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@gumby_lover
Gumby lover
4 months
Put his ass down he do not like it
@Rainmaker1973
Massimo
4 months
Beavers communicate through a series of grunts, grumbles and whines. These are the vocalizations of a young beaver.
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@gumby_lover
Gumby lover
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My doctor said that because of my IQ i can never legally consent to sex
@lambrinimami
anxiety chronic, ass iconic
6 months
My radiologist has described my uterus as “bulky” following my ultrasound, which I *think* means… pussy fat, medically confirmed
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@gumby_lover
Gumby lover
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Unironically I believe that if you squished a girls arm like that she would burn herself to death
@cravedcuddle
not cute & kinky memes
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@gumby_lover
Gumby lover
6 months
@pixyllowl I dont know how to lie, but I can understand riddles sometimes
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@gumby_lover
Gumby lover
6 months
I was on this flight. My pants were ripped off by the sheer force of the air. My penis was sucked into the hole and plugged it, allowing us to land safely.
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BNO News
6 months
BREAKING: Alaska Airlines plane makes emergency landing in Portland, Oregon after window blows out in mid-air. Several items, including phones, were sucked out of the plane when it suddenly depressurized. Everyone is safe.
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@gumby_lover
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Had a buddy ask if he could suck my dick for some xans one time. It was so sad what it had done to him, how this drug had changed him: toothy blowjob, no spit, he didnt even work the balls. It was like the guy I knew didnt even exist anymore.
@cytirosi
tirosi
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Xanax taken longer than 2-4 weeks causes brain damage, job loss and suicide, study finds.
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@gumby_lover
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6 months
@alaskanbulw0rm No down syndrom. Its bc I used to hit my head in the wall
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@gumby_lover
Gumby lover
6 months
@heyimfresher This pretty much sums it up
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@gumby_lover
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6 months
What could cause 9 of yall to bookmark ts
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@gumby_lover
Gumby lover
1 month
If you cant understand this body language you might be on the spectrum
@PostsOfCats
Posts Of Cats
1 month
I will never understand cats 😂
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@gumby_lover
Gumby lover
2 months
Huge for Polish people.
@WangLutongMFA
王鲁彤 Wang Lutong
2 months
A Chinese netizen operating a #UAV to install a light bulb. Successful docking! No shortage of tech talents in #China .
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@gumby_lover
Gumby lover
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Me: Your honor I would like to move for a recess. Judge: On what grounds, counselor? M: on the playground your honor
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@gumby_lover
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6 months
10, what could you save this for??
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@gumby_lover
Gumby lover
2 years
That ain’t smegma baby, that’s G.O.A.T. Cheese 😤😤😤😤💯💯
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@gumby_lover
Gumby lover
6 months
Therapist said I should journal about my day so here goes nothing
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@gumby_lover
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6 months
Its 1.5k bookmarks for her? Yall think yall gonna find her and her fat pussy if you bookmark this tweet?
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@gumby_lover
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1 month
Sources close to the family said he beat her “black and blue”, while some say he beat her white and gold
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The man behind the ‘viral dress that broke the internet’ admitted to violently strangling and endangering his wife
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@gumby_lover
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This is how much chicken I eat every single day. 2 pounds. Only exercise I do is Tibetan Jelqing. What’s stopping you from fixing your life?
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@gumby_lover
Gumby lover
11 months
@TedCrews Right, some idiot thought he invented liking titties and ass
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@gumby_lover
Gumby lover
4 months
This is the shit that you steal from target when youre on xanax
@kpvwxyz
kave
4 months
Went to target for no reason today and this is what I walked out with. I really have no idea what I’m doing with my life anymore. I feel like someone else is driving my brain while I am sinking into a bottomless pit.. absolutely lifeless.
