come right out and say i have a broken heart - i miss her and it hurts
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@AdultVidsDaily she says "its her... yeah fuck me"
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1 year
@julianaxferrara how do you get a nice pink butthole?
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11 months
@MoreLexiLore i hope you wrote it in the style of an internet troll by nature
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Guy A. Storey
1 year
@plmtreepanic @king_of_games34 @BoysmellFanatic its real tho! you say it like thats an excuse or something
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11 months
@YourAngelRei lol i'v seen my view count *go down* on occasion. your me adjacent, so just assume elon directly fakes your views and just ignore it as anything other than a gaslighting mechanism
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1 year
@MadsxMyles idk what im more sad about not being in the kiss or, in my memories cos its with my ex. imo the person i would want it with least of anyone. thanks everybody! (yuk, look at this example of a jaded man) (i am outraged and will defame him)
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@urwaifuneptune @Gaunted which one!? i think it would be weird if they all sent you t-shirts, youd have like some kind of freakish t-shirt library!
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