I was on this flight. My pants were ripped off by the sheer force of the air. My penis was sucked into the hole and plugged it, allowing us to land safely.
BREAKING: Alaska Airlines plane makes emergency landing in Portland, Oregon after window blows out in mid-air.
Several items, including phones, were sucked out of the plane when it suddenly depressurized. Everyone is safe.
Had a buddy ask if he could suck my dick for some xans one time. It was so sad what it had done to him, how this drug had changed him: toothy blowjob, no spit, he didnt even work the balls. It was like the guy I knew didnt even exist anymore.
Went to target for no reason today and this is what I walked out with. I really have no idea what I’m doing with my life anymore. I feel like someone else is driving my brain while I am sinking into a bottomless pit.. absolutely lifeless.
JUST IN: 🇷🇺 🇬🇧 Russia makes HUGE oil discovery in British Antarctic Territory.
The discovery is estimated at 511 BILLION barrels of oil – about 10x the North Sea’s entire 50-year output.
Democracy is coming to the penguins 🐧
Neighbors have helped raise more than $37,000 on GoFundMe for a bullied Texas boy who went viral after a heart-wrenching video showed him knocking on their door and asking if they knew any kids his age because he “needs some friends really bad.”
@smokeismedicine
Imagine suggesting food service workers be deincentivized from getting high at work and thinking the food service industry would still exist