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@gumby_lover
Gumby lover
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I would rather someone pull out a gun at a party than an acoustic guitar
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@gumby_lover
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6 months
@unchangeablebrd Doctor say im too stupid to be in court 😭
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@gumby_lover
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1 month
Fuck I hope theres a war in antarctica, so tired of desert war movies
@RadarHits
Radar🚨
2 months
JUST IN: 🇷🇺 🇬🇧 Russia makes HUGE oil discovery in British Antarctic Territory. The discovery is estimated at 511 BILLION barrels of oil – about 10x the North Sea’s entire 50-year output. Democracy is coming to the penguins 🐧
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@gumby_lover
Gumby lover
4 months
Does anyone know if the audio is real
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@gumby_lover
Gumby lover
6 months
@dumb_body Did your dentist use those exact words??
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@gumby_lover
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7 months
@smokeismedicine Same vibes as when trump said “why would kim jong un call me an old lunatic? I would never call him short and fat!”
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@gumby_lover
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@axidentalism @ohshidt I didn’t see any planes, do you think they got him w a long range missile?
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@gumby_lover
Gumby lover
2 years
Pepperjack cheese shower time
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@gumby_lover
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6 months
@dumb_body Your dentist a asshole
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@gumby_lover
Gumby lover
4 months
yeah you’d like that wouldn’t you motherfucker…
@DailyLoud
Daily Loud
4 months
Kellogg’s CEO suggests people should eat cereal for dinner to save money
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@gumby_lover
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6 months
@pixyllowl Yeah he dont speak in riddles like I ask him too idrk wtf he be sayin
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6 months
@WalrusDoc That go hard
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@gumby_lover
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@ohshidt Just burned with the barrel
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@gumby_lover
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4 months
Thats crazy
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@gumby_lover
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11 months
@KebabCommie I just saw it happen :/
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@gumby_lover
Gumby lover
8 months
This is the type of shit a detective brings you during an interview
@TakeThatNurses
💥 Nurse D, Nurshitsu Black Belt
8 months
40 fucking dollars. In the middle of nowhere, South Carolina
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@gumby_lover
Gumby lover
5 months
Women always hating on big ass tvs
@tweetsandboobs
Molly Perky Set 🇵🇸
5 months
My husband ordered a new tv for our family room. Absolutely not. It’s going back. Shit is too large.
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@gumby_lover
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4 months
@Neveerrmoree He wanna go back in the goon cave
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@gumby_lover
Gumby lover
2 years
My dad (7.5”, uncut) and I have a perfectly normal relationship
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@gumby_lover
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@gumby_lover
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4 months
@RefreshFresh If im eatin a beaver and she start vocalizin better believe i am not stoppin
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@gumby_lover
Gumby lover
3 months
This man is a disgrace to the uniform
@lilj_eep2
.exe
3 months
he sent me money to post this . no further comment
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@gumby_lover
Gumby lover
2 years
No fuckin way lmao
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@gumby_lover
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10 months
@cheeserburger Love seeing a “go white boi go!” Situation
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@gumby_lover
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5 months
Who has to die to fix this?
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@gumby_lover
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@smokeismedicine What a nice funny scene youve painted james. Good work! I like it!
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@gumby_lover
Gumby lover
4 months
2015: drug dealer 2016: drug dealer 2017: jail 2018: fat 2019: drunk 2020: drunk 2021: fat 2022: fat 2023: sorcerer 2024: bisexual dart player
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@gumby_lover
Gumby lover
8 months
Imagine being trained by an old chinese man that believes in you
@Rainmaker1973
Massimo
8 months
Scissors? Where we're going we don't need scissors [📹 martarvest am]
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@gumby_lover
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6 months
When I was a kid I made up a game called “Bonk Bonk” and the goal was to see how fast you could hit your head against the wall
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@gumby_lover
Gumby lover
7 months
@YSufferer “Omg nothing makes me as angry as minors in my DM, dont even TRY it! 😡😡😡”
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@gumby_lover
Gumby lover
1 year
@kobenipeacesign My mans kiss gonna smell like jizz
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@gumby_lover
Gumby lover
2 months
POV your instacart order gets assigned to a rat
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@gumby_lover
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6 months
@NewtypeShawty I dont understand them anyways, let em tell me
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@gumby_lover
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3 years
I did this
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@gumby_lover
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@Howlingmutant0 First time I saw a pussy I had to go get a flashlight to examine it, never knew if I was gonna see another one!
