Scout @guantanamocafe Twitter profile

Last Seen Profiles

@sunsnstars

@fmn_minalia

@SuperV_Goat

@DrSulaimanAhme1

@_LandenWilson

@Mehmet7454012

@pfathle

@marielarubio

@win_novel

@Alexsulzer

@bob_boid

@KempkAubr

@catcoctaa

@maurice_ho56564

@AnnMarieLucas17

@off_sirTomJones

@MatthiasTschop

@Kidpuddy

@baba_Omoloro

@umajo_neko

@isiykfess

@FlorianDagn

@edsanikkreboot

@Dmoha_

@harman_geoff

@voneditor

@_Aphmau_

@ShesADopekiid

@shk2f

@meettheyeagers

@Go_Planetary

@howmuchIget

@Caleb_Jephte

@ora_61

@pyquantnews

@donarsang

Scout

@guantanamocafe

7 months

I did the stanky leg in this suit last night

60

82

3K

Scout

@guantanamocafe

1 year

Went viral and they’re calling me the yassification of Fran Lebowitz…

jeff computers

@allahliker

1 year

this is my president

90

663

8K

28

64

2K

Scout

@guantanamocafe

9 months

I can’t stand these losers posting fragrantica note pyramids with the perfume name cropped like they’re gatekeeping some esoteric treasure, especially when the fragrance is just “commodity milk”

11

39

807

Scout

@guantanamocafe

7 months

Fragrantica today

1

46

567

Scout

@guantanamocafe

10 years

Kiss Each Other Clean

1

61

210

Scout

@guantanamocafe

7 months

This photo of me and Till from Rammstein goes hard

3

0

148

Scout

@guantanamocafe

1 year

Watch my video / stream my single OR ELSE!

8

6

104

Scout

@guantanamocafe

10 months

George Jones is literally smiling at you, you undeserving dumb fuck

big sandwich

@garlictoes_

1 year

This record store im at is genuinely insane how the fuck am i supposed to find anything

408

238

8K

2

5

91

Scout

@guantanamocafe

7 months

Thank you @lotus__point 🤍

2

86

Scout

@guantanamocafe

1 month

You all look like shit in your long baggy shorts with tall boots. Truly stupid looking.

3

89

Scout

@guantanamocafe

5 months

No one knows how hard it is to be me… a tomboy with huge tits

6

3

89

Scout

@guantanamocafe

5 months

I love my cat so much

5

3

89

Scout

@guantanamocafe

1 year

Ooh and also ahh

1

0

71

Scout

@guantanamocafe

7 months

This portrait of me is tonight’s Tool poster ❤️

TOOL effing TOOL

@Tool

7 months

We're in Oklahoma City, OK tonight at the @PaycomCenter with @beholdtheelder , don't forget to grab tonight's limited exclusive merch poster with art from Adam's wife, @korinfaught !

24

122

1K

3

4

75

Scout

@guantanamocafe

3 years

I love the word “ornery” because it sounds like “horny” (which is what I am) but it means “vile” (which is what I am)

3

8

70

Scout

@guantanamocafe

8 months

My cat is so cute. Look at his little tongue

5

1

70

Scout

@guantanamocafe

9 months

Unfortunately for the haters and losers I have been mentioned in VOGUE… ❤️

4

2

68

Scout

@guantanamocafe

26 days

People who have little unnecessary Made In China gadgets for everything should be put in camps

ؘjojo

@helllojojo

28 days

yall have lost your damn minds

2K

3K

95K

1

0

64

Scout

@guantanamocafe

8 months

Bath time

0

1

62

Scout

@guantanamocafe

3 years

Witnessed greatness today as two mush-brained girls asked the bookstore employee if R. Crumb was “like, a bad guy, or racist, or something” and he promptly alerted them that the store was “not a safe space” and that there would be no policing of ideas encouraged. My spirit soared

0

3

61

Scout

@guantanamocafe

9 months

Cover girl once more ⭐️ Thanks Ry

Ryan Simón

@ryandsimon

9 months

I’m switching up the cover of issue 2 with the next printing and there’s nothing you can do about it

3

2

49

2

3

63

Scout

@guantanamocafe

9 months

3

10

60

Scout

@guantanamocafe

9 months

My childhood Christmas list including a motorcycle helmet, American flag, and love from Santa…

6

1

55

Scout

@guantanamocafe

10 years

fuck anyone who deems nudity indecent. fuck anybody who demonizes sexuality/anything else that's perfectly natural. fuck your oppression.

