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not wanting kids because you’re worried about climate change is the most 80iq thing in the world

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3 years

did u guys see the tiktok where the dude talk about how BPA free is a scam and it just means the plastic is made of something much worse that just hasn’t been banned yet

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4 years

new brandy melville top 🤍

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3 years

i don’t understand why people were telling my young and broke self to save for retirement. why does broke 18 y/o me need to sacrifice and look out for 60 y/o me ?? $5k at 18 is so much more valuable than $100k at 60

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3 years

what’s an idea that has wrecked your brain and how you see the world?

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3 years

this guy pitches you his startup… wyd

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1 year

You need to cut out everyone in your life who underestimates you. You need to be surrounded by delusional megalomaniacs.

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My dream bar to open in sf is a whiteboard bar. rent a whiteboard like you’d rent a dart board. get drunk and theorize on the boards with friends.

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@guavault

2 years

the experience of talking to a normie is becoming harder and harder they don’t know what quarks are or wetware or stable diffusion I physically cannot communicate w them without teaching them what 50% of the things I say are I’m going fucking insane

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2 years

have you ever been in a situation where you’ve felt “I’m not intelligent enough for this”

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2 years

so much of the future is in the hands of men that have never known Love or Beauty or Themselves. They see things as missions to solve, games to be cracked, so zero sum and short sighted. It’s v scary & bothers me a lot.

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2 years

I’m starting to self actualize in a way I’ve I never have before and it’s weird it’s mostly affecting me subconsciously. bad habits I’ve struggled to get rid of are magically disappearing. health problems and physical pain are going away. self actualization is the best drug.

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1 year

one of the top 10 human experiences is when u think ur alone in an idea but then u discover a niche dead philosopher/mathematician/etc who wrote hella books who was on the same schizo shit & u know exactly what he means because a dragon revealed it to u on DMT but not in English

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2 years

it’s fucked up how you have to do things to make them happen

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1 year

can someone go to YC to check if Paul grahams perpetually 8 year old child actually exists

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9 months

guy on the right looks like beff from the future in a disguise trying to stop himself

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9 months

Choose Your Fighter

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1 year

I literally warned you guys about this

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1 year

do women ever get muses or is that typically a masculine thing? Are there examples of women who had male muses in history?

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2 years

wwyd if u went home with a girl and she had a whiteboard as a headboard

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3 years

me @ my autist coder boyfriend who I haven’t seen in 2 months

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1 year

just hired someone & this hits better than having a crush like I’m planning our future together and getting so excited I feel invincible who knew hiring could feel like this

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1 year

carrying around a lighter so I can real-life fire react during convos

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2 years

so much alpha in physical violence I just got in a fight and i feel like the humanity returned to my body, I was a sad bugmansoybro now I’m an amazonian woman who can lead an army my T just shot up by 400%

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4 years

to ppl who read lots of books: how do u remember what you’ve read??? I can’t remember p much anything in a book unless I’ve read it recently or 2+ times.

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3 years

once u defeat all the finance bros… and the tech bros... u have to defeat the final boss: the fintech bro

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2 years

libgen noooo 😭😭😭😭

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1 year

I just remembered I was at a sorta IDW dinner where the topic was the future & no one understood the importance of energy becoming super cheap. I got so fucking gaslit these fucking ppl don’t realize how much poverty is hurting the world & how much cheap energy would help that

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2 years

what’s the difference between a heroes journey and a villain’s journey

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2 years

I’m an acceleration accelerationist, call me a jerk

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2 years

what’s something you’re into that is “schizo” rn, but will probably be popular in a couple years?

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3 years

the three A’s of Silicon Valley: Atheism, Autism, Adderall

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7 months

I think schizophrenia is what happens if you overclock your brain and don’t spend enough time in the present

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2 years

what if we kissed inside of a neutrino detector 👉👈🥺

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1 year

I think startups are hard not bc there’s so much work or w/e, it’s because of the sheer amount of unique problems u have to deal w constantly. Most jobs have recurrent problems, u get good at them. At startups u have 6 alien hands slapping u and have to respond uniquely to each

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2 years

I wish there was an absurdist Amazon for the wealthy. I want to drunk-buy miles of solar panels for a village in rwanda. I want to buy 500 sheep for a random Ecuadorian. I want “single handedly collapse microeconomies” as a service.

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2 years

people vastly underestimate the value of a gift. you spiritually bond a person/moment in time/gesture/memory to an item. every time i look at my favorite pair of pants i think of my ex. all gifts are totems.

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1 year

honestly my productivity tanked after my dad told me he loved me

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2 years

Cancel Culture is Dead. Art is Back.

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2 years

broke: lying awake terrified of AGI taking over the world woke: lying awake at night because the nerds are spiritually broke

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2 years

the nerds are so obsessed w illegibility bc if you’re illegible you can’t be bullied

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3 years

I really need to stop joking about this… it’s becoming more appealing every day

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3 years

My answer: - colors aren’t real - IFS - how everyone is full of unimaginable complexity that I will never get to experience or understand - “assume incompetent before looking for conspiracy” - the idea of a species that would see us like we see ants - the 4th dimension

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to get more women into coding and hardware, I’m launching a new company: build your own vibrator. women will learn to write firmware and solder their own vibrators

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3 years

are boobs in zero gravity more jiggly or less jiggly

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3 years

HAHAHAH I LIED ABOUT STARTING AN AI HENTAI ONLYFANS AND PEOPLE @ THIS CRYPTO EVENT ARE TRYIJG TO INVEST IN IT

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3 years

it haunts me. is it even real?