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@gumby_lover
Gumby lover
6 months
Tonight finna be a movie 😤😤
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@gumby_lover
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@kingjuulien He was nervous asf
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@gumby_lover
Gumby lover
3 months
I believe that ahmed is a bit more than a roommate
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@gumby_lover
Gumby lover
1 year
Its gonna come out in a week that this kid doesnt have friends because he fucks the neighborhood dogs or some shit
@DailyLoud
Daily Loud
1 year
Neighbors have helped raise more than $37,000 on GoFundMe for a bullied Texas boy who went viral after a heart-wrenching video showed him knocking on their door and asking if they knew any kids his age because he “needs some friends really bad.”
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@smokeismedicine Imagine suggesting food service workers be deincentivized from getting high at work and thinking the food service industry would still exist
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@gumby_lover
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How your email finds me
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@gumby_lover
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5 months
You was molested
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@gumby_lover
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@itsjust04654187 @alaskanbulw0rm Yeah i did it because I have emotional problems
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@gumby_lover
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5 months
Heres what you would look like if you were black and chinese
@myfunnybebo
Funny Bebo
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Fresh Cuttlefish is tasty and fun
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@gumby_lover
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2 years
Late night conversations on these used to hit different
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@gumby_lover
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1 year
@damonesk @SaycheeseDGTL How tf a murder victim gonna accuse anyone?
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Ordering this should make you ineligible for health insurance
@SHAUMBE
shaumbé
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i order this on doordash twice a day. if you have a problem with that youre a fake leftist
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@georainbolt @ncrohawk Are you a real human
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??
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@NFN_Raven @itsjust04654187 @alaskanbulw0rm I do it for the sound it make in my head
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@gumby_lover
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1 year
Love a good burger
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This will always be hilarious
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@GeebMinister Bro he couldnt even get a press release photo he had to use the walmart screenshot.
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@gumby_lover
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5 months
WHEN ME FUCK PUSSY PUSSY TURN RED
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@_EyushVick Im wondering the same
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@MillieMoxxie Wtf do that een mean
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@comradeflatass What the fuck are the scary parts of Harry Potter
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@GhostofNino Iq too low to fuck and is definitely too low to understand this reference lol
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2 years
@WillManidis Do they actually say not to walk along a stream for too long?
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@OneTrueFeller Interesting
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@Taylor_colino @Lisa06862244 @biigwes_ Wdym if these aren’t real stakes lmao? You think he’s actually engaged in gambling with an animal hahahah
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@gumby_lover
Gumby lover
1 year
@iAmOnThisSite @arthoefootjob Making them get those haircuts should be an add on charge
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@gumby_lover
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11 months
Throwing her into the tv is crazy because if she broke the tv you cant even watch tv anymore
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@gumby_lover
Gumby lover
1 year
This is literally how roman populists gained mobs to do their bidding in ancient rome
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@gumby_lover
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4 months
Worst part of tax season is loading all the zyn points into my W2
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@gumby_lover
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2 months
I have seen this in my dreams since I was a child
@gloomingly
skin destroyer
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Every day is torture
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@zapp_134 I cant understand why its confusing me lol
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@gumby_lover
Gumby lover
4 months
She sound like a cartoon squirrel
@NoCapFights
Wild content
4 months
Got him chained up like a prisoner is wild
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@gumby_lover
Gumby lover
6 months
The desire for an adult man to have a hairless torso is rooted in ₽3doph!lia
@matzsvision
matz ౨ৎ
6 months
unpopular opinion: this is NOT attractive
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5 months
Intrusive thoughts won lmao
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@JustinWhang What this called
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@gumby_lover
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2 months
The weed in the 60s was not strong enough to justify their behavior
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@gumby_lover
Gumby lover
2 years
“If you think you gonna break in and try to rob my wife and daughter, and rape me, this what you gonna get”
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@gumby_lover
Gumby lover
5 months
Save me chinese baby!!
@TheFigen_
Figen
5 months
His father taught him a great education.
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@Howlingmutant0 I remember a dead family friend asking me about the fucking i was doing when i was like 13-14
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