0

40

56

Scout

@guantanamocafe

2 years

Counterpoint haul

2

0

51

Scout

@guantanamocafe

10 months

I am breaking my silence on the tepid, stillborn, and pointless film, Priscilla. I left the theatre completely dejected, even angry. It's a movie that is afraid of its own shadow, saying and doing nothing to stir the spirit or persuade you to care. Sad!

3

0

55

Scout

@guantanamocafe

3 years

POINT BLANK

1

48

Scout

@guantanamocafe

2 years

If you’re fat, you better have BEEN fat. If you GOT fat, I don’t respect you

0

2

46

Scout

@guantanamocafe

6 months

When I am rocking two braids I am not doing it in a cute way I am doing it in a Robert Trujillo way, but you hoes wouldn’t know the difference

2

4

45

Scout

@guantanamocafe

1 year

new Low Pony soon

3

2

44

Scout

@guantanamocafe

10 months

Accidentally walked into a “plant based” “cashless” “coffee shop” where two coffees cost $15, send the nukes

2

1

45

Scout

@guantanamocafe

1 year

My new single + video is out today 🤍 Listen/watch “Jones”

3

8

43

Scout

@guantanamocafe

9 years

consider the following: me

0

63

40

Scout

@guantanamocafe

1 year

I’m like Humphrey Bogart if he had tits

2

38

Scout

@guantanamocafe

3 years

2

35

Scout

@guantanamocafe

8 years

Why did I make this the other night and think it was really funny?

0

4

37

Scout

@guantanamocafe

3 years

Why don’t you go clean the kitchen, Lib man…

0

1

37

Scout

@guantanamocafe

8 years

Rat: *runs in front of my car* Me: *has seen Ratatouille* *rat fan* *swerves and saves rat's life*

0

7

37

Scout

@guantanamocafe

6 months

The sun is out and I’m listening to The Eagles bitch (we are so back etc)

1

36

Scout

@guantanamocafe

9 months

Just had a gorgeous Mexican dinner and the hostess was wearing Lutens La Fille de Berlin, leaving a beautiful trail throughout the restaurant lit up by Christmas lights… God provides

1

0

38

Scout

@guantanamocafe

6 years

Every day that I wake up without bows tattooed on the back of my thighs is a good day.

2

36

Scout

@guantanamocafe

10 years

"Congratulations, you're Alexa Chung." - something stupid I just said to @alexa_chung

0

3

35

Scout

@guantanamocafe

9 months

0

37

Scout

@guantanamocafe

4 years

Lord forgive me, for I have simped

0

7

35

Scout

@guantanamocafe

3 years

Fragrance enthusiast Asian girlfriend, white newcomer boyfriend come into the store to shop for him. I ask what he likes... She says, “orientals.” I exercised great restraint in not absolutely erupting

2

1

29

Scout

@guantanamocafe

4 years

Everyone shut up I’m smoking weed and watching Sopranos at 9am

4

1

32

Scout

@guantanamocafe

8 months

Watching A Hard Day’s Night 🤍

1

2

32

Scout

@guantanamocafe

6 months

Just tried to text someone “deadass” and it autocorrected to “Fracas”… that is so me

2

0

31

Scout

@guantanamocafe

3 years

Home at my dad’s for Christmas where the presents are 500 rounds of ammunition and a carton of cigarettes, and putting someone in a headlock is as good as “I love you”

1

26

Scout

@guantanamocafe

2 months

Women shouldn’t be in the secret service and that’s a no brainer

2

0

30

Scout

@guantanamocafe

6 years

Me, pretending I have the slightest will to live:

0

10

27

Scout

@guantanamocafe

11 months

Buy American Vulgaria and also my Low Pony tee

Ryan Simón

@ryandsimon

11 months

I’ve got 2 copies of issue 2 and a couple handfuls of issue 1 left — get them here:

1

8

44

1

29

Scout

@guantanamocafe

11 months

Back here again… Infographics posted by the Dumbest Person You’ve Ever Met

1

0

26

Scout

@guantanamocafe

8 years

Emo Nite but it's just me in my room chain smoking and listening to The Used

0

6

27

Scout

@guantanamocafe

2 years

Cookie and milky

1

28

Scout

@guantanamocafe

3 years

Never letting go

1

24

Scout

@guantanamocafe

4 years

You either die Marilyn Manson or live long enough to see yourself become Marilyn Manson

2

5

28

Scout

@guantanamocafe

4 months

They’re in your headlights. They’re in your street lamps. They’re in your kitchen. And they make me want to die. LEDs… they’re ruining the world…

dasha

@dash_eats

4 months

The only good and poetically sound reason to self immolate is the incandescent bulb ban but people really really not ready for that conversation

24

47

727

0

27

Scout

@guantanamocafe

1 year

My new pink lady

0

2

24

Scout

@guantanamocafe

3 years

Some are born perfume pilled... some achieve perfume pilled... some have perfume pilled thrust upon them...