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@guavault

8 months

experimented with being sad/depressed for a bit. (Crying >4hrs /day) My body started destroying itself I think I’m covered in psychologically induced bruises and my resting smile face is gone. I do not recommend. I’m going to go back to being happy and in love w life.

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2 years

new EA cause area: the female orgasm

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1 year

girl breakfast

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2 years

omg we live in the future… I can use gpt3 to write DNA and then pay someone to make it for me (w oligonucleotide synthesis)… I love late night online shopping

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3 years

“white people don’t use spices” then what’s this sweaty 💅💃

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2 years

starting a company and hiring 3 ppl and filling the rest of the slack w tons of gpt3 bots that encourage the 3 ppl who actually do work

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@guavault

2 years

lucy guo as a baby

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2 years

what the heII happened to her

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3 years

fuckkkk I’m so fucking happy. I’m finally becoming who I want to be. I’m full of so much purpose and creative energy rn. I don’t wanna do anything right now except for like 4 things (work, sex, shower, read capitalist books)

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2 years

one of my favorite productivity sayings is “nut in someone [and become a dad]” what this means is overcommit and lock urself in way too early. set urself up in life where ur forced to be productive and successful. U can’t undo a nut. And then you must live up to it.

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2 years

*handing my investor a bump of k* this is part of the pitch please take it

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@guavault

3 years

If I ever have a kid I’m giving them a gov name, casual name, and a burner name I think we’re gonna look back on this age and think it’s insane that people regularly use their government names

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2 years

every time i get a crush on someone i must farm it for as much creative output as possible. same for breakups and heartbreaks. it’s such a scarce and powerful resource.

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2 years

brb

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3 years

I love these replies so much 🤍 ty all

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2 years

sometimes u gotta ask yourself, “am I me, or am I a performance art version of myself?”

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2 years

imo we should bring back child labor. not the factory death trap type but like cute fun jobs.

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I’m not smart, I’m just good at learning your definition of intelligence and modeling it

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2 years

Twitter please I’m begging just make “it’s crypto/nft spam” one of the options for reporting a tweet why does it take a whole minute to report the spammers

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2 years

marriage is more like cofounding than dating

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2 years

I hate it when people are like “hey” “can I get your feedback on something” “when’s a good time” just send me the fucking deck/details in the first message why do u need so much foreplay u r just wasting my time !!

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3 years

Bimbos Buddha 🤝 head empty no thoughts

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2 years

I see this as a huge lack of feminine energy in the world. Masculine energy is v focused on maintaining baseline, protecting what we have. Feminine energy is explorative creative and expansive. All of the AGI discussions are so fucking masculine.

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2 years

what is a power bottom? don’t dumb it down or I’ll kill you

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1 year

aella is like that bc she went 1:1 with the void&dmt entities and won

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3 years

gonna start a dating app company: eugenica load ur 23&me data & find out who you’d make the most genetically strong children with

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4 years

“a tech bro losing his mind” c. 2021

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2 years

the two genders

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2 years

life hack: you can say thank you to anything and it will become a compliment

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3 years

can we plz design a religion for AI to believe

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2 years

just realized that 90% of my motivation to work out comes from the desire to ride dick lmao I’m never gonna work out 😭

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3 years

Ohhhh my god I’m dating a tech bro

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2 years

@powerbottomdad1 @m_svillar why would anyone ever want to meet someone off the internet who isn’t insane. this is what the internet is for if I wanted normal people I’d go outside and pick one up

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3 years

guysssss I’m going on a date with a girl on Tuesday !!!! My first ever aahhh !!!

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1 year

female desire for sex comes from the fact that chi is stored in the balls. why else would it be? women only cum 6% of the time. why do u think men get tired after nutting? their chi got stolen. why do women like high value men? more chi to steal. what makes them high value? chi.

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2 years

look at this chair

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@guavault

2 years

if the world is a simulation on a computer I want to waste all the compute. there’s no rate limit. I’m not paying for it. rotating 5D shapes in my head for fun, simulating insane environments. doing impossible math. counting everything for no reason. I want all of the compute.

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@guavault

1 year

I think dating men makes me more powerful, like a true cyborg, i might look like a young girl but I’m plugged into 8 men in their 30s who I rely on for their prefrontal cortex’s and distribute my existential crisis evenly through them

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2 years

is there a word for [math/logic] brain seeing boobies => excites monkey brain seeing ur enemy => excites lizard brain seeing pretty math => excites ______ brain AGI brain? compooter brain?

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3 years

boyfriends/gfs are status signals because they’re all huge emotional and financial burdens so if you’re able to take one on u must be doing p well in life

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2 years

u can just take the people off the street, they’re free

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3 years

2011: I’m being groomed by some random pedo on kik 2021: I’m being groomed by an AI on replika

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2 years

bro how many children are going to be having existential crises about ai/agi. r we prepped for this

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2 years

all I want in a partner is someone who asks me good questions. a lot of good questions. someone who wants to crawl into all of the weird cavities of my mind and colonize it

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3 years

my attractiveness in Miami is measured by how many men come up to me and try to buy me stuff in sf it’s measured by how many men are utterly terrified to speak to me

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me every night at 2am