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gurman.

@gurmaaannn

3 years

how it started vs how it’s going

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gurman.

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2 years

landing into the uk has to be top 10 most depressing moments of one’s life

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5 years

how to pull a brown girl: 1) be a fuckboy 2) be toxic 3) give dead replies

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gurman.

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4 years

if you drink haldi aala dudh, dont worry about the vaccine you immune for life

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4 years

this persons going to hell for this one

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gurman.

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5 years

before 2019 ends 🖐 🤚 \ 😳 / | | / \ anyone want to admit they got a crush on me 🙈 You can lie idc make my day

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gurman.

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4 years

A thread of British Asian Entrepreneurs on the rise:

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god bro I see what you doing

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4 years

fuck vogue I wanna be on Forbes

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5 years

paaji choose one this isn’t fair is it now

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gurman.

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4 years

*shows brown parent a meme* “aa kaun aa”

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gurman.

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3 years

mfs use vapes like an asthma pump

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gurman.

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5 years

so... who's... tryna... be... like... this...

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best friend❤️

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gurman.

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5 years

rose garden, chandigarh

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Can anyone guess the location

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gurman.

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5 years

MOMMA IMMA MAKE IT 🤩 and twitter deserves to see it first.

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gurman.

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5 years

now that QISMAT is on Netflix, it’s time for brown girls to start crying again

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gurman.

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4 years

this is 🤩

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gurman.

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5 years

Punjabi’s are the pengest Indians

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gurman.

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2 years

missing someone you can’t talk to anymore is real pain

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gurman.

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4 years

i got a 2:1 in being the family disgrace 🎉🎉🎉

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gurman.

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5 years

So every punjabi has this plate right

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gurman.

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3 years

@kashmirrichaii @_krxshhh give the guy a crown fr

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gurman.

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4 years

white people can differentiate between 57 genders but still think indian is a language

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gurman.

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3 years

old j cole hits like a mf

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gurman.

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2 years

being on dnd and coming back to no notifications is what I call character building

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3 years

*insert punjabi lyrics here*

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gurman.

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10 months

brown kids tonight will be in one of two places: - the gurdwara - the club

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gurman.

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5 years

white people: aunty, uncle Punjabis: taya, tayee, chacha, chachi, bhua, phupher, mama, mami, massi, massar

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gurman.

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3 years

white people waiting for roast potatoes for dinner while I’ve stuffed 4 aloo paranthe at 9am

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gurman.

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3 years

not much changed tbf

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gurman.

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5 years

“I can understand punjabi but I can’t speak it” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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gurman.

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4 years

seeing apne succeed hypes me so much even if i dont know them

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3 years

You ain’t pushing 🅿 You a 🅿️enchoud

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3 years

brown girls after minor inconveniences:

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gurman.

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5 years

tested positive for being the family disgrace :)

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5 years

all brown girls just love falling for fuckboys don’t they

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gurman.

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4 years

so you’re telling me “channa mereya” doesnt mean “the chickpeas are mine”??? damn that’s wild

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gurman.

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3 years

get her jhanjra so you can hear her coming

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gurman.

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2 years

you’re lying 😭😭😭

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gurman.

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2 months

mentally where I need to be rn

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gurman.

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4 years

i can confirm pyar bolda still slaps :)

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gurman.

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3 years

“no he’s different i swear he’s the one” him:

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gurman.

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5 years

so your man knows all the lyrics to moosewalas songs but lip syncs during aardas... do better pehnji

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3 years

always smell good, cos the first hole you penetrate is her nostril

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gurman.

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11 months

i don’t think the lengha should be your main concern right now, finding a man should be

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gurman.

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3 years

used to go on drives for therapy but that shit looking kinda expensive now

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gurman.

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4 years

what time is it? 12 11 ^ 1 10 | 2 9 ⊙———> chaa 8 4 7 5 6.

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gurman.

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4 years

mothers so invested in the sushant case she might as well be a part of the CBI

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gurman.

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5 years

brown parents love going to Indian restaurants like they don’t eat the same stuff at home

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gurman.

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2 years

did lehmber ever find out what pind she was from?

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5 years

imagine you tell your parents you want an arranged marriage and the first rishta you get is your ex

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5 years

got called boring because I don’t smoke or drink... erm okay?

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5 years

aaannnddd goreya da kam 🤕🤕

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gurman.

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2 years

@chigzarsenal20 everyone just looks copied and pasted

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3 years

"money wont buy you happiness" okay but a g-wagon would make me smile a little

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gurman.

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4 years

How to open up to people: A thread

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gurman.

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5 years

If I give her the ring will she get on her

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gurman.

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3 years

if she says happy rakhri just block her bro

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gurman.

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4 years

everyone’s “there for you” until they need to be there for you

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3 years

single by choice, just not my choice ygm

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3 years

Santas fat, got a beard and works on a holidays… that’s my chacha bro

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3 years

I laugh at my trauma and call it therapy

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5 years

If we gonna talk about glow ups I mean 😤😤

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5 years

I have a list of people that imma have the cameraman zoom into when they eat for my wedding

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gurman.

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11 months

put my asian ting in a lengha, sike.

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gurman.

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5 years

being the car DJ is more stress than driving

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gurman.

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2 years

this girl broke up with her man and then used me as a rebound and shes getting married to the guy she broke up with... this duniya is crazy man

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gurman.

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4 years

its costs £0.00 to be supportive you know

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5 years

My younger cousin: IM GOING TO TELL YOUR MUM Me:

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3 years

no more talking stages this year just bring your passport when we meet

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5 years

ammy virk: qisma- me:

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gurman.

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3 years

Newton died a virgin, mf discovered gravity but no woman fell for him

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5 years

girls are always on about 🚩🚩🚩 but what colour is your wedding lengha gonna be???

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I ain’t stressing about the coronavirus because I got haldi dudh

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5 years

This could be us but you’re just a churail

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2 years

my sister posted on her story and icl she’s the reason I got trust issues cos she don’t look like that

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3 years

brown girls dressing up for halloween like they aren’t already churails

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3 years

if people throwing their bras for ammy virk, i dont even wanna know whats gonna happen at AP

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5 years

when my sister picks up the last samosa

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5 years

do you pronounce it as “brown girls” or “churails”?

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2 years

this tv stand unifies all desi households

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3 years

brown girls lip sync to random songs and all of sudden they’re tiktok celebrities

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3 years

I’m too young for the uncles but too old to be chilling in the stairs with the kids

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5 years

I am a: ⚪️ Male ⚪️ Female 🔘 Kanjar Looking for a: ⚪️ Male ⚪️ Female 🔘 Kanjari

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5 years

imagine you liked someone... and they liked you back... id die

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2 years

posting on snap main story feels criminal

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5 years

imagine this on the slideshow at your wedding 🤐🤐🤐

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pre wedding shoot 💀

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5 years

when your best friend starts talking about her ex again

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gurman.

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5 years

rumour has it Romeo was jatt and Juliet was a tarkhan

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3 years

another lockdown would be good for my bank account

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5 years

Punjabi weddings should be the 8th wonder of the world

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5 years

some of you complain about 2 hour seminars but can watch KKKG, KHNH and KKHH straight like it’s nothing

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3 years

iMessage need an unsend feature

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5 years

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3 years

call her biodegradable cos of the way she breaks down so easy

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bk really brought the velly out of people

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3 years

she went private school but left her legs open for the public

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punjabi weddings are a new level of cardio

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