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The Grug Father

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2 years

i’m creating a thread with cursed tinder bios so that i never lose them:

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The Grug Father

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4 years

me, a 23 yearold: i think we should raise the jobseeker payment to a liveable wage australia boomers: THATS NOT WHAT THE AZTECS FOUGHT FOR

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The Grug Father

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2 years

sorry to be quite frank on the timeline but what is the go with “women’s” undies having the most NARROW front?? it’s like an echidna trapped under a floorboard

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4 years

T.W. it’s been three years since my eating disorder. i’m now the heaviest i’ve ever been, and i’ve never been more comfortable or confident. i never thought this possible, but holy fuck, i’m just so happy and in love. i have a life again.

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The Grug Father

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3 years

me: so sorry, do you have a mask you can pop on while you shop with us? them: no? me: oh okay, um i’m sorry but it is a requirement of entry - do you want a disposable one? them: no? i’m just christmas shopping? me: oh! my bad, i forgot that covid is on it’s chrissy break! x

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The Grug Father

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2 years

the features of my 2000’s history education in australia: - simpson and his donkey - something about eureka - gallipoli (as victory lol) - anzacs (as war heroes lol) - phar lap - pearl harbour - lamingtons - japanese paper cranes - the olympics - the pyramids - henry mawson??

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The Grug Father

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1 year

rural aussie boomers astonished to learn that flicking headlights to warn other drivers of coppers/speed cameras is acab

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The Grug Father

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3 years

today i paid for my car service in full, without using any kind of “pay later” service, or borrowing money from friends for the first time in five years. it might seem like a silly thing to celebrate, but this is a genuine win for me and my adhd 🤠

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The Grug Father

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2 years

What’s happening?

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The Grug Father

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4 years

i didn’t know this was a thing, but yesterday i got told that i’m in remission for BPD??? i battled that beast for 4 years, and never thought i would see the day 💫

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The Grug Father

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4 years

were you in the red sports house at school or were you a loser? xx

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The Grug Father

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4 years

idk why i have to clarify this but obviously covid cases should remain confidential 🥴 but u cannot sit here and tell me that if this couple weren’t rich and white that the Murdoch press wouldn’t be out to destroy their lives

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The Grug Father

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5 years

so my mum, who had two severe strokes and cannot talk and is still in hospital, is now on NEWSTART lmao #centrekink

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The Grug Father

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4 years

@patrickpoet literally no offence but i don’t want anyone’s opinion if they’re from the U.S. like that’s just a whole new level that i’m not prepared for

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The Grug Father

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2 years

@SlackfulCyclops @hellaclitean @PetreRaleigh @em_aytch white south africans are even offensive to white australians

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The Grug Father

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4 years

today at this regional NSW rally, an Aboriginal woman came up to me and covered my sunburned shoulders with a blanket and said “here ya go ya fair little whitey” and it was the most wholesome thing 😩😭

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The Grug Father

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3 years

today at work i paid for & monogrammed a memorial book for a mum who had just lost her son. the mum & her other son both came back at different times to give me these, as thanks for doing something so simple yet so meaningful. grief is rough - take care of your community 💛

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The Grug Father

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4 years

i got a job as a barista with four shifts a week in a lovely local cafe! happy days ahead surely ✨

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The Grug Father

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5 years

today on the checkouts i paid for three people’s shops by subtlety pay-passing my card. they were all bewildered but extremely grateful and it absolutely made my day to be able to help just a little bit. #payitforward #Coronaaustralia

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The Grug Father

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2 years

because why on earth wouldn’t i? go banana

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The Grug Father

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2 years

🚩: your boss saying the words “fuck Fair Work” in a team meeting

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The Grug Father

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4 years

we don’t have bowel cancer!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

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The Grug Father

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4 years

i am pleased to announce that i am officially obese under the BMI criteria

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The Grug Father

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2 years

dermatologists hate her

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The Grug Father

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2 years

look at me

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The Grug Father

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3 months

@c3convertase @purplepingers “Faithfully” 🤪

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The Grug Father

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1 year

WITHOUT GOOGLING name a famous historic battle

The Grug Father

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1 year

WITHOUT GOOGLING name a famous historic battle

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The Grug Father

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4 years

boys want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting: to find out more about the tooth in the potting mix

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The Grug Father

@grug_official

3 years

other than wanting a coffee and my hot water bottle, i am one VERY happy girl to have no more tonsils or adenoids. i can’t wait to be a more reliable friend, worker, and not be chronically sick from over 10 bouts of infections a year. thank you to everyone who’s helped!!!💘✨

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The Grug Father

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4 years

men only like two things and it’s DISGUSTING: friendlyjordies and sportsbet

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The Grug Father

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4 years

um is my potting mix now a crime scene can dentist twitter please confirm

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The Grug Father

@grug_official

5 years

A very tough year personally and academically but we did it! First Class Honours! ✨ #AcademicTwitter