1

0

25

Scout

@guantanamocafe

1 year

@PYeerk That’s Oliver, he’s the best

1

0

23

Scout

@guantanamocafe

4 months

Sun is out and I’m listening to “Arizona” from the 2007 Kings of Leon masterpiece record Because of the Times

3

1

26

Scout

@guantanamocafe

3 years

0

21

Scout

@guantanamocafe

4 years

Someone just texted me a picture of their huge jugs and said “sorry, that was for another Scout.” Honey, I’m not stupid. There is no other Scout. Nice jugs

1

0

24

Scout

@guantanamocafe

1 year

@allahliker I won’t let you down

0

24

Scout

@guantanamocafe

3 years

Portion control is for losers and cowards and that ain’t me

2

0

21

Scout

@guantanamocafe

10 years

unfollowing people is a good way to let them know that they're fuckin irrelevant and unwelcome in your utopian cyber reality

0

10

22

Scout

@guantanamocafe

8 years

photos by @caryfagan . girl by @marilynmanson .

0

1

23

Scout

@guantanamocafe

3 years

0

2

20

Scout

@guantanamocafe

8 years

2 emo 2 live, 2 emo 2 die?

0

12

23

Scout

@guantanamocafe

5 years

@timid_housewife @FunKelly A child once pointed at my face and said “what is that”

2

0

22

Scout

@guantanamocafe

3 years

People who love and rely heavily on sarcasm and irony are typically cowards

2

1

19

Scout

@guantanamocafe

11 months

Me trying to minimize my belongings: “Hey man, do you want a statue of a clown playing the saxophone?”

2

0

21

Scout

@guantanamocafe

7 years

Y'all ever just sit and think about how fucked up zoos are?

3

19

Scout

@guantanamocafe

11 years

Absolutely repulsed by the lack of acceptance and love in this world.

0

15

19

Scout

@guantanamocafe

3 years

1

0

17

Scout

@guantanamocafe

2 years

Coffee shop girl said “cool outfit” then “cool name” and then “it’s on the house” all in total monotone… I love her

0

1

20

Scout

@guantanamocafe

1 year

I’m the cover girl and you should buy it just for that

AMERICAN VULGARIA Magazine Issue #2 - AMERICAN VULGARIA

AMERICAN VULGARIA Magazine Issue #2 Release Date: June 15 2023

americanvulgaria.com

Ryan Simón

@ryandsimon

1 year

Got your mags and more on the way

1

7

28

1

19

Scout

@guantanamocafe

1 year

Just drove past a young blonde with her hair in rollers, applying mascara in her car mirror. We will prevail

0

19

Scout

@guantanamocafe

1 year

Dad’s 60th birthday dinner. Waiter asks how he wants his ribeye. He says “cut the horns off and wipe it’s ass”

0

2

18

Scout

@guantanamocafe

3 years

Penitence Now!

0

20

Scout

@guantanamocafe

11 years

@YaaBishhDri Absolutely disgusting.

0

2

18

Scout

@guantanamocafe

4 years

I dun did a lot of corny shit in my day but I will never be caught on my instagram story with a sticker over my latest post... ya’ll clownin

2

1

19

Scout

@guantanamocafe

4 years

Cancel culture is CANCELLED

0

4

19

Scout

@guantanamocafe

3 years

My cat is chilling so hard it’s insane

1

15

Scout

@guantanamocafe

3 years

I used to have “depression” and then one day I decided to just stop being a little faggot

0

17

Scout

@guantanamocafe

3 years

Special delivery

1

0

17

Scout

@guantanamocafe

3 years

A cloud of dust, a ray of light

0

19

Scout

@guantanamocafe

2 years

I love my new noise cancelling earbuds and my house is always unlocked if you want to come shoot me in the back

1

0

19

Scout

@guantanamocafe

4 years

Someone messaged me a link to their shitty new music video and said “hope this puts a smile on your face.” No, sir, it does not. It brings me great displeasure.

2

0

19