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The Grug Father

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4 years

no ragrets ✨

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4 years

i’m having a crisis should i dye my hair brown

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The Grug Father

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4 years

gogglebox but it’s the royal family watching The Crown

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The Grug Father

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5 years

happy electronic thesis submission day!! #AcademicTwitter 📝

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The Grug Father

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3 years

🌻🌻🌻

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The Grug Father

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4 years

i’m going on a date tonight please hype me up xxx

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The Grug Father

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2 years

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The Grug Father

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2 years

thank you for loving me, and for letting me love you for 21 years. enjoy your snooze, Charlee. 💛 • 2001 - 2022 •

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The Grug Father

@grug_official

1 year

i need 2 top up my go card

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The Grug Father

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5 years

the proposed religious discrimination bill is actually.... real fucked #auspol

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The Grug Father

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2 years

genuinely thought platypuses were the size of a crocodile until this year and i’m going to blame the 2000 sydney olympics for the misconception

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The Grug Father

@grug_official

9 months

feel like pure shit just want to crack open a cold blue Pop Top with the lads

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The Grug Father

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5 years

gotta look hot to stack shelves

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The Grug Father

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2 years

everyone please wish me luck and love !!!! ✨

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The Grug Father

@grug_official

4 years

desperately trying to lose my kath and kim accent before my 4 hour job interview at Parliament House tomorrow (((please wish me luck this job would change my life)))

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The Grug Father

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11 months

jet-lagged in perth and being really brave about it

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The Grug Father

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1 year

@CarriggLouise wait until u find out that there’s only one set of change rooms and it’s GENDERLESS

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The Grug Father

@grug_official

4 years

i grew up so damn loved by two incredible women. i lost absolutely nothing not having a man in the house. there is no grief here.

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The Grug Father

@grug_official

4 years

honestly glad that mindfulness works for some people, but it is the least helpful thing for me and i wish GP’s would stop throwing it at people as a cure

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The Grug Father

@grug_official

4 years

big thanks to the two dickheads who cornered me while i was filling stock and told me “you can come closer, i don’t care about social distancing” and asked me “is your number on special too?” and harassed me til i cried!! just wanna do my job! and feel safe in public!

The Grug Father

@grug_official

4 years

should i make a “please don’t sexually harass me” badge to wear at work? would men read that? no, probably not, what a silly idea.

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The Grug Father

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2 years

i still never found out the outcome

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The Grug Father

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3 years

dear diary, today i looked phenomenal

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The Grug Father

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9 days

when he sends those good morning messages x

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1 year

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The Grug Father

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5 years

obviously the news is grim, and we’re all feeling down, helpless, and frustrated. so here’s a happy little vid of my champion mum walking after being told she would be paralysed from the neck down after her two strokes.

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The Grug Father

@grug_official

5 years

mum just said her first word which was “no” when i beat her at a game of thumb wars 😭 they said she would never speak again. what a WOMAN!!!

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The Grug Father

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3 years

i got my official ADHD (hyperactive/inattentive) diagnosis today and i legit cried in the car. now i have access to appropriate treatment, and finally, medical validation and understanding. honestly i’m in complete awe of past Ella, and now so excited for her future 💘

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The Grug Father

@grug_official

2 years

gender reveal? more like a grug reveal #NewProfilePic

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The Grug Father

@grug_official

5 years

it’s not medically safe for my mum to fly yet, so sadly she won’t be able to come to my graduation and see me receive my First Class Honours degree in English. so i brought my mortarboard and thesis up with me and we celebrated anyway 🥰✨ #AcademicTwitter

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The Grug Father

@grug_official

8 months

what’s been on my mind lately is how all those beads from the millions of tswift bracelet things are gonna end up in landfill and in the ocean

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The Grug Father

@grug_official

3 years

the best customer compliment i’ve ever received 😭

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The Grug Father

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10 months

oh heavens. i seem to have struck a cord x

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The Grug Father

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5 years

to think this time last week she was bleeding on the brain. goodness me!! 🥰

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The Grug Father

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3 years

yosemite not being pronounced like vegemite

“honestly, nevermind” chief apologist

@writerbxtch

3 years

What was one word you were humiliated to learn the true pronunciation of? One of mine was “bonafides”

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The Grug Father

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3 years

i just quit my retail job that made me so anxious and miserable the day before black friday. an inconvenient girlboss

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The Grug Father

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11 months

t is for tuberculosis

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The Grug Father

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2 years

my new boss is queer, neurodivergent, has tattoos, and is the union rep. i’ve never felt safer in a workplace 🥹

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The Grug Father

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1 year

who let the dogs out

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The Grug Father

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2 years

blows my fucking mind that this is one of very few residential treatment programs for eating disorders in australia

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The Grug Father

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9 months

big pharma?? what about big parmigiana

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The Grug Father

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3 years

groovin along, thanks

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The Grug Father

@grug_official

8 months

my mum has been flown to hospital and will likely not make it. every time this happens, i just want her to be comfortable, and to know she is so loved, and that it’s okay to go if she needs to go. i know she hates this. i know i hate it. shit is rough.

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The Grug Father

@grug_official

2 years

i could break a grape with these thighs. not to be a wanker

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